Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1889 Judgment

Wang Yuwo said unhappily, “If you like it so much, just put it in your mouth.”

Xie Fu said with a smile: "Linglong, come over here and let uncle taste it for you."

"No...give it to me." The toes in silk stockings kicked Xie Fu lightly on the back of the head.

This kick made Xie Fu burst into poetry: "The hairpin ruler is cut by four points, and the slender jade bamboo shoots are wrapped in light clouds. Others do not say it is good, only I know it is pitiful."

Wang Yuwo snorted, "I'll deal with you later, Linglong. Don't get entangled with him. He just wants to distract our attention so that he can escape. There's a small brocade bag in my left bosom. Just take it out and sprinkle it on uncle's face."

Chen Linglong proceeded under the guidance of Wang Yuwo, but feet are not hands, so it is not easy and the progress is very slow.

Wang Yuwo groaned, "Don't kick my chest, it's just soft snow, isn't it?"

"Uncle will help you."

Wang Yuwo was startled, and then he realized that Xie Fu's nose was like the tip of a pen drawing a piece of dragon and phoenix dancing on the paper, and his clothes were rippling. The small brocade bag fell like a flower on a branch, and Xie Fu held it in his mouth. With a move of his lips, the rope tied at the mouth of the bag was untied, and Xie Fu sprinkled the powder in the brocade treasure into his mouth.

Wang Yuwo was surprised. This mouth was too terrifying. It was more flexible than the hands.

Xie Fu's mouth is good at ventriloquism and he can even hold a pen in his mouth to paint. He is considered the most amazing mouth in the world.

"I'm already satisfied, you can let go now."

Wang Yuwo laughed and said, "Uncle is sensible, Linglong, you can let him go now."

Chen Linglong let go and began to dry heave like a pregnant woman.

Wang Yuwo laughed, "Uncle, how long have you not showered? You made Linglong look like this." Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of Xie Fu's powder and exclaimed, "Oh no."

Xie Fu sat up slowly and dusted himself off: "It's just as you wished. How come it's bad again?"

Wang Yuwo smiled bitterly: "Too much, too much!"

"Uncle is going to turn into a big silver demon tonight. You two are in trouble."

As Xie Fu said this, he pretended to pounce on Wang Yuwo, which frightened Wang Yuwo so much that he jumped away.

Xie Fu burst into laughter, and Wang Yuwo looked sad: "You won't be able to laugh in a while."

"Even if I really turn into a big silver demon, I will definitely be able to laugh. It's you two who can't laugh."

Wang Yuwo held his head high and chest puffed out, looking ready to die: "I will sacrifice my life to accompany a gentleman!"

Chen Linglong finally recovered and looked at Wang Yuwo, asking with a puzzled look in her eyes.

Wang Yuwo smiled bitterly and said, "Linglong, I'm afraid your lotus will be broken into pieces by uncle tonight."

Xie Fu suddenly lifted up Chen Linglong's shoeless foot. Chen Linglong groaned. Although her posture was indecent, she did not resist.

Wang Yuwo was secretly shocked, it came so fiercely that he was almost drooling.

But Xie Fu lowered his head and sniffed it, and then he said poetically: "I wish I could make shoes out of silk, so that I could get around with the same amount of white."

Chen Linglong didn't care about being embarrassed and looked at Wang Yuwo, but Wang Yuwo was silent.

Xie Fu laughed: "Wasn't she a female bandit just now? Why are you so obedient now? Do you still want me to sleep with you?"

Chen Linglong still looked for Wang Yuwo's ​​opinion.

Seeing that the two of them didn't move, Xie Fu smiled and said, "What's the point of making such a fuss again?"

He put Chen Linglong's feet down: "If you don't plan to let me accompany you, then I'm leaving."

Seeing that Wang Yuwo had lost his leadership ability, Chen Linglong stood up and blurted out, "I want to!" After putting in so much effort and suffering such a huge loss, how could he give up halfway.

Wang Yuwo was surprised and blurted out: "I want to!" Now that things have come to this, the sisters can only work together to take him down.

The two women should imagine that Xie Fu was just like Chen Linglong being picked up horizontally, with her skirt swaying, her plain pants revealed under the candlelight, and her white texture was sprinkled with a layer of mysterious red luster.

Chen Linglong let out a soft cry, and Xie Fu carried her to the bed and put her down.

Wang Yuwo thought to herself that if she had to be withered tonight, she, as the eldest sister, would be the first to be withered. She lay down and blocked Chen Linglong, intending to test the law with her own body. She smiled and said, "Uncle, Mr. Wu Liu just expressed his sympathy, and my sister-in-law also has a poem. Please give me some advice."

Xie Fu said, "Tell me about it."

Wang Yuwo chuckled, "I wish I could be cut into thin yarn, wrapped in tenderness like water, and make the wedding day seem like a dream."

I thought to myself, after I said this, uncle, why don't you start with me? Seeing Xie Fu still holding back, I asked softly, "Uncle, what do you think of my poem?"

Xie Fu laughed: "You fox, uncle doesn't want to be a small piece of cloth on your body."

Wang Yuwo groaned in resentment: "Uncle is willing to be the shoes on Chen Linglong's feet, but not willing to be my little..." She choked up and changed her words: "The clothes on my body." Although she had a title, she was still a virgin in the final analysis, and she couldn't say anything too casually.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Poor Linglong, she is so thin, I am willing to travel thousands of miles for her."

Chen Linglong felt warm at heart when she heard this, and she wished she could flip over to Wang Yuwo and offer her life.

Wang Yuwo said: "Uncle is willing to travel thousands of miles for Linglong, so why wouldn't he be willing to keep Yuwo warm in a place where she is afraid of the wind and cold?"

"It's like this. Uncle was weak and sickly when he was young. He would easily catch a cold when it rained, so he didn't like to stay in damp and rainy places."

Wang Yuwo opened his lips to speak, but in the end he pursed his lips and remained speechless. After a moment of silence, he said, "I don't believe it. Maybe you don't even want to stay at Xianting Heqing's place."

Xie Fu laughed: "Girl, I gave you a way out, but you took advantage of me."

Wang Yuwo felt strange when she heard Xie Fu call her a maid. No one had ever dared to treat her as a maid before. But she was inexplicably happy and responded, "Anyway, I'm going to die tonight. The sooner I die, the sooner I'll be reborn."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Who told you that you're going to die tonight?"

Wang Yuwo looked at Xie Fu's body to see if there was anything wrong. How could Xie Fu not know: "Do you really think I'm afraid of your fans?"

Wang Yuwo was surprised: "Then was it at the Lin family's old house last time?"

“I was moved at that time.”

Uncle is moved by me! This sentence flashed through his mind, and Wang Yuwo hugged Xie Fu excitedly.

"Hey, hey, hey, let's make a deal first. You can have me by your pillow tonight. We can only talk about love, no light desires, and sleep deeply without waking up at dawn."

"Uncle, I hope you can bear it."

"I can definitely hold it in, but I'm afraid of you two."

Wang Yuwo chuckled: "Uncle, please don't look down on me. When I'm not with you, I still spend night after night. What do you think, Linglong?"

Chen Linglong responded: "Linglong just wants uncle to be around, and doesn't want anything else."

Xie Fu spread his arms: "Come."

Wang Yuwo immediately understood and happily undressed him. Chen Linglong did not dare to be negligent and got off the bed and squatted to take off her shoes to thank Master.

Xie Fu said happily: "Uncle appreciates this kind of affection, and his heart is also open."

Wang Yuwo smiled: "Uncle understands all your kindness."

Seeing that she was very familiar with the job, Master Xie asked, "Yuwo, have you ever served anyone before?" Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "Before I got married, I was the daughter of the Wang family. I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. Now I'm married and I'm the wife of a famous family. What do you think, uncle?" But she wanted to express that only you, uncle, have this treatment and can let me serve you to undress.

Xie Fu asked: "Why are you so skilled?"

Wang Yuwo deliberately said: "This man has many clothes to take off, so he is very skilled."

Xie Fu was surprised, and Wang Yuwo burst out laughing: "Is uncle jealous?"

"You damn girl, I'm talking to you seriously, but you keep saying something inappropriate."

Wang Yuwo smiled lightly: "Want to talk about something serious?"

"Yes, be serious."

Wang Yuwo then said, "I have dreamed of helping my uncle undress so many times that I have become familiar with the dream."

As she said this, she glanced at Xie Fu, her eyes showing all her natural beauty, waiting for Xie Fu to ask her why she was undressing.

However, Xie Fu did not respond to her words. He looked at Chen Linglong and saw that Chen Linglong had placed his shoes and socks neatly beside the bed. Placing the shoes in this position had a special meaning, representing that the owner of the shoes was also the owner of the bed, and no one else could cross the line.

When Xie Fu saw Chen Linglong squatting, her back looked particularly gentle and pitiful. In most of his impressions, Chen Linglong was graceful and as pure as a white lotus. He had almost never seen such a scene.

He couldn't help but think of Qin Chushang's words again, you never know what a person is like behind the scenes, what you see on weekdays is only on the surface.

When you see her other side, this novelty is particularly wonderful. At this time, you really want to dig out more things from this gentle back, such as... thinking about it, your heart moved.

Wang Yuwo saw Xie Fu staring at Chen Linglong's beautiful background, and smiled, and whispered in Xie Fu's ear: "Is it beautiful?"

Xie Fu no longer felt guilty about being caught as a thief, and said with a smile, "Nonsense."

"Even I rarely see her squatting like this. Uncle is really a strange man. Wherever he appears, there are strange sights."

Wang Yuwo spoke softly while silently taking off Xie Fuli's clothes.

Xie Fu stopped me and said, "I'm not going to take a shower, why are you taking off my underwear?"

Wang Yu's dimples showed a knowing smile: "Take it off now, so you won't have to do it later."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Sleeping with clothes on, of course it's better to sleep with clothes on."

Chen Linglong had her hands on his waist at this time, and was about to take off his underwear. When she heard Xie Fu's words, she stopped, her expression a little embarrassed.

Xie Fu placed his palm on the back of her hand: "Linglong, I'm sorry for the hard work."

Chen Linglong smiled slightly and took her hand back: "Then uncle, please go to the bed first."

"it is good."

Xie Fu lay down on the bed and turned over a few times. This action lacked his usual steadiness, but was more lively like a young man.

The two girls smiled at each other, feeling comfortable with their uncle no matter what the situation. Wang Yuwo said with a smile: "Look at uncle, he is so cheerful like a teenager."

Xie Fu said, "I am trying to see if this bed is spacious enough. It can accommodate three people."

The three words "three people" make people unable to help but think about it.

Wang Yuwo asked with a smile: "What if it's not spacious enough?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Then I will have to sleep alone, and the two of you can only stand by the bed."

Chen Linglong said: "Linglong is willing to guard like this..."

Before he finished speaking, Wang Yuwo reached out to cover it, glanced at Chen Linglong, and asked with a smile, "Is there no other way?"

"The bed isn't big enough, but there is a solution. We can only stack them up like bowls."

Xie Fu said this and laughed, feeling that he was being funny.

Wang Yuwo deliberately asked: "How do you fold it?"

"I'll sleep on the first floor, Yuwo, you sleep on the second floor, Linglong sleeps on the third floor, like this..."

As Xie Fu spoke, he gestured in a very realistic manner. The more interesting he talked about, the deeper Wang Yuwo's ​​smile became. Chen Linglong pursed her lips tightly and blushed again.

Wang Yuwo laughed and said, "Isn't this just a street performance?"

Xie Fu sighed, "Really? In the future, if the three of us get down and out, we can team up and perform on the streets. With a skill like this, we won't have to worry about starving to death."

Chen Linglong said seriously: "Even if Linglong goes to beg, I will not let uncle suffer such humiliation."

Xie Fu's heart warmed up, and he smiled: "Silly girl, you are narrow-minded. This is not humiliation at all. This is just a way to make a living. Maybe you enjoy it. If not, you can perform a chest-breaking stone performance. I am definitely good at this."

Chen Linglong looked solemn: "No!"

Wang Yuwo gently pulled Chen Linglong's sleeve, which was really unromantic and ruined the good atmosphere.

Xie Fu said with a smile: "How about Linglong, you perform and I, uncle, will smash the hammer."

Chen Linglong was stunned. She didn't expect her uncle to say that. She hesitated and couldn't say whether she was willing or not. Wang Yuwo smiled and took over the conversation: "Why not perform a three-person stacking...bowl show?"

Xie Fu burst out laughing.

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "Linglong, luckily this bed is big enough, otherwise uncle would really stack us two up on top of each other."

Xie Fu nodded and closed his eyes.

Xie Fu did not respond, and the two women did not speak either, and the room fell into silence for a moment.

The silent candlelight illuminated the two women's hearts, which were beating violently. They could hear each other's heartbeats.

Wang Yuwo gave Chen Linglong a look and began to gently untie her skirt, but Chen Linglong stood there without moving.

Wang Yuwo glanced at Chen Linglong and whispered, "Go blow out the light."

Chen Linglong turned off the lights, and the room fell into darkness. Even the crescent moon outside the window seemed to be shy and hid in the dark clouds.

The belt was untied gently with a creaking sound, and a hand suddenly rested on Chen Linglong's wrist, which frightened Chen Linglong. Wang Yuwo whispered, "It's me." Then he asked, "Are you done?"

Chen Linglong hummed, and Wang Yuwo smiled softly: "Let me tell you, this is also the first time I sleep in the same bed with a man."

This sentence made Chen Linglong relax a lot and she smiled silently.

"Come."

Wang Yuwo took her hand and walked towards the bed. For some reason, Chen Linglong closed her eyes.

Stopping in front of the bed, Wang Yuwo reminded: "Go up, you sleep inside."

Chen Linglong felt that the two of them were sneaking around like thieves and really hoped that Xie Fu would say something and not make the atmosphere so tense.

She opened her eyes. Although there was no light in the room, as a martial arts master, Chen Linglong could still distinguish the surroundings. She sat down beside the bed and looked at Xie Fu lying in the middle. For a moment, she didn't know how to get in.

Yes, Chen Linglong couldn’t think of crawling or flipping. These movements were not in her nature.

If you ask how she usually sleeps on the couch, she actually sits or lies down.