Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1891 Imperial General

"I am from the north, and I can't eat this kind of Jiangnan food on weekdays. I also want to go to Fengqiao, where the mist is rising in the evening, and the winding green mountains in the distance are vaguely visible. Under the setting sun, I can see the Puming Pagoda rising into the clouds, and eat the candied haws bought from Qilishantang while looking at it."

Xie Fu asked with a smile, "Are the candied haws delicious?"

"It's sweet. It's the Qilipo big-fruit hawthorn. It's also very sour. It's so sour that your teeth will fall off when you take a bite of it."

Xie Fu scratched her nose and said jokingly, "I didn't expect Madam Cui to be such a glutton."

Wang Yuwo said in a wronged and coquettish way: "I am not a glutton. I have eaten all kinds of delicacies since I was a child, but I have never eaten this kind of hawthorn. I am so angry that I want to sprinkle some black pepper from the Western Regions on it and make it spicy to death."

Xie Fu smiled and asked, "Yuwo, do you want to do it?"

Wang Yuwo's ​​voice trembled: "I want to do it."

"What do you want to do?"

"I want to be a real Jiangnan woman."

"But you were born a northern woman, so you can't be a true southern woman."

"Then I will marry a Jiangnan woman, wake up in the rain every day, drink a mouthful of eight-treasure juice, and then eat two crab roe dumplings and two green rice dumplings."

Xie Fu laughed and said, "Greedy ghost, are you full now?"

Wang Yuwo said softly, "If you're still not full, have another piece of West Lake sugared lotus root. But I'm afraid of getting sick of it. You can't eat something too sweet every day, otherwise, before your teeth start to grow old, they'll all fall out."

Xie Fu laughed: "This West Lake Sugared Lotus Root is not so scary, I eat it often."

Wang Yuwo opened her big eyes and blinked: "Uncle, do you eat it often? Is it delicious?"

Xie Fu was a little embarrassed by Wang Yuwo's ​​question: "It's okay."

"Uncle, do you also like to pick up the whole thing and chew it?"

Xie Fu remained calm and said, "I am used to cutting it into slices, poking it with a bamboo stick and tasting it slowly."

"I didn't know you can eat it this way. Next time I'll follow my uncle's example and cut it into slices first, then poke it with a bamboo stick and slowly taste it." Wang Yuwo said as he made a poking motion with his hands.

"Tell me, uncle, where are you sensitive?"

"My heart is the most sensitive. It beats for my uncle, is happy for my uncle, and is sad for my uncle. I lose my appetite and sleep for my uncle. If my uncle wants me to laugh, I laugh. If my uncle wants me to cry, I cry. If my uncle wants to bully me, I won't resist but will just shed tears silently."

Xie Fu listened and said softly, "Yuwo, do you want to be my woman?" As he spoke, he gently stroked her red cheek.

Wang Yuwo bit his head and shook his head. Xie Fu was displeased when he saw this and said in a deep voice: "Uncle is unhappy."

"Yuwo's ​​body and mind have long been captured by uncle. She is not worthy of being uncle's woman. She is not worthy at all. She is only worthy of being uncle's slave."

Xie Fu laughed: "If you want to be a slave, you can only be a slave to your uncle, understand?"

Wang Yuwo's ​​soft and delicate face suddenly revealed a proud look: "Of course, no one is worthy of me except my uncle."

"Since you want to be a slave, I will also give you a nickname. From now on, I will call you by your nickname instead of your name."

Wang Yuwo was surprised, pursed her lips tightly, and looked aggrieved. Xie Fu said calmly: "Turn around and turn your back to me."

Wang Yuwo did as she was told. Xie Fu unzipped her clothes and left words on the drum with his fingers. Wang Yuwo frowned slightly, not knowing what Xie Fu had written on it. Since it was a slave's name, it must have been similar to slave marks such as branding and ear piercings.

Xie Fu stopped, but Wang Yuwo's ​​frown did not smooth out. Xie Fu asked, "Do you know what I wrote on your drum?"

Wang Yuwo has been a favored girl since she was young. She is a lady of a prominent family at home. Even in the Li family, even Li Huichao has to listen to her and even pretend to be the wife of a prominent family. She never thought that one day someone would leave a mark on the drum. This is a shame, but this shame was given to her by her uncle, and she had to accept it.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I left two words - dimples."

"Dimples?"

"Your Majesty has allowed me to get drunk with you, and I have dimples on my cheeks. You know, whenever you are happy from the bottom of your heart, two imperceptible dimples will appear on the corners of your mouth."

Wang Yuwo was shocked. She didn't expect her uncle to be such a thoughtful person. She had two dimples on her cheeks since she was born, hence the name Yuwo. However, as she grew older, the two dimples disappeared. Only when she was as happy as a blooming flower would the two dimples reappear at the corners of her mouth, but they were as tiny as two specks of dust and only lasted for a short time.

Therefore, even though Chen Linglong had been with her for many years, she did not know that she had this characteristic.

Although the time that the uncle spent with her was much shorter than that with Chen Linglong, the uncle noticed it carefully and knew it clearly.

Wang Yuwo was delighted and excited: "Uncle..."

"Do you like this font size?"

Wang Yuwo took the initiative to throw himself into his arms: "I love it very much!"

Xie Fu laughed triumphantly, and Chen Linglong smiled slightly, knowing that her uncle was a thoughtful person.

"Linglong, go turn off the lights."

Wang Yuwo said gently and obediently: "Uncle, Yuwo will be good now and will never disturb your sleep."

"It's late. I don't plan on sleeping tonight. I'll deal with you two."

Chen Linglong, who was about to turn off the light at the table, froze when she heard what was said.

"Linglong, after the lights are turned off, come over too."

Hey, the sound is so soft that only you can hear it.

……

After one night, the relationship between Xie Fu and the two women came to a small end. The secret behind it is something that only heaven and earth know and cannot be revealed to outsiders.

Xie Fu was finally able to have a good sleep, and he didn't even know the dawn until the sun was high in the sky.

For the two women, even though it was only one night, tremendous changes had taken place in their body and mind, just like a flower blooming overnight.

From haziness to clarity, from dreams to reality, the more aware one becomes, the more ashamed one becomes. To truly adapt, I'm afraid it will take another process.

The two women woke up from their drowsiness one after another. Perhaps they were afraid that it was just another dream and dared not sleep deeply, or perhaps the dream was no longer as beautiful as reality.

Seeing Xie Fu right next to him, he felt at ease.

Wang Yuwo saw that Chen Linglong's frown was like a morning flower, delicate and tender, and asked, "Does it hurt?"

Chen Linglong didn't expect Wang Yuwo to ask this question right away. She wanted to avoid it, but when she remembered that Wang Yuwo was at the scene last night and she was also one of the participants, she smiled and shook her head gently: "It doesn't hurt, it's just like..." and said with a smile.

Wang Yuwo dared to say: "It's like being cut in the eye by a knife. Although the wound is not deep, it will leave an indelible scar forever."

Chen Linglong smiled shyly: "I can't say." Then she looked gently towards Xie Fu. Certain scenes reappeared in her mind. She couldn't help feeling shy and turned her head away.

Wang Yuwo said, "After what happened last night, why are you still so shy?"

It's strange to say, even if it happened last night, I feel even more uncomfortable. I could just treat it as a nose and eyes before, but now I know it's really wonderful. Men and women can still get along like this, but I feel uncomfortable. Wang Yuwo urged: "Speak."

Wang Yuwo also had an indescribable feeling and hoped to find resonance with Chen Linglong. Without real experience, there would be no real insights. It was frivolous to often talk about such things as a joke.

When you know how a man is, you will know that you should not take it lightly.

Chen Linglong chuckled: "Uncle is very gentle and... he won't embarrass me..."

Wang Yuwo said unhappily, "He was gentle to you, but very rude to me. I am still in pain as if I were being cut by a knife."

Chen Linglong didn't know there was a trick: "Nonsense! I clearly saw that uncle was gentle with you as well. I asked him gently and patiently, for fear of scaring you."

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "You see it clearly."

Chen Linglong just realized that she had been tricked. Her heart was filled with ripples, but she did not respond.

Wang Yuwo said with a smile: "Okay, stop calling me uncle."

Chen Linglong was curious: "If not uncle, what should I call him?"

"Call you the same way you did last night?"

Chen Linglong looked at Wang Yuwo's ​​questioning gaze, pursed her lips and said, "I forgot."

"If you forgot, I can remind you. I heard it clearly. Uncle didn't ask you to call him Tan Lang."

Chen Linglong responded: "Everyone can call me Tan Lang, so why can't I? Besides, uncle is also the real Tan Lang, Ya Lang Jun."

"Oh, you even said the word 'Lang Jun'."

Chen Linglong smiled and said, "Didn't you sing before, 'Tan Lang's handsome appearance is like the spring breeze, the spring breeze opens the gauze curtain by the window, and smiles as Lang Jun's pillow. Since I say Tan Lang, why can't I say Lang Jun? Any man in this street can be called Lang Jun."

Wang Yuwo chuckled: "That means any man on the street can call you wife."

Chen Linglong hit Wang Yuwo: "You can't spit out ivory from a dog's mouth!"

"That's not the truth."

Chen Linglong said unhappily: "This man is not that man, and this woman is not that woman." Then she looked at Xie Fu who was sleeping soundly. This man was as fast as a shuttle in movement, but like a painting when he was still.

Wang Yuwo asked: "What did your uncle call you, Longniang?"

Chen Linglong smiled sweetly, her smile was as sweet as honey.

Wang Yuwo teased and sneered: "Chen Linglong, you are so sharp when you curse people. Every time we meet, you call me a bitch. How come you don't curse people now?"

"Why would I scold you for no reason, Wang Yuwo? If you push me any further, I'll expose your shortcomings."

Wang Yuwo said with a smile: "What shortcomings of mine can you expose?"

Chen Linglong was not polite and said directly: "You are so bold to call uncle by his name, Fu Lang Fu Lang."

Wang Yuwo was not at all shy and said with a smile: "I am always hugging my uncle, so what should I call him if not Fu Lang? Should I be Dengtu Zi?" He chuckled as he said this.

"Even if you call me a lecher, I am happy with it in my heart."

"You are the same. You say uncle, don't, uncle is light, but in your heart you wish uncle would be heavy and fast."

Chen Linglong was not as aggressive as Wang Yuwo. She angrily hit Wang Yuwo and said, "You have such a big mouth!"

Wang Yuwo continued: "Uncle likes it very much."

After taking advantage of him, he took the initiative to stop the fight: "Okay, it's all a mess, no one should laugh at each other anymore."

The two girls smiled at each other. If they really had to talk about what happened last night, they would both be embarrassed.

Wang Yuwo took the initiative to reach out and hold Chen Linglong: "Linglong, it's strange to say, I have been with you for many years, but I feel that I have never been so close to you. No wonder some people say that people who have slept in the same bed are different."

Chen Linglong smiled. This feeling was really good. Two people were a couple, and three of them were a family. For the first time since she came to this world, she felt the warm sense of belonging to home.

She and Wang Yuwo were originally incompatible. Uncle Xie put in a lot of effort and made a lot of sacrifices in repairing their relationship. It was his open-mindedness and noble character that brought about such good results.

Events proved that my uncle was right. My stubbornness at the beginning seemed so foolish now. I admired Xie Fu very much.

Looking at the sleeping Xie Fu, she suddenly felt a little worried. After all, her uncle did not belong to her. In fact, she did not want to possess her uncle, but just wanted to be a member of the family, or even be a servant beside her uncle. But could Heqing and Xianting accommodate her?

If the matter were to be exposed, she would definitely be driven out, and then she would lose everything she had in the world.

Wang Yuwo was so perceptive that he immediately noticed that Chen Linglong was sad and asked softly, "Linglong, what's wrong?"

"Boss, it's not right for the two of us to sleep in the same bed with uncle."

Wang Yuwo didn't have as many complicated thoughts as Chen Linglong. He laughed and teased: "Why, you still want a name, I didn't realize you are so greedy."

"no……"

Chen Linglong expressed her concerns, and Wang Yuwo smiled when she heard it: "Do you really think that uncle only has the two of us? He and Li Huirong are flirting with each other, and his good sister is not as simple as she seems. Uncle is a god from heaven who came down to earth to enjoy the beauties of the world."

Chen Linglong said: "But we have such a good relationship with Heqing Xianting. Last time in Tantai Mansion, Heqing and Xianting treated us graciously, but we two tried to steal someone's girl."

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "You are wrong."

Chen Linglong was puzzled: "What did I say wrong?"

"It was Uncle who stole someone else's girlfriend and took us away."

"Don't joke around, I'm serious. I really can't face He Qing and Xian Ting anymore."

The fact that Chen Linglong has such concerns and anxieties also shows that she is an upright person.

Wang Yuwo smiled sweetly: "What did I just say? It's different after sleeping in the same bed."

Chen Linglong immediately understood what Wang Yuwo meant and her expression became strange.

Wang Yuwo continued, "Didn't you and I have a deep hatred before? You wanted to kill me and I wanted to kill you. Now we have forgiven each other. Even sisters are not so close. Let's find an opportunity some other day. You hold her arms and I hold her legs to carry Heqing to uncle. If Heqing is tired, we will help rock her. If Heqing's voice is hoarse, we will help give her a glass of water. Let her owe us a big favor. How can she have the nerve to quarrel with us?"

Chen Linglong couldn't help but laugh and said, "You are really fooling around."

"Well, isn't this the duty of a servant? As for whether it's nonsense or not, it depends on the result."

Chen Linglong became thoughtful. When she thought about that scene, she felt it was a complete mess.

Wang Yuwo asked softly, "What are you thinking about?"

(End of this chapter)