Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1892 Harvest

Chen Linglong said unhappily, "I'm wondering where to find such a big bed."

Wang Yuwo chuckled: "If you can't do it, just stack the bowls, five or six layers high."

"Okay, okay, I won't say any more."

Wang Yuwo saw Xie Fu and found him sleeping soundly, so he couldn't help but want to play a trick on him.

Chen Linglong stopped him: "Can't you let uncle have a good sleep? Can't you see he is exhausted?"

"I'm exhausted now. How am I going to live my life in the future?"

Wang Yuwo explained: "I have never woken up with a man lying next to me. This feeling... is both novel and interesting. I am very excited. Do you understand?"

"understood."

Chen Linglong responded, put on her underwear first, then got out of bed and put on her dress.

Wang Yuwo asked: "What are you doing?"

"Get up, it's already late. When uncle wakes up, you can help him change his clothes and wash up. How about letting him serve the two of us?"

"I was thinking of waiting for him to wake up, and then..."

Wang Yuwo held his hand as he spoke, and smiled knowingly.

"You are such a...any man who gets depended on by you will lose ten years of his life."

She originally wanted to say that Wang Yuwo was a silver-smoking woman, but now she couldn't bear to say such vicious words.

Wang Yuwo said shamelessly: "If I hadn't met my uncle, I would have planned to keep thirty men, handsome young men, burly men, famous warriors, monks and Taoist priests, peddlers and hawkers, and a different one every thirty days of the month."

Chen Linglong said unhappily, "You might as well raise hundreds of them, and have them be different for more than 300 days a year."

Wang Yuwo looked like a queen and laughed proudly: "Do you think I can't afford it?"

"You have the guts to say what you just said in front of your uncle."

"I'm not that stupid. In front of him, I would naturally say something to praise him, not something to make him angry."

……

Xie Fu has always been used to getting up early, but this time he slept until noon. He was indeed tired recently and needed to rest.

For Taoist masters, the most important thing in spiritual practice is to cultivate the mind and rest.

I saw that the two of them had woken up and were standing guard by the bed, one in a white dress, looking elegant and pure, the other in a flowing red plum silk dress, looking charming and stunning.

Even among the young ladies and wives of famous families, she was considered the best, but at this moment she acted like a servant.

"Uncle, you're awake." Perhaps they were used to calling him uncle, or perhaps it sounded more intimate, so the two girls called him uncle at the same time.

"You two got up so early, why don't you sleep a little longer?" After all, it was the first time, and Xie Fu still felt a little sorry for them.

Wang Yuwo laughed and said, "Uncle, the sun is shining on your butt."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I usually don't sleep so late. This person is becoming more and more greedy for pleasure."

Wang Yuwo said sweetly: "I know uncle is a diligent and self-conscious person. It's just that uncle worked too hard last night."

Xie Fu couldn't help but scratch her cheek and said with a smile: "You little vixen, last night you were still..."

I wanted to tease her, but then I thought it was daytime and it would be inappropriate to talk about these nighttime affairs.

Wang Yuwo continued: "Yuwo has never been so happy in my life. Thank you for your kindness, uncle."

These words were said in a very literary way, as if Wang Yuwo had been given some gift that made him very happy. However, Xie Fu really liked these words.

Chen Linglong said softly, "Uncle, come and change your clothes." She had already prepared clothes for Xie Fu.

Watching Chen Linglong helping him change clothes gently and considerately with a calm and dignified expression, he thought of the unique riddle she gave yesterday and couldn't help but smile.

Seeing Xie Fu looking at her and laughing, Chen Linglong asked curiously, "Uncle, what are you laughing at?"

"I was thinking about the riddle you gave me yesterday."

"What riddle?"

"Outstanding."

Chen Linglong screamed and her face turned red.

Xie Fu smiled in his heart, that's right, you are too quiet and dignified, I am back again, it feels like the first time I saw you, he smiled and said: "I suddenly remembered a riddle, let you two guess it."

"Uncle, you say."

"A peony sprouts among weeds, which is the beginning of an idiom."

Wang Yuwo's ​​eyes lit up, he already had an idea. Seeing Chen Linglong's eyes slightly closed as she thought, he decided not to argue with her.

After just a few moments, Chen Linglong said with interest: "The answer is outstanding."

Wang Yuwo praised after hearing this, saying that Chen Linglong was really smart. She mastered the skills of riddles in just one day. Her answer was also outstanding. Grass can never grow tall or straight, while peony flowers are separated from branches and leaves, and one is taller than the other. There are essential differences between flowers and grass. Outstanding is exactly what it means.

Xie Fu smiled but didn't answer. Chen Linglong pressed on, "Uncle, is he outstanding?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Outstanding is almost the same, but it doesn't quite fit the meaning of my riddle."

Seeing that the two were thinking hard and couldn't come up with the answer in their hearts, Xie Fu smiled and said, "What do you two think of Chao Lin Yizhi?"

Wang Yuwo was thoughtful, and felt that the nest in the forest was outstanding. It used grass as a nest and flowers as branches, and was hidden and concealed. It was indeed a difficult riddle. He smiled and said, "Uncle is very talented. I'm afraid not many people can guess this riddle."

Xie Fu laughed: "I wonder how my nest of trees compares to Linglong's single branch."

Wang Yu burst out laughing. Chen Linglong then realized that Xie Fu had gone through so much trouble to make fun of her. She looked embarrassed and said, "Uncle, you..."

"Uncle, what's wrong? Tell me."

Chen Linglong's lips were tightly pursed, and it seemed impossible to pry them open even with an iron hammer.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Go ahead."

"Did not say!"

"Say it."

Seeing Xie Fu's flattering expression, Chen Linglong finally spoke up: "Uncle is a bad pervert."

"Hey, why are you cursing?"

Chen Linglong curled her lips and said proudly, "I can't do anything else but scold people."

Xie Fu laughed: "For a fairy like you who is so cool and aloof, it is a blessing to be scolded by you. Uncle likes to be scolded by you. The more you scold uncle, the happier he is."

Chen Linglong looked at Xie Fu, with a half-smile on her face: "Raise your arms and put on your shirt."

Xie Fu smiled awkwardly and said, "Why don't you curse anymore?"

Chen Linglong also started to show her temper: "If you like it, I won't scold you."

Xie Fu changed the subject: "Linglong, were you happy last night?" Chen Linglong said angrily: "Uncle, don't ask these questions."

"I'll just ask one question, and you just need to answer it."

"Ah."

"What do you mean?"

"I'm happy."

"Did the uncle perform well?"

"You said you only asked one question."

"Since uncle has worked so hard, you can reward him with another answer."

Chen Linglong knew he was teasing her, so she deliberately responded, "It's terrible."

"Oh, that's really hurtful to my ego."

The two girls giggled.

Xie Fu said seriously: "Life is really wonderful. When we first met, we called each other uncle and sister, and were polite to each other. I never thought that one day we would sleep in the same bed. This must be a dream."

Seeing her uncle so silly, Chen Linglong couldn't help but say, "Uncle, this is not a dream."

"No, I want to verify it. Linglong, lift up your skirt. Uncle wants to see whether your pants are red or green, long or short today."

"Uncle, you're asking for a fight!"

Xie Fu sighed: "It was indeed a dream."

Chen Linglong knew that Xie Fu was joking with her, so while helping him put on his sleeves, she whispered in his ear: "It's not green, nor red, but white. It's not long, nor short, but narrow. He Qing picked it for me last time."

……

Over the past few days, while Xie Fu was recuperating from his injuries and restoring his true energy, he also wandered around among the women when he had free time. He was leisurely and contented, and he was actually living the life of an old man ahead of time.

Of course, he was also concerned about the war, but this could not be rushed. To prepare an army, an army that could turn the tide of the war, soldiers, horses, food, weapons, armor, supplies and so on were all needed.

Moreover, in order to concentrate on the war on the front line, he needs someone to stabilize the country. After all, Qin Chushang led the army in person, and most of the country's troops were drawn to the front line to fight, leaving the country empty. If there was a rebellion in the country, the major wealthy families and major forces would have their own troops. Even if he won the battle on the front line, he would not be able to prevent the chaos.

During the turbulent times of the Northern and Southern Dynasties, people were treated like pigs and dogs, and were even treated as food. It was a dark era that was too painful to recall.

Xie Fu certainly didn't want to see such dark history repeat itself, so he needed someone to stay in the domestic rear, and this person was trustworthy, would not stab him in the back, and would even provide him with logistical assistance at critical moments.

Li Huirong is undoubtedly the best candidate. Her wisdom, her leadership ability, her prestige, and the Li family she represents are the most famous families in the world.

As long as Li Huirong has no intention of rebellion, even if other wealthy and powerful families are ready to make a move, they will not be able to cause any big waves.

Is Li Huirong really trustworthy? After Qin Chushang, this is the second woman he can't see through. Xie Fu has the urge to make her his woman completely.

But getting her body does not mean getting her heart. In Li Huirong's eyes, only interests are the most solid.

All he could do was to tie the interests of the two people together.

Suddenly I thought again, are husband and wife considered a community of interests? It seems so, if one suffers, all suffer, if one prospers, all prosper.

If Li Huirong was her wife, would she, as a wife, defend her husband at all costs?

Xie Fu was not completely sure, but it was at least 70 to 80 percent, and one or two percent was because Li Huirong could not see through it.

Xie Fu always wanted to treat Li Huirong as a friend, not his confidante, his lover, or even his woman.

But now he has changed his mind. Maybe he should do more. When a person reaches a certain level, many things are no longer driven by his own heart, but are done with a purpose and at any cost.

……

The warm winter sun shines into the house through the window lattice. It is just the right sunlight at this hour, neither too cool nor too late.

Su Qianqian woke up from her sleep and felt the warm sunlight on her face. The night had passed quietly and the day had come, but she still kept her eyes closed and refused to open them. Her body seemed to be floating in an endless field. She felt that she was becoming more and more lazy.

Compared to the eldest, second and fourth sisters, she was originally a lazy woman. Apart from eating and sleeping, she was not very interested in other things. Now she has learned to stay in bed. Perhaps she never knew that staying in bed could be such a satisfying thing.

It seemed as if there was a warm breeze blowing on her face, causing her thick eyelashes to tremble slightly. Was it Brother Fu who came? She exclaimed in her heart, "Brother Fu."

When she opened her eyes, what she saw was Su Xianren, who was leaning his elbows on the edge of the bed, his cheeks supported by his hands, his bright eyes blinking as he looked at her. It turned out that the warm breeze was Xianren's breath.

Su Xianren laughed and said, "Aunt, you finally woke up."

Su Qianqian said angrily: "Who let you in?" It felt like the morning after a wedding, when some ignorant little girl rashly barged into the house.

Su Xianren smiled and said, "I can always come and go to my aunt's room whenever I want."

Then he said meaningfully, "Is it different now? I need to get my aunt's permission, or someone's permission, to enter my aunt's room."

Su Qianqian replied, "Yes. Before, my aunt was alone, and you could come in anytime. But now... after all, there are differences between men and women. If you see something you shouldn't see, you will be embarrassed."

Su Xianren said with a grin, "Aunt, I'm not a child. I know what I should know. There's nothing to be embarrassed about. As the saying goes, you're used to it, so you're not surprised. If it's embarrassing, then I'll just watch it more. After watching it more, it won't be embarrassing anymore."

Su Qianqian said with a smile: "You are still a virgin, who can you look for? When your aunt was your age, she didn't even know..."

Su Xianren asked after seeing this: "What don't you know yet?"

There was nothing to be embarrassed about in front of her niece, so Su Qianqian simply said, "Don't you know what a man looks like?"

Su Xianren chuckled: "Aunt is really pure and innocent."

Su Qianqian asked softly: "Who are you looking for?"

She is an experienced person and doesn't want Su Xianren to follow her path without knowing the consequences. She is still very concerned about Su Xianren's lifelong affairs.

Su Xianren chuckled and said, "I'll call all the servants in the mansion and ask them to take off their clothes, then we'll have something to watch."

"You have no shame."

"Why should I be shy? In my eyes, they are just like cats and dogs. How can I be shy in front of cats and dogs? It's a joke."

Indeed, in a wealthy family, servants are just servants, not people at all. She has been influenced by them since she was a child, and has some of the bad habits of wealthy and famous families. In her eyes, servants like Youbing and Guanou are not men at all. If she is seen without clothes by Youbing and Guanou, she will only be offended and angry, and will never be shy.

Not everyone is like Brother Fu, who treats slaves with the same respect.

Therefore, a good younger brother always has a temperament different from ordinary people, which always makes him look at him with new eyes and be impressed.

"Auntie, don't worry. I only dared to come in when I knew that the master was not in the room."

Su Qianqian said unhappily: "Don't you treat men like cats and dogs?"

"When did I say that? I meant to say that you treat me like a cat or a dog. Master is not a servant at all. He is a great man. It is when he walks down the street that people's hearts beat fast and they hide by the windows to watch."

It's like being shy in front of your loved one.

Su Qianqian asked: "Xianren, you wouldn't say to your master..."

Su Xianren quickly interrupted and waved his hands: "No, no, I only respect and love my master, and I have absolutely no ill intentions."