Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1899 Le Jin

Chen Linglong thought to herself that if a strange man dared to make a move on her, she would be furious. She said angrily, "What did you say? Uncle won't do that."

Wang Yuwo chuckled: "Ask him if he knows how to do it?"

Chen Linglong looked at Xie Fu gently, feeling a little conflicted. No, she was a little angry, but if it did, she would have to kill him.

Xie Fu smiled faintly: "Whether it will be or not is another matter, but if Linglong sees such rare treasures, she might be tempted to collect them."

Chen Linglong was stunned, not understanding for a moment, and then Wang Yuwo laughed: "Shame on you!"

Only then did he react: "What's so good about collecting this?" After asking, he felt embarrassed.

Wang Yuwo laughed and said, "Yes, I would collect this rare treasure if I saw it, but I would cut it off and keep it."

Xie Fu smiled and pointed at Wang Yuwo, saying that this vixen could say anything.

This topic was a bit hot, so Chen Linglong changed the subject and asked, "Uncle, what did you do after you encountered the bandits in the ruined temple?"

"Just when I was about to be killed by these bandits, a female bandit in black clothes and a mask came."

Wang Yuwo was a little nervous at first, but when he heard that a female robber was coming, he chuckled: "Uncle, how do you know she is a female robber?"

"Why would a decent woman show up at a dilapidated temple in the middle of the night, wearing all black and wearing a mask?"

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "Maybe she is a chivalrous woman, and she is so beautiful that she doesn't want to be seen by you stinky men."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Whether she is wearing a mask or not, her tight black clothes and exquisite figure are enough to make men drool over her."

Wang Yuwo teased: "Uncle, are you drooling over this as well?"

"I only took one look and didn't dare to look again."

"why?"

"Because her eyes are so cold that they make people feel scared."

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "No matter what, it's a good thing that it was a female bandit who came."

Chen Linglong was puzzled, and Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "Uncle is born with a talent that makes women reluctant to kill him. After being with him for a long time, he will steal their hearts silently."

Xie Fu laughed and said, "This is not a skill. You are dignified and polite. How could others hurt you for no reason? If you are tempted by beauty and act like a pervert, you will be beaten."

Wang Yuwo burst out laughing: "It seems that uncle is very experienced. He first wins people's trust and then slowly steals their hearts."

Xie Fu laughed: "If you knew the identity of this female bandit, you wouldn't say that."

Wang Yuwo disagreed: "Who are you trying to scare? I have never seen a woman colder and more fierce than Linglong."

Chen Linglong glared at Wang Yuwo. She always said that she was cold and fierce, but she had never been cold or fierce in front of her uncle. She asked, "Uncle, who is this female robber?"

"The Great Qin Nestorian Church Duan Yue Qing Hui King."

The two women were shocked when they heard this. The Moon Queen of Nestorianism could be said to be the most famous woman in the world. On the top of Yuchen Mountain, she alone possessed three great masters of Taoism. Even Wang Yuwo and Chen Linglong had to look up to her.

Xie Fu smiled and added: "Some people say she is the number one devil in the world."

Wang Yuwo added: "Yes, she can be called the number one devil. Everyone thought she died more than 20 years ago, but later there were legends about her."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Later, she became my master."

It was the first time that Xie Fu confessed his master-master relationship with Chu Yue in front of others, because now he was not afraid of anyone and could stand proudly in front of Chu Yue.

The two girls were surprised. They knew that the several appearances of the Nestorian Moon King were all related to Xie Fu, but they didn't expect that the two were actually master and disciple.

Wang Yuwo was surprised for a moment, then smiled. He was worthy of being his uncle. He could even defeat the world's number one devil, so why would he bother to learn martial arts? He could dominate the world with the help of these women.

All these confidantes of his are either great evil demons or great gods, but he is the true god collected from heaven and earth.

My heart suddenly skipped a beat. Could it be that my uncle and the Moon King of the Nestorian Church...

I dare to think about it but dare not ask it out loud. After all, a teacher is like a father and a mother. This is a big taboo.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "At that time, she was struck by the three secret seals: Moon Yin Death Seal, Thunder Punishment Seal, and Self-Redemption Seal."

Just by hearing about these three famous secret seals, one can imagine what the Nestorian Moon King has been through, and one's heart is filled with awe.

"I learned all the martial arts from her, and I have always considered her as my master, but she has always refused to accept me as her disciple." Xie Fu's words left himself a way out. It was hard to say who was the master between him and Chu Yue, and the relationship was so complicated that it would take three days and three nights to finish talking about it.

Chen Linglong didn't think too much and asked, "Why doesn't she let you call her Master? Does she look down on you, uncle?" This question was reasonable. After all, it was rare for the world's number one devil to take a liking to someone with such talent.

Xie Fuxiao didn't answer, so Wang Yuwo asked, "If you don't call her Master, what do you call her?"

Xie Fu responded, "Sister Chu."

Wang Yuwo exclaimed, "Another sister. Uncle, you have so many sisters."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I have many sisters, too."

After Xie Fu spoke briefly about Chu Yue's identity, he described the hardships the two had experienced during the plague and famine. Not to mention food, even clean water was difficult to drink.

Xie Fu smiled as he spoke.

The two girls were so absorbed in the story that Xie Fu secretly ate tree bark in the middle of the night and narrowly escaped death from the plague. Their eyes were red and a little wet. When they saw Xie Fu suddenly smile, Wang Yuwo said angrily, "You are still laughing? Uncle is so miserable that I am about to cry when I hear about him."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Really?"

"Of course it's fake. Look at my eyes. Even if I were to pretend, I wouldn't pretend to cry."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Okay, it's miserable, but there are also happy and interesting things. I just couldn't help laughing because I thought of the interesting things."

Wang Yuwo said lightly: "Uncle, tell me about those happy and interesting things. My heart can't stand you anymore."

"Yuwo, I never knew you were such a kind-hearted person."

"What do you mean by a kind heart? I just feel sorry for you, uncle. I don't care about other people's lives. Let's talk about happy things."

Xie Fu then said, "I was fleeing with a group of disaster victims, and on the way I met a rich lady. This rich lady was so kind-hearted that she selflessly distributed all the dry food she had with her to the disaster victims. The scene was as sensational as if all the dogs in the field had come out together, rushing forward."

Chen Linglong said lightly: "How much food can this rich lady have? Someone must have taken advantage of this opportunity to bully this lady, and then you stepped forward and saved the beauty, right?"

Xie Fu laughed and said, "That's not the case. The young lady had quite a few attendants and guards with her at the time. Because they were going to celebrate a birthday, several carriages were loaded with food."

Then he said, "I was just stunned at the time, and those carriages were surrounded by three layers of people inside and outside."

Wang Yuwo smiled softly: "Who told you to hold it?"

"Honestly, I've never seen such a scene in my life, and I'm not used to snatching food. By the time I realized what was happening, almost all the food had been snatched away."

Chen Linglong said anxiously: "Why don't you hurry up and grab it."

"I calmed myself, rolled up my sleeves and rushed forward, trying my best to squeeze to the front. When the food was about to be within my reach, someone suddenly grabbed my clothes and strangled my neck from behind, and forced me to the periphery. I looked over and saw that my clothes were torn to shreds, my pants were pulled up to my legs, and my whole butt was exposed."

Chen Linglong was listening excitedly, but when she heard that Xie Fu's efforts were in vain, she blurted out "Damn it!" It was obvious that Chen Linglong was very angry that she could curse.

Wang Yuwo echoed: "Uncle, fuck him."

"Fuck him, I'm not willing to do that. I rushed in again and bumped into the same man. He was eating something with a sizzling sound in his mouth. When enemies meet, the eyes are red with envy. I immediately grabbed his hair, making him scream in pain. I strangled his neck and took the food out of his mouth."

Chen Linglong said indignantly: "It would be better if I could just kill him with one sword!" Xie Fu smiled: "We are both people who have fallen into the same trap, so it won't be that serious."

Wang Yuwo asked, "Uncle, if you were to take the food out of his mouth, could you eat it?"

Xie Fu was stunned. He really didn't know what was in Wang Yuwo's ​​mind to ask such a question. He said unhappily, "If you are really hungry, you will eat shit."

Wang Yuwo said calmly: "I definitely won't eat shit, even if I starve to death."

"You're not that hungry. If you don't fight for it, you won't get a share."

"Why do you have to make me eat shit?"

Chen Linglong interrupted and got back to the point: "Uncle, did you get it?"

"I got it. I got a piece of dried fish."

Xie Fu's expression at this moment was as happy as it was then. The two of them were also infected and smiled. They just felt that it was really not easy.

Xie Fu changed the subject: "But I saw a little girl who was starving and pitiful, so I gave her the dried fish."

Ah, just like uncle, Chen Linglong looked sad: "Then uncle, you will still be hungry."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "As the saying goes, fools have good fortune. The young lady saw it in the carriage and specially ordered her maid to bring me a lot of food."

Chen Linglong smiled and said, "This young lady is really kind-hearted."

Wang Yuwo asked, "Uncle, how could you bear to let such a good lady slip away from you? Could it be that this lady is extremely ugly?"

Xie Fu said unhappily, "Look at you, you always say people are ugly. As the saying goes, a kind heart nourishes the face. A woman with a kind heart like this will naturally be beautiful and gentle after being nurtured by heaven and earth."

"Since she is so beautiful, why did you let her go?"

"Look at what you said. I looked shabby and like a beggar. She was a lady. How could I dare to have such extravagant hopes? I didn't have the slightest idea. It's like a beggar suddenly appeared on the street and took your hand and said - little lady, be my wife and go home with me."

Wang Yuwo deliberately said: “If there is someone as handsome as uncle, I will consider it carefully.”

Xie Fu changed the subject and laughed: "Do you know who this lady is?"

"who is it?"

Chen Linglong asked, thinking: "Could it be He Qing?"

Wang Yuwo was also looking forward to it, but Xie Fu gave them an answer that surprised them even more: "It's the Immortal Court."

The two girls suddenly realized and couldn't help laughing: "No wonder, it's the Fairy Court who came down to earth like a female Bodhisattva to save uncle."

Wang Yuwo chuckled: "It's because the Immortal Court didn't choose other beggars at that time."

Chen Linglong disagreed: "Even if there are 10,000 beggars, the Immortal Court will still choose you in the end. Even among the young masters and celebrities, you are the most eye-catching one, let alone among a pile of beggars."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "After all that talk, do you want to enjoy this roasted lamb?"

Chen Linglong smiled sweetly and opened her mouth, revealing two rows of white gourd teeth. She took a big bite without caring about her image, but the juicy mutton splashed all over her mouth, causing Xie Fu to laugh out loud.

Chen Linglong smiled slightly: "As long as uncle is happy, it doesn't matter if Linglong makes a fool of herself for once."

Su Qianqian then asked, "What happened next? Brother Fu, how did you survive this misfortune?"

Only then did Xie Fu realize that Su Qianqian had stopped eating meat at some point and was listening to his story. Her eyes were tender and bright, and she looked distressed.

Xie Fu laughed and said, "Later, I collapsed outside Suzhou City. When I woke up, I had been sold to Tantai Mansion as a slave."

Speaking of Tantai Mansion, Wang Yuwo couldn't help but say: "As the saying goes, misfortune brings blessings. If you hadn't experienced all this, how could your uncle have met Heqing and married such a beautiful, capable and virtuous wife."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "That's right, all hardships are the best arrangements."

Wang Yuwo chuckled: "It's really a waste of God's gift to let uncle be a slave. Why am I not so lucky to meet such a good slave."

Su Qianqian waved: "Brother Fu, come here."

Xie Fu walked over and said, "Sister Qianqian, what are you doing?"

"Sister Xixi."

As Su Qianqian spoke, she hugged Xie Fu like a child, pressing his face against her softest part, without caring about the eyes of others.

"elder sister……"

"Don't move. Do you feel your sister's heartache?"

"I feel it. All right, all right."

Su Qianqian lowered her head and said gently: "Do you want to be my sister's child?"

Xie Fu sighed, confused by Su Qianqian's question, and smiled, "Think about it."

"Don't be so reluctant, do you want to or not?"

"think."

Su Qianqian smiled happily: "With my sister here, you will never be hungry."

Such a posture and such words make people unable to help but guess the true meaning of this sentence, but when seeing Su Qianqian's pure and flawless smile, people feel that they should not think about her.

That greasy mouth makes her look like a little sister, a bit like a child coaxing another child.

Instead of feeling that there was anything wrong, the two women felt that the scene was warm and cozy.

Xie Fu smiled in his heart, this is what makes his sister special. A woman who is just his woman would not be so strong and compassionate.

In fact, Xie Fu plays the role of a macho man, protecting the people around him and treating them kindly and gently.

On the other hand, because he never felt maternal love since childhood, he has a little bit of an older sister complex. Many times he always wants to go back, be a child, and feel what he once missed.

Wang Yuwo was very good at going with the flow and blending into the atmosphere. He smiled and said, "Uncle, come here, let your sister-in-law take good care of you too."

When these words came out of Wang Yuwo's ​​mouth, the meaning was completely different, full of strong teasing meaning.

Hearing this, Su Qianqian felt as if her beloved baby was being snatched away by someone else. She hugged Xie Fu tightly with both arms. Xie Fu's face was suddenly suffocated by her soft heart, as if he had been poured with a gulp of strong liquor, and he felt dizzy for a moment.

Then he generously let go and said with a smile: "Brother Fu, let Yuwo love you too."

This is a rather complicated psychology, loving him so much that you want to possess him, and also loving him so much that he can get all the good things.

Wang Yuwo was just joking, but he didn't expect Su Qianqian to be so generous. The relationship between him and his uncle had not been exposed in front of others, so he was embarrassed for a moment. Su Qianqian's straightforwardness was really the most powerful killer move. She had been caught off guard several times.

Xie Fu laughed and said, "I haven't even had much of the wine yet, why are you talking nonsense?"

Su Qianqian was not a scheming person, she said what she wanted to say: "Yuwo doesn't want to, Linglong, you should be kind to him."

Chen Linglong didn't expect that no matter what she said, the fire still burned her. She was embarrassed. After a few breaths, she gently dropped her hands to her sides, spread her chest, and asked softly: "Uncle, do you want it?"

Actually, it was written with the intention of having an early reunion.

(End of this chapter)