Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1900 Drinking Order

In broad daylight, Xie Fu didn't want a good banquet to end up in chaos. Some things could not be stopped once they started, especially since Su Xian was present.

Seeing that her master was silent, Su Xianren realized that her master and his two younger brothers and sisters had probably been having an affair for a long time. As a disciple, she had become an eyesore and a stumbling block, so she said, "Master, I'll go back to my room first."

Xie Fu needed Su Xianren's presence to calm his raging anger: "We are all gathered together today, why did you go back to your room for no reason? Don't spoil the fun."

Wang Yuwo murmured in her heart that it would be a real spoiler if she stayed here.

Su Xianren sighed and found an excuse: "I'll go back to relieve myself."

"Right here..." Xie Fu choked up suddenly as he spoke. Some things can be done on the spot, but some cannot.

Wang Yuwo chuckled: "Your master is too strict. He even controls you when you need to go to the bathroom. Sooner or later, you will be suffocated to death by urine."

Xie Fu said, "Go quickly and come back quickly. Don't think about running away. If the master is happy today, he will teach you some tricks."

Does my master want me to stay or to leave? Is he telling the truth or speaking sarcastically? Su Xianren thought about it and decided to leave first and decide whether to come back or not later.

After Su Xianren left, the three women and one man ate roasted lamb. Although they were comfortable and casual, they felt something was missing.

Xie Fu would occasionally greet people and was very taciturn, only saying "it's delicious" in response. As for Su Qianqian, she was fully focused on the food and she would talk about mutton every other sentence. Her stomach was obviously not big, so she didn't understand why it could hold so much.

Wang Yuwo occasionally interacted with Xie Fu's eye contact and raised his glass to invite him to drink, and the atmosphere was a little cold.

As the saying goes, three cups of tea, four cups of wine, and two on the couch. There are four of us, so what's the point of two people drinking?

In the end, I didn't drink enough and didn't have enough fun.

Wang Yuwo said with a smile: "It's boring to just eat like this, why don't we start drinking games, it will be more interesting to eat and drink slowly."

Xie Fu immediately agreed upon hearing this: "Okay!"

Chen Linglong said: "I can't."

Xie Fu immediately comforted her: "Linglong, don't worry, uncle will help you later."

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "Uncle, don't listen to her. Usually, we drink together in Cui's house. Although she didn't participate, she learned it just by watching and listening. It was fine in the past, but today, uncle is here, you must give her this face. Even if you are really a cold fairy in the sky, I will drag you down to the human world to have fun."

Xie Fu asked, "Sister Qianqian, what do you think?"

Su Qianqian was busy eating the meat and exclaimed, "Brother Fu, roasted lamb is so delicious. I can't live without you anymore. I'll die if I can't have it."

Seeing that she didn't answer the question, Xie Fu reached out and snatched the mutton from her hand. Su Qianqian was like a child whose toy was taken away, and she immediately became anxious: "Give it to me, give it to me."

Xie Fu couldn't help but smile: "Sister Qianqian, I feel like I'm not even as good as a piece of meat. I wish I could turn into a piece of meat."

"I don't want to. I can't really swallow your flesh. I can only hold it in my mouth and then spit it back out for you later."

Chen Linglong didn't understand this sentence, but Wang Yuwo understood it all at once. He kept a calm face and pretended not to understand.

Su Qianqian suddenly added: "And it doesn't taste good at all, it stinks."

Wang Yuwo was pretending to drink, but when he heard the words, he couldn't hold it back and a mouthful of wine spat out of his mouth.

Chen Linglong was puzzled: "What meat is Qianqian talking about?"

Wang Yuwo suppressed his smile and said, "It's better if you don't know about this, or you'll be hiding and not dare to come out to see people."

Xie Fu sighed: "Don't misunderstand me, it's not what you think."

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "I don't know if it's wrong or not, I just know that the ingredients are not tasty. First, they are not processed well and the fishy smell is not removed. Second, there are not enough seasonings. If you think it's smelly, add some frankincense or patchouli. If you think it's sour or bitter, add some honey or something."

Su Qianqian asked innocently, "Yuwo, is this really possible?"

Wang Yuwo said nonchalantly, "Why not? It's so hard to eat it dry."

Su Qianqian seemed to be thinking about something, and Xie Fu interrupted her thoughts: "We were talking about drinking games just now, Sister Qianqian, what do you think?"

Su Qianqian responded readily: "Okay."

"Linglong, do you have any objections?"

Chen Linglong smiled: "Then I will study hard, so that uncle won't say that I'm a spoiler."

Xie Fu was delighted: "That's right, don't worry, if you really can't drink later, uncle will help you drink."

"Let me think of an easy one, how about flying flowers? I'll start with the word 'heart' as the first word."

After a moment of thought, he said: "People at that time don't know how happy I am. They think I am taking time off to learn from the young people." He smiled and looked at Chen Linglong.

Wang Yuwo was about to take the order, but when he saw Xie Fu looking at Chen Linglong, he knew that this poem was recited especially for Chen Linglong, so he did not grab the order.

Chen Linglong smiled gently: "I send my joy and spring breeze, drifting to the ends of the earth."

Xie Fu praised: "Good poetry and eloquence."

Then it was Wang Yuwo's ​​turn: "My heart is like a magnet, it won't rest until it points to the south."

Before everyone looked at Su Qianqian, Su Qianqian said while eating mutton: "The heart is the Bodhi tree, and the body is the mirror."

The three women all had a lot of knowledge in their heads, and after a few turns, no one was stumped. Perhaps because they felt that they didn't know when this would end, Xie Fu took the initiative to admit defeat and ended the Heart Word Order, and happily drank a glass of wine.

"Uh, this heart character is too easy. Let me think of a harder one."

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "Uncle, don't think about it. No matter how difficult it is, it won't be difficult for them. Look at Qianqian, she's eating mutton while responding to the order, and she doesn't take the order seriously at all. If this goes on, she won't drink the wine, but just recite poems."

"Yuwo, what good ideas do you have?"

"How about this, I'll come up with a drinking order from Taiyuan. This wine must be drunk, no one can escape, and it will be fun."

"What's the drinking game? Tell me about it."

"This drinking game is called 'The Unspeakable Secret'."

Xie Fu was very interested: "How do you do it? Tell me about it."

"Take out a note from the stick. There is a question on it. You must answer it truthfully."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Since this drinking game is called "unspeakable secret", it must be very tricky and difficult to answer."

Wang Yuwo smiled but said nothing. If it were easy to answer, then there would be no fun in it.

Xie Fu asked: "If I can't answer, will I be punished?"

"Of course there will be an additional penalty."

Xie Fu laughed and said, "Interesting, I'll give you three more cups as punishment. You can't drink even if you don't want to."

Wang Yuwo shook his head, and Xie Fu was puzzled: "Why?"

"The penalty is going to be increased, but it's not a penalty of drinking, it's a penalty of doing something."

"What is the punishment?"

"Then you have to draw from another chip barrel."

“What if it can’t be done?”

"Must do it!"

“Oh, isn’t that more risky?”

Wang Yuwo chuckled and said, "Are you scared, uncle?"

Xie Fu smiled calmly: "Yuwo, you don't need to provoke me. I think this drinking game is interesting and I want to try it. I just don't know if the two of them will play this drinking game?" Su Qianqian only cared about food: "I don't care."

Chen Linglong smiled: "I don't want to spoil uncle's fun."

"Okay. Yuwo, we are totally unprepared now, what should we do with this letter?"

"That's not difficult. Ask the maid to bring the paper tube and paper, and then you can write on the spot."

After Xie Fu gave the order, a maid soon brought a paper tube, writing brush, ink, paper and inkstone.

Wang Yuwo was familiar with this unspeakable secret, so of course it was most appropriate for her to write about this problem and matter. Wang Yuwo took up the responsibility and started writing.

Xie Fu curiously moved closer to see what questions and things she had written, but Wang Yuwo covered her eyes and refused to let him see.

Xie Fu asked: "Why don't you show it to me?"

"It would be meaningless if you saw it."

Xie Fu let out an "oh" and walked away angrily. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong. He didn't know what kind of problems Wang Yuwo would write or what ridiculous things he would ask others to do. If Su Qianqian and Chen Linglong wrote it, he would feel more at ease. No matter how ridiculous it was, it wouldn't be that ridiculous.

At this time, I happened to catch a glimpse of Wang Yuwo writing with the corners of his mouth curled up and laughing secretly. I became more and more unsure, so I said loudly: "I think we can't let Yuwo write alone. Everyone should participate. It will be fun to come up with all kinds of wonderful ideas."

Wang Yuwo said generously, "Okay, I'm too lazy to think about it."

Su Qianqian wrote as fast as a flying snake. After a while, she had written several notes and put them into the paper tube. It was obvious that they were serious and not difficult.

Yes, just like a trap also needs safety steps, not every step will lead to certain death. Su Qianqian's questions and things are equivalent to the safety department.

Xie Fu thought about it and decided that since it was just a game, he couldn't be too dull and he also had to know when to stop, so as to avoid a quarrel. After he finished writing, he put the papers into two separate paper tubes.

Seeing Chen Linglong writing intermittently, as if she was thinking carefully, Xie Fu approached curiously: "Linglong, do you want me to help you with this?"

Chen Linglong was startled and quickly covered her hands, with guilt clearly visible on her face.

Xie Fu laughed and said, "What kind of question is it? It's so mysterious?"

Chen Linglong said coldly: "Don't worry about it."

After Xie Fu returned to his original position, he quickly finished writing and hurriedly put the papers into two paper tubes.

Now that everything is ready, we can start this unspeakable drinking game.

Some were excited, some were nervous, but Su Qianqian was still eating.

Xie Fu said with a smile: "Yuwo, this is the first time for us to play this drinking game, you should take the lead and set an example."

Wang Yuwo said, "I've said it before, this is a gentleman's game, if you can't say it, don't say it, don't make up a lie."

Xie Fu laughed and said, "Your words are obviously directed at me."

Wang Yuwo smiled and said nothing. Xie Fu responded loudly, "You start first."

Wang Yuwo filled the glass with wine, drank it all in one gulp, and then drew his order from the paper tube.

Before Wang Yuwo could unfold his body, Xie Fu came closer. Wang Yuwo dodged slightly: "What are you doing? Are you trying to take advantage of me?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I need to take advantage of you before I can take advantage of you."

Wang Yuwo simply handed the word order to Xie Fu: "Here you go, here you go, as if I can cheat."

Xie Fu opened the order and laughed, "This question is clearly intended to trick me, but unfortunately it failed and tricked someone else."

Looking at Wang Yuwo, he asked with a wry smile, "How many lovers have you had so far?"

This question may be a little difficult for Xie Fu, but for Wang Yuwo, it is not as simple as drinking a bowl of water. If she has a lover, it is only Xie Fu.

Wang Yuwo smiled, but gave an unexpected answer: "So far, I have had two lovers."

Xie Fu was surprised: "Two!"

Wang Yuwo's ​​expression was calm, and it was hard to tell what was happening in her mind: "Two."

"you sure."

Wang Yuwo chuckled, and the melodious and clear laughter echoed between her distinct red and white teeth, making her look particularly charming: "Two is two, what's there to be sure of?"

"Don't lie."

"They say this is a gentleman's game. If I were lying, why would I say two? Why not just say there are none, or maybe seventy, eighty, or ninety?"

Xie Fu's face looked a little unhappy. Wang Yuwo watched his expression change from sunny to gloomy and knew that he was jealous. The more jealous Xie Fu was, the happier she felt.

Humph, you have so many female confidants, so you can experience how painful it is when others are jealous. They are so jealous that they almost cry. Don't think that they are very broad-minded, they are just being extra indulgent to you.

Seeing Xie Furen frozen, Chen Linglong wished she was the one to answer the question. Her answer was the only one. She glared at Wang Yuwo coldly, calling her a bitch with her eyes.

Xie Fu was soon relieved. If you love someone, you have to love her past, present and future. The comforting thing is that Wang Yuwo gave him the most precious thing. He couldn't force Wang Yuwo to live a life as pure as a nun before she met him. She was a person with her own life. This is a living person.

Besides, what kind of person is he? How can he be qualified to criticize others?

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Yuwo, I didn't realize you were quite romantic."

Wang Yuwo felt his heart freeze when he saw Xie Fu laughing. He sneered and said, "My uncle always says that I am a vixen. Two is still too few. There will be three, four, five, six, or seven more in the future."

Xie Fu smiled: "That's hard to say."

Wang Yuwo's ​​face changed: "You!" When she heard this, she felt that Xie Fu treated her as a plaything and didn't care about her at all.

Xie Fu smiled: "Why did you turn hostile for no reason?"

Wang Yuwo's ​​eyes turned red, and it was unclear whether he was angry or sad. Xie Fu smiled and said, "I see that you have long eyes and thin eyebrows, and you look like a man who will bring bad luck to your husband. Every man who gets close to you will be killed by you. If you kill one after another, won't there be three, four, five, six, or seven men in the future?"

Xie Fu's words seemed sarcastic, but in fact they were reminding Wang Yuwo. It was just like a woman would sometimes tell a man, if I die first, you should marry another one, so that you won't be too lonely.

Wang Yuwo understood what he said, but when he looked at Xie Fu who was chatting and laughing, he felt a little guilty inside. Some people feel that they are good at joking, but they just don't care and the knife didn't really cut them.

"We don't want to play this drinking game anymore!"

Wang Yuwo raised his hand and was about to throw the paper tube away, but Xie Fu quickly stopped him: "Hey, you've played, but I haven't."

The eyes that were red from the coldness just now were now rolling with a flattering expression: "You can play, but you are not allowed to be angry."

Xie Fu laughed: "Am I angry? Someone is angry for no apparent reason."

Wang Yuwo was unusually unruly and willful: "I am a little girl, so I can get angry if I want to. But you are a grown man, and grown men can't do that."

Xie Fu laughed and said, "You are obviously ripe peaches, but you still call yourself a sour peach. I can't call you a young lady, but an old lady is more like that."

Wang Yu's cheeks were slightly pink, and it was unclear whether it was due to alcohol. She curled her lips slightly and said nonchalantly, "Which one is better, ripe or raw?"

Xie Fu's eyes revealed a slight smile: "Raw peaches look round, but they taste bitter and sour. Ripe peaches are plump, sweet and juicy. Even little kids know to choose ripe peaches."

Wang Yuwo chuckled, and Xie Fu continued, "But they don't know that there is another kind of peach that tastes even better."

Wang Yuwo asked with interest: "Which one?"

"It's the kind that's almost ripe, with the skin breaking and juice oozing out, and the taste of fermentation, rich and sweet with a hint of greasy, and salty with a hint of fermentation, which is even more memorable."

Wang Yuwo chuckled and said, "You don't like good things, you just like rotten things." As he said this, he seemed to be talking about himself, and added, "I'm not a rotten peach."

"I didn't say you were a rotten peach."

Chen Linglong didn't realize that the two had calmed down too much. She thought they were just arguing with each other, so she took the initiative and said, "It's my turn."