Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1901 Everyone Shows Their Magical Powers

Xie Fu teased: "Linglong, why are you so anxious? What if you draw a question like the one just now?"

Chen Linglong just wanted to draw the kind of question just now, and give a positive answer to make up for Xie Fu's disappointment just now. She smiled slightly and said, "I will answer whatever you draw."

She lived a confident, bright and clean life, with nothing hidden from others, except that she secretly thought about her uncle, had a crush on him and fell in love with him. This happened later, before she visited the Tantai Mansion. She still treated her uncle as a respected elder.

Chen Linglong first drank a glass of wine and her face flushed. She usually had a light taste and rarely tasted spicy food. She was obviously choked by the strong liquor.

After all, they are heroes and heroines. As soon as they opened their eyes, they swallowed the spicy taste. Although they were able to suppress the reaction, a faint blush appeared on the center of their white cheeks, and their faces were as red as peach blossoms, as if the white snow had faded and the spring flowers had turned red.

Chen Linglong pursed her moist lips, an action that she herself did not even notice, but it mesmerized Xie Fu for a moment. It turned out that Linglong's lips were so delicate and pretty.

She had kissed her delicate lips no less than three times, but each time she hid and could not be found. If she was willing to lie dormant and come out with him...

Xie Fu couldn't help but imagine that beautiful scene in his mind.

Chen Linglong took out the letter, but was a little disappointed when she saw it.

Seeing her expression, Xie Fu thought she had picked a question that was difficult to answer: "Let me see."

Xie Fu took it and said: "Read it out. What will you do when you miss someone so much that you can't sleep?" This question was exactly what he asked.

Without waiting for Chen Linglong to answer, Wang Yuwo gave an inappropriate answer: "Find a man to replace him." This was a way of humbleness and respect for others, and at the same time it was also a reminder for Chen Linglong to answer boldly. He had just injured Xie Fu with a knife, and now he was eager for Xie Fu to be comforted and the bleeding to stop.

Xie Fu was annoyed: "I didn't ask you."

Wang Yuwo chuckled: "Angry again."

Xie Fu smiled and asked softly: "Linglong, if you can't answer, uncle can take the punishment for you..." It's not that he is partial to one and treats others differently. Some people are thin-skinned, arrogant and have strong self-esteem, so they have different ways of knowing the limits.

Wang Yuwo said, "There is no such thing as a substitute for punishment. If you can't answer, pick a task to do."

Chen Linglong smiled: "I was thinking about how to answer this question."

"Answer the truth."

Chen Linglong glanced at Xie Fu meaningfully: "I'm afraid I'll disappoint you."

Xie Fu smiled: "No."

Chen Linglong said slowly: "If I miss someone so much that I can't sleep, I just stay awake, sit cross-legged, and recite the Heart Sutra silently, and my heart will calm down."

This answer is indeed disappointing.

Chen Linglong raised the corners of her lips: "But one time, it happened to be a night with a full moon and a very gloomy night. I was silently reciting the Heart Sutra, but I couldn't calm myself down no matter what, so..."

Chen Linglong stopped talking. The others were already waiting for her. Xie Fu asked softly, "So what?"

Chen Linglong smiled awkwardly, her lips moved and then stopped, not a single sound came out.

Wang Yuwo couldn't help but said, "Speak up, it's so frustrating."

Su Qianqian was also thinking about this question. If she were to answer it, it would be hard to say. There was one time when she thought about it the most, and she wanted a man to hug her and kiss her. She pretended to be calm and buried her head in eating meat.

This drinking game can really easily tap into the deepest part of human nature.

Chen Linglong lowered her head, and the cold fairy turned into a shy young lady, and said softly: "I was so imaginative that time that I sewed a rag doll with needle and thread. I thought I would count the stitches and fall asleep when I was tired. Who knew..."

She paused and the three of them listened attentively without making a sound to disturb her.

Chen Linglong asserted that she did not continue: "Later, I held the doll against my chest, my heart calmed down, and I fell asleep."

As she spoke, a hint of happiness appeared on her face. Wang Yuwo asked with a smile, "Let me ask you first, is this doll a fairy, a Buddha, a demon, or a human?"

Chen Linglong responded: "People."

Wang Yuwo asked again: "Is it a man or a woman?"

"man."

Wang Yuwo said, "Chen Linglong, I never knew you would miss a man and hold him close to your chest. I thought you were a pure fairy who didn't care about worldly things."

Chen Linglong retorted: "Who said fairies are pure and innocent? Chang'e should regret stealing the elixir. The blue sky and blue sea fill my heart every night. Besides, I am not a fairy."

Wang Yuwo asked with a smile: "Then who do you think this handsome young man is?"

Chen Linglong blurted out: "Who said he must be a handsome young man? Can't he be an ugly one? I'm not as vulgar as you, obsessed with appearance."

Xie Fu touched his face and felt like looking in a mirror.

This action made Chen Linglong smile secretly. She really wanted to tell him that she was just being rude to him and he didn't need to worry. Even if uncle really became an ugly monster, he would still be bright and majestic in my heart.

Wang Yuwo would never miss this opportunity to tease and make fun of him: "Uncle, do you want me to pee so you can look at yourself?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Okay."

Wang Yuwo was stunned. This catchphrase could really hurt people sometimes, and it just came out of his mouth without him noticing.

Xie Fu said, "Go ahead and scatter it. I'll wait for you." He pointed at the table and said, "Sprinkle it here. I don't have to lie on the ground."

Wang Yuwo lightly hit Xie Fu and said angrily, "Uncle, you are so annoying."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "You are ashamed now, right? I let you say something you don't want to say."

Wang Yuwo laughed so hard that her body shook with laughter: "You said you like to watch it, so I will go all out and show it to you."

Even if it was a joke, he was furious. If he was an ordinary young man, he would have been completely mesmerized by Wang Yuwo's ​​charm.

Xie Fu was calm and composed: "Don't lead me into a trap. This is not a question of whether I like to watch it or not, but a question of whether I can take the photo." His mind was unusually calm and clear.

Seeing Xie Fu turning off the heat on his own initiative, Wang Yuwo decided to stop while he was ahead: "If you don't like watching it, forget it."

Xie Fu smiled: "What's so good about it?"

Wang Yuwo suddenly chuckled upon hearing this and looked at Chen Linglong: "Last time, a servant was caught peeping at Old Seven's urination. Old Seven kept asking the servant why he loved to watch so much. Guess what the servant answered."

This was indeed the case, but Chen Linglong did not speak out to confirm it for Wang Yuwo. Anyway, Wang Yuwo always said something inappropriate, so she just thought she was talking nonsense.

Xie Fu did not respond, but Su Qianqian asked curiously: "How do you answer?"

"This slave said... this slave said... cluck cluck cluck."

Wang Yuwo couldn't help laughing as he spoke. His laughter was like a silver bell and his body was like a willow swaying. He had to hold back his laughter to say the following words: "Men all like to watch."

His eyes glanced lightly at Xie Fu, as if asking you if you like to watch it.

Su Qianqian exclaimed: "It's so dirty, what's so good about it, it's so disgusting."

Wang Yuwo echoed: "Yeah, it's disgusting. Men are the synonym of dirty, disgusting and inferior."

What is prejudice? This is prejudice. Just like from ancient times to the present, men have always believed that women are a group of animals that need to be tamed. Sometimes you simply cannot understand what is going on in their minds.

Therefore, our ancestors used the simplest method, that is, men played the role of the alpha wolf, and women played the role of the pack wolves. The pack of wolves only had to obey the orders of the alpha wolf unconditionally. If the alpha wolf could not control the pack, then the pack was doomed to fall apart.

Xie Fu had read so many books and knew history, so he naturally understood this truth. However, the confidantes he knew were all very powerful, and each of them had the ability to overpower men and become the leader of the pack.

Therefore, if he wants to be a good alpha wolf, he has to be more special than the ordinary alpha wolves. Without the former to learn from, he can only grope his way through step by step.

Obviously, being a gentle and considerate man is far from enough. Something in his bones seems to guide him to make this group better.

And this seems to be more difficult than conquering the world.

Xie Fu smiled: "Yuwo, you are also a daughter of a famous family, well-educated, how can you say the words of a country woman who is eccentric and ignorant." Su Qianqian immediately lowered her head. She knew that what Brother Fu said must have his reasons. Maybe she was wrong, or maybe it was very nice and not disgusting...

Wang Yuwo said "oh" and smiled: "Could it be that I said something wrong?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "You should also be familiar with poetry, books and historical records. There are many emperors and celebrities in ancient and modern times who have this hobby, and there are many who are even more so than this."

Wang Yuwo smiled and asked, "For example?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "For example, do you know who first invented [soaked dates]?"

When Su Qianqian and Chen Linglong heard the word "soaked dates", their expressions immediately became strange. How could they not know about this thing after living in a wealthy family? Moreover, nobles and celebrities flocked to it because the conditions for obtaining high-quality soaked dates were very strict and they were not easy to come by.

Only Wang Yuwo could remain calm and asked with a faint smile: "Oh, uncle, do you like this thing too?"

Xie Fu laughed dumbly: "I didn't say I like this thing. You asked me to give an example, so I'll give you one."

"Uncle, have you ever eaten soaked dates? If not, Yuwo is... is..."

Wang Yuwo felt embarrassed at the end of what he said, so he changed his tone and said with a smile: "I can go and get some soaked dates for uncle to eat. I heard that high-quality soaked dates are hard to find. They need to be Hetian dates irrigated with the ice and snow water from the Kunlun Mountains, and then..."

Wang Yuwo, this brash woman, was too embarrassed to continue talking about the production process.

The topic was so hot that even though Su Qianqian and Chen Linglong knew about it, they were too scared to add any more information.

Xie Fu deliberately asked: "Then what?"

Wang Yuwo smiled slyly: "Since Uncle can talk about soaked dates, he must know how to make them. There is no need for Yuwo to elaborate."

"I do know, but Sister Qianqian and Linglong don't know. Just tell them so they can learn more."

Wang Yuwo chuckled: "If they don't know, it would be a waste of my life as a famous lady."

Seeing Chen Linglong lowering her head and blushing, Xie Fu decided to stop while he was ahead. If he continued talking, Linglong might stamp her feet in shame and run back to her room to hide.

"I'm sorry you interrupted me just now. What are these hobbies of emperors and celebrities called?"

Wang Yuwo replied without thinking, "It's a quirk."

Xie Fu clapped his hands and said loudly: "Why is it that the works of the emperor are so bizarre that they are even talked about by those who love to study them, but the works of the servants are so dirty and disgusting? Explain to me a reason."

Su Qianqian’s mind lit up. Yes, why?

When Xie Fu questioned him, it was often to the point, and Wang Yuwo could not argue.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "In the end, it all depends on the person. If the emperor wants to eat soaked dates, the three thousand concubines in the harem will treat it as a top priority. They will send soaked dates to the emperor early in the morning. They are even afraid that the emperor will not know whose soaked dates they are eating and the credit will be taken away by others. They will also put a big label on the soaked dates with their names on it."

Su Qianqian thought to herself that what Brother Fu said made sense, and now it didn't seem so disgusting anymore.

Chen Linglong also had a similar feeling. Even in such evil matters, uncle could always put it in a positive light.

Wang Yuwo chuckled: "So, uncle can see it, but the servants can't."

Xie Fu smiled: "I didn't say I saw it."

Wang Yuwo said softly, "Well, if it was uncle who was peeping that day, Old Seven would not dare to lose her temper and would definitely run back to the house in shame. After returning home, she would be very nervous, worried that uncle would come and ask why a lady was so improper and urinated anywhere."

She spoke slowly, as if she was talking about something very serious.

Xie Fu sighed a few times: "Don't make assumptions about things that haven't happened yet."

Wang Yuwo finally couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing. Even Chen Linglong laughed secretly and was no longer very resistant to these topics.

Some people pretend to be righteous, but they are actually disgusting behind the scenes.

Uncle is still real, like a living person, everything about him is life.

Seeing that no one responded to Wang Yuwo's ​​chuckle, Su Qianqian said innocently: "Don't you think Brother Fu is so elegant, and so..." After saying this, she paused and smiled secretly with her hands covering her mouth.

Wang Yuwo said, "Linglong, don't just sit there and say nothing. Come and answer it."

Chen Linglong smiled faintly: "It can also be plain and simple."

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "You really love him and take care of his face everywhere. I thought you were going to talk about Xia Liu."

Chen Linglong smiled: "Uncle is not Xia Liu at all."

"Okay, next time when it's convenient for you to change clothes, I'll notify him to go and take a peek, and you can still praise your uncle for being so simple and unpretentious."

Chen Linglong glared at Wang Yuwo and warned her not to talk nonsense anymore.

Wang Yuwo continued, "According to uncle's nature, he must watch and comment at the same time."

Chen Linglong was very annoyed and blurted out: "I don't need his comments or advice."

Wang Yuwo said in a low voice: "You really don't have the artistic level of your uncle. Based on my understanding of your uncle, he must have composed a poem on the spot."

As he said this, he imitated Xie Fu, with a dignified manner, slightly turned sideways to look at the mountains, rivers, and forests in the distance, and recited a poem in a graceful manner: "Don't squat too high, otherwise you will float everywhere. Shake yourself back, and you can walk without paper."

She imitated Xie Fu's pauses, lowered her voice, and even skillfully mixed in a bit of Yangzhou accent. It was so lifelike, as if it had come from Xie Fu's mouth.

Xie Fu looked at him as if he was looking at a little troublemaker, with a helpless smile on his face.

Su Qianqian giggled heartily. Only a woman could understand this indescribable beauty.

"I..." Chen Linglong was embarrassed.

Xie Fu said calmly: "Linglong, don't panic, uncle is here to help you."

The poetic sentiment came to mind: "A half-acre square pond is like a mirror, with light from the sky and shadows of the clouds wandering together. I wonder how the water can be so clear? Because it comes from a source of fresh water."

Wang Yuwo smiled: "Linglong, uncle praised you for being so elegant, but we don't have such treatment."

Chen Linglong remained silent, with her head lowered so her expression could not be seen.

Seeing that Su Qianqian was in high spirits, Wang Yuwo offered her a favor: "Qianqian, sing a song too."

"I didn't do well, so you are not allowed to make fun of me."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "No, no."

Su Qianqian smiled and said, "Girl, bring your skirt and embroider the words."

Xie Fu couldn't help but interrupt him when he heard this: "Oh, Sister Qianqian is really creative. When you said this, I suddenly imagined a lady lifting her skirt, with her feet like two phoenix needles, and her graceful steps like embroidering words with one stitch and one thread."

Su Qianqian continued: "Butterflies fly around following Luo Yi's love."

Xie Fu hummed: "This sentence seems a bit ordinary."

Su Qianqian said lightly: "I will finish the last two sentences, and you can comment on them, Brother Fu."

"it is good."

"Helping the wind and the mist to reach the blue sky, the unyielding one can be a scholar."

Wang Yuwo laughed tremblingly: "I got tricked."

Su Qianqian suppressed her laughter and asked softly, "Brother Fu, please give me some comments."

What else could Xie Fu say: "Sister Qianqian, I didn't expect you to be such a little naughty."

(End of this chapter)