Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1904 Reunion

Wang Yuwo adjusted the atmosphere: "It's not like you don't know how to tear it off."

Xie Fu laughed: "If Linglong wants me to comment on it from an artistic perspective, then why not let me take a look?"

"Uncle looked at my sister-in-law's body, and you can say that."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Nine out of ten things in the world are abandoned because of difficulties. If I give up because of difficulties, wouldn't I be one of them?"

Wang Yuwo smiled: "Just say you want to see it, is it that difficult? You have to search for some truth."

Xie Fu laughed carefreely: "I want to see it, I really want to see it, as long as Linglong nods, I will watch it till I die."

"How do you see death?"

"Count all the hairs on Linglong's body."

This is the difference between Fengliu and Xialiu. It will not make people feel disgusted, but will tickle people and make them feel soft all over.

Chen Linglong glared at Wang Yuwo: "You can shut up now!"

Pulling out a note from another paper tube, Wang Yuwo took the initiative to help Chen Linglong read it out: "Say one thing you want to say most to the opposite sex present here."

Xie Fu was the only man present. Chen Linglong had no choice, which saved her the trouble of pretending to make a choice. She stood up and walked towards Xie Fu.

Su Qianqian looked at Chen Linglong's cold face that seemed covered with frost, and was very curious about what she would say to Xie Fu the most.

When his eyes couldn't see, Xie Fu's sense of smell became particularly sensitive, and he could smell the pure scent emanating from Chen Linglong. This scent was not as strong as the fragrance of flowers, and was even as light as water.

Perhaps it was because Chen Linglong had lived in a place like Daughter City since she was a child, where there were few desires and only a few things to live and eat, that made her a clean person from the inside out.

He smiled slightly and said, "Linglong, don't be nervous. It doesn't matter what you want to say to your uncle."

Su Qianqian was curious. How could Xie Fu tell that Chen Linglong was nervous? She looked very calm and composed, even cool. But she had no idea that when Xie Fu blocked his vision, his hearing became extremely sharp. He could hear the change in Chen Linglong's breath.

Just as Xie Fu expected, Chen Linglong was indeed a little nervous. She had not made up her mind yet. It was not easy to go against her innate character. Otherwise, there would not be such a saying as "It is difficult to change one's nature even though it is easy to change the country."

Chen Linglong did not face Xie Fu, but stood behind Xie Fu.

Xie Fu noticed that her breathing was heavy and slow, and he even seemed to hear her pounding heartbeat. He reached around behind her and grasped her soft fingers, gently patting the back of her hand.

This action made Chen Linglong's heartbeat slow down. She leaned forward steadily, put her mouth close to Xie Fu's ear, and whispered, "Uncle, do you want to eat Linglong's nipples?"

Wang Yuwo's ​​words were as plain as water to him, but when Chen Linglong said this, it was like a bolt of lightning hitting his mind.

After saying this, Chen Linglong seemed to have unloaded a heavy burden from her body. It turned out that it was not that difficult to say it out loud. Seeing that Xie Fu did not move or react, she said shyly, "Linglong's chest feels so uncomfortable. I want uncle to... talk nonsense."

All of Xie Fu's bones suddenly tightened, making a crackling sound like a branch being stepped on, and then all of his joints seemed to break, and his originally upright figure became limp.

Chen Linglong was surprised and blurted out: "Uncle, what happened to you?" He looked like he was having an attack of the secret seal or was poisoned.

Xie Fu's throat seemed to be broken, and he said three words with difficulty in a hoarse voice: "I... am... happy."

Chen Linglong smiled quietly, her eyebrows trembling slightly, revealing the girl's natural playfulness. It turned out that teasing uncle was so fun, as if she had entered a new world.

Because of her deep love for him, she was shy and timid most of the time when she was with Xie Fu. Now she felt closer and more natural to her uncle.

Chen Linglong returned to her seat, and Wang Yuwo asked curiously, "What did you say to him to make him like this?"

Wang Yuwo couldn't help but be curious, because Xie Fu seemed to have been cast a secret spell by someone all of a sudden. What words could have such power?

Chen Linglong saw that Uncle Xie was biting his lips unconsciously like a girl, as if he was going to eat her right now. She couldn't help but feel sweet in her heart. You know, Wang Yuwo had just said the same thing, but Uncle was calm and composed. It seemed that Uncle really wanted to eat her...

Seeing that Chen Linglong did not respond, Wang Yuwo lowered his voice and threatened: "Speak!"

Chen Linglong turned around and saw Wang Yuwo was eager to know the answer. She was not afraid of Wang Yuwo before, but ever since she had her uncle as a weakness, she was always at a disadvantage in the competition with Wang Yuwo. Now she finally won once and got back some ground. She smiled and said, "I won't tell you."

Wang Yuwo was furious: "You..."

Li Huirong's voice came: "Is it Qianqian's turn next?"

Sometimes I have to admire Li Huirong. She is not very familiar with Su Qianqian, but she calls her name so naturally.

In comparison, other people are more familiar with the subject, but sometimes they still make mistakes and call back to the honorific.

Of course, the punishment of beating the fart drum was insignificant and could not be compared with the extremely irritating drinking order. Even if a mistake was made, no one would deliberately mention it.

"Yes."

Su Qianqian became the focus of everyone again. She was still embarrassed when she thought about what happened just now. Seeing that everyone else looked calm and seemed to have forgotten about that matter, she felt much more comfortable and drank a glass of wine and took out the letter.

Wang Yuwo took over and read out the question: "Tell me the most embarrassing thing that happened in your life."

When this topic came up, people couldn't help but wonder whether what Su Qianqian had just said was the most embarrassing thing in her life.

But for Su Qianqian, this was not the most embarrassing thing. The most embarrassing thing was that once, Old Yotsuba Yui got a set of ivory celebrities from somewhere. The sizes of the ivory statues included heroes from ancient times, such as the God of War Lu Bu, the Overlord Xiang Yu, the Saint of Calligraphy and the Saint of Painting... There were all kinds of legendary figures in literature and martial arts.

This was not embarrassing. What was embarrassing was that when she was asking and Old Siye Yui was explaining, Li Xiaosha appeared at the door and saw a table full of celebrities.

This is not the most embarrassing thing. The embarrassing thing is that she jokingly said, "Where is my husband?"

Seeing that Su Qianqian didn't say anything, Xie Fu didn't urge her. He smiled and said, "Speaking of the most embarrassing thing, I can think of one myself."

What kind of embarrassing thing could happen to their uncle? The two younger siblings immediately became interested and recalled the most embarrassing thing that happened to Xie Fu since they met him.

Li Huirong also looked at Xie Fu with interest.

Chen Linglong suddenly chuckled, and then let out a giggle as if ice and snow had melted away. She was thinking of that night when she wanted to sacrifice herself to help him decipher the seal, but her uncle fled in panic. This was also an unforgettable thing that she would remember for the rest of her life. She didn't know when it started, but her memories and every aspect of her life were filled with her uncle.

Xie Fu laughed and said, "Linglong, why are you laughing before I even say anything?"

Chen Linglong responded with a rare grumble: "Can't I laugh first? Otherwise, it won't be funny later and no one will laugh. You'll be too embarrassed."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "At that time, I was still a teenager of thirteen or fourteen years old, and I often went to help the neighbors. One time, I had something to do, so I wanted to help Aunt Zhao finish her work first, so I came to Aunt Zhao's house early. As soon as I entered the yard, guess what happened?"

Wang Yuwo smiled and continued, "You didn't see the couple doing that in the yard, did you?"

Xie Fu said in a sweet voice: "The common people are not what you think."

After Xie Fu rejected Wang Yuwo's ​​guess, he continued, "I saw Aunt Zhao squatting on the steps in front of the eaves with her back to the toilet. Oh my god, that snowflake fart seemed to hit me on the forehead. I was stunned at the time."

Perhaps it was because Xie Fu described it so vividly that the girls could imagine the scene, and they kept silent in tacit agreement. Xie Fu covered his eyes, immersed in his memories, and his face revealed a bit of lewdness without realizing it: "I have never seen such a white... and such a big one since I was a child. I was really shocked at the time."

Wang Yuwo said unhappily, "I hope you will be amused. This kind of scene will inspire you to compose a poem."

"Haha, forget about writing poems. I was ignorant at that time. Later I realized that there are always people better than you."

Wang Yuwo was hesitant to speak, knowing that this must be a trap and that he would suffer the consequences if he continued talking.

Xie Fu said softly: "Many more embarrassing things happened later, but I didn't feel ashamed. Maybe first love is the most unforgettable."

For Li Huirong, the most profound impression was Xie Fu's words that he was ignorant of the details of the people. Such an experience and such a scene would definitely not happen to her. Compared with Xue Yu's erudition and knowledge, Xie Fu was a know-it-all who had walked through reality.

I couldn't help but think deeply that living with him was like any other ordinary couple in the city.

What kind of life is that? It must be rich and interesting.

He smiled softly and said, "What you said makes me want to experience this simple life firsthand."

Xie Fuha smiled: "I'm afraid that a young lady like you who has been living a life of luxury since childhood can't bear this kind of hardship."

Li Huirong smiled slightly and said, "What's your suffering? Tell me about it."

"Let's not even mention the daily struggles to make a living, just talking about poop and farts is hard too. For example, in the middle of winter now, every night it's snowing heavily outside and the north wind is howling. If you want to relieve yourself, you have to run outside. When you come back home after relieving yourself, your farts are all frozen."

Su Qianqian asked in confusion: "Why do you have to go outside and not go inside?"

Xie Fu laughed: "Do you think that ordinary people have dressing rooms in their bedrooms?"

"Then... there should be a spittoon."

Xie Fu laughed: "This is exactly why not eat meat porridge. Common people can't afford such a high-end thing as a spittoon. Even toilets are not available in every household."

Su Qianqian was even more confused: "If there is no toilet, what should I do when I need to go to the bathroom?"

"There is a kind of shared toilet, located in a conspicuous position on the side of the street, open to the sky without any shelter. When you get up early, you will see men and women squatting in a row, separated by a low earthen wall. When you meet someone familiar, you will greet each other, "Auntie, are you taking a shit?" "Yes, Uncle, are you here to take a shit too?"

These were aspects of the girls' lives that were beyond their reach, and they found them both surprising and interesting.

Su Qianqian screamed, feeling it was unreasonable.

Xie Fu laughed: "For example, we have been neighbors since childhood, and when we meet each other early in the morning, we will greet each other like this, Sister Qianqian, are you taking a shit? Brother Fu, you got up really early, have you eaten…"

Su Qianqian interrupted angrily: "Don't make fun of me."

Chen Linglong couldn't help laughing secretly, she felt that these vulgar things sounded like ordinary jokes when spoken by her uncle.

Xie Fu laughed and said, "So, the things that you rich people think are embarrassing and shameful are common in the eyes of ordinary people."

Li Huirong asked: "What is the shameful thing for ordinary people?"

Xie Fu thought for a while and then replied, "I think it's time to lose your dignity."

He changed the subject: "Okay, Sister Qianqian, it's your turn to answer the question. What is the most embarrassing thing in your life?" Since he made a fool of himself first, Su Qianqian was no longer afraid of making a fool of herself.

Su Qianqian said, "I'd better accept the punishment."

As he said this, he took out a piece of paper from another paper tube. When he saw the punishment on it, his expression became embarrassed.

Xie Fu asked curiously: "What punishment?"

Wang Yuwo took a closer look and smiled: "I won't say anything, Qianqian can just do it directly."

Xie Fu became even more curious after hearing this, and it was hard to even say what the punishment would be.

I've already been embarrassed today, so why not embarrass myself again? Su Qianqian took a deep breath and said, "I am..."

She only said two words, and the rest of the sound seemed to be blocked and she couldn't say it at all. Even when she was on the bed with Xie Fu, she didn't say this word.

Xie Fu thought Su Qianqian spoke too softly and he didn't hear her: "Sister Qianqian, what are you talking about?"

Wang Yuwo chuckled: "Uncle, you'd better stop talking. If you continue talking, Qianqian will really be unable to speak."

Perhaps it was really hard to say this, so Xie Fu smiled and said, "I am a pig, I am a dog, I am a big fool, what's the problem?"

Su Qianqian felt that if she didn't speak out, Xie Fu wouldn't know what to say. Anyway, it was a knife in the end, so she just went for it and shouted loudly: "I'm burning my nose, I'm burning my nose, I'm burning my nose."

The scene was quiet, with only the lingering sound, and Su Qianqian's face was as red as a monkey's fart drum.

The punishment consisted of shouting three times, "I have a burning nose."

If it weren't for the game, Xie Fu would never have heard Su Qianqian say it in his life, which made him feel happy.

However, it would be a bit too difficult for Su Qianqian to say it in front of others.

In order to ease Su Qianqian's embarrassment, Xie Fu laughed and said, "I am a coward, and I am a perfect match for you, Qianqian, who has a bad nose."

Su Qianqian knew that Xie Fu belittled her just to ease her embarrassment, but it sounded so wrong that she couldn't help but retort, "I'm not burning my nose, this is just a game... uh, you're really burning your nose."

Xie Fu is a man who has been scolded since he was a child. He laughed and said, "Yes, Sister Yourong saw that I was a coward from the beginning. She really has a sharp eye."

Wang Yuwo laughed and said, "Uncle, are you willing to admit that you are a coward?"

Xie Fu was afraid that Su Qianqian would be teased for too long about this matter, so he said loudly: "Okay, stop dilly-dallying, who's next?"

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "It's your turn."

Xie Fu closed his eyes and drank a glass of wine: "Everyone would rather be punished than answer questions, it's really boring. No matter what the difficulty is in answering this question, I will answer it. Yuwo, help me draw a cigarette."

Wang Yuwo was naturally happy to oblige. He took out the letter and looked at it, then chuckled, "You're in trouble."

Xie Fu said casually: "Ask me whatever questions you want. No matter how difficult it is, I will tell you honestly."

Wang Yuwo smiled and read out the question: "Who of the opposite sex present here do you want to marry?"

Xie Fu laughed: "I thought it was a difficult question to answer, but this one can't stump me."

"Just answer it if it doesn't bother you."