Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1905 It’s cold at high places

Wang Yuwo was still a little nervous. She knew that Xie Fu would not choose her no matter who else he chose, but she also expected Xie Fu to favor her specially. This question was not prepared for Xie Fu, but for others, such as Chen Linglong, but Chen Linglong was chosen.

Xie Fu pointed at Wang Yuwo and said, "Yuwo, it's your turn."

Wang Yuwo was flattered and stood there in a daze, not knowing how to respond. He only knew that something called happiness was rapidly flowing through his body, and he felt warm and happy.

Su Qianqian couldn't help feeling disappointed. Doesn't Brother Fu want to marry me?

In comparison, Chen Linglong felt more than just disappointed, she felt gloomy in her heart. It turned out that her uncle liked Wang Yuwo, the vixen, more. Maybe I was too cold.

When she thinks about it carefully, it is true that ever since she met her uncle, he has been the one who cared for her and made her happy and laugh.

As for her, she refused to say anything that would please her uncle.

In this comparison, it is understandable that my uncle prefers Wang Yuwo.

Although Wang Yuwo was favored, she was also keenly aware of Su Qianqian and Chen Linglong's unhappiness. It was enough for her to receive special favor from her uncle, and this honor should be left to others.

He smiled and said, "Uncle, you are so bold. I am your sister-in-law."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Can't you call me sister-in-law by another name, such as Madam or Madam?"

Wang Yuwo couldn't help but feel her heart skip a beat and she cried out in her heart, this was the most beautiful name she had ever heard in her life.

Xie Fu teased again: "Yuwo, you have always called me uncle, don't you want to change your name?"

Wang Yuwo chuckled: "Yes, I want to scream."

Xie Fu laughed: "You always try to take advantage of me, aren't you afraid of being punished by me?"

Wang Yuwo is charming and charming: "Uncle, what status do you have to punish me?"

"At that time, I was a good husband disciplining my bad wife."

Wang Yuwo laughed: "Wait until you can marry me. If you want to ask me to be your godmother, you can do it now."

Chen Linglong felt uncomfortable listening to the two of them talking and laughing in front of her. Suddenly, Xie Fu said, "And Linglong."

Chen Linglong was surprised and asked, "What about me?"

"And marry you."

After hearing what Master Xie said, Chen Linglong's heart was cleared up. Wang Yuwo sneered: "Uncle, you are so greedy. You already have two virtuous wives at home, and you are still eyeing your two younger brothers and sisters."

Xie Fu said with a smile: "Don't you always say that men are greedy and never stop looking at what's in the bowl? Uncle is just that kind of person. It's not just you two. I even want to marry Sister Qianqian home."

Su Qianqian felt sweet and satisfied.

Wang Yuwo shouted, "Qianqian, your good brother has bad intentions towards you."

The atmosphere was harmonious after all the efforts, and Su Qianqian certainly couldn't ruin it. She smiled and said, "He has been harboring ill intentions towards me for a long time. If he wants to marry me, it depends on his ability."

Wang Yuwo laughed and said, "Uncle, if He Qing knew you wanted to marry so many, he would be furious."

This question is quite sensitive, after all, there is Tan Tai He Qing, his official wife, standing in the way.

Xie Fuao said: "I am the head of the family anyway, don't I even have this little power? Brother Li can marry five, Sanfei can marry nine, so what's wrong with me marrying a few more?"

"Besides, He Qing is a sensible woman, not as petty as you think. How about you marry me? Then we can be sisters in the future, and it will be lively and not boring."

Wang Yuwo said, "Heqing and I are sisters. If we really live together in the future, we will deal with you together."

"Oh, you are so arrogant."

"Two is not enough, so we can use three or four. Qianqian, if he dares to go to a brothel or flirt with other girls in the future, tie him up when he comes back."

"Why tie me up?"

Wang Yuwo chuckled: "Five or six mouths, let's see how you feed them. Do you still have the energy to go out and have fun?"

Xie Fu laughed: "Then even if I am made of iron, I can't handle it."

Wang Yuwo glanced at Li Huirong and said with a smile: "Huirong, uncle doesn't want to? Or is it because you are too shameful to dare?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Hui Rong, of course I want to marry her home."

When Li Huirong heard this, she was calm and composed, without any change on her face. She raised her wine glass and sipped the wine gently, as if what was said had nothing to do with her. It was also as if there were so many men who wanted to marry her, and Xie Fu was just one of them. She simply didn't have the energy to pay attention to them one by one.

This kind of lack of response is the most devastating to the person who is confessing his love, because the other person does not take you seriously at all.

Wang Yuwo said, "Huirong, do you want to, too?"

Xie Fu laughed: "Because I really want to see what it's like for Beizhou Guanjue to wash clothes and cook for others, and to hold a bowl and empty the urine bowl."

Li Huirong smiled calmly: "Xie brother, you have helped Huirong a lot. It's no problem for me to wash your clothes, cook for you, and empty your bladder for you. But there is no need to go to the trouble of constructing a husband-wife relationship."

The implication is that even if you and I are not husband and wife, there are still many things we can do, and I am willing to do many things for you. This is like voluntarily giving up a city for Xie Fu to station troops there.

Xie Fu probed: "Besides that, if I am thinking about your body of ice and snow, Huirong, is that okay?"

Li Huirong laughed: "Brother Xie, you don't know that I am actually thinking about your majestic body as the God of War."

This move of turning the tables is indeed powerful.

Since Xie Fu answered the question, he would not be punished. Li Huirong said loudly: "It's my turn."

After drinking a glass of wine, he took out the letter and the question was whether the marriage had been consummated.

This question is basically the same as the previous one - Are you still a virgin? It's just asked in a different way, and it's obvious that someone else asked the question.

For Li Huirong, this question is interesting.

She is known as the best in the Northern State, has countless heroes under her, and is unattainable. Who else has this honor?

She often appears in men's clothing and looks very heroic. Does she like men or women?

If a woman, how many women does she own?

If a man had this good fortune, he would be able to appreciate her body of ice and snow, and merge his body with the ice and snow, and listen to her cries.

Chen Linglong still didn't care about Li Huirong, and as for Su Qianqian, she was just a little curious.

After all, Wang Yuwo is a member of the Li family and knows Li Huirong's behavior very well. This question makes her want to find out more.

His eyes fell on Xie Fu. If there was any man in the world who had the ability to take down Li Huirong, it would be his uncle.

As a man, my uncle seems a little too gentle, while as a woman, Li Huirong is a little too domineering.

If anything really happened between the two of them, my uncle would definitely be the one to get hurt.

When Wang Yuwo thought of that scene, he couldn't help but smile. It must have been quite interesting.

Because the scene was silent, Wang Yuwo's ​​chuckle could still be clearly heard by everyone.

Xie Fu smiled and asked, "Yuwo, what do you think?"

"No, I just imagined that Huirong is such a virile man, how could a beautiful girl be so lucky to enjoy such a treasure."

Although the words are elegant, if you read them carefully, the picture is indescribable. Xie Fu said, "Yuwo, are you fascinated by Huirong?"

Wang Yuwo chuckled: "Which man in the world can compare with Huirong's face? It's no wonder that I'm fascinated by her. How could I know that you are jealous, uncle?"

Xie Fu smiled faintly: "It's not enough to be jealous of a woman."

Li Huirong laughed and said, "There are so many men in the world, all of them have penises, and nine out of a hundred of them are weak and humble, so the difference between men and women is just the difference between objects and flowers, there is nothing to be proud of. If you are blindly confident, it is because of ignorance."

Xie Fu asked: "Hui Rong, are you speaking for women or men?"

Xie Fu asked this question cleverly. If he was speaking for the woman, then it confirmed that she considered herself a woman.

If it is speaking for men, then these words are clearly saying that men are ordinary and there is nothing special about them.

Li Huirong smiled and said, "I'm not speaking for anyone. I'm just reminding some people not to take the word 'man' too seriously."

"What if I insist?"

Li Huirong turned to look at Wang Yuwo and asked, "Yuwo, when you say a man is castrated, is he a man or a woman?"

Wang Yuwo chuckled: "That's the androgynous dead queen."

Li Huirong then asked, "Brother Xie, are you still proud of having a penis?"

Xie Fu asked back: "Brother Li, do you have any?"

Su Qianqian covered her mouth and laughed secretly when she heard this. Of course there were no women. Brother Fu was so abominable. How could he ask a woman such a question?

Li Huirong smiled and said, "Oh, Brother Xie, are you proud of this?"

"It's just so-so. I can't be proud of it, but I can't miss it either."

Li Huirong smiled and said, "There is a country of women in Xichui, where women are superior to men. If a woman gives birth to a baby boy, it will be considered an insult and the baby will be expelled and abandoned. If Brother Xie was born in a country of women, he would have become a meal for wild beasts long ago."

"Going back to the distant matriarchal society, men were just labor tools and only knew their mothers, not their fathers."

Xie Fu laughed: "Could it be that Brother Li wants to restore the monarchy?"

Li Huirong smiled slightly: "That's not the case. I just want to clarify one thing to Brother Xie. These rules cannot constrain me."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Brother Li certainly has the confidence and strength to do so."

Li Huirong smiled and said, "So we shouldn't cling to imperfections and stick to the old ways, right?"

Xie Fu said loudly: "Brother Li is right." Xie Fu was also thinking about something else in his mind.

Li Huirong smiled happily: "I wanted to answer this question, but now I don't feel like answering it."

"You have to accept the punishment, brother Li, don't embarrass yourself."

Li Huirong said boldly: "Haha, so many beauties, I can't wait to get close to them and taste them." He stretched out his hand towards the paper tube.

Wang Yuwo let out a cry, and Li Huirong had already pulled out a piece of paper. She glanced at it and her face immediately darkened. Her beautiful eyebrows trembled. She knew that the drinking game was hot, but she didn't expect that they played it so vulgarly.

Although Xie Fu was blindfolded, he could sense that the atmosphere was a bit strange and asked with a smile, "What punishment will you draw?"

Wang Yuwo would have been happy to help read it out, but this time she remained silent because she knew the content of the letter. This letter was originally reserved for Xie Fu, and she had made a special mark on it. She didn't expect it to be taken away by Li Huirong, which was an accident.

Seeing that no one responded, Su Qianqian moved closer to show her friendliness and said, "Let me take a look."

When he saw the content of the letter, he felt embarrassed and as if the sky was falling and the earth was cracking. He was afraid that they were going to have a falling out.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Sister Qianqian, what punishment?"

Su Qianqian hesitated for a long time before stammering, "Take a piss and look at yourself."

Xie Fu was stunned for a moment, and also felt that this was too vulgar and excessive, so he smiled and said: "How about I take the punishment for you?"

Anyway, for the sake of their faces, Xie Fu is not afraid of losing face. Letting Li Huirong do it is no different from killing her.

Wang Yuwo echoed: "Uncle really cherishes his friends."

Su Qianqian and Chen Linglong had no objections, but Li Huirong said calmly, "No need to punish him, lest it sets a precedent."

She was just thinking about a countermeasure, and she also thought of a countermeasure. She stood up and repeated the same method she used to compete with Xie Fu that day, which made the three women so embarrassed that they dared not even glance at him...

As we drank and played, the atmosphere became more and more heated, and before we knew it, it was dark.

Chen Linglong, who was not good at drinking, was the first to get drunk, followed by Su Qianqian, and finally Wang Yuwo was also unable to hold her liquor. The three women leaned against each other, unable to tell who was who.

Only Li Huirong and Xie Fu were still awake.

At this time, Li Huirong also saw clearly that the purpose of this banquet was to help each other, so he smiled and said, "Kill three birds with one stone. Brother Xie, you must have worked hard tonight."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "It's getting late and a little chilly. I'll carry them back to the room first."

Xie Fu carried the three people back to their rooms one by one. The attic suddenly became quiet, and the beautiful scenery of Tianjin Xiaoyue was also obscured by the night.

Li Huirong smiled, fearing that he would not come back, she stood up and walked to the railing. The night was pitch black, with only the stars visible.

At this time, she was still wearing light clothes and thin pants. The north wind of the winter night was blowing on her flawless skin that had been nourished since childhood. The coldness of being at such a high altitude made her feel strongly lonely.

Life is not going as planned, nine times out of ten, and even she, who has been good at strategy since childhood, felt a little confused for a moment.

Suddenly she felt a little bit of coldness on her shoulder. The coldness penetrated into her skin and made her heart chilly. When it is cold, people long for warmth. Li Huirong is no exception, but she is more restrained than most people and is less likely to show it on the surface.

It's snowing and the weather has changed. Actually, it's not really a changed weather. It's normal to snow on a winter night in Luoyang.

There was no one around at the moment, and her shoulders were trembling slightly from the cold. Others only saw her calm and composed side, but who knew that she had cried bitterly in the dark night when no one was around?

She is not a god, she is just a human being. All the images that others see are just a mask and a skin.

No one could touch her heart. Xie Fu was the closest person, but he was still outside her heart.

Silently, a fox fur coat was gently draped over her body, shielding the snowflakes that were falling on her shoulders and also giving warmth to her already chilly body: "Sir, don't catch a cold."

Li Huirong's heart warmed up. She turned her head and looked over. A smiling face came into her sight. She asked in surprise, "Why are you back?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I didn't say I wouldn't come back. I can't just leave you here alone."

"What about the three of them?"

"Just sleep when you're drunk."

"Don't you want to do something?"

Xie Fu smiled and asked, "What to do?"

Brothers, there is no need to worry about the blocked chapters. They are not very interesting to begin with and it is easy to revise them.

Just treat these chapters as extras, I will write spicy compensations.

So that I don’t end up writing something that gets in the way.