Infinite Screening Room: Play Ultron Destroyer at the beginning

Chapter 538 The Bullet Time of Neo Jonathan Wick Constantine
【"OH! Shet! FUCK! Damn it! RNM!"】

[It only took three seconds for Deadpool to reassemble from a lump of rotten flesh to a complete person. 】

"Is the clothes on his body made of any special material?" Tony asked puzzledly: "We can understand that the body can recover quickly as Logan's super healing ability, but why does the clothes also recover? Nanomaterials? Or recovery? magic?"

【"Listen up, Tony Big Shit, I have a Deadpool-sama who can make the impossible possible! There is nothing wrong with me—"】

[A car came speeding up, hitting Deadpool into the sky. 】

[Tony Stark: Thank you, the driver who drives without looking at people. 】

【Note 1】

[Deadpool first took out a pistol or two from his pocket, then a pair of long knives, and finally a large bag of weapons. 】

[Deadpool said while picking out this pocket: "Hey, listen to me, man, it's not a weird thing for me to pick out pockets, mainly because I left all my weapons in my dear brown skinny monkey friend's car before, so I now Use my dear four-dimensional pocket to bring them over."]

["Oh, dear friend, yes, this is a four-dimensional pocket instead of a strange thing like a four-dimensional pocket, I just just happened to - - force - - ah - put them in this more subtle The place."】

【Deadpool pulled his hand out of his pocket with a happy face. 】

["Listen man, it's good for cancer prevention, hey, you know what? I filmed a public service announcement about it, I remember the URL is! Oh, Shet, these guys are starting to attack, everyone, wait for me !”]

[I saw Deadpool take out an RPG from his pocket and aim it at the convoy in front of him, which was a rocket. 】

[Seeing that the rocket was about to collide with the convoy, Deadpool quickly turned around and made a handsome pose! 】

【"Aha, the author of this idiot doesn't know how to spell POSE and even went to look it up!"】

[The next second, a car was lifted by the explosion, flew in a whirl, and hit Deadpool directly. 】

["Oh, this feeling of being hit by an exploding car is so good! Hey, you know what? This feels like a hot chicken taco! That hot chili sauce on your taste buds Jumping and dancing, every taste bud is tugged on the taste nerve, oh my god, I used to play there before I was disfigured by Francis, hey Peter and that blueberry monster, why are you covering the ganata eyes and ears!"]

"Why did I cover her eyes, don't you have any idea!?"

Peter asked angrily,
He has no time to think about why this guy is able to communicate with him barrier-free. The most urgent thing is to plug Janata's ears and cover her eyes, so that such a small, innocent and cute little girl can't be raped by this guy. It's mentally polluted!
"Is the blueberry monster talking about me?" Hikari had never seen such a wild earthling, so he could only use this method to relieve his embarrassment.

["YES! YES! I'm talking about you!" Deadpool crawled out of the car unscathed, not even his clothes showing signs of burnt: "Listen, besides blueberries, there is also a kind of crayfish that is also blueberries. Color, do you like crayfish?! If you like it, I will call you a cold crayfish."]

【"You ask me why I am so wild? Oh hahahaha! Of course I am wild! I have Wolverine genetics in me!"】

"Did I say that?"

Hikari himself was taken aback.

[Logan: No!I'm not!Wait a moment!What is my genetic factor! 】

Logan is stupid, he is really straight! !

【"Oh, my dear Logan." Deadpool said affectionately to the screen: "Have you forgotten? It was your genetic factors that transformed my body! I gained the ability to live and die! "]

【"Of course, there is also that purple sweet potato essence!"】

【"Aha! You won't understand, the most benevolent, the most benevolent, the most noble and the most powerful Deadpool can see the narration!" Deadpool took out a knife from his pocket again, picked it up and surrounded him with a gun. Those who blocked him launched a wonderful battle. 】

[Suddenly, everything on the screen slowed down. In this environment, everything seemed very slow, including bullets. 】

[Except Deadpool. 】

【"Aha! Check it out, this trick is bullet time! It's John Constantine's trick!"】(Note 2)

"What the hell!" Konstantin was so frightened that the cigarettes fell to the ground. When did he know that bullet time? !
[Deadpool cut the bullet in two with a knife, and the bullet that was cut in two flew from both sides of his head under the action of kinetic energy!Immediately after Deadpool wielded the long knife handsomely, the opponent's submachine gun biubiubiu fired, and Deadpool waved the long knife without blocking a single bullet! 】

【The bullet hit Deadpool's body, and then passed through the body under the action of kinetic energy, splashing blood flowers. 】

"I swear to that goddamn son of a bitch now." Constantine stuffed the cigarette back into his mouth, and said viciously, "I definitely don't have such a bloody skill, not even in the theater."

[Deadpool kept waving the long knife amidst the doubts on the gunman's face, and at the same time, it was even more impossible to stop his mouth: "Listen to me Neo, if you continue to smoke like this, you really have to go to the nutrition cabin to give the matrix When the battery is gone, you still have a beautiful fiancee who is being mistaken for his wife by an old coffin ladle who has been sleeping in the coffin for more than four hundred years! Oh, poor Mina, she Still waiting for you to save her! Jonathan! Oh! My poor dog, your master John Wick doesn’t know you anymore, don’t look! It’s you! Constantine!”]

Constantine is numb, what is this all about! !
"enough!"

Constantine said with a dark face, "First of all, I don't have a fiancée, and secondly, it's even more impossible for me to have the names Neo and Jonathan."

【"No, you have, you still have the name John Wick."】

"Damn!" Constantine cursed, "If this guy is in my world, Lucifer must give him eternal life so that he doesn't have to go to hell to bother him to death."

【"Oh, who needs a Lucifer who runs a bar in the downtown area? What's more, the purple sweet potato essence has already given me eternal life!"】

【Under the confused look on the shooter's face, Deadpool chopped off his head with a knife, and then took out an object emitting a faint blue light from his pocket. 】

"Damn it!" Tony scolded this time: "Isn't that fucking my nano suit?!"

(March 3th, this is a special day, because today is your author's birthday.)
(Don’t count on rewards, after all, not everyone is as strong as the void heart boss, but how about a free happy birthday?)
　Note 1 [Deadpool suddenly got up from the ground, knelt on his knees and kowtowed three times: "Thanks to the [-] starting-point coins that were rewarded in one go by the name of Void Heart, Becoming the little one's first big boss to protect the law, there is nothing to show, let Deadpool kowtow to you!"]

　　Note 2: "Listen to me, the great Deadpool is here to make up for you! Keanu Reeves is the star of The Matrix and Hell Detective, Neo is him, John Constantine is also him, let's watch the pirated version Idiots who can’t figure out their own minds in the second battle!!!”

　　
　
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