Chapter 547: Deadpool's dispatch time

【"I, saw everything."】

[Tony Stark: Be sober, you don’t have a mind gem on your forehead, don’t cosplay Infinity Ultron there. 】

【"I'm not that trash robot, aha, sorry, I forgot, you made that trash robot."】

Deadpool's words made Tony's face darken, and Infinite Ultron was almost a huge stain in his life.

【"Okay, according to my information, that bastard Francis will appear from here today, and I'll go down and shoot his head in a moment and cut off this guy's head to use as a XX weapon."】

[Wanda: You are too disgusting. 】

【"Disgusting?" Deadpool suddenly took off his hood, and took a close-up of his face on the screen: "Then take a second look at my handsome face, so you won't feel disgusted!"]

"You are enough!"

"Take it away!"

"Shut it off! Shut it off! Be sure to turn it off!"

【"Look, here they come."】

【Deadpool pointed to a car driving on the road and said: "This time, I must make his head into my chamber pot!"】

[After speaking, Deadpool took out a cannon from his pocket, although he didn't know what it was, but it looked like a super killer cannon. 】

【Peter Parker: Wait a minute!You don't want to fire your guns here! 】

【"if not?"】

【Peter Parker: This is a big bridge, and there are ordinary people on the bridge! 】

【"What do they have to do with me!"】

[Peter Parker: Of course it does!There must be ordinary people among them. It is impossible for them to survive under this kind of attack. I have endured you for a long time for killing people for revenge, and now you want to kill innocent people indiscriminately for revenge! 】

[Peter Parker: Wade, I believe there must still be kindness in your heart. Think about it, there may be a father in these cars, and his daughter is still waiting for him to come home, waiting for him to bring gifts back. home, and then take her to the zoo to play! 】

[Peter Parker: Or a couple, like you and Vanessa!They are all ready to get married!Are you going to tear them apart with your own hands? ! 】

【"."】

[Deadpool stuffed the super-hanging weapon in his hand back into the little flower, and said: "Okay, you won, and for the sake of your brother Marvel, I admit defeat. Oh, my God, this is terrible It’s really painful, but also a little refreshing.”]

[Peter Parker: I knew you wouldn't let me down, Wade, although we haven't known each other for too long, I think we might be good friends. 】

【"Of course, look, my underwear is full of spider webs!"】

"Oh my god!"

"Damn it! Put your pants on! NOW NOW!"

"You pervert!"

[Bruce Wayne: Actually, I said a long time ago that you should probably send them to the judicial department to let the law punish him. Your random killings will only cause more damage. If I remember correctly, In that world, the relationship between your mutants and humans is not good. A mutant killing people at will on the street, causing huge damage, will only make the gap between the originally disagreeable parties grow wider. 】

【"Oh?" Wade asked with his crotch in his hand, "So? I send these bastards to that shitty judiciary department and let him stay in prison for a few years before he comes out to harm the world?"]

["Listen, the rich man who plays police games in his own home, we poor people don't have as much money as you, you can buy yourself a city to play detective games and police games, these bastards are a scourge to live, just kill them They are the best choice!"]

【"Now, it's time for Deadpool to dispatch!"】

[Deadpool jumped, opened the bat wings behind him, and then pressed a button on his arm, and his whole body became transparent. 】

【"Aha, the invisibility cloak is really fun."】

【Deadpool yelled and followed Francis' car, and followed him all the way to a warehouse. 】

【"Hey! Listen!" Just as Deadpool was about to stealthily touch and chop off Francis' dog's head with a knife, a third-party force appeared. 】

【"We are the X-Men, and now you are suspected of conducting human experiments and trading mutants."】

[The big stupid guy in the lead hadn't finished speaking, and Francis fired wildly! 】

[Seeing this, the stupid big guy in the lead transforms directly, and his body instantly turns into a reflective alloy.The bullet hit Colossus' body, and he could only barely stop his movement by relying on kinetic energy without causing his body to suffer a little damage. 】

"Interesting." Tony said: "I'm a little curious about what kind of alloy this big man's body is now. It's amazing to be able to change a human body from a flesh and blood body into an alloy, and it can still move like ordinary people. Now it's even more amazing. He showed a very strong defense. The machine gun on the car is powerful enough to easily penetrate a 10mm steel plate, but he didn’t even leave a bullet mark on his body. Although my steel suit also has this kind of defense power, but."

【"Let me tell you why!"】

[Deadpool turned his head abruptly and said: "The fourth law of the Marvel Universe - hand-to-hand combat is the strongest!"]

【"The Fifth Law of the Marvel Universe—Bullets and guns are just decorations!"】

"What kind of fucking law is this?"

[Colossus was so beaten by the bullet that he couldn't open his eyes, Angel Sand Dust took the opportunity to rush him down, riding on Colossus was a blast, and Colossus was so beaten that he couldn't fight back. 】

【"Aha, gentlemanly."】

[Deadpool took out a bag of popcorn from nowhere, and commented on the battle while eating the popcorn. 】

【"Oh! Look, it's a tomboy, she made a move, she used her super power, great, blown up a car!"]

【"Oh, my God, isn't this our teacher Logan? Look at the steel claws that pop out of his hands, it hurts at first glance."】

[Logan: My bone claws do hurt every time I come out, but I've gotten used to it, but why did my bone claws turn into steel claws? 】

["Then I have to mention a biological experiment, no, no, no, you can't say that, this should be the prelude to the birth of the superhero Wolverine, that old Stryker injected the stock solution of Edman alloy into— Look! Iceman is still there! It’s great, it’s wonderful! I didn’t expect to see so many X-Men! Hey! Logan, give me an autograph!!!”]

【"Oh, all right! Your dear Deadpool is about to be dispatched!"】

 I didn't expect Deadpool to watch the third watch today.

  Quietly tell you that someone moved the author's background.

  Who do you think it will be?

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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