Infinite Screening Room: Play Ultron Destroyer at the beginning

Chapter 548 Deadpool, break the link.One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes 2 is on the air!
【"Thank you, because of you, the four seasons are warm."】

[Deadpool releases this song, draws his swords and enters the battlefield. 】

【"Francis!!!"】

[Francis turned his head and saw an unknown creature in a red tights, braving the hail of bullets and rushing towards it recklessly. 】

[If you ignore the two knives in his hand, Francis might be moved a bit. 】

[But looking at it now, this coercion is for the purpose of hacking myself to death! 】

【"Who is that?"】

【"I don't know." The Iceman directly freezes the opponent's gun through his ice control ability, which is completely throwing various scientific theories on the ground and rubbing, and said: "Maybe it's a mutant who wants to be a hero." 】

【"Then we have to recruit this kid into X Academy." Colossus said worriedly: "We can't let him go astray."】

[Wolverine sees this and silently lights himself a cigar. 】

[It seems that there is no need to do it yourself. 】

【"Wait a minute! Don't kill people!"】

[Deadpool's movements are extremely fast. After knocking over a group of young people, he quickly found his target, Francis. 】

[He puts his foot on Francis' chest and points a pistol at Francis' head with a pistol in his hand. 】

【"Can you tell me your name?"】

【"What's your father's name?"】

["Uh" Colossus was taken aback, thinking that this is a special custom, for example, both parties must first tell each other's father's name before they know each other: "My father's name is (because I don't know what it's called, so let's ignore it) Bar.)"】

【"Great." Deadpool said to Colossus, "I have that name too."】

【Colossus nodded, suddenly felt that something was not right. 】

[Deadpool turned his head to look at the screen, and the time flow around him paused for an instant: "Do you know? When we met for the first time last time, I played him the same way."]

[Strange: Wait a minute, I'm a little dizzy, have you traveled to the past, or reopened a timeline. 】

["God knows!" Deadpool said indifferently: "Anyway, nothing is impossible in front of the great Deadpool! If those guys from the Time Management Bureau were in my world, they would definitely invite me to be their guest and invite I eat salads all my life.”]

[Rocky Odinson: That was a nightmare. 】

【"Yeah, I can only eat salad for the rest of my life, it's really horrible."】

【Rocky Odinson: Does your focus have to be so strange? ! 】

【Deadpool turned his head back, looked at Colossus who was coming, and paused deliberately, waiting for him to say something. 】

[Sure enough, Colossus began to preach to Deadpool: "Listen, kid, I don't know what grievances you have with him, but you can only become a superhero if you let go of your hatred and let your opponent go."]

【Deadpool looked affected, moved his foot away from Francis' chest, pulled Francis up, and then kindly helped him shake off the dust on his chest. 】

【"That's right, then"】

[Deadpool chopped off, Francis' head moved and had a close contact with the earth. 】

【"Ouch!"×2】

【"what are you doing!"】

[Logan didn't feel anything, just smoking a cigar and watching the show quietly, but Iceman and Colossus couldn't accept it, especially when Deadpool chopped off the opponent's head with a knife and stabbed the opponent's chest with two fingers Picked up his head in the eye socket. 】

【"Da da!"】

【Deadpool took off his headgear abruptly, and that face, which looked like a group of worms wriggling in the XX, laid eggs all over the place, which gave the three of them a great mental shock. 】

【"See? This bastard made my face like this!" Deadpool said angrily, "I've wanted to tell you this a long time ago, Mr. Holy Father! You think you can forgive him! That's because You didn’t have the same experience as me! And this guy is a lunatic! Do you know how many people he killed and how many slaves he sold? He doesn’t even know it!”]

【"If you want to become a so-called superhero, you must let this dangerous guy continue to live and cause harm to the world, then go fuck the superhero! I won't do it!"】

【"Okay, but please come with me, you will definitely be in big trouble if you kill them now."】

【"Aha, thank you for your concern. Missi, Missi, how about a few flowers, if you don't have Missi, I won't be Raj!"】

[Deadpool chanted a spell, and four ninjas in black emerged from the shadows. 】

[Holy Lord: This is too outrageous!Does that world also have a kingdom of shadows? ! 】

[Thanos Thanos: Calm down, I'm numb to what this guy can pull out. 】

[Tony Stark: Yes, this guy also took out my nano-core, I haven't researched that thing yet. 】

[Deadpool was dragged into the shadows by four ninjas, and finally he said to Colossus: "Mr. Holy Father, please say hello to Xue Nai for me!"]

[The black shadows sent Deadpool to an open space, and then took out a QR code. 】

[Deadpool took out the author's mobile phone to scan the QR code to pay, and then returned the mobile phone to the author in front of the screen. 】

【Suddenly, Deadpool has a sad face: "Goodbye, friends."】

[Peter Parker: What's the matter, Mr. Wade. 】

【"That bastard is going to decide to end my chapter, the reason is that I spent his lunch money, this bastard obviously didn't eat dinner in order to lose weight, why can't he also skip lunch by the way. I want to revenge him! Seriously Get revenge on him! Steal his toilet paper while he's in the bathroom!"]

[Peter Parker: Although I don't know what you're talking about, it's not good to spend other people's money to do your own business, and it's a bit too much to steal toilet paper when others go to the toilet! 】

【"Anyway, I still have to say goodbye."】

[Deadpool took out a handkerchief through the mask and woke up with a snot, then stuffed the handkerchief into the mask and wiped it, and asked: "The screening hall, we can be considered acquaintances, how about—"]

[Deadpool, disconnect the link. 】

[Play "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes 2" in ten minutes]

"Why did you disconnect?"

"What was Wade talking about at the end?"

The world of Deadpool.

Deadpool looked at the disconnected screen link, and angrily threw Francis' head to the ground. He hit him vigorously and flew down without knowing where he was mentioned.

"FUCK YOU!"

Deadpool put his hands in his four-dimensional crotch and groped for a while. In the sound effects of Doraemon's props, he took out a strange gun.

"You ask me why there are sound effects?"

Deadpool said quietly: "Tell you, because I installed a button in the crotch, as long as I move it, there will be a sound."

"Okay, now, it's Deadpool's adventure time!"

Deadpool pulled Trica, and the strange gun shot out a green portal.

"The last sentence, remember to vote for the author."

"Smiley Smile!"

(End of this chapter)