Infinite Screening Room: Play Ultron Destroyer at the beginning

Chapter 549 One hundred thousand bad jokes 2, the orphanage that seems to have a starting point
After discussing for a long time, everyone still didn't figure out what the hundred thousand cold jokes were, and there was a 2!

"I suddenly miss Deadpool a little bit." Peter said: "If he is here, he will definitely be able to help us answer this question."

[Rocky Odinson: I think it is because of this guy that the entire screening hall is abnormal. 】

[Wanda: I suddenly had an ominous premonition, could a hundred thousand bad jokes be just listening to Deadpool telling a hundred thousand bad jokes?]

[Rocky Odinson: Don't say such terrible things casually!There will be misfortune! 】

In the projection hall, the River God stared at the screen, as if waiting for something.

"River God, you seem to know something?"

"I do not know."

"Then why are you staring at the screen all of a sudden?"

"I always feel that the next thing may involve me."

[One hundred thousand bad jokes 2 starts broadcasting. 】

[In a river, there are all kinds of treasures all over the bottom of the river. 】

[Like an ax bigger than a person, a turning pen, and they are all gold and silver versions. 】

[River God: Good!It's my home! 】

[Wanda: This is, your home? 】

[River God: Yes, as a river god, isn't it reasonable for me to live in the river? 】

[Peter Parker: Heli, in the Ganges, in the Tay. 】

【Janata: It turns out that there are such gods. 】

[Loki Odinson: What kind of god, this kind of thing is worthy of being called a god in front of my trick god? 】

[Tony Stark: I don't know who was the real evil god last time, and everyone was scared to death. 】

[Holy Master: That ruler of darkness deserves to be called an evil god, you better shut up like trash! 】

[Loki Odinson: Heh, yes, the same demon as the Kirielods. 】

[Holy Master: Hehe. 】

[Video continues]

【He Shenzai took out a mobile phone, dialed the number, and made a call. 】

【"Hey, is this Master Nuwa?"】

【"It's the river god, what's the matter?"】

【"Master Nuwa, I have a good news, a bad news, and a good news, which one do you want to hear first?"】

【Master Nuwa on the other side was obviously holding back her anger, she gritted her teeth and said, "I don't want to hear that."】

【"Since you are so honest, I will tell you all three news."】

【During Nuwa's deep breathing, the River God began his narration. 】

【"The good news is, I'm so bored now, it seems like I'm on a business trip."】

【"This is good news for that family!!!!"】

【'Master Nuwa' couldn't take it anymore, and roared at the phone: "What kind of good news is this!"】

【"Master Nuwa, are you putting on a mask?"】

【"It's none of your business!"】

【"The bad news is that if you get angry when you put on the mask, you will get wrinkles."】

[In the sound of flicking the phone, Nu Wa ended the call. 】

"Oh, Master Nuwa still has such a big temper."

The River God had a headache on his face.

"If my employee reported the news to me like this, I would have fired him a long time ago." Tony looked at the God of the River speechlessly, and asked, "Do you usually report to the Lord Nuwa like this?" ?”

"more or less."

"You didn't get fired because she couldn't fire you."

"Wow!" Little stars seemed to appear in the two gaps of the River God's eyes: "You are so amazing, Master Nuwa has said more than once that she wants to fire me."

"."

Janata looked at the God of the River, and suddenly asked curiously: "Tell me, what kind of people under my father usually report to my father?"

"Anyway, it can't be like this. There are not many bosses in this world who can fire people who can tolerate having such employees under them!"

Janata grasped a point keenly: "What's the other good news?"

Bruce Wayne rubbed his temples, his brain became dull after watching Deadpool too much, and he didn't even notice such a basic thing.

Thinking of Deadpool's polluting voice and words that could be called spiritual pollution, Bruce Wayne felt his brain hurt.

in the bat cave.

Da Chao only felt that his brain was in a mess, and he couldn't help asking: "What you see on this screen is real? Aren't we really watching some talk show?"

"The last video I saw was quite normal. It was a story about a group of warriors named Ultraman repelling the darkness. I don't know what happened. This time, the auditorium started playing these crap like crazy s things."

[Video continues]

【He Shen looked at the phone with a helpless expression on his face. 】

【"I haven't said good or bad news yet, I'd better leave him a message."】

【"Well, should I send VX? Or should I send Penguin?"】

[Just here, a scream rang out. 】

【"Ah! My axe!"】

【"Come to work."】

[On the other side, a spaceship landed on a planet with severe desertification. 】

[A young man with a bag got off the spaceship. This young man just said: "Lovely hometown." The second half of the sentence I am finally back has not popped out of his mouth, but he was blocked by a laser gun head off. 】

Seeing this, Bruce Wayne immediately felt a familiar style.

Ok.

It's the smell of Gotham City.

【"Repay the money!" Huang Mao, who took the lead, pointed the gun at Little King Kong's head and said, "Repay the money! You liar, what you sold me is useless at all!"]

【"How is it possible, I don't sell fakes!"】

【"What's the use of all seven being one-star!"】

【"Being human, the most important thing is to be happy." Little King Kong said in a French military posture with both hands: "You have to change your mind. If you don't make your wish alone, then in the universe, the remaining six people may not be able to make your wish." what."】

"Make a wish?"

"Seven one star? What one star?"

Everyone only felt that this universe was not normal, but after looking at the River God and thinking about the previous Deadpool, they seemed to be relieved when they got in touch with the crazy and diverse titles before.

Think of it as watching cartoons and talk shows.

[Little King Kong was caught just now, and another wave of people came to ask Little King Kong to refund the money, because there was something wrong with the spirit of the magic lamp he sold. 】

[It is true that the elves can be rubbed out, but it is hard to say whether it is the lamp god elves or the blue elves. 】

[Little King Kong fanned the dark wind, and under the lighting of the will-o'-the-wisp, the two groups of people successfully fought together.He himself took the opportunity to escape. 】

[After a while of tumbling, Little King Kong came to an orphanage. On the signboard of the orphanage, it seemed that he could vaguely see a Chinese character and a Braille character. 】

　I'm so bored!

　　Super Galaxy is finished, and then Tiga!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)