Bury the Qing Dynasty

George III is indeed crazy, but George III is not stupid.

Now the life of various countries on the small broken ball is not easy. Many countries have misfired with each other. England has just had a head-to-head with France, and the Sand Goose and the Habsburg Family Alliance The war in China is not over yet, and there seems to be commotion in Benghazi.

Based on this premise, let England keep only [-] troops for self-defense?

Isn't that bullshit!
And the reason why Louis XVI put forward such a condition was not to get England to agree anyway.

The so-called bottom line is actually just a question of whether the price is enough. As long as England is willing to pay enough, Louis XVI doesn't even mind sending someone to transfer the Statue of Liberty that was given to the Silly Eagle to England.

More importantly, Louis XVI and France also want to end this inexplicable war and negotiations as soon as possible-still waiting to beat Benghazi!

Therefore, in this atmosphere of love and concubines, France quickly negotiated an armistice agreement with England, that is, England compensated 800 million pounds for military expenses and redeemed a group of captured officers at a price of 200 million pounds. And soldiers, England lowered tariffs on France, allowed French merchants to do business in England, and at the same time transferred the colonial power of Sri Lanka to France.

As for the abolition of the army... When England said that it could cede some colonies, and even sell some of the interests of the Habsburg family, the two sides tacitly did not mention it.

But, there is an old saying in Zhongyuan Tangkou: press the gourd and pick up the ladle.

The war between France and England had just ended with the Armistice of the March War, but Austria, under the rule of the Habsburgs, was in trouble.

As we all know, Confucianism is a very strange school, so miraculous that serious Confucian scholars can use martial arts to determine the universe, and literature can write to secure the world.

In other words, the Confucian school is quite capable of spraying and fooling people. The ability of great Confucians to spray people is roughly equivalent to that of high-level players in the Zu'an area, and the ability to fool people is equivalent to that of Zhao Moushan.

As an orthodox Confucian student, Jiang Xinlong is naturally quite good at spouting and fooling around, and he specially taught these two skills to the art student in Austria-God can testify, in the hundreds of thousands of years of Europa's history, only I have never seen such a spray and flicker!

In particular, the glorious record of the Habsburg family being beaten and losing money for filming with France, and being beaten for making money with sand geese, and seeing that they were about to lose money again, made life difficult for Austrian civilians.

In addition, the Habsburg family itself does not care whether the image of the civilians is elegant or not, and a large number of happy businessmen and landlords are crazy like leeches lying on Austria to suck blood. The result is that the Austrian civilians are Difficult life just got worse.

In this case, the theory mastered by the art student in Austria has room to survive.

What's even more frightening is that the art student from Austria not only mastered the theory of distribution according to needs, but also deliberately studied the history of Tangkou in the Central Plains, especially the process of Emperor Zhu Jinsong's rebellion.

Then, the art students with mustaches sang the song that there has never been a savior, and there is no fairy emperor, calling on the Austrian commoners who do not want to be slaves to unite and destroy those "venomous snakes that have eaten up their flesh and blood." beast".

With his excellent speech (fudge) ability and the help of a group of foreign students, art student Adolf Hitter quickly gathered a large number of Austrians who were willing to work with him to overthrow the rule of the Habsburg family.

It's fine if it's just like this. After all, there is an old saying in the Central Plains that a scholar rebelled, and it would take three years to fail. It is definitely not as easy as imagined for a mere art student to rebel.

Don't talk about anything else, let's just talk about the weapons used in the rebellion. Where did this thing come from?Even if there are weapons, what about the army that uses them?Even if there are soldiers, what about the officers?

Some people may say that art students with mustaches can copy Zhu Jinsong's rebellion homework, but don't forget that the Qing Dynasty tried its best to suppress the development of firearms. When Zhu Jinsong first rebelled, the Qing army was generally armed with swords At this time, many countries in Europe are trying their best to popularize firearms. Although the Habsburg family cannot get the latest percussion guns from Ming Dynasty, they also have a large number of flintlock guns.

If these problems are not resolved, the so-called rebellion of the mustache art student is a joke, and the Habsburg family with hundreds of years of experience will not be messed up.

However, the bad thing is that the mustache art student had the experience of studying abroad in Daming, and spent a period of time in the imperial court in Austria before going to Daming to study.

This also means that the mustache art students not only have contacts in the Austrian court, but also rely on those students from various countries to find ways to get enough weapons.

As for the military officers... Those Austrian students who went to Daming to study with the mustache art students are ready-made military officers!
Of course, the mustache art students themselves are also extremely capable—relying on many snippets from books and what they heard from Daming students, the mustache art students have deduced a lot of necessary knowledge for rebellion.

For example, Zhu Jinsong’s operations against local tyrants, such as the establishment and training of the army, such as how to appease the civilians after the rebellion, how to establish a government, how to collect taxes, and other knowledge, let the mustache art students’ rebellion journey It's easy and fun.

Especially the divine assists of the Habsburg family.

Yes, the Habsburg family gave a god-level assist to the mustache art student's rebellious career.

At the beginning, the Habsburg family wanted to kill the mustache artist as soon as possible. Franz II even sent someone to contact the mustache artist, saying that as long as the mustache artist gave up rebellion, Habu The Fort family will never treat him badly. There are many golden tickets, beautiful women, and many other conditions.

The problem is that the mustache art student is not interested in golden tickets and beautiful women.

In contrast, the mustache art students hope to get rid of those businessmen and landowners who lie on Austria and suck their blood, and hope that Austria can become a powerful country in Europa.

Therefore, the conflict between the Habsburg family and the mustache art students was given by the Habsburg family. The mustache art students did not want it, and the Habsburg family could not give what the mustache art students wanted.

The first contact between the two sides broke down.

However, what no one expected was that the Habsburg family would perform a god-like operation after the first contact negotiation broke down-constantly giving away heads!
As we all know, there is an old saying in Zhongyuan Tangkou that "a lion fights a rabbit and uses all its strength", which means that if you want to kill your opponent, you must go all out, and you must not be too big.

For example, when Zhu Jinsong rebelled, Old Dog Qian Deaf sent Fukang'an directly when Shandong Governor Fucha Mingxing failed to wipe out Zhu Jinsong, and even specially transferred Sauron's troops from outside the customs .

Although Fukang'an didn't end up in a good death, and the Sauron's department also directly took refuge in Zhu Jinsong, but judging from the series of arrangements made by the old dog Qian Deaf, it can be seen that the old dog Qian Deaf also used it. full force.

Therefore, regardless of Qian Deaf Old Dog's standpoint and brain issues, at least his operations are relatively correct.

but!

I don't know if Franz II was under too much pressure from Sand Goose, or because he didn't take the mustache art student seriously at all. In short, at the beginning, Franz II didn't The army was not mobilized to wipe out the mustache art students.

With this kind of god-level development, it is not difficult to imagine the following things - when the mustache art student repelled the first siege of the Habsburg family, the strength of the mustache art student has grown a bit , and the army sent by Franz II for the second time is actually the kind of configuration that is only a little better than the mustache!

After fighting a few wars that could be regarded as gaining experience, the mustache art student simply made it clear that the chariots and horses declared rebellion.

Afterwards, Moustache did not continue to fight to the death with the army of the Habsburg family, but imitated Zhu Jinsong's method of establishing a base in Menglianggu, and directly established a base of Moustache art students in Luxembourg.

In order to ensure that the rebellion would be foolproof, the mustache art student specially asked his overseas students to lead a part of the army to open up new bases in various parts of Austria.

By the time Franz II fully reacted, the bases of mustache art students had blossomed all over Austria.

Franz II was very worried: "Why? Why?"

Faced with Franz II's question, Zweig and other bigwigs of the Habsburg family and the ministers in the Austrian court all chose to pretend to be crazy.

After all, the mustache art student had already made it very clear in his rebellion manifesto that his purpose of rebellion was to kill those businessmen and landowners, so that ordinary people in Austria could live a better life.

Of course, the Habsburg family is also within the target of the mustache art student.

After a lot of worry, Franz II finally came up with an even more amazing idea: "Send someone to see Adolf Hieter and tell him that Austria is now at war with sand geese and cannot withstand turmoil— If he agrees to stop here, I am still willing to give him countless gold, silver, jewelry and beauties, and even promise him to be the Grand Duke of Luxembourg, so that he can freely promote his ideas and ideas in Luxembourg."

Faced with the conditions offered by Franz II, Zweig, the Austrian prime minister, hesitated: "Your Majesty the Emperor, I have to remind you that Luxembourg was already ceded to France during the peace talks with France. If you Promise Luxembourg to Adolf Hieter..."

Franz II waved his hand and said with a chuckle: "Of course I remember, and this happens to be my goal—as the new Grand Duke of Luxembourg, Adolf Hitter has the responsibility to protect Luxembourg's security. So, he has to face the French attack."

Hearing what Franz II said, Zweig and other bigwigs couldn't wait to spit out old blood to death.

You say Franz II is stupid, he can come up with the idea of ​​killing people with a knife.

You say that Franz II is smart, he is thinking of this kind of idea that would not have been possible without a cerebral thrombosis in ten years.

Do you really think that the mustache art student is a fool?
Besides, even if that mustache art student is a fool, you can't do that!

Because, the mustache art student has already made such a big deal even though he had no foundation. If Luxembourg is given to him, then this mustache will be turned upside down?
After thinking about it, Zweig cautiously persuaded: "Your Majesty the Emperor, you should think about it again? After all, the mustache art student has already occupied many mountainous areas, and now he is hooking up with Khamis from Benghazi. Presumably Khamis will fully support him?"

After hearing the name Khamis, Franz II, the Habsburg family, and all the bigwigs in the Austrian court couldn't help but feel a pain in the ass.

I have to admit that Franz II still has some brains, so Franz II directly rejected Khamis' request to form an alliance-now he has finally gotten into the small pot, if it is because of Khamis If that psychopath was beaten up again, it would be an unjust death!
But who the hell would have thought that that psychotic Khamis turned around and went to form an alliance with the mustache art student, and the mustache art student not only agreed to form an alliance, but even attracted the Italian rebel Melini!
Well now, a group of rebel rebels appeared on the territory of Austria, and there was also a group of rebellious rebels in Italy, not to mention Benghazi. Khamis has publicly declared that he will drive out Leaving France—Austria, Italy, and France have become bitter brothers and sisters?

The more you think about it, the more it hurts. Franz II simply ordered: "Send someone to contact France to see how they plan to deal with Khamis. If possible, our Habsburg family will also send troops to participate. "

After hearing Franz II's order, Zweig and other bigwigs were even more confused.

The Habsburg family and France themselves did not deal with each other, and now they still want to send troops to help France attack Khamis?
Is this stupid groundhogs who mistaken the Habsburgs for Ottomans?
Seeing Zweig and other bigwigs staring in a daze, Franz II immediately reprimanded him: "Are you stupid groundhogs? Gentlemen, please Remember—Hamis of Benghazi publicly accused the five benevolent people of Xiao Poguo at the meeting of Xiaopoguo, especially the Ming Empire!"

"Our Habsburg family alliance has just joined the small pot in the name of Austria, and now is the time to prove our Habsburg family with performance and meritorious service!"