Bury the Qing Dynasty

Compared with Pierre, who worked hard to make Louis XVI and the Emperor Ming become pen pals at the beginning of the founding of the Ming Dynasty, and Napoleon, who became famous as the undefeated God of War in Europa at a young age, Franz II always felt that his subordinates As stupid as a groundhog.

Yes, it’s the groundhog—it always likes to stand stupidly, greedily stuffing all kinds of food into its mouth, and is extremely bad at thinking about problems with its brain.

Franz II reprimanded all his confidant ministers rather resentfully: "Stupid groundhogs, please use your walnut-sized brains to think about it—if we don't follow France to attack Benghazi, What will the countries of Europa think of it? What will the Ming Empire in the Far East think of it?"

"It would be fine if the Ming Empire didn't care about us, but what if the Ming Empire misunderstood that we were in collusion with Benghazi?"

"Among other things, the Ming Empire proposed to impose sanctions on us at the Xiaopoguo meeting. How should we respond?"

After Franz II said this, the nobles and officials of the Habsburg family fell silent.

Franz II went on to say: "Please remember, gentlemen, the hatred between us and France is one thing, but the matter related to the Ming Empire is another matter, and the two must not be confused. "

It's just that when the news that the Habsburg family also wanted to send troops to deal with Khamis reached the Palace of Versailles, Louis XVI was extremely confused.

If the Habsburg family alliance intends to mix up with Benghazi and use Benghazi to disgust France, Louis XVI can understand it, but Louis XVI can't think of it, what reason does the Habsburg family have for Ha Mies sent troops.

First of all, Khamis in Benghazi did not offend the Habsburg family, and secondly, there was no dispute between Benghazi and Austria. Thirdly, the Habsburg family alliance itself was very difficult to deal with France.

So, Franz II of the Habsburg family took the wrong medicine?Or was he insane like George Three in England?
The question before Louis XVI is: Regardless of whether Franz II took the wrong medicine or was insane, he has already proposed to attack Benghazi with France.So, should France agree to Franz II's proposal?
At the same time, the mustache art student in Austria is also calculating Khamis.

I have to admit that Mustache is indeed a bit crazy, but he is not stupid. Even Franz II knew to use Khamis to please Daming, and the art students with Mustache naturally wanted to use Hamis. Heads come to please Daming.

Adolf Hitter, an art student with a mustache, said directly to his subordinates: "We need to use Khamis, but we can't get too close to Khamis - when we kill the damned Habsburg family, we still need Daming The recognition of the empire, otherwise, who on the little broken ball would recognize us Austria?"

As for Franz II's desire to negotiate peace and canonize the mustache artist as the Grand Duke of Luxembourg, the mustache artist directly expressed his refusal: "If you want to negotiate peace, unless Franz II is willing to admit that Austria is a completely independent country and is willing to relinquish the title of Emperor of Austria."

Himmler, who is the confidant of the mustache art student and in charge of the entire mustache guard, said directly: "Why don't I send someone to kill Khamis secretly? If necessary, we can even get rid of Franz II secretly? "

Himmler's proposal directly shocked the confidants of the mustache art student.

Solve Khamis secretly?Get rid of Franz II secretly?
If the mustache guards have this ability, does it mean that they also have the ability to attack everyone present secretly?

Simlai didn't know that he had become a thorn in the side of other mustache confidantes.

On the contrary, Himmler thought he was very shrewd: "I really can't think of a simpler and cheaper way than this."

However, what Himmler did not expect was that the mustache art student directly rejected his proposal: "You damn groundhog, can you be more stupid?"

Himmler was stunned by the scolding, and asked, "Do you have a better way?"

The mustache art student snorted coldly, and said through gritted teeth: "We are an upright rebel! We want to overthrow the rule of the Habsburg family!"

"If you assassinate Khamis and Franz II, what do you make the monarchs of other European countries think? What do other European nobles think?"

"They will think that if you can attack Khamis and Franz II today, you may attack them tomorrow!"

"So, they'll try to kill us so they can keep themselves safe!"

Himmler, who was as fat as a pig, was frightened and trembled all over, and the fat on his body trembled like waves.

But another confidant of the mustache art student, Gorbe, said in a low voice: "Adolf, should we secretly contact those French frogs? As far as I know, they seem to be planning to attack Khamis?"

The mustache art student shook his head and said: "Our Austria suffered a great loss from those French frogs. If we take the initiative to cooperate with the French frogs, what is the difference between us and the Habsburg family? As for them The plan to attack Khamis... just send someone to inform Khamis later, anyway, the whole of Europa knows about it."

After thinking for a while, the mustache art student simply changed the subject: "By the way, what happened to those businessmen and landlords who were given a gift?"

Himmler said: "I have to admit that those businessmen and landowners who have been given a fortune are indeed hard-headed. They would rather die than hand over their property."

The expression on Himmler's face gradually became ferocious: "Those damned Judas! Greedy devils! They would rather burn all the food and pour out all the milk than hand it over! Even if they arrive Concentration camps, they still refuse!"

For Himmler's anger, Mustache doesn't care much, after all, Mustache is very familiar with the temperament of those businessmen and landlords who have given a fortune—especially because of the years of playing cotton for the landlords. disease, the moustache art students hated those businessmen and landlords even more.

Therefore, no matter whether those businessmen and landlords who have been given a gift are willing to hand over their money and food, they will die in the end.

He bent his hands and knocked on the table, and the mustache said lightly: "Let them go, they are willing to take the initiative to hand over the money and food, but they will suffer less, if they are not willing, they will suffer more, things It's always there, nothing will change."

……

Khamis is a person who is very good at killing.

When Benghazi was a colony of France, Khamis actively stimulated England, and from time to time would spread some remarks such as "England is the source of trouble in Europe".

After France led Benghazi to join the small broken pot, Khamis announced in a high-profile manner that the Ming Empire was an old friend of Benghazi, and he didn't take France very seriously in words, and then openly announced his separation from France colonial ruling.

In this regard, the emperor of Ming Dynasty did not say anything, and King Louis XVI of France also chose to remain silent because the emperor of Ming Dynasty did not express his position.

As for England, because of the ongoing war with France, they didn't say much, while Sand Goose and Silly Eagle watched from the sidelines.

However, what everyone didn't expect was that, perhaps because the weather had cleared and the rain had stopped, Khamis had done it again—in short, he was full of confidence and angered the five benevolent people at the impromptu meeting of Xiao Poguo.

At that time, the emperor of the Ming Empire still didn't say anything, King Louis XVI of France looked very ugly, and the ambassadors of England, Sand Goose, and Silly Eagle in Xiaopoguo were full of murderous looks.

As far as Louis XVI and England, the silly thief eagle, Sand Goose ambassador to Xiaopoguo, etc., we can't afford to offend the Ming Empire, can't we still deal with Benghazi?

Therefore, after the end of the temporary meeting of the little broken pot, Louis XVI took the lead in stating: "Hamis is crazy and rude, and France should learn a lesson."

Emperor Zhu said: Benghazi is your vassal of France, so it is up to you to teach me a lesson, but Ming wants to evacuate the Ming businessmen who are doing business in Benghazi first.

The English ambassadors to Xiaopoguo, Sand Goose, and Silly Hawk's ambassadors to Xiaopoguo said: Since we want to teach Benghazi a lesson, we must fight hard. If France is unable to catch it, we can send troops to help.

Of course, Louis XVI would not agree. After all, he was only teaching Benghazi a lesson. If France could not even do this, what would it be like to stand on the seat of the five benevolent people in the future?

Therefore, after Louis XVI returned to France, he sent troops to attack Benghazi, and the countries of Europe sent some servants one after another.

This kind of thing is similar to giving gifts-the leader doesn't necessarily remember who gave him a gift, but the leader will definitely remember who didn't give him a gift.

Just like Gali, the governor of Liangjiang in the Qing Dynasty.Dishes such as Qingshui boiled pearls and golden plate braised red shrimp are top-notch food boxes. Do you want to try something like roast duck and sliced ​​pork like Fuchun County?
Although the small countries in Europe don't know about the food box, the leaders of these countries are not too stupid, so they hurriedly sent troops to send food and grass one by one, trying to kill Khamis early.

It is precisely because all the countries in Europa declared with great fanfare that they wanted to kill Khamis, so... Khamis panicked!

"Why? Exactly why?" Khamis circled back and forth, his face full of indisputable anger: "Because of the instigation of the five benefactors, Egypt and other places under the Ottoman rule have publicly announced Break away from Ottoman, and then Mahmud of Ottoman wants to send troops to attack us?"

"And the Habsburg family, they simply don't know what to do—if the people of the Ming Dynasty hadn't taught that art student badly, how could the Habsburg family have been in the same situation as they are now? Well, Habsburg Not only does that idiot Franz of the Fort family not blame Ming, but he wants to send troops to help France to beat me?"

"And England—yes, I really shouldn't say that England is the source of trouble in Europa, because England and France are combined! Just like this war, on the surface it looks like a war between England and France, but in fact But the whole Europa pays for them!"

Seeing that Khamis has fallen into a state of rage, rage, and incompetent roars, the nobles and ministers in Benghazi are watching their eyes and noses, and no one cares about Khamis at all.

In fact, the nobles and ministers in Benghazi were also very upset with Khamis, because Khamis himself was a Europa, and later came to Benghazi with the French colonial fleet before becoming the son-in-law of the previous Benghazi king.

In other words, in the eyes of the Benghazi people, Khamis is a white-skinned son-in-law, and he is not at all the same as the black Benghazi people.

It's just that this son-in-law did have some skills—first, he became the son-in-law by currying favor with the previous king, and then launched a change of usurping the throne after gaining certain rights, successfully killing the previous king in Benghazi. king.

In Benghazi, the son-in-law Khamis was able to usurp the throne not because of how awesome he was, but because of the support of France.

What chilled the Benghazi people was that Khamis killed his father-in-law and his wife by the way after he usurped the throne and established himself, and then set up a women's guard—say it was a guard, but said In fact, there is nothing wrong with the Chengwei team, they understand everything.

It is precisely because of this that the nobles and ministers in Benghazi were so calm after learning that France was about to attack Benghazi.

But Khamis looked at the nobles and officials in Benghazi with a look of indifference, but the anger in his heart was even stronger, and his eyes were full of murderous intent when he looked at the nobles and officials in Benghazi. : "Do you think I'm dead? But don't forget, before I die, I still have enough ability to make you die first!"

Benghazi's Chief Minister Ali sneered in his heart, but on the surface he said respectfully: "Dear Khamis, I don't mean to offend you at all, but I have to remind you that our Benghazi army has only 5 troops in total. 20 people, while France can mobilize more than 10,000 troops, and the combined troops of those countries in Europe also have 5+. With 30 troops, it should be impossible to deal with the coalition forces of more than [-] people. ?”

When Ali said this, the murderous aura that Khamis had gathered just now dissipated, and the anger on his face became stagnant.

Back then, when he spat people at the impromptu meeting of Xiaopoguo, Khamis saw that Emperor Ming seemed to be very friendly to him—even when he openly declared that he would break away from French colonial rule, Emperor Ming smiled and didn't care at all. Not like the attitude an ally should have.

Including the 10-minute spree that followed, the Emperor Ming didn't seem to express much.

And these are Khamis' greatest confidence.

But now... the Ming emperor actually let France attack Benghazi?

This is not the same as a good script!
PS: Today, "Your Majesty Please Forgive Me" is used as a sacrifice to heaven—Guan Gou is an old author who has been working for many years. I think that when I made fried chicken, it was Guan Gou who ignited the fire.