Bury the Qing Dynasty

In the history of Zhongyuan Tangkou, there are many things like making a movie with yourself. For example, Zhou Tianzi couldn't control his horse boys, and the horse boys under Zhou Tianzi's fight was a lively one. The five tyrants of the Spring and Autumn Period and the Seven Heroes of the Warring States Period are basically you singing and I will appear on the stage. At the beginning, I talked a little bit about affection, but since a certain guy wrote this Art of War, all the actors who participated in the opening of the film began to disagree. Talk about rules and sympathy.

After finally waiting for Qin to destroy the six kingdoms, in the end, he won the fat man and failed to choose a successor. The old rogue Liu Bang came to replace Qin with a Han family. As a result, the old Liu family’s Jiangshan Sheji was also full of problems, and it was rectified not many years after the founding For a rebellion of the Seven Kings, if some unlucky child hadn't been put under house arrest by his family's prime minister, the old Liu family would have staged the Rebellion of the Eight Kings hundreds of years earlier than the Sima family.

At the end of the Han Dynasty, there was the famous separation of the Three Kingdoms, and then there were the Eastern and Western Jin Dynasties, and the Southern and Northern Dynasties. Anyway, if you don’t like it, you will start a movie. If you hit me today, I will hit you tomorrow. He uttered the famous saying "how can others sleep soundly on the side of the couch".

In Daming, there was a series of scenes of uncles, benevolent and nephews laughing. First, there was Zhu Yunqi, the sand sculpture who forced Zhu Lao Si to fight against him. In the middle, there was Zhu Zhanji's BBQ Han Wangxu, and then there was Zhu Houzhao who wanted to conquer Ning Wang Zhu Chenhao himself.

But again, in the history of Zhongyuan Tangkou, although there are many things like opening films with oneself, except for the old Liu family and the old Zhu family who opened films shortly after the founding of the country, the rest are basically In the past, the film was only released after the founding of the People's Republic of China for a hundred years.

It's good for the Silly Eagle. It's only been a few years since the founding of the country. I'm afraid that even the influence of England has not been completely shaken off. How could the Southern Eagle and the Northern Eagle be able to do it because of the Kunlun slaves?

What's even more damning is that South Eagle and North Eagle's opening of the film has fucking exceeded the expectations of the Emperor of Ming Dynasty, the Cabinet of Ming Dynasty, the Governor's Mansion of the Five Armies and other bigwigs!
Emperor Zhu, Zeng Cheng, Liu Heming and other bigwigs agreed that the Silly Eagle family would not open films easily, and even if they opened films, they would mostly open outwards—there is the Maple Leaf Country, which was colonized by England in the north, and a big one in the south. A messy small country, with Louisiana, the fiefdom of Qin Wang Zhu Erdan in the west, the environment of Silly Eagle's family is basically surrounded by enemies on three sides.

One side left?
The rest is the sea!

Under such circumstances, the best choice for the Silly Jaeger should be to develop in the south—it cannot beat Zhu Erdan in the west, and Canada in the north, and the only way out is to go south and compete with those messy small countries.

After all, the strength of those small countries is not as good as that of the Silly Eagle, and even the European countries that colonized those small countries are not considered great powers, and they can basically be said to be the best bullying targets of the Silly Eagle.

But I never expected that the stupid thief actually made a film with himself!

The reason for opening the film is even more ridiculous-Beiying thinks that the life of the Kunlun slaves is also life, while Nanying thinks that the best destination for the Kunlun slaves is the cotton field, and at most they will be rewarded with a few pieces of watermelon.

Then the movie started.

The first was the abolitionist movement started by John Brown.

This white farmer named John Brown has been influenced by his father since he was a child, and has been running for the Kunlun slaves in Nanying.

This is the premise, because no matter how John Brown goes about it, the abolition of slavery is not the mainstream in Silly Eagle. Promote this matter from the perspective of industrial development.

Until John Brown saw an article in some newspapers in Ming Dynasty about "The life of Kunlun slaves is also fate".

With the theoretical basis of some newspaper articles in Ming Dynasty, John Brown went directly to Nanying, visited many manors in person, and discussed survival and freedom with a large number of Kunlun slaves.

Then, John Brown brought a group of Kunlun slaves who were willing to follow him to revolt—as a white farmer, John Brown wanted to buy a few Kunlun slaves from the owner of the South Eagle Manor. It is also not difficult to get a batch of flintlock guns.

Having a Kunlun slave means having soldiers, having a flintlock means having equipment, and having soldiers and equipment means that John Brown directly declares war on the manor owners on the South Eagle side.

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Emperor Zhu curled up his fingers, knocked on the table slowly and said slowly: "Silly Jaeger suddenly opened a film, we Da Ming can't just sit idly by."

The problem is how to deal with this matter - how does Daming deal with the stupid thief eagle making a film with himself?Could it be that King Qin sent troops to intervene?

Zeng Cheng, Liu Heming and other bigwigs also looked like they were in trouble, and Liu Huaiwen frowned and said, "Now the treasury..."

Zhu Jinsong waved his hand directly, interrupting Liu Huaiwen, who wanted to cry poorly: "Let's not talk about whether the treasury has money or not. Can't you just say it?"

Liu Huaiwen was stunned for a moment, and it took him a while to realize - what does it mean to let the treasury have money or not?

Liu Huaiwen was about to reply a few words, but Shen Yongfu, the leader of the Ministry of War, laughed, stroked his beard and said: "I think it's a good thing for a silly eagle to open a film with himself-no matter how the stupid eagle opens it It doesn't violate the principle of Xiaopoguo, does it?"

Emperor Zhu was also taken aback, and asked, "What does Shen Qing mean?"

Shen Yongfu said: "I think that His Royal Highness King Qin can seize the opportunity to sell all the eliminated guns and artillery to Nanying, and let His Highness King Jin sell all the eliminated guns and artillery to Beiying - they fight The more ruthless you are, the more guns and cannons you will consume, and the more money King Qin and King Jin will earn, and the treasury..."

Suddenly Liu Huaiwen's eyes lit up, and he immediately bowed and said: "Minister, second!"

Liu Heming also bowed and said: "Your Majesty Qizuo, I think Shen Butang's words are reasonable."

Only Zeng Cheng glared at Shen Yongfu, Liu Huaiwen, and Liu Heming, then frowned and said: "You are only thinking about selling guns and cannons, but have you ever thought that such craps happening one after another will hurt the little ones?" What kind of impact will the broken pot cause?"

Liu Heming was taken aback, and replied: "What impact can it have? The core of Xiao Poguo is our Daming. Even if the other four good people are abolished, Xiao Poguo is still Xiaopoguo, and no one dares to touch our Daming." Mildew."

Zeng Cheng smiled and said, "That's what I said, but in reality? Will other countries think that the five benevolent people in Xiaopoguo are a mess? Who will take Xiaopoguo seriously in the future? "