Bury the Qing Dynasty

All the bigwigs present naturally said that the public is right, and the mother-in-law said that the mother-in-law is right, and no one can convince the other party.

Anyway, they are all the top bigwigs in the Ming Dynasty Hall. They are not inferior to anyone in terms of quarrel skills, and they may not be afraid of anyone in terms of hands-on skills.

Even Zeng Cheng, the leader of the civil official group, this old scumbag who has always been good at being a shady person, is also a scumbag who has been on the battlefield and fought in battle. , not necessarily weaker than Liu Huaiwen and the others.

It's just that the big bosses were arguing happily, and Emperor Zhu slowly frowned.

Emperor Zhu has become more and more impatient with the current rhythm - every now and then a sand sculpture will jump out to make trouble, first England, then Benghazi, then Sand Goose, and then Silly Eagle.

It was quite fun to do things one by one. The question is, have these people asked Daming's opinion before doing things?

No!

Damn, none of them acted according to the script planned by Daming, but they all rushed to add plays to themselves.

He is his mother!

The more Emperor Zhu thought about it, the more unhappy he became. After some consideration, he simply tapped his fingers on the table, and said in a deep voice, "This time, the strength of beating the sand goose is still not enough. Otherwise, how dare the foolish eagle attack at this time?" Jump out and make trouble?"

Hearing what Emperor Zhu said, Zeng Cheng and other bigwigs were actually a little confused.

Did the Silly Eagle jump out to do something?
No!

The foolish eagle might not have expected to start a film in his own house, could he?
Now you, Emperor Zhu, have put all the responsibility on the stupid thief eagle. Isn't that a bit too bullying to the eagle?

Just after thinking about it, all the bigwigs present fell silent again.

It would be beneficial for Emperor Zhu to vent his anger on the silly eagle. After all, the silly eagle is too far away from Daming. Even if Emperor Zhu wanted to kill the silly eagle, he could only do it with the hands of King Qin and King Jin.

If it was replaced by Tianzhu and Wa Kingdom, which are closer to Ming Dynasty, what would happen if Emperor Zhu and his old man sent troops to conquer?
After thinking for a while, Zeng Cheng bowed down and said: "Your Majesty Qizuo, I think that although the incident of the stupid thief eagle is justifiable, the crime is unforgivable. You should order the King of Qin to raise troops to punish the minister!"

Liu Huaiwen also hurriedly followed and said: "The minister seconded the proposal-now that the treasury is empty, it is not suitable to use teachers for expeditions. The second is that with the King of Qin in Yin, it is easy to control the foolish thieves."

After the words of Zeng Cheng and Liu Huaiwen fell, Liu Heming and other bigwigs in the five-army governor's mansion suddenly frowned.

If Zhu Erdan were to lead his troops to fight the foolish eagle, he would definitely be able to win the battle. The question is, wouldn't this battle become Qin's fight against the foolish eagle?What does that have to do with Daming's Fifth Army Commander's Mansion?If the Governor's Mansion of the Five Armies cannot get involved, what about the official positions and titles of the big guys?
It's just that Liu Heming and the others also knew in their hearts that the choice of Zeng Cheng, Liu Huaiwen and the others was actually the right one. After all, the distance between Da Ming and the Silly Eagle is too far, and it is far less close than Qin Guo's being closer to the Silly Eagle.

Just as Liu Heming was thinking about how to get the five army commanders to participate in the action against the stupid rogue eagle, Zhu Jinsong and Emperor Zhu laughed and said, "Did I ever say that I would go on an expedition?"

When Emperor Zhu said this, Zeng Cheng, Liu Huaiwen and other bigwigs immediately became confused.

Especially Liu Huaiwen, there are ten thousand words in his heart that he wants to say—if you, Emperor Zhu, didn't dislike the fact that you didn't beat sand geese hard enough, how could I, Liu, agree with Old Master Zeng's proposal?It also costs money to send the Qin army to attack the silly eagle!
The more Liu Huaiwen thought about it, the more angry he became, he couldn't help snorting and said: "Since Your Majesty doesn't plan to send troops to attack the Silly Eagle, is he planning to let Qin's army launch an attack?"

However, Emperor Zhu shook his head with a smile, and said, "No, I have no intention of letting Qin's army attack the foolish eagle."

Zeng Cheng, Liu Huaiwen and other bigwigs suddenly became even more chaotic.

However, Emperor Zhu said slowly while knocking on the table: "The stupid thing about the silly eagle's family is beyond my expectation, but it is within the acceptable range. In other words, I hope that the stupid If the Thief Eagles continue to be in such a mess, it would be best for both the Southern Eagles and the Northern Eagles to suffer."

"So, I'm not going to send troops to attack the Silly Eagle, but I'm planning to pick out a baby first, so that the savages in Xiao Poqiu can recognize who is the big and small king - Silly Eagle, Sand Goose, England, France, you have to choose one of these four families."

"As for the Silly Eagle, we will do as previously agreed, continue to provoke the landlord of the Silly Eagle's family to fight against the capital master, and if necessary, let the second and third children sell to the Silly Eagle's house. Guns and artillery."

"..."

Emperor Zhu's mouth opened and closed, spewing poisonous tricks continuously, and Liu Huaiwen's old face was also into a ball of laughter.

It's a good thing not to fight stupid thieves, and selling guns and cannons is a good thing among good things-the current system of vassal kings in Ming Dynasty not only does not give salaries to the vassal kings, but also collects taxes from the vassal kings!

In other words, the more firearms and artillery Zhu Erdan sold, the more taxes the Ming court could receive from Qin, and the more abundant the Ming treasury would be!

Only Liu Heming and other bigwigs had disappointment written on their faces.

Today is another day when Daming lost the most generals and lords...

Just when the bigwigs in the five-army governor's mansion were full of disappointment, Emperor Zhu turned his attention to Liu Heming and others.

While knocking on the table slowly, Emperor Zhu said slowly, "I heard that the West Kunlun Sea is quite rough, and there are often pirates?"

Liu Heming and other bigwigs from the Five Armed Forces Commander's Mansion immediately cheered up.

The sea in West Kunlun is indeed not very peaceful, and there are indeed frequent pirates, and merchant ships from European countries have also suffered from it.

Daming's merchant ships?
Ming's merchant ships don't worry about pirates.

In the past, it was not that there were no pirates who attacked Daming's merchant ships, but Da Ming's methods of dealing with pirates were too cruel - if a merchant ship of Da Ming was unlucky, the pirates in the nearby villages would not be able to survive. Good luck It was built as a view of the capital, and those who were unlucky had to be hoisted to the boat to feed the sharks.

In addition, Daming built several naval bases in West Kunlun, and there was no pirate who couldn't think about it later.

More importantly, is it up to you, Emperor Zhu, whether the sea in West Kunlun is flat or not?
Liu Heming complained in his heart, while bowing and saying: "Your Majesty Qizuo, there are indeed quite a lot of pirates in the waters near West Kunlun, and all merchant ships are suffering from them."

Liu Huaiwen immediately became vigilant.

What are you trying to do?Don't be a silly eagle and go to West Kunlun, right?

Just as Liu Huaiwen was thinking about how to explain the emptiness of the national treasury, Emperor Zhu put on a look of compassion: "I am the Son of Heaven, and I heard that people from all over the world are suffering from pirates. My heart is... very painful!"

All the bigwigs present did not speak, but quietly watched Emperor Zhu perform.

Emperor Zhu raised his hand and wiped the dry corners of his eyes with the corner of his clothes, and continued: "Your Five Armies Governor's Mansion turned around and discussed with the other four great benefactors, and asked them to send a fleet to form a joint maritime alliance." The fleet is used to combat pirates who rob merchant ships at sea."

After a short pause, Emperor Zhu turned his attention to Ke Zhiming again: "I heard that France has been using troops against West Kunlun recently?"

Ke Zhiming immediately bowed and said: "Your Majesty, France is indeed using troops against West Kunlun—the last time Khamis made trouble in Benghazi, France had already assembled troops and planned to enter Benghazi."

Zhu Jinsong hummed and said: "As the suzerain of the Kunlun Kingdom in West Kunlun, there is nothing wrong with France entering Benghazi, but Napoleon is young after all, and he inevitably lacks battlefield experience, so he can only rely on firepower superiority Come to win."

Hearing this, the bigwigs in the Ming Dynasty understood what Emperor Zhu meant—first, they showed off the sea muscles of the Ming Dynasty by forming a joint fleet to fight against pirates, and then they supported the French attack on West Kunlun to show off the land of the Ming Dynasty. firepower.

It's just that I understand it, but Liu Huaiwen's face darkened at a speed visible to the naked eye: "Your Majesty Qizuo, the treasury is now..."

As soon as Liu Huaiwen mentioned the word treasury, Emperor Zhu felt a little headache.

As we all know, no matter how much gold and silver there is in the Daming treasury, in Liu Laogou's mouth, it is empty, empty, empty, and it is tens of thousands of times more empty than that kid with kidney deficiency.

Waving interrupted Liu Huaiwen's cry of poverty, Emperor Zhu hurriedly said: "A group of countries with a small pot can't just enjoy the benefits without paying a little price. The military expenditure of the combined fleet, um, cough."

Liu Huaiwen's complexion immediately turned from cloudy to clear.

What does it have to do with Daming's treasury if the small pot pays for the military?Emperor Zhu and his elders have said that there are a lot of small countries in a small pot—who dares to say that Ming is one of the small countries?

Seeing that Liu Huaiwen stopped crying and being poor, Emperor Zhu couldn't help but rubbed his forehead and said, "Uncle Huaiwen, don't be too happy, there is Tianzhu..."

When Emperor Zhu said this, Liu Huaiwen couldn't help but rolled his eyes immediately, and said with a cold snort: "What's wrong with Tianzhu? Tianzhu is the old place of the Han and Tang Dynasties at the entrance of my Central Plains. Now that I have taken it back, I should ask Tianzhu It’s the relocation of the people.”

???

All the bigwigs present were shocked!

Is this what he, Mr. Liu, can say?

Did this old man get the wrong script, bastard!

Even Emperor Zhu asked with a confused face: "Uncle Huaiwen, it's not a trivial matter to move people to Tianzhu, the budget..."

Liu Huaiwen snorted coldly and said, "Is the budget of [-] million yuan enough? If not, then another [-] million will do. As long as there are enough pockets to move, the treasury will have enough budget to allocate."

Hearing this, Zeng Cheng couldn't help but walked up to Liu Huaiwen cautiously, and reached out to touch Liu Huaiwen's forehead - did this old man drink fake wine today or did he have a fever?Can you say such cruel words as enough budget?

It's just that Liu Huaiwen opened Zeng Cheng's hand angrily just now, but Song Yucheng, the leader of the Ministry of Industry, laughed and said, "Don't be surprised, Mr. Zeng Ge, I know what happened to Mr. Liu today."

Zeng Cheng looked at Song Yucheng in a daze, and asked, "What's going on?"

Song Yucheng laughed again, and said sarcastically: "What else could be going on? The reason why he didn't cry poorly now, instead he generously stated that the treasury can allocate the budget for the relocation of Dingkou, is nothing more than knowing that I got the news that there are precious stones in Tianzhu."

"If there isn't enough benefit from Tianzhu, with Mr. Liu's temperament of being useless, I'm afraid His Majesty will cry poorly when he just mentioned the word Tianzhu!"

Speaking of this, Song Yucheng couldn't help complaining again: "Maybe the national treasury will be so empty again."

Being complained by Song Yucheng so much, Liu Huaiwen didn't blush or breathe, and even joked: "I said Carpenter Song, do you still want the Ministry of Industry's budget for next year? Or less ?”

Song Yucheng rolled his eyes and ignored Liu Laojiao, but Emperor Zhu rubbed his forehead and said: "Since the treasury is willing to pay for the relocation of people, it is naturally the best. It's just that the relocation of the people belongs to the relocation of the people, Tianzhu Erke still has a lot of troubles."

Liu Heming tentatively asked, "Your Majesty, do you mean the British and Dutch East India Companies, and those dwarfs from Japan?"

Emperor Zhu nodded, and said: "The British and Dutch East India companies are easy to handle. Anyway, they don't need to recruit laborers anymore. It's just a matter of letting them work as supervisors in the copper mines of Sri Lanka. What I have a headache happens to be those workers. Dwarfs."

The number of dwarfs in the Japanese country in Tianzhu has reached an astonishing [-].

Among the 1 dwarfs, another [-] were ronin warriors, and the remaining [-] were women.

These more than 1 women are not a big deal, after all, it is a Japanese country, and there has always been a tradition of following people at any time.

The problem lies in the more than 7 dwarfs.

Let these dwarfs go back to Japan?

It's not realistic.

Because Kyushu Island has already been ceded to Daming, and the Governor's Mansion of Kyushu Island has been lying on the body of the Wa country to suck blood for these years. It's really not a good arrangement.

More importantly, the more than 7 samurai ronin could have brought some income to the Wa country, but now without this income, the life of the Wa country will definitely be worsened.

These two factors are superimposed together, and the chaos in the country of Japan is almost a certainty.

However, the Wa country that is now in chaos is not in the interests of Daming. One thing to say is that once the dwarfs in the Wa country are subdued, they will be good dogs, the kind that bite whoever is allowed to bite.

It just so happens that the situation in Xiaopoguo is not very stable now, and it may be fully launched at some point.

Once the film is released, the Wa Kingdom will be Daming's cannon fodder resource pool. After all, it is a short boy, so it doesn't matter how many times it dies.

If you mess up now...

Emperor Zhu shook his head slightly, sighed and said, "We still have to find a way out for those dwarfs."