Bury the Qing Dynasty

There is an old saying in the hall of the Central Plains called the salary of the emperor, and the worry of the emperor, which means that with the salary given by the emperor, one should share the worries and solve the problems for the emperor.

Now that Emperor Zhu was having a headache because of the dwarfs in Tianzhu, Zeng Cheng, who was the chief minister of the Ming cabinet, and other bigwigs naturally also had headaches.

It's just that Zeng Cheng didn't have a headache for a long time, but quickly bowed and said: "Didn't your majesty just dislike Europa, Sand Goose, Silly Eagle and other barbarians who are always messing around? Now there are tens of thousands of dwarfs from the Japanese country. , why not..."

Emperor Zhu's eyes lit up, and he asked, "Tell me about it?"

Zeng Cheng went on to say: "Our Daming has some overseas military bases, and it just so happens that our Daming does not need to bear the military expenses of these military bases, and it also happens that our Daming is going to fight pirates... Anyway, there are Japanese pirates in the Japanese country."

The eyes of Liu Huaiwen, Liu Heming and others also lit up.

For Liu Huaiwen, all ideas that need to spend money are bad ideas, and the best way is to settle these dwarfs without Daming's money.

The method proposed by Zeng Cheng happened to perfectly meet Liu Huaiwen's conditions.

As for Liu Heming and other bigwigs in the five-army governor's mansion, it doesn't matter whether they spend money or not. The key is how to turn these 7 dwarfs into cannon fodder and consume them before Daming attacks the Wa Kingdom—that's enough There are more than [-] dwarfs, and they are short dwarfs who have accumulated many years of combat experience in Tianzhu. Even if the Ming army wants to deal with them, it will definitely not be an easy and pleasant thing.

Emperor Zhu naturally had nothing to do.

For Emperor Zhu, even if all the Japanese slaves died, it was no big deal, as long as these dwarfs remained stable for the time being until Daming no longer needed the Wa Kingdom.

It's just that when Emperor Zhu and a group of bigwigs in Ming Dynasty were plotting against Wa, all European countries except France were also plotting against Daming.

No one thought that this time it would be Alexander who had just been taught by Daming Jinyiwei to plot against Daming.

This matter has to start from the night when Alexander's most beloved sister Yezekarina disappeared inexplicably-for Alexander, the inexplicable sudden death of Paul I was nothing, and his beloved war horse was chopped off four legs It's not a big deal, but Yetekarina inexplicably disappeared overnight...

This made Alexander unacceptable.

Although Ezekarina said that nothing happened that night, who can guarantee that nothing really happened that night?
That thunderstorm night stabbed deeply in Alexander's heart like a thorn.

Coupled with the content of the contract that Koshevov and Batitsky signed with Daming on his behalf, Alexander felt a sense of humiliation that he wanted to drill the ground but couldn't find it—if it wasn't for the pressure that Alexander After misjudging the strength of Ming Dynasty, why did they sign such a humiliating treaty?

Therefore, this treaty is actually a black spot that Alexander will never erase in his life.

With the addition of many messy reasons, Alexander naturally wished to kill Daming immediately to wash away his shame.

It’s just that the pressured Shanda knew in his heart that Sand Goose alone would definitely not be able to deal with Daming, and even if the four good people of Xiaopoguo united, they might not be able to defeat Daming, not to mention that France was still determined to follow Daming.

In order to prevent France from informing Ming Dynasty, Alexander did not win over France at all, but instead won over England, the Habsburg family and Ottoman alone.

Even discussing how to get rid of Daming, Alexander did not dare to choose the palace of Sand Goose, but set the place of discussion at the Eagle Fort of the Habs family.

In the eyes of Alexander and others, if there is one place in the world that Daming's Jin Yiwei cannot penetrate, then the only possible place is Eagle Fort—the whole Eagle Fort is full of people from the Habs family. People haven't even had much contact with the outside world. If they can still be heard by Daming's Jin Yiwei, it can only be said to be God's arrangement.

As for the fact that Osman asked Daming for help because he was beaten up by the sand goose before, but now he turned his head and wanted to collude with Alexander to deal with Daming... It was completely normal for this kind of thing to happen to Europa and Osman.

Especially Osman, that is the legendary middle school husky, the brain circuit is not something that ordinary people can guess.

After George III, Mahmud II and others arrived, Franz II, as the host, first arranged a "grand" dinner, and then handed over the initiative to Alexander.

And Alexander was not at all polite, and said straight to the point: "Everyone present here is the same as the emperor of the Ming Dynasty in terms of status, and they are all the lords of a country, but who among us has not been treated by the emperor of the Ming Dynasty?" Angry?"

"You, King George III, what did that doctor in the Ming Dynasty do? All of us know it well."

"You, Franz II, the original Habsburg family is so powerful, but the Ming Dynasty first supported those damn French frogs, and then supported the Austrian art student who failed the exam. Today's Habsburg family... ..."

"And you, Mahmud II, your Ottoman oil could have been sold at a high price, but now? Can you decide the price of your oil? In addition, the two previous turmoil in your Ottoman, what happened inside? Is there any shadow of Ming people, I think you should be very clear about it, Mahmoud, right?"

When Alexander's voice fell, the faces of George III, Franz II, and Mahmud II suddenly became extremely ugly.

There is an old saying in the Ming Dynasty that when you hit someone, you don’t hit your face, and when you curse someone, you don’t expose your faults, but this Alexander is good. Every sentence is dedicated to hitting your face and exposing your faults, and stabbing knives at the heart and lungs!
George III had a gloomy face, and snorted, "Paul I died suddenly for no reason, and your horse was chopped off four legs. I heard..."

Alexander's face darkened, and he snorted coldly: "You don't need to hear - the fact is that Ezekarina disappeared inexplicably overnight, and she disappeared from the palace of Sand Goose. Otherwise, I would not The location will be at Eagle Castle."

Seeing that the atmosphere was a bit tense, Franz II immediately smoothed things over: "We gathered together to discuss how to deal with the Ming Dynasty, not to quarrel."

Alexander snorted coldly and said, "I'm not saying this to argue with you, but to tell you a truth - give up the illusions in your heart, no matter how kind the emperor of the Ming Dynasty is, he is a foodie after all. Human dragon, today it is me, tomorrow it is him, and the day after tomorrow it may be you. In short, if we don't find a way to kill Daming, who can sleep peacefully?"

After Alexander's voice fell, everyone present fell silent.

Although the shriveled Alexander had been slapping people in the face and swearing at people just now, George III, Franz II, and Mahmoud II who were present had to admit that Alexander was right.

They have all been angered by the Emperor of Ming, and their blood has been sucked by Da Ming—or, in other words, all the countries present are being crazily sucked blood by Da Ming.

After a long silence, George III said: "There is no need to talk about unnecessary nonsense. Since we can come, we are here for the same goal."

Mahmoud also nodded: "God is above, if any of us have two hearts, whoever comes with another idea, let the true god descend to Hell!"

Franz II looked at George III, then at Mahmud II, couldn't help but sighed slightly, and said, "The question now is how can we defeat the Ming Kingdom? It depends on us." army?"

Speaking of this, Franz II couldn't help laughing at himself: "Don't talk about the army of the country, even if it is the army of French frogs, who of you can deal with it?"

The atmosphere fell into silence again, and the faces of Alexander and Mahmoud II also became extremely ugly-like the Habsburg family and England are better, although they have been sucked blood by Ming, but the Habsburg family The army and England's army had never fought directly against the Ming army. Although they had some impressions of the horror of the Ming army, they felt a little lucky in their hearts.

However, the Sand Goose and Ottoman armies actually fought against the Ming army.

Sand Goose once fought against Deming for East Siberia, and Osman also fought against Deming for oil. Both of them were without exception, and they were all beaten up by Deming. They also had a more intuitive feeling about the combat effectiveness of Deming's army.

Franz II was even slightly regretful—it was so hard to hug Emperor Ming’s thigh. If he lost the bet this time...why was he so obsessed with being fooled by Alexander, and even regarded Eagle Fort as a Did you know the venue for this secret meeting?
Just when Franz II was feeling uneasy, Alexander glanced at Franz II with a half-smile, and said, "Without the support of the Ming people, how could the art student who failed in France and Austria be able to occupy Europa?" Hundreds of years of Habsburg family scourges like this?"

Franz II's face gradually became firm.

Alexander went on to say: "Just the few of us alone will definitely not be able to defeat the army of the Ming country, but when did I say that we will kill the Ming country alone?"

George III knocked the pipe in his hand and said: "Who else do you want to win? Or who else can you win over here in Europa? You know, many countries in Europa are now willing to be the lackeys of France-they are not qualified to give The people of the Ming Dynasty were dogs, so they rushed to be dogs for the French frogs, and this French attack on West Kunlun is proof."

Franz II blushed. After all, the Habsburg family also sent an army of servants, clamoring to kill Benghazi with France, but they had to give up because of the growing offensive of Austrian art students.

However, Alexander said with a smile: "Except for those damned French frogs, the whole of Europa is something we can win over. Don't forget, countries like Portugal and the Netherlands have suffered from the people of the Ming Dynasty, especially those with the Ming Dynasty. Compared with the previous Qing Dynasty, this feeling of being at a disadvantage is even more uncomfortable."

As soon as Alexander mentioned the Qing Dynasty, George III suddenly showed a look of doubt on his face.

Whether it is compared with the Ming country more than 100 years ago, or with the current Ming country, George III firmly believes that the Qing Dynasty is better!

As soon as he thought that such a good Qing Dynasty no longer existed, George III couldn't help feeling sad: "I really miss the Qing Dynasty back then."

Under the bewildered eyes of Franz II and Mahmud II, Alexander also sighed: "Yes, I really miss the Qing Dynasty, whether it was to cede Nerchinsk or Yaksa, or It was the cession of Lake Baikal and Kuye Island, and the Qing Dynasty didn’t feel any distress at all, even the Ming Dynasty wholeheartedly forced us to cede the land.”

After sighing for a while, Alexander went on to say: "In addition to the countries in Europa, we can also win over the countries near Ottoman and the Kunlun slaves in West Kunlun—although the Kunlun slaves are stupid and stupid, and they only know how to bask in the sun on weekdays." Birds, but we don't expect these Kunlun slaves to be of much use, as long as they can contain France."

George III also nodded: "There are also silly hawks, who can also be wooed—as far as I know, the house of the silly hawks is in chaos now, and this matter must be caused by the people of the Ming Dynasty." shadow."

After hearing what George III said, Mahmoud II and Franz II were immediately stunned.

Although Ottoman and the Habsburg family can almost be regarded as countries on land compared to George III, who is close to the sea and is closer to the silly thief eagle, but since joining the small broken pot, Ottoman and the Habsburg family The family also got the small broken ball map issued by Xiao Poguo - Mahmud II and Franz II knew the distance between Da Ming and the silly thief eagle very well.

Thinking about how such a long distance can't stop the man-made misfortune of the Ming Dynasty, the foolish eagle...

Franz II, whose expression was still extremely firm just now, suddenly became a little shaken, and he couldn't help feeling a burst of despair in his heart.

But Alexander looked at George III with a serious expression and asked, "Are you sure you want to win over the Silly Eagle? Even if you don't consider the mess between you England and the Silly Eagle, you should know that there are two princes in Ming Dynasty, Their fief is very close to the Silly Eagle, even if they can win over, the Silly Eagle will not be able to help us."

However, George III took two puffs of his pipe, his face looked extremely ferocious under the illumination of the fireworks: "Compared to the pressure that the Ming Dynasty put on us, the shitty thing between England and the foolish eagle is nothing but a fart. It doesn't count!"

"Also, I am very clear that the Silly Eagles can't help us at all, they can't even protect themselves, but what I need is a name, a name for the whole world to unite against Daming!"