don't call me singer

Chapter 1249 It's fun to bully yourself

When Liu Che appeared, the soldiers standing upright in the audience "crashed", stood up straight, and saluted solemnly.

In addition to the seats of the guests, the "group performers" on other tables also stood up and bowed to each other.

Some without armor even knelt down on the ground.

Kneeling worship was originally a ritual of offering sacrifices to heaven and earth. It was not until Liu Bang in the Han Dynasty that it officially began to become a ritual for courtiers to the emperor.

In fact, at this time, kneeling does not feel too humiliating. After all, people in that era still kneel.

Put your butt on your calf, that's sitting.

Lift your butt up, that is kneeling.

It's a bit like standing up and saluting when you meet someone.

Kang Youwei summed up the evolution of the etiquette of Chinese monarchs and ministers in the "Edict to Avoid Kneeling and Worship": "In the Han system, the emperor started as the prime minister. In the Jin, Six Dynasties and Tang, the monarchs and ministers all sat. Song was established, but Yuan was kneeling, and later generations followed it."

In the Ming and Qing Dynasties, the power of the emperor became more and more important. When facing the emperor, the common people and even the officials, like now, lost their dignity.

In 1912, the Republic of China abolished kneeling worship.

From then on, among the heaven, earth, relatives and teachers who kneeled and worshiped, the character "Jun" disappeared.

The Chinese only kneel down to their parents and ancestors.

But in many countries, this etiquette still exists.Such as Japan, Thailand.

Japanese kneeling worship does not have much insulting meaning, a bit like before the Yuan Dynasty.

But this is not the case in Thailand. Thai civilians must kneel and worship in front of the royal family, and they can even crawl on the ground like a dog.

But in any case, the etiquette of kneeling and worshiping can be said to be the most meaningful and serious etiquette in modern society.

This clattering group of people knelt down and immediately silenced the scene with a "crash".

The atmosphere at the scene immediately became solemn.

Shouting Xiaobai's name loudly, yelling and shouting about the live broadcast, all the people taking selfies gradually quieted down.

On the stage, bells, drums, zithers and flutes formed magnificent music.

Gu Xiaobai's singing sublimated all of this to the extreme.

Infected by this solemn and solemn atmosphere, the audience felt an inexplicable reverence spontaneously.

I don't know who led it, the audience at the scene stood up one by one, and some of them subconsciously bowed slightly.

In fact, this is exactly the original intention of sacrificial music.

Let people feel greater than themselves, more divine power.

This is probably why some courts, churches, etc. need to be built extraordinarily high.

Only in this way can people feel their own smallness and thus succumb to a greater existence.

Everyone looked up at the man who was wearing a twelve-pronged crown suit and a long sword at his waist as he walked down the long street step by step.

He is not particularly tall, nor is he very majestic, but when he walks through the long street at this time, he seems to be enough to make the world surrender.

On the opposite side, Xianbei Khan, who was wearing a leather robe and gold jade on his head, hesitated for a moment, and finally bowed his head deeply, about to bow down.

Liu Che took a step forward, stretched out his hand to support him, then took his hand, turned around, and looked behind him.

There was no one behind him, Jiang Wei faltered, shrank, and shrank behind the crowd.

The other four Xiaobai had to play and sing, but the one who traveled through Cheng Huo Qubing had already put away the long knife, stopped the knife dance, and stood beside his comrade.

At this moment, he kicked Jiang Wei out of the crowd without hesitation.

This time, the originally serious scene couldn't hold back all of a sudden.

With a "wow", I laughed.

Even Liu Che couldn't hold back anymore, he pulled the corner of his mouth, grabbed Jiang Wei who was still clutching his butt, and dragged him to him.

Khan smiled slightly, stretched out his hand, and gently pulled Tuoba Moran to his front.

A pair of young children suddenly twitched at this moment, you look at me, I look at you, blushing.

Behind Liu Che, the ceremonial officer came over with a scroll of silk books, and bowed to give Liu Che both hands.

Liu Che reached out and grabbed the silk book, smiled, but threw it back, and said, "Today is a very happy day, I'm afraid no one is willing to listen to me read this lengthy sacrificial oration, so... let's skip these red tapes." !"

The ceremonial officer was taken aback, that's not what he said beforehand!

My fucking process took three pages!

Liu Che didn't care about him, he turned around, took a glass of water and wine from behind him, handed the glass to Xianbei Khan, and held it high.

Everyone also grabbed the wine on their table and lifted it up.

"Today at this moment, my Great Han General Wei Qing's general, Cong Piao Hou Jiang Wei, married Princess Tuoba Moran of Xianbei. From today onwards, my great Han and Xianbei will be in harmony from generation to generation and enjoy peace forever!"

His voice was like a bell, and his peaceful and sonorous voice resounded through the audience.

Afterwards, the Han Emperor and Xianbei Khan glanced at each other, and drank the wine in their hands in one gulp.

Everyone drank the water and wine in their glasses.

"Let's leave it to the young people here, let's go, let's take a seat!" Liu Che took Xianbei Khan's hand, turned and walked towards the banquet.

The etiquette officer looked at this and that, with a dazed expression on his face.

Not to mention the courtesy officer, Gu Xiaobai was a little confused.

Wait, it wasn't like this before!
Is my process completely useless?
Uncle, why don't you talk about Wude?

Wang Jinguang stood at the back, originally planning to wait for Liu Che, Xianbei Khan and others to finish their speeches, and also to speak on stage.

In fact, his legs were already trembling just now.

Fuck, what a formation!
This is really the emperor marrying his daughter!

On this occasion, you let me speak on stage?

Xiao Jiang, Xiao Jiang, you think highly of me too!
At this moment, Wang Jinguang also wanted to run, but he didn't expect to be held tightly by Taichang.

"Why are you running? You haven't spoken yet!"

Taichang's name is Zhou Ping, and he is blowing his beard and staring at Wang Jinguang at this time.

Taichang is the head of the Jiuqing, with great authority.

For this wedding, he took all the administrators under him and worked hard for a whole month. He finally figured out all the details of the wedding. As a result, Liu Che has overturned all his busy schedules with a flick of his hand, and he is so angry that he is full of smoke.

But what can he do?He is the boss!
Could it be possible to go up and slap Liu Che?

But he couldn't deal with Liu Che, but he could control Wang Jinguang.

The emperor is gone, you guys want to run too?
no way!

Speak to me!

Talk three 10 minutes!

Wang Jinguang was dragged into the middle.

On the right are Jiang Wei and his comrades and teammates.

On the left is Tuoba Moran and her women's army.

All eyes were on him.

Especially when the light came over with a "wow", he also "wow", and the sweat came down.

I don't remember all the rhetoric that I have memorized by heart.

"that……"

Hearing his own voice, it suddenly resounded through the audience, and Wang Jinguang shrank his neck in fright.

Then he forced a smile and said, "Everyone... eat and drink well..."

Turn around and run away.

Offstage, Yan Bingguo slapped himself on the forehead.

You guy, what about the manuscript we polished three hundred times?

The face of our ordnance industry group has been completely humiliated by you!
The spotlight fell on Jiang Wei and Tuoba Moran in the center of the stage again.

"Wild geese, big geese, big geese!" Tai Chang Zhou Ping desperately gestured.

The ceremony officer who was stunned by the sudden and faster-than-driving process quickly turned around, took a cloth-covered cage from behind, and handed it to Jiang Wei.

It was time for Jiang Wei to present Tuoba Moran with wild geese to show his sincerity.

The cloth-covered cage opened.

It was empty inside.

Where is my wild goose?
Jiang Wei blinked his eyes.

On the opposite side, Tuoba Moran tilted his head: "????"

Courtesy officer: "..."

Taichang Zhou Ping: "￥@#%%..."

"Okay, let's serve the table!" Gu Xiaobai suddenly leaned in front of the microphone and shouted.

Leave the Yaoqin and run away.

All right, if you mess around, I'll mess around too!

It just so happened that I was already hungry!
Taichang Zhou Ping had just rushed up from the stage when he suddenly realized that something was wrong again.

Hey?Hey?Hey?
You one by one, what is wrong with this?
Have you considered the position of our civil servants?

How do you ask me to write today's history in future history books?
"Jiang Wei and Tuoba Moran are married, the speech is gone, the wild geese are flying, everyone eats, eats, eats and drinks" is it over?
Consider our position okay!
Zhou Ping turned around immediately, wanting to settle accounts with Gu Xiaobai.

But after two steps, he stopped.

The cold sweat came down immediately.

Damn it, I can't afford to mess with it!
One Chang'an Xiaobawang is enough to cause headaches, so there are five of them!
Haven't been beaten to death yet?
Beside, the etiquette officer came over: "Master Taichang, what should we do?"

It's messed up, it's all messed up!
"Serve!" Zhou Ping was aggrieved.

This is too common, I don't do it, love so and so! ! ! !

I also went to dinner!

Under the stage, countless waiters came out from nowhere, carrying all kinds of dishes, and came up like flowing water.

Everyone is dazed and happy again. Is the banquet starting now?

This is really a wedding banquet!
Wow, the dish looks really good!
On the stage, Gu Xiaobai hadn't run a few meters before he was blocked by several other Xiaobai.

"What are you running for?"

"Go eat, I'm hungry!"

"What do you eat! We are all full! Stay with us!"

Gu Xiaobai: "????"

Fuck, I don't go to eat, how can you be full?
Wait, did I get off stage from here, got fed up, and re-projected myself?

So……

Gu Xiaobai looked at Huo Qubing: "Have you had dinner, come and help me play the piano! I'm going to eat!"

"Heh..." God of War Xiaobai's tougher, sharper side face gave an invincible mocking face, the long knife was unsheathed, and the threat was beyond words.

Let me play the piano?have you tried my knife
Gu Xiaobai rationally assessed the combat effectiveness of both sides.

Although everyone is Xiaobai, the god of war, Xiaobai, who fights on the battlefield all day, is obviously taller and bigger, and his combat power is obviously the best among all five whites.

With the same awareness, experience, and skills, the one with stronger muscles is of course stronger.

Can't beat it.

I had no choice but to ask for help.

"Help!" Gu Xiaobai called for help.

Beside, several people from 306 poked their heads out.

"Little hero, save me!"

"Hey, our 306 is the world's number one boy group!" Wang Haixia said that in the face of jealousy, roommates and so on are just floating clouds! "You and your five little white groups will perish together!"

Not to mention leaving the group, but forming a group by yourself?

Not to mention forming a group, or forming a group with yourself?

Trying to squeeze us off the throne of the first boy group alone?
Our 306 does not have you, a traitor!
"Brother Yao!" Gu Xiaobai asked Fu Wenyao for help again.

"I can't beat it." Fu Wenyao hesitated.

I can't beat even one rookie, let alone five rookies?
While talking about second counseling, Fu Wenyao studied the five noobs on the scene with great interest.

How did it work?

Is stage technology so advanced now?
Is the current virtual technology so powerful?
Can't figure it out.

Alas, the gap!
"Jiang Wei!" Gu Xiaobai asked Jiang Wei for help again.

"Huh?" Xiaobai, God of War, looked over, and Jiang Wei also faltered in seconds.

Xiaobai, I'm just your bodyguard, but I'm a subordinate of Champion Hou, there's nothing I can do to help!
"Zhongtu..."

"Hey..." Zhongtu grinned and spread his hands.

Minister, there is nothing I can do to help!

Don't forget that you are a tyrant, what if you punish me and take back my fief when you go back!
"Little moth!!!"

Gu Xiaobai's last hope is here.

It was quiet all around, and the little moth did not appear.

Gu Xiaobai was going crazy, where did the little moth go!

Why didn't it show up all the time?
You should have appeared just now, okay?
The audience under the stage:
"emmmm..."

"????"

"What are you doing?"

"Xiaobai bullying Xiaobai?"

"I always feel that the expensive circle is really chaotic!"

"It's a mess!"

"Even in front of other selves, doesn't Xiaobai have human rights?"

"Come on Xiaobai!"

"Which Xiaobai cheers?"

"Come on, everyone!"

Gu Xiaobai stood on the stage in a daze, very puzzled.

Then why should I cheat myself?
I'm hungry now!
Believe it or not I made you all go on stage hungry!

But if I project myself without eating, wouldn't I be more hungry?
Then why don't I finish my meal before going on stage?

Wait, do you want to make me hungry now because you all came to the stage hungry and resent me?

But I am you!

This is when it's time for retribution, as long as you let me go now, you can also sing when you are full one by one!

Wait, you are singing when you are full, I am the only one who is hungry...

How to solve this matter?

Even Xiaobai, who is as smart as Gu, is caught in an unspeakable paradox and cannot extricate himself.

The other Xiaobai dragged him back to Yaoqin without sympathy.

Yaoqin, save me!
Wait, the Yaoqin doesn't work on me!

"Don't you know how to sing when you're hungry? Why are you running? Sing!" Gong Shubai put the microphone into Gu Xiaobai's arms again.

Next to him, Xiaobai, who was full after eating and drinking, raised his hand, and demonstrated on the spot what it means to blow the flute.

With tears streaming down his face, Gu Xiaobai pressed the Yaoqin and sang:
"A dream made of steel

Riding the Edge of Fire
Wings of the Scaleless Dragon
conquer the sky
Sword drawn, clear sky and lightning
thunderous sound
Just ask Nine Heavens
Who is the King of Clouds..."

Beside, Gong Shubai and Zhong Junhua and Xiaobai's bells and drums rang together, and Gu Xiaobai's singing became even louder.

"Yu Lan Tang Xi Mu Fang,
Hua Caiyi is like Ruoying.

Ling Lian curled up and stayed,

Death is clearly visible, Weiyang..."

Off the stage, everyone looked at Gu Xiaobai who was crying and singing on the stage:
"Wooooow, Xiaobai is so pitiful!"

"Delicious!"

"Eat more, for Xiaobai's sake!"

"I want another copy of this! This is so delicious!"

"Eat my portion..."

In fact, everyone thought that Gu Xiaobai was playing tricks at the moment.

After all, no one thought that the other Gu Xiaobai were really Gu Xiaobai, they thought they were substitutes or special effects.

While laughing and laughing, he listened to Gu Xiaobai singing.

After finally finishing singing, the little moth came late.

"You are not allowed to bully Brother Xiaobai!" Little Moth hugged a big goose, his mouth full of oil.

"Come on, little white brother, eat the goose quickly!"

Where did the goose come from?
Wait... Could it be a wild goose in a cage?

Little moth, you just stole the wild goose and ran to roast it.

How deep is your obsession with the wild geese at the wedding!
"Eat quickly, eat quickly!" The little moth handed over a goose leg.

"Aren't you going to eat?"

"I've already eaten one!" The little moth patted his stomach, "This is only yours!"

It turned out that I was so full.

Gu Xiaobai realized.

Woohoo, it's delicious!
(End of this chapter)