don't call me singer

Chapter 1250 The best man and the bridesmaids fight songs!
When Gu Xiaobai was eating the goose, he didn't expect that the other four Xiaobai had already gathered together.

"I want to eat too!"

"unacceptable!"

"Give me a leg!"

"The legs are mine, you go eat the wings!"

"Why should I eat wings?"

If Gu Xiaobai didn't pay attention, the big goose in his arms was already torn apart, leaving only a goose breast.

"What are you doing! This is my goose!" Gu Xiaobai was about to die of anger, "Didn't you eat it?"

"That's right, I only ate one goose leg just now, let's continue eating now!"

"Why don't you eat something? Of course it's hot!"

"Aren't you eating what I eat?"

"The little moth gave it to me!" Gu Xiaobai angrily protected his big goose.

"Oh, don't rob me, Brother Xiaobai, Brother Xiaobai, Brother Xiaobai, Brother Xiaobai! Brother Xiaobai!!!"

The little moth pulled this, but couldn't pull that.

How does it feel to eat your own vinegar?
It is now.

For the first time in his life, Gu Xiaobai felt that he had many rivals in love!

Everyone watched five little whites fighting for a goose, and they couldn't stop smiling.

But not everyone is so happy.

If eyes could kill, Taichang Zhou Ping's eyes might have pierced a little moth's heart with ten thousand arrows.

I have chosen carefully, the most beautiful two wild geese!
For these two wild geese, the wild geese at Yanmen Pass are almost extinct!
It was not easy to find such two beautiful, big and white geese.

What the hell, take it and bake it for me?
If you want to eat wild geese, I have a bunch of wild geese in my house, can I let you eat one a day, why do you want to harm those two!
Behind the crowd, Miko Ruoying stood in the distance watching the interaction between Gong Shubai and Little Moth, her eyes were a little downcast.

Ever since she caught a glimpse that day, she has never been able to forget the god-man that appeared in the clouds.

But the god-man in her mind didn't take her seriously at all.

She only wants a fifth, while someone has it all.

This is probably the most helpless thing.

Off the stage, everyone watched Gu Xiaobai eating geese and robbing geese, just as an interesting tidbit.

Many people were still puzzled and asked the people around them sideways.

Why did you eat it on stage?
Where did this goose come from?

Why are you so excited to eat?
At the VIP table, Mr. Zou suddenly burst out laughing, leaning back and forth, spraying out water and wine.

People who are not familiar with the wedding process will not get the source of this goose.

On the live broadcast, some people also understood it.

"Fuck, I understand, the two geese that the little moth ate were from the cage just now!"

"The cage is empty, it turned out to be roasted by the little moth..."

"No wonder the old man's face was so dark just now!"

"Case solved!"

"What's the matter..."

"Why roast goose?"

"Because moth and goose have the same pronunciation, which violates the taboo of my big moth emperor?"

"Five people fighting for a goose, or a moth..."

"Hahahaha, interesting. But why did Xiaobai become five, and I, Moth Emperor, didn't become five? I remember that Xiaomozi also has several different appearances..."

At this moment, everyone laughed a little belatedly.

After laughing for a long time, he suddenly stopped smiling.

What's so funny about that!

Am I so stupid!

I always feel that IQ is a little off today!

Jiang Wei's wedding, with countless red tapes, was simplified by Liu Che into a glass of water and wine.

The process is a bit off.

Without the process, everyone plays their own way.

The five little white bands squatted beside them to eat the goose, and the little moths were responsible for dividing the goose so that they would not fight with themselves.

One for you, one for him, the little moth squatted beside him and watched very happily.

Five little white brothers!

Woohoo, so happy!
Silly Dog squatted beside him waiting for the bones to be eliminated, not intending to waste them at all.

It became so chaotic that they didn't even care about singing. For a while, the scene was a little cold.

Taichang Zhou Ping was still struggling with how to save the scene, but Qin Qing had already appeared on stage with his broken architecture and loud voice.

Joke, who would waste the opportunity to sing loudly in front of so many people?

The next song is "Jian Jia", which was originally his.

Qin Qing didn't even use a loudspeaker or a band, and directly shook the world with sound.

"The reeds are green,
White dew is frost.

The so-called Yiren,
On the water side..."

In Qin Qing's singing, the audience finally returned from the chaotic scene to the protagonist of the wedding.

Originally, according to the process, this wedding started from "National Memorial" and followed the order of "Song, Dance, Poetry" in reverse order.

From big to small, from country to home.

After singing the feelings of a great country, it is finally the turn of the relationship between the two sons and daughters.

Today I didn't come to see any pomp, nor did I come to see Wu Xiaobai.

Not to mention that they didn't come to see the geese, today they came to see Jiang Wei and Tuoba Moran's wedding.

This couple is still waiting for everyone's blessings.

Standing by the side, Jiang Wei listened to "Jian Jia", and suddenly his heart started to stir.

He raised his head and looked at Tuoba Moran on the opposite side.

Tuoba Moran also glanced back at Jiang Wei.

As soon as the eyes of the two people made contact, each of them evoked a smile, and then subconsciously lowered their heads.

A look of embarrassment.

"Hey, go, go!" Jiang Wei's teammates pushed Jiang Wei from behind.

The bride is right there, why are you shy here?

Jiang Wei leaned forward with a shy face.

"Hey... daughter-in-law, should we go back?"

For most of the time before this wedding, the young couple were arranged like puppets.

In fact, marriage is like this, the form is greater than the reality, and whoever pays is the one who listens.

Half of the money and ostentation for this wedding was paid by Liu Che, and half by Xianbei Khan.

So Jiang Wei and Tuoba Moran obediently stood on stage as mascots.

It not only represents the union of the two countries, but also carries the spiritual sustenance of "eternal peace and tranquility".

Now that all the adults have gone down, there are only a group of young people left, and the atmosphere is much more active.

Seeing Jiang Wei approaching, he wanted to touch Tuoba Moran's little hand, but a hand stretched out from the side and grabbed Tuoba Moran.

"Hey?" What are you doing?Jiang Wei stared wide-eyed at the witch Ruoying who suddenly appeared.

I grabbed my wife's hand, why did you stop me?
In the MV, they have been fighting side by side for a long time, but in fact, Jiang Wei and Ruoying are really unfamiliar.

After all, there is a time difference of 300 years between the two of them, but Gu Xiaobai forcibly dragged them to a different era.

Moran raised his head and said, "If you want to marry Moran's sister, have you asked us?"

At this moment, Ruoying, as a single woman who can't find love, is possessed by the FFF group.

Why am I still single and you are getting married!

Absolutely can't make you so happy!
Come on, break them up!

"Uh..." Jiang Wei was puzzled, why did I ask you about my wife?
"Such a beautiful young lady is mine!" Ruoying A stretched out her hand angrily, pinched Tuoba Moran's chin lightly, lifted her face, and approached her cheek.When they get close, even the tip of their nose touches Tuoba Moran.

Tuoba Moran's face turned red immediately, Xiafei's cheeks.

Ruoying narrowed her eyes, winking like silk, lightly brushed the hair in front of her, turned her head, leaned against Tuoba Moran, and looked at Jiang Wei provocatively.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" off the stage, everyone could not calm down immediately.

Since the song "Mr. Yunzhong", the witch Ruoying has been out of the circle.

In the MV of "Song, Dance, Poetry", her performance is also remarkable.

She gives people the feeling that she is demon but not evil, gorgeous but not vulgar.

Coupled with the identity of a witch, the unity of God and man, and the combination of singing and dancing, she is probably the type of Yujie, and she has a lot of fans.

And Tuoba Moran is full of heroism, the princess of the battlefield.

These two women are not traditional weak women, but they are very likable.

The pleasing character design, the appearance is even more against the sky, some people have already called the two goddesses.

If neither of these two people can be called a goddess, then there are not many goddesses in the entertainment industry.

At this time, the witch Ruoying suddenly lifted Princess Moran's chin in this slightly provocative way, and the two alluring faces were combined in the same picture, which immediately blew up the scene.

People, in the final analysis, are Yan dogs.

Moreover, the girls like to buy various stocks for Gu Xiaobai and the men around him, because they subconsciously hope that Gu Xiaobai will always belong to them if he does not belong to anyone.

Male and male CPs must not be together, there is no pressure to drink.

However, the audience of male and male CPs is only girls, but the CPs of two female groups are often liked by both men and women...

The following shouted immediately.

"Yes, young lady, run away!"

"Don't get married!"

"Hahahaha, Miss Sister, I support you!"

At first, there were only a few people shouting, but it soon turned into booing from the audience.

Jiang Wei: "????"

Why did it suddenly become a branch?
Are you here to celebrate my wedding?

On the side of the stage, Tai Chang Zhou Ping hugged a pillar and bumped his head upwards.

It's over, it's over...

How did this develop!

Veteran, I am ashamed of my ancestors!Ashamed of the Han Dynasty...

The scene was completely out of control.

Did we rehearse for loneliness before?

Why don't these people play their cards according to the routine?
Below the stage, Yu Wenhong was so angry that he was about to explode!
Damn it, Hao Fanbai, an old bastard, actually played this trick!
Too much hype!

Knowing that the marriage of male and female celebrities will greatly affect the popularity, do you want to hype another CP to increase the popularity?

It's all like this, but can you pull it back?

Excessive!hateful!
She glanced back at Hao Fanbai, and seeing Hao Fanbai smiling so hard that his teeth could not see his eyes, she immediately became even more annoyed.

Of course she didn't know that all of this was because Ruoying's raging single dog fire was burning.

The power of jealousy is terrifying.

Especially when the single dog turns into lemon essence.

The CP of the two god-level beauties immediately aroused the support of many people.

"Ah, ah, beautiful young lady! I'm here, I'm here to help you!"

On the seat next to him, a figure ran down, dragging another by his side.

Wen Xiaowen's eyes sparkled, she stood beside Tuoba Moran, and wrinkled her little nose at Jiang Wei: "Brother Jiang, Sister Moran promised you, but we didn't! Aren't you Min Min!"

Hua Minyu, who was dragged over by Wen Xiaowen, covered her mouth and laughed.

Jiang Wei was tongue-tied.

Why do I ask you to agree to my marriage?

My Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty agreed, okay?

"Come on, sisters! Come on!" Wen Xiaowen, who is not too serious to watch the excitement, greeted the table next to her. Immediately, many girls from the school song competition ran down laughing and stopped in front of Tuoba Moran.

While talking about the looks of Miko Ruoying and Tuoba Moran, he chattered: "Actually, if it's Sister Moran, I can do it too!"

Who doesn't love a heroic young lady!
"Yes, we can't let him marry Sister Moran so cheaply!"

"No, it's not sure who will marry whom! It's our Princess Moran who is going to marry General Jiang!"

"If you want to marry Miss Moran away, you have to pass our test first!"

"Yes, why should boys marry us away! Xiao Jiang, if you are willing to marry our Miss Moran today, we will let you go!"

"Xiao Jiang, quickly come to our bowl!"

Jiang Wei: "????"

Now how to do?
No, I have to call for help!

"General, help!"

Next to him, Huo Qubing was gnawing on a goose leg. When he raised his head, he realized that something was wrong, so he waved his hand: "Brothers, go!"

What?Someone bullied my brother?
Over there, Wang Haixia has automatically ended!
How could this kind of thing be missing Dongyuan's spray god!
"You can't be unreasonable! My Brother Jiang had a fight with Sister Moran, and he already won. Sister Moran is going to marry our Brother Jiang!"

"Bah, that doesn't count!"

"If you win a fight with a girl, how can you count it as a win!"

"That's right, that's right! Only one more match will count!"

Even Dong Yuan, who is a fan, is at a loss for so many girls.

There was chaos on the stage.

Over there, Qin Qing had finished singing "Jian Jia", looked around, but no one went down.

So he waved his big sleeves, played the broken building, and began to sing "June" again.

Happy to continue singing again!

At the scene, there was only him, Qin Qing, who did not change his original intention and would do anything for singing.

"Qiqi in June,
The military chariots are in order.

Four males,

Loading is common clothes. "

And the scene, like the June he sang, became full of gunpowder.

Off the stage, people who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal even shouted:
"One more match! Decide who will marry whom!"

"Yes, fight on the spot!"

Beautiful love belongs to fairy tales. In reality, everyone loves to break up a couple.
"Do you want to fight?" Da Zhuang rolled up his sleeves and looked at the other side threateningly.

"How can I do that!" Wen Xiaowen looked around and said, "Better than singing!"

Sing?Da Zhuang shrank all of a sudden.

"Who wants to sing? Who wants to sing?" Qin Qing stopped singing and stuck his head over.

Then he was pushed aside by seven or eight girls.

Go, go, go, who wants to play with your big speaker!

Go and sing by yourself!
Qin Qing retreated resentfully.

His big apprentice Tao Ran tugged at him, sighed helplessly, and said, "Teacher, we are old and disliked, let's take the seat..."

Qin Qing was a little upset, isn't the uncle a human?
Look, didn't that fat man with a little bald forehead pretend to be a young man on stage?

Hearing that there was going to be a singing competition, the boys in the school song competition here have already consciously stepped onto the stage.

Why don't you bully our brothers Jiang?
Zhu Qinan, a fat man with a little bald forehead, was among them, pretending that he didn't have a pen.

Can single dogs grow old?Singles are forever young!

Offstage, the audience really laughed miserably.

What?This lineup is better than singing?

I feel like I have something to play today!

But... I always feel that there is something wrong with the lineups of the two sides?
Wen Xiaowen looked around and saw Xiao Mozi standing next to Gu Xiaobai, Gongzi Xiaobai and others unconsciously, reaching out to greet Xiao Mozi:
"Little moth, little moth, come on!"

Little moth: "???"

"Little moth, girls stand here!"

"But I want to be with Brother Xiaobai!"

"Girls are here!"

Oh yes, I'm a girl!

"If you win, you can marry your little white brother in the future!"

"But I want to marry Brother Xiaobai?!" Little Moth walked to the girl in a daze and said.

As soon as this sentence came out, the audience laughed.Little moth, a little ambition, okay?

Wugu Xiaobai's face turned red all of a sudden.

"Little moth, fight for it!" Wen Xiaowen was furious, "It's time to fight!"

"Who is afraid of Dou Ge! Come on!"

Wang Haixia waved: "Boys, unite, we are invincible!"

"That's because you didn't meet us, girls! Come on!" Wen Xiaowen yelled loudly.

When these two good people get together, the scene becomes even more lively.

"Sing what?"

Yeah, what are you singing?
Both sides froze for a few seconds, then Wang Haixia and Wen Xiaowen said at the same time:

"《Work》!"

""Yan Yan"!"

One praised his sister, and the other praised his man.

It can be regarded as the tip of the needle to the wheat awn!
"Wait, let's get ready!"

"I take an instrument too!"

"Who saw my guitar!"

There was a lot of hustle and bustle.

After 10 minutes, both men and women stand on opposite sides and stare at sparks.

In the crowd, Jiang Wei looked at Tuoba Moran, and Tuoba Moran looked at Jiang Wei's eyes, lowered his head, and smiled.

stupid~
Don't worry, I will only marry you in this life.

My princess Moran, I will do what I say.

(End of this chapter)