don't call me singer

Chapter 642 Why Do Single Dogs Embarrass Single Dogs

306's music style is as simple, straightforward and brainwashing as ever.

306 is the most friendly, fun and brainwashing side of Gu Xiaobai.

Basically every song posted under the name of 306 or Baimo Tingxia will become a popular background music and imitation object for various short video applications.

It can be seen that 306 has influence among young people.

For example, the Tsundere Dance in "Humph, I'm Angry" and the Cat's Claw Dance in "Meow is Cool".

And once, the four teenagers brought a particularly cute dog ear dance.

Although this time, Gu Xiaobai did not participate in the whole process, but was arranged by the other three people.

But so far, this song is still very good!
After all, they have already traveled so far with Gu Xiaobai, for them, learning music theory is not so difficult.

These four teenagers, they can write sharp words such as "Just Pretend to be Cheap" and "Can You Be a Boy", can write arrogant and charming words like "Huh, I'm Angry", or they can write cute and cheap at the same time, such as now "Single Dog Song".

At this moment, I don’t know how many parents and mothers who have complained about 306 before, why don’t they write a song for dogs, are laughing like crazy.

Finally wrote a song for us Wang!
Although this song sounds strange.

Why do we Wang have to be single!

Wait, why does it feel wrong.

You guys, the reason why you are single is not because you are single with strength?

If you don't believe me, if you tell me now, if you want to find a girlfriend, you will still be single!

Believe it or not, the current army of ladies and sisters can directly rush over and flatten Vietnam!

Not to mention anything else, just the appearance of this group of teenagers, swinging their long legs, pointing their fingers, and dancing with dog ears, is enough to make the hearts of many young ladies thump.

After singing this passage, the screen switched again.

This time, he became Huang Mingyan's friend, his roommate, and Pan Shuzhi, who had a crush on Baoshi.

"I'm so good
should be very popular
but why i like it

become someone else's girlfriend..."

Pan Shuzhi, who was singing the song of the single dog with her companion, suddenly saw someone passing by downstairs, ran downstairs in a hurry, rushed down the stairs all the way dangerously, even fell, and then hid in a Behind a tree, carefully looking at the Baoshi in front of me.

He held his mobile phone in his hand, and clicked on an avatar, as if he wanted to send a message but didn't dare to.

I saw a boy running over happily, said hello to Baoshi, and then the two left hand in hand.

Pan Shuzhi watched the two leave blankly. With a "snap", the mobile phone was dropped on the ground, and then she knelt on the ground in distress, holding the broken mobile phone, wanting to cry without tears.

In the background, Baoshi and another boy leave hand in hand.

Then, when the screen turned, it changed to the first paragraph above, where Huang Mingyan saw other people holding hands, secretly prodding and parting hands.

Seeing this, everyone burst out laughing.

Unexpectedly, there is a small loop here!

Does this happen before the first paragraph, or after the first paragraph?

Or does it imply...is this an endless loop?
It happens all the time.

Lovelorn cycle?

The singing sounded again:

"No way, let's just

I can only call myself
Say to yourself
You are a good person to send you a card..."

As Pan Shuzhi was walking, his broken mobile phone rang suddenly, and then he saw the name displayed on it, "Bao Shi".

Pan Shuzhi wanted to answer the phone in surprise, but the screen was broken, and he clicked the answer button several times.

He answered the phone expectantly, and the screen changed again, and it turned into a boy's dormitory, with several bad friends in the dormitory gathered together, holding their throats and saying something.

Pan Shuzhi couldn't hear the phone very clearly. He tapped on the phone, and then moved it to his ear, showing a surprised look.

Pan Shuzhi, who was inexplicably surprised, ran and jumped all the way back to the dormitory. As soon as he opened the door, he saw several other bad friends in the dormitory, and suddenly opened a banner:
"Bn là mt ngi tt! (You are a good man)!"

Then, the banner suddenly flipped: "Nhng ti có ngi ti thích (but I already have someone I like)!"

Seeing this, netizens laughed like crazy.

why?
Why do single dogs still hurt each other!

At this moment, the interlude sounded, which could not be said to be a sad or cheerful melody, advancing under the firm root note of Wang Haixia's guitar.

The screen changed again. In the middle of the night, Pan Shuzhi secretly got up from the bed, picked up Huang Mingyan's cell phone, and glanced at the date circled on the calendar next to it. It said "Pearl's birthday, remember to give her a gift".

Then, he successfully used the birthday password to unlock Huang Mingyan's phone.

At this moment, looking at the pearl of this MV, my heart is extremely complicated.

Because, that date is really her birthday!
Was Huang Mingyan still thinking about giving himself a birthday present?

Remember this guy forgot about it last year, so did you write a reminder this year?
God knows, these physics students can remember the most complicated formulas, but they can't remember their girlfriend's birthday!

But that's what's so cute about them, isn't it?
Pan Shuzhi turned on the phone, changed his name to "Dear" in the address book, and then secretly poked and smiled.

Seeing this, the audience understands everything.

Fuck!How cruel!
What a black heart!
Sure enough, the one who really cheated you is your own brother!
Your brother really went to great lengths to keep you single!

The mutual harm of single dogs is really the root of all evil in this world!

At this time, the melody in the music gradually stopped, leaving only the root note of Wang Haixia who will never be a slave to pave the way.

"Bounce, bounce, bounce..."

The descending root note lays out a deep tone.

Mingzhu accidentally saw a message on Huang Mingyan's cell phone from a person named "Dear".

"When are you coming back?"

"come back quickly."

"We've already stripped naked, we won't wait for you if we don't come again..."

"Don't miss that woman anymore, come back to us!"

The girl who played Mingzhu was furious, and the next second, there was a picture of Huang Mingyan being kicked out and being hit by the phone.

Mingzhu burst out laughing.

This kind of thing!How could such a thing happen!
What will happen to these bad friends!
My old Huang is already in such a miserable state!

Huang Mingyan rushed to the sea in pain.

Then there was a roar: "I'm broken in love! My girlfriend doesn't want me anymore!"

Seeing this, netizens really feel...

Enough!

In this MV, is there even a random narrative, a loop, and mutual harm?

Is this the class brotherhood of single dogs?
And the plot actually picks up!

We connected with the beginning of the MV!
Are the ideas of physicists so fresh and strange?

A plot ended, and the next second, the chorus sounded, and the handsome teenagers danced with dog ears on the deck again, singing the most pitiful chorus:

"I'm a single
woof woof woof
I don't have half a girlfriend
woo~~~
we are all single

woof woof woof
Add up or not half a girlfriend.

Wooooooooow~~~~"

(End of this chapter)