don't call me singer

Chapter 643 I would like to dedicate this song to single dogs all over the world
On the stage, the teenagers are handsomely swinging their long legs, facing the sea breeze, the setting sun, the magnificent sea and the beautiful Halong Bay, dancing the dog ear dance on the white boat that can make people bleed .

The silly dog ​​who appeared at the beginning reappeared.

It squatted on the side of the deck, watching a group of people singing and dancing, nodding its head, and dancing along with its ears.

Seeing how it dances, many people are almost envious of it.

Look at other people's dogs!
Can pick flutes, bite bad guys, and dance!
My dog, what can I do, destroy No.1!
Is it too late for me to return it now?

But my own dog, even with tears in his eyes, still has to keep it!

At this time, the four teenagers all ran to Shagou's side, hugged it and sang together:

"We're all single
woof woof woof
All in all, I still don't have half a girlfriend..."

At this moment, beside the silly dog, suddenly a few fluffy little things rolled over.

It's a few puppies!

At this time, the four teenagers who were learning how to howl with wolves suddenly got stuck.

The music also stopped.

Wang Haixia, the playwright, stared blankly at Shagou and the little puppies beside him.

Shagou also stared at Wang Haixia.

Suddenly, it tilted its head, drooped one ear, and stood up the other: "Woo-chi?"

As innocent as possible.

Seems to have no idea what's going on.

Next to it, another grey-yellow, very delicate-looking dog came over, squatted beside the silly dog, and lowered its head to lick those little puppies.

The silly dog ​​lowered his head, and the two dogs touched their heads, licked each other, and turned their heads together.

A happy family... no, a family of dogs, squatting on the deck, looking at the four teenagers neatly in front of them.

The four teenagers looked incredible.

Then, a family of dogs tilted their heads at the same time, and drooped one ear.

Tilting his head: "Huh?"

The silly dog ​​who was originally stupid, and the little milk dog of that family, dancing the dog ears dance together, made people's hearts melt.

Especially the little puppies, some of them looked at the distance in a daze, some drooped in the wrong direction, and some drooped with both ears...

This picture is too cute.

So silly, so silly!So cute, so cute!
However, in the eyes of the four single dogs, this is simply ruthless contempt!

fraud!

traitor!

What about being single?

It turned out that the wolf howling that was actually somewhat cheerful "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" suddenly changed.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

"Ah woo woo woo woo woo—"

"Roar!!!!!"

"Wow ah ah ah!"

Four real single dogs knelt down in humility in front of Shagou, the winner of dog birth, howling pitifully.

The truth is always so cruel!
At this moment, everyone who was watching the video felt that their hearts were about to be pumped by laughter.

I'm so...

I thought of the beginning, but not the end!

This f*cking person is worse than a dog, why!
It's so miserable, it's really too miserable!

But the worst thing is not this!

Next, the picture changed again.

On a wasteland, a magnificent white horse is galloping.

Shine the night!

It is running hard, with its mane facing the wind, stepping on the barren grassland, rushing to the distance.

It is so alone, so aloof, nothing seems to stop it.

But when it was tired from running and stopped by the river, two more horses came up behind it and came to Zhao Ye's side, rubbing against each other.

When the audience watched the video, a damn thing came out!
Zhao Ye even got out of the order!

Too bad!

Then, a little tiger cub ran into the dense forest, the camera moved quickly, and the focus was blurred for a moment. Playing and playing together in the wilderness.

A young man he didn't know appeared, leaned forward, pulled the cub's tail and looked down, then gave the camera a thumbs up.

That's right, Xiaohuwu's wife is gone!

Next to him, Dr. Cat raised his head proudly.

My son has been especially attracted to women since he was a child!

(Here Zhongtu made a friendly appearance)
Then the scene switched back to the deck.

The four of them were lying on the deck, looking at the sky hopelessly, singing:
"why why

Even Zhao Ye got single

Even a silly dog ​​has become a father

Even Tiger Five is in love

I still don't have a girlfriend..."

Next to them, a few puppies ran over, rubbing and sniffing beside them.

The four teenagers each grabbed a puppy, hugged them, approached them, and sang to them:
"why why

Even Zhao Ye got single

Even a silly dog ​​has become a father

Even Tiger Five is in love

You're still single..."

Torture of the soul!
Especially the last sentence, it literally pierced through the screen, and it questioned the soul of all those who watched the video!
why!
Why am I still single!
In the next second, the camera zoomed in on the cute little milk dog in Wang Haixia's hand.

It is fluffy, with round ears, tender buttocks, and a small tail wagging like a windmill...

Its left ear droops, its right ear droops, and both ears droop together.

This puppy can even do the dog ear dance!
So cute!
Blood sprouted all over his face!

Then it narrowed its eyes...

Followed by Wang Haixia's screams:

"Ah, it peed, bad dog! bad dog!"

At this time, Mingzhu, who was watching the video, was on the side of the road and almost dropped her phone.

Enough!

The screen goes black.

A line of words appeared on the screen:

"I would like to dedicate this song to single dogs all over the world."

"Don't be discouraged, don't give up, as long as you work hard..."

"You can be a single dog for the rest of your life."

"Proudly produced by 306 Band (Bai Mo Ting Xia)."

"Remember, go to the cinema and watch "Goodbye, Boy". This is the story of every single dog."

The screen is completely black.

Mingzhu and her little sisters were laughing on the side of the road as if they had picked up 500 million yuan.

Leaning back and forth, tears came out of tears.

In the dormitory of Heda, Huang Mingyan, Pan Shuzhi and others watched the MV that they participated in for the first time, rolling into a ball of laughter.

Laughing and laughing, then suddenly crying with my head in my arms.

Why, why are we so miserable!

And in front of every screen, every person holding a mobile phone, wearing earphones, facing the screen.

On the subway, in the office, at home, in the classroom.

They all let out silly laughter, laughing until they twitched.

306, enough of you!
I don’t know how many parents and mothers, after watching this video, watch it again with their own dogs, hoping that their dogs will also learn the magical skill of "dog ear dance".

"You don't know how smart my dog ​​is. After reading it, he didn't learn the dog ear dance. Now he has learned to pee on me!"

(End of this chapter)