don't call me singer

Chapter 692 Song of a Single Whale? (three more)
There has been no news of Gu Xiaobai on the Internet for a long time.

Gu Xiaobai seldom surfs the Internet, and all his online news are basically released by people around him.

Especially the few people in 306, who often sold Gu Xiaobai inadvertently.

But now Gu Xiaobai is surfing the sea by himself, and the people from 306 are working hard to prepare for the school song competition, so Gu Xiaobai has been quiet for half a month, and there is no voice on the Internet.

But during this time, it was not smooth sailing.

The news that BXB was selling Gu Xiaobai in the Indonesian market was fermented in South Korea, and then became lively on YouTube, Facebook, and TikTok, which attracted the attention of domestic netizens.

Then there was another round of war of words.

Korean netizens were triumphant: "You Gu Xiaobai is so good, why is the sales of your new album being suppressed by our BXB?"

Chinese netizens disagree: "What kind of garbage market in Indonesia? Is there anything worth caring about? You BXB is amazing, how many albums have you sold! Is the global sales a fraction of our Xiaobai mainland sales?"

Korean netizens refused to back down: "Never mind what kind of market Indonesia is, didn't you Xiaobai say you want to come to Indonesia? Come on, let him come to Indonesia to find a fight!"

Of course Chinese netizens refused to admit defeat: "Just wait, when we Xiaobai arrives in Indonesia, you will be finished!"

Both sides drool more and more.

But Gu Xiaobai never showed up, and Gu Xiaobai's studio was also calm and silent.

Many overseas Chinese in Indonesia, or netizens who traveled to Indonesia, sent reports from the front.

"The box office of "Goodbye, Boy" is terrible, and it hasn't broken one million yet."

""Youth 306" is on the ranking list, and I can't find it at all!"

Then everyone was puzzled.

What the hell is Gu Xiaobai doing?
Of course, Gu Xiaobai's die-hard fans didn't care too much.

No one person in this world can dominate all markets.

We, Xiaobai, must be playing with our own big toys at sea. How can we have time to care about the small Indonesian market at this time.

In this world, only two or three countries are eligible to despise Indonesia, the fourth most populous country in the world.

We Xiaobai are scientists!the scientist!

However, everyone was defending Gu Xiaobai on their lips, but in their hearts they were still expecting, expecting that Gu Xiaobai could make another move and directly hit the audience!

Moreover, they are really curious...

What the hell is Xiaobai doing now?
I haven't heard from Xiaobai for such a long time, I'm not used to it.

However, just today, news about Gu Xiaobai suddenly appeared on the Internet!
"A whale appeared next to the Zhongjun, entangled Xiaobai and refused to leave!"

On the Internet, there are videos taken by the people on the boat everywhere. The whale poked its head out of the sea, staring at Gu Xiaobai for a long time with its small eyes staring twice.

It is also marked: "This is not a freeze-frame picture!"

Below, the barrage of countless netizens flew randomly.

"Ah, I have lived for decades, and I have never seen such a beautiful human being!"

"Ah, Ben Whale is in love!"

"This whale is male! But it doesn't matter, the species is not a problem, let alone gender!"

"Xiaobai, Xiaobai, Xiaobai! I, Xiaojingjing, support you!"

When the whale jumped out of the water, the barrage became even more frantic:

"Look, this world-shattering leap is all for you, Xiaobai!"

"Watch me dance for you!"

"Spinning and jumping, I closed my eyes~ Xiaobai can't see, are you intoxicated?"

Then netizens discovered that Gu Xiaobai still disliked him!

"Ahahahaha, Xiaobai is so cruel, he turned around and left!"

"The whale is so hurt!"

"The tears of whales are flying!"

Later, when the whale waved its big wings and beat the Zhongjun, the barrage was even more funny.

"Open the door, open the door! You have the ability to snatch men, but don't you have the ability to open the door?"

"Xiaobai, Xiaobai, my Xiaobai, come back quickly!"

"Whale Whale, don't knock on it! The Zhongjun is very expensive, and you can't afford it if the paint is scratched off!"

At this time, various warnings floated on the bullet screen: "High energy ahead!"

"Nuclear energy ahead!"

"Non-combatants please evacuate quickly!"

When Gu Xiaobai and the humpback whale chanted and communicated with each other, the screen was full of barrage and the screen could no longer be seen.

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

"There it is! Whale Whisperer!"

"Xiaobai is actually communicating with a whale!"

"He must be the reincarnation of a whale! Such a high note! Such a chant!"

"I'm crying, Xiaobai, please release a whale language album!"

"WTF, humans can no longer stop Xiaobai!"

On the Internet, it exploded again.

The communication between humans and whales is really rare, unprecedented, and unprecedented.

Back then when Gu Xiaobai sang "Left Finger to the Moon" on the street, some people complained about Gu Xiaobai's "whale singing style", saying that Gu Xiaobai was simply a little white whale, and he wanted to throw Gu Xiaobai back into the sea .

Now, they discovered to their horror that this kind of thing... might be a proverb.

Gu Xiaobai is simply the reincarnation of a whale!
On the Zhongjun, Jiang Wei was taking a nap.

As Gu Xiaobai's bodyguard, Jiang Wei has been really busy recently.

On the Zhongjun, Gu Xiaobai does not need his protection at all.

He just takes care of Gu Xiaobai's daily life, helps Xiaobai tidy up the house and so on, and the rest of the time is wasted.

Fortunately, he could also smuggle back to Xihan, so he slept on the boat when he was free.

At this moment, he was sleeping soundly when he was suddenly woken up by his mobile phone.

He picked up the phone in a daze, and saw that it was Sister Shan.

"Ah?" Seeing that it was Sister Shan, Jiang Wei was shocked.

This woman is terrifying and difficult to deal with!
"Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep! Go and see what Xiaobai is doing!" Sister Shan knew Jiang Wei was sleeping again when she heard Jiang Wei's voice, and she couldn't help but get angry.

"Xiaobai...what are you doing? I can't understand what he is doing..." Jiang Wei muttered, seeing what Gu Xiaobai was doing, the only consequence was falling asleep...

However, Jiang Wei quickly got up and walked onto the deck.

Sister Shan said: "Don't sleep all day, I'll give you a task. I saw Xiaobai communicating with the whale, singing, etc., so I just took a picture. Recently, there is too little news about Xiaobai, and netizens and fans are not happy. !"

Jiang Wei stepped onto the bow and suddenly stopped.

"Sister Flash, Sister Flash..."

"It's useless to call me sister!"

"No, Xiaobai..."

Jiang Wei simply turned on the video, and then saw Gu Xiaobai lying on the railing of the bow, teaching the big whale to sing.

"why why

Even Zhao Ye got single

Even a silly dog ​​has become a father

even in love

I still don't have a girlfriend..."

On the surface of the sea, the big whale hummed along with it!

Although I can't sing the lyrics, but the melody is right!
What's the situation?
Do Whales Sing Human Songs?
"Take a picture, take a picture!" Sister Shan yelled.

Yes, this is what netizens need, Gu Xiaobai's movements!
What is the Indonesian market!
There are some things that only we Xiaobai can do in this world!
Jiang Wei saw that there were already several people taking pictures beside him, so he was relieved, he leaned over and asked cautiously, "What is Xiaobai doing?"

"Oh, Xiaobai is trying to persuade this whale not to be a single dog, but to find a girlfriend quickly." Wang Guanshan grinned and laughed.

(End of this chapter)