don't call me singer

Chapter 991 This is a song that can find a girlfriend if you sing it
Everyone was stunned when they heard the title of the song.

What song is this?

Zhu Qinan stood on the stage and looked down: "Is there anyone who wants to come on stage and sing with me?"

Zhu Qinan pointed to the audience: "Xiaobai, do you want to help me sing the hook?"

Gu Xiaobai stood up, looked around, and pointed at himself.

"I?"

"Yes, come, come, come up." Zhu Qinan beckoned, and then pointed to 306 next to him: "Little Xia, do you want to sing?"

Wang Haixia looked confused, do I still want to sing?Isn't it enough for you to have Xiaobai?
You want me, Dong Yuan, to come on stage?You can't be so greedy!

"This is a song that can find a girlfriend after singing!" Zhu Qinan said.

After saying this, before Wang Haixia could stand up, Zhou Xianting next to him had already stood up: "I'll sing!"

I want to find a girlfriend!
I must find a girlfriend!
At the scene, "wow" burst out laughing.

The real world!

In order to find a girlfriend, these academic masters have to use their prehistoric powers!

Now Wang Haixia couldn't sit still anymore, he and Zhou Xianting dragged Zhao Mo onto the stage together.

Zhu Qinan was still not satisfied, he casually ordered people from above: "Brother Yao, come up!"

Zhao Xingsheng over there was also a little moved. He also wanted to stand up, but he still couldn't stand up.

I can't afford to lose this face!

Of course, he would not admit that he was ashamed.

I am a man who has been single for several years longer than Zhu Qinan!
Forget it, let's not steal Zhu Qinan's limelight, and give Zhu Qinan some face!

Zhu Qinan ordered more than a dozen people to come on stage, all of whom were familiar faces from the school song competition, and those who were selected looked at each other, and they all came on stage laughing and laughing.

Everyone is single, so hypocritical, let's go on stage together and give Brother Nan a ride!
In fact, today was Zhu Qinan's last appearance in the school song competition. After today, Zhu Qinan was no longer a student.

Naturally, there is no way to participate in the school song competition.

Off the stage, everyone was dizzy, and they still wear this?

Next to him, Wu Quandong was standing on the side of the stage, grinning so hard that his mouth was wide open.

In fact, he really likes to watch his students, always doing all kinds of messy things.

Even sometimes, he still needs to clean up the mess for them.

However, this feeling of unique vitality is really great.

How boring it is to live the same life every day.

When everyone got on stage, Zhu Qinan handed out a piece of paper to each of them.

Gu Xiaobai glanced at it, scanned the score and lyrics written on it, and showed a look of dumbfounding.

On the other side, Zhou Xianting glanced at the lyrics, his face turned dark immediately.

Off the stage, everyone is staring at the stage.

"The face is black, the face is black!"

"Ahahahahaha, I feel like everyone has been fooled!"

"This song is definitely not like what Brother Nan said, if you sing it, you will have a girlfriend!"

"This is all a routine, Brother Nan is doing badly! Don't underestimate the old champion of the school song competition!"

"Fight up, fight up!"

Seeing that everyone was on stage and finished reading the score, Zhu Qinan said: "I just finished writing this song, so it will be a bit rough. Please bear with me. If you like it, you can play it freely later~"

Free play?Is it to play freestyle?

But that's not how freestyle is played. There are about a dozen people on stage, who is free and who is style.

After Zhu Qinan finished speaking, he waved his hand to the back, and the pre-recorded beat already sounded.

Just as Zhu Qinan raised the microphone to his lips, Gu Xiaobai snapped his fingers and there was a snap.

The loud music stopped immediately.

Zhu Qinan froze for a moment, then saw Gu Xiaobai turn around, flicking the lyrics in his hand lightly.

With a "swish", the lyrics in Gu Xiaobai's hands were instantly shaken straight, spinning and flying off the stage.

"Wow!" Under the stage, many people sitting in the front row stood up and stretched out their hands to grab the piece of paper that Gu Xiaobai threw out.

One of the tall boys grabbed it in his hands.

But before he had time to read the lyrics, he heard other people shouting desperately.

Gu Xiaobai walked to one side of the stage, beside him, a DJ booth was rising from the ground.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" off the stage and almost overturned the sea dragon palace.

Xiaobai's DJ!

I didn't expect to have the opportunity to hear it!
"Wait, wait! Brother Nan!" Someone stood up off the stage, took off the hat on his head, and threw it towards the stage.

A red van hat fell on the stage.

Today's Zhu Qinan came on stage for the representatives of doctoral graduates. At the moment, he is wearing a doctoral uniform on the outside, a doctoral cap on his head, and a suit and leather shoes on the inside. He is very formally dressed.

He threw away his doctor's cap, took off his doctor's suit, unbuttoned his suit, pulled off his tie, tore off the buttons of his shirt, and put the red flat-brimmed van cap on his head backwards. Then, with a flick of his hand, the red doctor's suit He put one hand on his shoulder, like a red one-shoulder cape.

"Brother Nan, here it is!" Someone next to him handed over a pair of round sunglasses. Zhu Qinan put on the sunglasses, brushed his hair, and raised his eyebrows.

At this moment, the person standing on the stage was the stern-faced excellent doctoral graduate representative just now.

The current Zhu Qinan is cool, naughty, and a little funny.

Over there, Wang Haixia has already shouted to the audience: "Does anyone have an eyebrow pencil?"

Everyone froze for a moment, then suddenly realized something.

"I!"

"Me me me me! I have eyebrow pencil!"

"Use mine!"

Several girls have already ran to the audience.

"Papapapa" eyebrow pencils were thrown on the stage.

What else are there makeup mirrors, small powder cakes...

Wang Haixia picked a few, ran to Gu Xiaobai's side, and stretched out his hand to draw his eyebrows.

Not long after, a pair of Zhang Fei eyebrows flying obliquely into the temples appeared on Gu Xiaobai's forehead.

The camera shot over, and the picture appeared on the four oversized big screens at the top of the stage, and the students on the scene laughed like crazy.

"You don't draw well!" Gu Xiaobai still disliked it, "You need to practice more!"

"I'll draw two more strokes for you!" If it wasn't for the fear of stabbing Xiaobai to death, Wang Haixia would have brandished the eyebrow pencil to fight Gu Xiaobai desperately.

Off the stage, everyone watched Gu Xiaobai's flying white eyebrows slanting into his temples!

Looking at Zhu Qinan's red doctor's robe slung over his shoulders, holding a microphone, wearing sunglasses and a truck cap.

Looking at other people holding the lyrics, posing poses, and cheering loudly.

Below, Tong Yu and Shao Yangyang sat together in the seating area of ​​the finalists of the school song competition who were invited to watch.

Tong Yu looked at them on the stage and felt a little unbelievable: "It can still be like this? It looks so interesting..."

Even before I started singing, I was already so happy.

Are they not afraid that the singing will be bad, and the performance will be bad?
Next to him, Shao Yangyang was even more dull.

"So music is so fun?"

On the stage, Gu Xiaobai stood in front of the DJ booth, but turned around first, playing a melody on the Yaoqin behind him.

Hearing this melody, everyone's eyes lit up.

Hey, what a familiar melody!

Gu Xiaobai turned around, holding the Yaoqin in one hand and the DJ stand in the other. He tapped his fingers on the pad on the side of the DJ stand, making faint drumbeats to lay the groundwork.

With a "wow", the sound of the waves came, and then the tone changed instantly.

Here comes Xiaobai's DJ, Xiaobai's beat!

On the huge monitor above the stage, the lyrics appeared, and Gu Xiaobai had given the lyrics to the staff just now.

Zhu Qinan put the microphone to his mouth, and the bullet-like rap sounded.

"heiyoo~I put me still single~ah deep deep on the coast

Almighty sea please~ah, end my disaster..."

Zhu Qinan ran across the stage like a crab, with the microphone flashing from his mouth.

"Save the single otaku who don't have a girlfriend~ah friend..."

When he sang this line, beside him, more than a dozen singles who came on stage together sighed in unison.

"The waves rolled over and wiped away~ Alas, the sea god appeared..."

Behind Zhu Qinan, Wang Haixia possessed a playful spirit, raised his hands high and shouted loudly: "Almighty Sea God, please save me!"

"He's wearing flip flops and he's eating fast food..."

Under the fast rapping, the flow flows rapidly, completely ignoring the grammatical sentences, and gushing out following Gu Xiaobai's extremely dynamic beat.

After singing this sentence, Gu Xiaobai's piano sampling over there was over, and both hands had returned to the DJ stage. At this time, he tilted his head and aimed at the microphone on the side, and a high-pitched, holy singing sounded: "OH God please save me..."

After singing this sentence, Gu Xiaobai turned the knob rapidly, and DELAY, ECHO, and SPIRAL were seamlessly connected. The singing sound like an angel was constantly delayed, looped, and then rose, rose, and rose...

At that moment, it seemed that countless people were singing arias in unison, as if an angel from heaven had descended, and the scene seemed to have been shone with holy light.

The voice kept swirling and repeating, becoming more and more ethereal and ethereal. The people at the scene felt their scalps explode and their backs tingle. They seemed to be sublimated.

Zhu Qinan stood in the center of the stage, raised his head, and stretched out his hand. The red doctor's suit was hanging down his shoulders, giving him a sense of holiness.

At this moment, the voices of Gu Xiaobai's subordinates changed again, and the sampled voice reappeared: "Wow", a huge wave rushed towards the face, and the voice like a hymn just now was washed away by this wave.

Zhu Qinan withdrew his hands, the microphone returned to his mouth, and the deep rap voice continued: "He said that young man, I have a plan~plan~plan~ for your future."

In the back, Gu Xiaobai left the dial, and the music seemed to be stuck following Zhu Qinan's rap, repeating it three times.

Then Zhu Qinan shouted loudly:
"See this magic glove?"

His left hand is outstretched and clawed, as if wearing a glove.

"See this amazing glove?" repeat~
In the next second, the words faster than a Gatling machine gun burst out.

"It's studded with rubies, emeralds, opals, iolites, and carats. Hey, snap your fingers and you'll be alone forever."

With a "snap", Zhu Qinan snapped his fingers.

Under Gu Xiaobai, the knob was already in place.

With a snap of his fingers, it instantly turned into an endless roar, rolling back and forth.

With a snap of the fingers, the sky falls apart!

Boy, starting today, you can be alone forever!
Off the stage, everyone was stunned.

What the hell are these lyrics!

On the stage, everyone looked at each other and hooked up!
　This chapter is also 3K, two chapters make up for yesterday's chapter.

　　
　
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