don't call me singer

Chapter 992 "I Want a Girlfriend"

Gu Xiaobai twisted his hands and shifted his tune a little. The piano sound from the old record came, and it was the sound he had just sampled from playing the piano that was replayed.

At the same time, his singing voice has also become the sound of old records.

It seems that there are celebrities from the old days, singing in front of the old-fashioned microphones with old loudspeakers.

"Every street and alley

everyone's mouth
first meeting
just congratulations
congratulations congratulations congratulations
Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations..."

When Gu Xiaobai sang this passage, he laughed with a "boom" off the stage.

It turned out to be "Congratulations"!
Congratulations on what?Congratulations to Zhu Qinan, can you finally be single forever?

It's talking about the banner that made Zhu Qinan a hot search.

"Congratulations to Zhu Qinan, the senior who has not found a girlfriend for ten years and graduated as a single!"

Congratulations!Congratulations!
Others also joined in. They held the lyrics in their hands, surrounded the microphone, and sang the chorus loudly:

"I've been single for thirty years

still be single
after graduation today
I will be single tomorrow
congratulations congratulations congratulations
Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations"

This word was changed so that people couldn't complain, not to mention the people off the stage, even the group of people singing on the stage almost burst out laughing.

And at the end of the song "Congratulations Congratulations Congratulations", everyone off the stage sang along.

All of a sudden, countless voices sang together:

"Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations", don't mention how lively it is.

Even Wu Quandong, on the side of the stage, sang along, laughing so hard.

In fact, there are too many people who can sing this song, and they have to listen to it several times every Spring Festival.

It can even be said that no one can sing.

No wonder Zhu Qinan brought so many people onto the stage. Anyone can sing this hook!

In fact, the song "Congratulations" was not originally a song to celebrate the Spring Festival.

This song was written in 1945. In that year, the Anti-Japanese War was finally won, and people could hardly conceal their joy, so they wrote this song.

When people are traveling, the first thing they say when they meet is to congratulate each other.

Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!

What a scene of universal celebration that was.

The suffering is over and spring has come!
Later, this song became a congratulatory song for the Spring Festival.

And now, it has been changed to a hook part on stage.

Really excellent music is always like this. No matter what age it is, it can show vigorous vitality, constantly change its appearance, radiate a new look, and will never be eliminated by the times.

After singing this chorus, everyone laughed so hard that their stomachs ached.

On the one hand, it was because of the funnyness of this song, and on the other hand, I had to sigh with emotion, senior Zhu Qinan's self-mockery.

It's fun and cute.

As expected of a man who became a hot search with just one banner!

How much is a banner? Do you have 100 yuan?
Much better than Brother Yao who spent 6000 million to be on the hot search!
Everyone on the stage also let go. They spread out on the circular stage, waved their hands to the audience, and danced their bodies to Gu Xiaobai's beat.

Over there, Zhu Qinan has entered the second paragraph.

"I wrote that I was single on the telegraph pole
Kind people, please come and accompany me

Let me go home and give my parents a long face
Bring a flowery daughter-in-law home for the New Year

After waiting for all the flowers to thank, someone finally called me back.

Opposite is an old man who speaks dialect
I said hello father-in-law, where is my wife..."

Zhu Qinan paused for a moment, and the next second, the rap faster than Gatlin continued:
"He said that the old military doctor can cure all kinds of diseases. Insufficient kidney qi, sore waist and knees, night sweats in the middle of the night is kidney deficiency.

Everyone with fast lyrics can't even keep up with the subtitles.

After Zhu Qinan finished singing this sentence, everyone below was silent for a few seconds.

then……

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

"I'll go, Brother Nan!"

"The old military doctor is awesome!"

"Damn it, I dare to write any words like this..."

"The lyrics are awesome!"

"Brother Nan, Brother Nan!!!"

On the side of the stage, Wu Quandong covered his face.

I know Xiaonan, you graduated!
I know you have already got your diploma and degree certificate, so don't be afraid of me!
But you at least give me some face!
On this occasion, what kind of old military doctor is singing!
My stomach hurts from laughing so hard, I have to host a whole graduation ceremony, okay?
Next, is the chorus of the audience.

"Every street and alley

everyone's mouth
first meeting
just congratulations
congratulations congratulations congratulations
congratulations congratulations congratulations

been single for [-] years
still be single
after graduation today
I will be single tomorrow
congratulations congratulations congratulations
Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations..."

On the stage, everyone hugged each other and congratulated each other.

Congratulations, congratulations on being single.

Congratulations and congratulations on being single.

Congratulations, you are single for life.

Congratulations and rejoicing, you are also single for a lifetime!

After congratulating each other for a long time, they suddenly felt that something was wrong.

Damn it, I was really tricked by that bastard Zhu Qinan!
How can this be a song that can find a girlfriend?
This is a song that you can never find a girlfriend after singing it!

I was so fooled!

Is it too late for me to step down now?

Unfortunately, it's too late!
Suddenly, Zhu Qinan had reached the third stanza.

"Who wrote me still single as a banner and hung it under the tree
If you want to write, please write me more miserable
Ten years of undergraduate, master and Ph.D. mastery

The champion brother of the tenth school song competition won three

No girl told me not to marry unless you
There is an old man who said that children should not be afraid of the vanity of the world..."

After singing here, Zhu Qinan looked at Wu Quandong who was standing on the side of the stage.

Then, he made a fist with his left hand and raised it up.

On his left index finger, a silver-gray ring gleamed.

Zhu Qinan continued to sing: "Since you want to leave this silver-gray ring, I will give it to you—"

Zhu Qinan looked at Wu Quandong, and Wu Quandong also looked at Zhu Qinan.

At this moment, there was an unspeakable surge in Wu Quandong's heart.

This kid actually wrote me into the song...

This is the first time someone wrote a song for me!

Wait, how old am I!

Why am I an old man!

At this moment, the last line of lyrics came.

"Its interior is carbonized, surface hardened, micro-arc oxidized, laser engraved, and plated with palladium. Wearing it on your index finger will make you more secular than a monk—"

Wu Quandong almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

However, Zhu Qinan also shouted loudly: "Come on, hold up your bachelor ring!"

In the back, Gu Xiaobai raised his left hand, and the Supreme Lord of the Rings gleamed.

On the side of the stage, Hu Wenbin looked at Li Zhong, the graduate representative beside him, and raised his left hand.

Four rings sparkled.

Hook started again:

"Congratulations, congratulations..."

Zhu Qinan smiled and looked at the audience.

Although he sang such a funny song, there were tears in his eyes.

Classmates, congratulations on your graduation.

　"I Want a Girlfriend" Lyrics

　　I'm still single deep in the shore
　　Almighty sea please end my disaster
　　Rescue the Single Otaku Without a Girlfriend
　　The waves roll over and erase the handwriting, the sea god appears
　　He wears slippers and Xiaguang and eats fast food
　　He said boy, I already have a plan for your future
　　see this amazing glove

　　It's studded with rubies, emeralds, opals, iolites, carats, snap your fingers on it and you'll be alone forever
　　(hook:

　　every street
　　everyone's mouth
　　first meeting
　　just congratulations
　　congratulations congratulations congratulations
　　congratulations congratulations congratulations

　　been single for [-] years
　　still be single
　　after graduation today
　　I will be single tomorrow
　　congratulations congratulations congratulations
　　congratulations congratulations congratulations)
　　I wrote that I am still single on the telegraph pole

　　Kind people, please come and accompany me

　　Let me go home and give my parents a long face
　　Bring a flowery daughter-in-law home for the New Year

　　After waiting for all the flowers to thank, someone finally called me back.

　　Opposite is an old man who speaks dialect
　　I said hello father-in-law, where is my wife?
　　He said that the old military doctor can cure all diseases. Insufficiency of kidney qi, weakness of the waist and knees, night sweats in the middle of the night is kidney deficiency and kidney deficiency.

　　(hook)

　　Who wrote I'm still single as a banner and hung it under the tree

　　If you want to write, please write me more miserable
　　Ten years of undergraduate, master and Ph.D. mastery

　　The champion brother of the tenth school song competition won three

　　No girl told me not to marry unless you
　　There was an old man who said that children should not be afraid of the vanity of the world

　　Since you're leaving this silver-gray ring, I'll give it to you
　　Its interior is carbonized, surface hardened, micro-arc oxidation, laser-engraved and plated with palladium
　　(hook)

　　
　
(End of this chapter)