The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 186 Sheldon who is going to the North Pole

"I swear, my orientation is absolutely normal, and I don't have any fetishes!" Howard swore on the car back to Los Angeles.

"Really? So you have admitted that you are gay, right?" Leonard drove the car with a smile on his face: "Those two tigers are both male tigers."

Things in Las Vegas stay in Las Vegas life.

But it does not prevent everyone from using it as a topic of conversation on the way home.

Shortly after Ron found Leonard and Rajesh from Tyson, by comparing the monitoring of Tyson's home and the hotel's monitoring, he found that the groom disappeared after returning to the hotel with them.

Not surprisingly, they should still be staying in the hotel. Coupled with the reminder of the mattress thrown from the roof, they quickly found the lost groom from the forbidden roof.

This unlucky guy was thrown to the roof of the building as a prank by his companions, but because the little fat man drugged them in their wine, they forgot about it.

Poor groom, his skin was burned red by the sun, like a big lobster.

Fortunately, there was still time, enough time for them to rush back to the wedding. Of course, they also sent invitations like Ron and his party, but they were rejected by three scientists with social phobia.

Really, after having so much fun last night, he woke up today and immediately turned into a good boy. Ron was really uncomfortable for a while.

"No, of course I'm not gay, I said it all, it's because of the drug." Howard continued to refute.

Ron's final reason for recruiting them was that their previous tenant was a drug addict. In order to meet the inspection, he hid the medicine in the kettle, and all four of them drank the water in the kettle. It was purely coincidental.

Of course, Peggy didn't think so.

Standing by the window of the staff dormitory, Peggy, who watched Ron leave, stomped angrily: "Damn it, if you didn't get in the way..."

"Leonard, are you really going to chip in to find me a woman yesterday?" Howard patted the seat in front of him: "What does that woman look like?"

"It's beautiful, Rajesh said it's your favorite style, wait a minute! You really don't mind her occupation is..." Leonard turned around in surprise.

"Look at the car! Leonard." Ron quickly grabbed the steering wheel to avoid the fate of the car crash.

"It's too late to thank you for having a wonderful night with a woman for free!" Howard said excitedly, "What a pity! What a pity!"

Howard's expression became very intoxicated, the ghost knows what he was thinking, messy things, it should be the plot of the night he missed, and it was still very obscene.

"But although I don't remember what happened anymore, being able to do the same thing with my best friend, Howard, and compete against each other, I really feel like our friendship has been sublimated one step further."

Rajesh said with satisfaction, while speaking, his hand unconsciously held Howard's hand.

Two big exclamation marks appeared on the heads of Ron and Leonard at the same time, there must be something wrong with these two people!
Speaking of which, there are also small groups in the group of four, of course not the kind that intrigues each other, but the kind that is close to each other.

Rajesh and Howard have a better relationship, while Sheldon and Leonard, because they are roommates, spend more time together than the other two. After Ron joined this group, he miraculously The ground is still in balance.

Ron is Sheldon's elder brother, but apart from the necessary blood relationship with Sheldon, most of the time it is to play some harmless pranks on Sheldon.

Such as using his toothbrush to clean shoes, putting his hands in warm water after Sheldon fell asleep (bed-wetting) and so on.

But on the other hand, Ron got close to Howard because of weapons research and development. Although he only had a master's degree and was ridiculed by Sheldon as a space plumber, everyone admitted that he was the best man in Caltech. engineer.

Otherwise, it would not be his turn to design a horse barrel for the International Space Station, let alone freely enter the remote command room that controls the Mars rover at any time.

Think about it, if Howard's level is not indeed recognized by the vast majority of people, how could this situation happen?

As for Rajesh, although he was born in a super rich family and looks like a spoiled rich second generation, his own IQ cannot be underestimated. In most cases, whenever Sheldon has a new idea, , Rajesh is often the first to catch up with his train of thought.

At this time, Ron usually thinks about how to contact Sheldon's home planet and pick up his alien brother.

As for Leonard, Shelton can choose him to be his roommate, which in itself is a recognition of his IQ, although Sheldon complains about Leonard's research every day. .

But don't you need talent to successfully replicate other people's research?What's more, he often inspires Sheldon with new inspiration.

It can be said that Sheldon's four-person team is one of the most elite scientific research forces in Caltech. Therefore, the four of them were invited by Sheldon the first time they returned to the apartment.

"Hey, I got a weird email yesterday," Shelton said. Howard and Rajesh immediately stared at Ron nervously. Could this be a video of their super friendly incident with the male tiger? Bar?

With Ron's bad taste, it's completely possible!
Fortunately, Shelton's next words made them relax: "The president of the university asked me to meet him in his office at eight o'clock this morning."

"I guess you went to harass him last night, didn't you?" Ron ordered a bottle of water and sat back on the sofa.

"Of course, it must be an emergency when he met me at 8 o'clock the next morning. Everyone in the university knows that breakfast is eaten at 20 o'clock, and the stomach starts to digest at 16:[-]. During the [-] hours between receiving the email and meeting, I Like a Heisenberg particle.

How can I bear to know only my position or speed, but not both?These annoying things will keep running in my head. "

"Yeah, I know all too well what that feels like," Leonard said pointedly next to Ron.

"I guess you will wait until two o'clock in the morning at most, and you will definitely knock on the door of the university president, right? I guess he will definitely ask you what time is it?" Ron guessed based on his previous understanding of Sheldon's behavior road.

"Yeah, I don't understand, why is everyone asking me the time, don't they have a watch?" Shelton was surprised, obviously, he was very surprised that Ron could guess the situation at that time.

Leonard asked, "Everyone? Who else?"

"The principal's wife, and his distraught daughter, the whole family is very interested in whether others know what time it is."

Rajesh showed a puzzled expression: "Ron, I heard that your people in Texas are tough. How did Sheldon grow up so big in that place?"

Ron rolled his eyes: "Otherwise, how do you think my fighting skills and marksmanship are trained? Without my cover, this kid will spend his high school career in a high school student's closet."

"Hey, I was already a very respected little scientist when I was in high school! Everyone in the town likes me." Sheldon retorted dissatisfied.

"That's why when the carnival is held, you are so popular when you participate in the diving bucket game. Almost everyone in the town participates."

"Bucket diving? What's that?" Rajesh asked.

Ron explained: "It is to let the participants sit on the stool on the water tank, and then someone else throws a ball to throw a disc, and the person sitting on the water tank will fall into the water."

"If Sheldon still plans to participate in this kind of game when, I am willing to spend a month's salary to lose the ball, just to see him fall into the water." Leonard YY saw Sheldon fall into the water , The corners of the mouth unconsciously grinned to the ears.

"Everyone in the town thinks so, so this one project alone raises more donations for the church than all the other projects put together, and if it wasn't for my mother not letting Missy participate, she would have spent all her pocket money. said Ron, shrugging.

"Hey, Ron, we're talking about business!" Shelton pulled the chat back to the topic: "Remember the application I submitted to the National Science Foundation to go to the North Pole to survey slow magnetic monopoles?"

"remember."

"A space was available at the last minute for members of the Foundation's arctic expedition."

"Wait," Leonard's eyes widened, "You mean the principal asked you to join the Arctic scientific expedition team?"

"Of course, he's still very enthusiastic, he said," Sheldon said triumphantly, "Frankly, I wish I could send you to the North Pole tonight."

"That's normal," Ron sneered. "I guess he also wants to leave you with nothing but a vest for warmth, so you can stay there forever without bothering him." .”

"Sheldon, that's the North Pole. Are you sure you really want to go? I'll worry about you." Leonard said worriedly, but his eyes almost became slits when he laughed.

"Yes, I agree." Sheldon nodded.

"Yay!" Howard Dragesh jumped up excitedly and bumped his chest: "We can finally have a summer without Sheldon!"

Howard: "You can still play outdoors!"

Rajesh: "The most important thing is that you can sit wherever you want on the sofa."

Leonard: "I can still poop whenever I want, without having to look at that fucking toilet schedule!"

Ron covered his face in embarrassment, how humble are you guys?Is this little thing worth getting excited about?
"Thank you, but don't be too happy." Sheldon protested dissatisfied.

"I suddenly had an ominous premonition." It has to be said that the Indians' intuition was very keen, because Shelton's next words made them fall into an ice cave.

"I formally invite you to join me in this incredible Arctic expedition."

"Oh~" Rajesh sighed in disappointment: "Are you worried that we will touch your things after you are gone?"

"I admit that I have concerns about this," Sheldon nodded: "But the more important reason is that I need a team to assist me, and the three of you are the best candidates."

"Hahaha, friends, I wish you good luck~" Ron gloated.

"The Arctic, the climate is harsh, and there are polar bears, isn't it too dangerous?"

"Don't worry about our safety. The scientific expedition team promised that they will equip us with the best security personnel to participate in the operation."

It didn't feel good to change Ron now, because Sheldon didn't take his eyes off his body when he said this, which made him feel uncomfortable: "Wait, this security guy is talking about me, right? "

"Yes, I recommended you to them, Ron, you don't have to thank me."

I thank you grandma for a leg!
Ron was so angry that he wanted to curse, if they hadn't been brothers and had the same grandma, he would have said all the curse words.

"Didi~" Ron's cell phone rang at the right time, and it happened to be the transfer order that Sheldon had just mentioned. Fortunately, the transfer order was only in the tone of consultation, and did not say that he must go.

After all, it is a major scientific research project that may prove string theory. The United States is not at ease. It can be said that there is a precedent for placing agents among scientists, and it is a common crime.

It's not aimed at the scientists involved in the project, but mainly to ensure that there are no other spies to steal the scientific research results. Who knows what amazing discoveries these scientists will eventually make.

The last time the United States achieved a major reversal and became the world's number one scientific research power was when it stole scientists from Japan during World War II.Directly let a second-rate technological country get on the high-speed train of nuclear energy and become the country's top scientific research power.

"I can avoid it for a while, and give you some time to discuss whether to get involved." Shelton ran back to the room and closed the door.

"We're not really going to run to the North Pole with him, are we?" Howard was the first to object.

Leonard wanted to go: "Think about it, this is a scientific research project funded by the National Fund, how can we refuse?"

"No, I'm not saying that we don't want to participate in a nationally funded scientific research project, but that we don't want to spend three months locked up in the Arctic Circle with a madman!"

"Yes, I think the same way. Although he is my younger brother, I'm afraid I won't be able to resist pulling out his intestines and strangling him while he's chattering. My parents will be sad at that time."

Ron struggled and said that he was Sheldon's elder brother, and it was true that he was willing to protect this worrying younger brother, but it didn't mean that he could really spend three months alone with Sheldon.

At that time, without waiting for Howard to do it, he will kill Sheldon first.

Leonard persuaded: "Howard, this is a major scientific research project. Imagine that if it is successful, we may even be on the cover of a magazine!"

"It may also be that I assembled a crossbow with my own hands and killed him."

"You're just as likely to be in a magazine that way."

(End of this chapter)