The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 187 HELLO, Mr. Tang
"Have you really considered it carefully? Are you really going to the hellish North Pole with Sheldon? Are you sure you can really stand Sheldon? Three full months!"

"Of course, don't forget that I am an Indian. My religion tells me that the suffering I have suffered in this life will be turned into the gospel in the next life and rewarded to myself."

Rajesh said eagerly: "After three months of experience in the North Pole with Sheldon, I can be reborn into a super rich man with a hot body and flying skills!"

Ron rolled his eyes: "You mean a playboy like Tony from Stark Industries?"

"Yeah, that's it, or Wayne from Gotham," Rajesh added.

"Gentlemen, have you made a decision?" Sheldon asked from the back room.

"I join." X2.

"I'll join too."

The three friends reached an agreement in this way. In the end, everyone turned their attention to Ron, and Ron spread his hands helplessly: "What are you all looking at me for? I'm not a necessary member of the scientific expedition team. They can easily find someone else to protect them."

"It's not a particularly important discovery. I don't have to follow it unless you find a large frozen robot under the Arctic ice that can transform into a tank."

"Oh, Ron." Leonard sighed, trying to continue to persuade, if Ron was with him on this trip, Sheldon might be able to restrain himself a little.

Of course, Sheldon also expected this, but his reason was more because he spent enough time with Ron, which was enough for him to get used to the protection of such a strong brother.

"Don't do this, Sheldon," Ron shrugged. "Don't look at me like that. You've grown up. You don't want me to protect you like you did when you were a child, do you? Unless you admit that you are still a child .”

"I'm not! I can take care of myself without you!" Sheldon pouted angrily.

"That's right, that's it, then it's settled, I wish you a smooth journey~" Ron patted Sheldon on the shoulder with satisfaction and swaggered out of the apartment.

"Don't tell mom, come on, big boy!"

For some reason, Sheldon looked at Ron's leaving figure and felt as if he had been tricked again.

In the room, Rajesh was still asking when to leave so that he could go home and pack his luggage. Sheldon came back to his senses: "A friendly reminder, since I am the captain of our expedition team, according to regulations, you should first Say 'Report, Captain.' No exception."

Howard took advantage of Sheldon's turn around and made a move to string the crossbow and shoot Sheldon to death with one arrow.

And Ron had already driven to the airport as if he was taking a walk. He didn't bring anything except his wallet and ID. He planned to take a walk-and-go trip and take a good rest.

On the way, he also used his mobile phone to search for places suitable for single men on vacation. No matter how many times he searched, the search engine seemed to be bribed, and the answer was Thailand.

Thailand seems to be okay?I have heard in my previous life that there is a man's paradise, but I have never seen the true face of heaven due to my limited pockets. Maybe this holiday can be a good time to spend?
Thinking of this, Ron called Andy to inform the special operations team of the holiday and asked him to give each of them a generous bonus.

Even Karl has a share of the money, and the Christmas holidays officially begin.

"Thailand, here I come!" Ron sighed and boarded the plane.

It was a whim decision to go to Thailand for vacation, but after thinking about it, this decision seems to be very good. Although Ron only masters two languages, Chinese and English, this is enough for traveling in Thailand.

What's more, if he really needs a guide, isn't there a second senior brother of his over there?
It is said that Tang Ren, the private detective who has become the number one detective in Thailand's Chinatown.

Speaking of which, the life experience of this second senior brother is also very rough. He used to be a quiet rural villager, and everyone in the village thought he was mentally ill.

Of course, the reason for the mental illness may also be caused by being overly stimulated by witnessing his father killing his brother.

The master saw that he was pitiful, so he adopted him, taught him skills, and returned to the village after he finished his studies. It is said that he was married once, but the marriage was not very happy.

Not long after getting married, he came to Thailand alone. According to Ron's speculation, it was probably because his wife cheated. Anyway, from the first time Ron saw this second senior brother, he felt that his head was inexplicably green.

It can't be when the system endowed it with the great prophecy, right?It's just bullshit.

Meanwhile, Thailand's police force is in shambles.

Of course it wasn't because of Ron's arrival. In fact, this trip was his private vacation trip, and he didn't alarm any official people.

The culprit who really messed up the Chinatown Police Department was a homicide linked to a gold heist.

Officer Huang, who was in charge of closing the gold case, was commanding at the scene, when suddenly one of his subordinates reported: "Officer Huang, Kuntai is here."

As soon as the words fell, a middle-aged man walked into the scene of the crime with a big belly and a greasy hamburger and coke in his hand.

"Thank you, Sir Huang, thank you for helping me protect the scene."

"Thank you for your size!" Officer Huang patted Kun Tai's greasy hand aside after eating the hamburger in dissatisfaction.

"It's my jurisdiction, so of course it's my case."

"I've been investigating the gold robbery case for three months, and it seems that people will get all the stolen goods. Now that the gold is gone, you say it's your case!"

Police Officer Huang pointed at Kuntai dissatisfied and yelled loudly.

"Don't understand the rules? Whose land case is his own!" Kun Taihao yelled back loudly, not to be outdone, the food residue in his mouth was sprayed, and Police Officer Huang had a face.

"Say one more thing, believe it or not, I'll beat you up?!"

"Beat me, come on, who is afraid of whom?"

……

At the airport in Thailand, a fair-looking Chinese boy was waiting anxiously with a suitcase. On the other side, a wretched-looking middle-aged man was holding a dark mobile phone. After comparing with photos for a long time, he finally confirmed.

"Qin Feng?" The white boy turned his head, and your man rushed over and hugged him: "Hahaha, welcome to Thailand, I am your cousin Tang Ren!"

"Sorry to keep you waiting, you know I'm a great detective, I'm very busy, I have a lot of cases to deal with~" Tang Ren took Qin Feng's suitcase, but he didn't take him out of the airport. He was in place, waiting for someone.

"I, I...why don't we leave yet? Yes, here..." Tang Feng stammered halfway through his words, but was cut off by Tang Ren.

"You want to ask us why we're still waiting here? Don't you? It turns out you're stuttering."

Qin Feng opened his mouth and was about to say something, but Tang Ren spoke back quickly: "Don't worry, we'll leave right away. I have a younger brother who is coming to Thailand too. Let's wait for her."

"Master, master...brother?"

"That's right, the junior brother he was talking about is just mere." Qin Feng hadn't finished stammering. On the other side, Ron and a beautiful lady came out from the exit and greeted them.

"My God! You speak Chinese!" Qin Feng was taken aback.

"What's so strange about this? As an American, is it strange that you can speak Chinese?" Ron shrugged and continued to speak in Chinese:

"Don't you also sing your own songs like this? The whole world is speaking Chinese, and the words of Confucius are becoming more and more international..."

Ron became very interested and improvised a paragraph directly.

What greeted him was Qin Feng's dumbfounded expression.

It is not surprising that a foreigner can speak Chinese, but the strange thing is that this foreigner can also sing Chinese songs, and the jingles in the songs are more fluent than Qin Feng himself.

"I forgot to tell you, besides learning martial arts, my junior brother is also an artist. Many of the songs he wrote were sung by famous singers,"

With a proud expression, Tang Ren reached out his hand to the beautiful woman beside Ron wretchedly: "Miss, what's your name?"

"I'm from Thailand, and I don't speak Chinese," the woman politely touched Tang Ren's hand, then quickly retracted it like an electric shock, and continued to speak in English: "You can call me Xiaoshui just like Ron. .”

"Ron, I have something to go first!" Xiao Shui waved to Ron, turned and left, and after walking a long way, Tang Ren still stared at Xiao Shui's ass lewdly.

Ron blocked her eyes in displeasure: "Don't look at it! I can't even handle a woman, let alone you."

"My God, there are still women in this world that you can't handle? Who is this sacred?" Tang Ren was shocked.

"Xiao Shui, my classmate from Harvard University, is now a famous fashion designer. She is an unbelievably conservative woman. She only has her seniors in high school in her heart."

Ron curled his lips, concealed part of the key content and did not say, in fact, he had chased Xiaoshui in college, but he was rejected, and it was the first time in her life that she was rejected by a woman.

Although Ron has always been surrounded by all kinds of high-quality beauties, as a yellow man in his previous life, he still has a greater sense of identity with yellow-skinned beauties.

It's just that the Chinese girls in the United States are too Americanized, they don't have the grace that should belong to the yellow race. It wasn't until college that Ron met the first girl who made him feel good, and he didn't know that the confession was rejected.

what a pity.

However, what is miraculous is that he miraculously sat next to Xiao Shui on the plane that came to Thailand for fun.

"Hahahaha, I can see that you have suffered from her at a glance. Don't worry, there are many girls like this in Thailand. Come to me and have fun for a few days. I guarantee that you won't even remember your last name."

Tang Ren burst out laughing, but immediately restrained himself after being glared at by Ron.

"Well, anyway, I'm here for vacation, why don't you tell me about the arrangement during this time?" Ron crossed his arms and stared at Tang Ren carefully.

"Of course, of course, I've already helped you arrange your itinerary for this week!" The others took out a stack of photos from their arms and stuffed them into the arms of Ron and Qin Feng.

"The Chao Phraya River, the big floating market, and the show of monsters. Tomorrow, I will take you to Thailand first, the most famous Grand Palace. How about it? Junior brother?"

Tang Ren had a smug expression on his face, like a child waiting for a compliment.

"I want to see Siamese conjoined twins." Qin Feng weakly raised his hand to express his opinion.

"What?" Ron Tang Ren stared at the fair boy.

"Ellery Quinn, the stuff of detective stories."

"Tch, it's boring, your cousin is such a disappointment." Ron waved his hand boredly.

"I heard from your mother-in-law that you often like those messy things. I told you about novels and movies to scare children like you! If you like detectives, accompany me to handle a disappearance case immediately?"

"Really? Can I really work with you on the case?"

Tang Ren persuaded his cousin and nephew persuasively. If Ron hadn't had a deep understanding of his character, he would definitely have mistaken him for a good uncle.

"Of course it is true! However, all actions must be under my command, junior brother, do you want to come together?"

Ron shook his head quickly: "It's better for you to go to investigate the case. I'm tired of working, or you go to investigate the case first, and I will find a place to play first?"

"Brother, where is the busiest bar in Thailand?"

"What are you talking about? Yours and mine. When you come to Thailand, you are all my guests. I have already prepared a place for you to welcome and wash away the dust! Investigate or something, I will take my eldest nephew with me tomorrow, junior brother, you play first How about it?"

Ron nodded indifferently.

But in no time Ron would regret his rash decision.

Because he was dragged together by others, and in a KTV with terrible audio equipment, he listened to the ghosts and howls of Tang people all night long!

During the period, there were various local girls in revealing clothing, touching him.

If Ron remembers correctly, according to the local characteristics, this should be called a princess, but this princess is an unscrupulous kind of princess.

Anyway, you can come with money, and you can't even guarantee if it's a girl or not.

Because the little boy who was entertained with him, Qin Feng, told him when he came back from the toilet that he met another "woman" in the bathroom just now, and the things he took out were bigger than his!

"Calm down, calm down, this is Thailand, and shemales are normal." Ron could only comfort him like this, and comfort himself by the way.

Hell, if I knew it, it would be better to go back to her house with Xiaoshui. Tang Ren, a scumbag, was unreliable when he was learning martial arts together.

Ron clearly saw that he threw a pill into Qin Feng's wine when he was not paying attention. Even if he thought with his toes, he knew that there must be something in his glass of wine.

Tang Ren definitely didn't have any bad intentions, but Ron still didn't appreciate this kind of hospitality, mainly because he thought it was too dirty, so he kept the clean ones at home by himself, so he didn't have to run out. What about dirty diseases?
Just horrible.

(End of this chapter)