The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 317

"Small theft: The housekeeping skills of Eggsy, a British ruffian gentleman, who can randomly steal something from another person at the moment of physical contact."

This is Ron's biggest gain after completing Valentine's mission.

This mission has basically ended after Peggy got Valentine's system. Except for Valentine himself, only the female secretary who has been with him has not had her head blown off.

But he still couldn't escape Eggsy's beating. In the end, Eggsy's poisonous blade in the leather shoes cut his skin and died of poisoning. I have to say that this way of death made Ron really complain.

Is the gun in your hand a display?How about killing it with a single shot?
Ron didn't know when, an unhealthy trend began to blow in the secret service circle. It was popular that no matter how good the weapon was when facing the final boss, they had to rely on punches to determine the outcome.

In this regard, Ron has only one comment, that is, he is simply sick.

But what he didn't expect was that in the end, he still won the approval of Eggsy, and only then did he have the above new skills, but because of the randomness of the effect of this skill, he may not get the result he most wanted when using it.

For example, to test his skills just now, he patted Rajesh on the shoulder, and when he put his hand into his pocket again, he found that there was an extra piece of personal clothing that was warm and exuded the unique body fragrance of Indians.

Ron was so frightened that he threw the thing into the trash can in the bathroom and rubbed his hands with disinfectant.

The Indians looked as usual and continued to sit and order as if nothing had happened.

"Will you still stay with us tonight? Because we welcome you very much." Sheldon extended an invitation to Howard while looking at the menu.

While Ron and the English gentleman are saving the world together, something interesting happens with the scientist quartet.

Because Howard vacillated between living with Bernadette and continuing to live with his mother, he could only stay overnight at Sheldon's house in order not to offend the two.

Leonard, who just learned that his ex-girlfriend Priya, Rajesh's sister, had returned to Los Angeles, gave up his bedroom and ran to Rajesh's house to share a bed with his sister.

Sheldon is very satisfied with Howard, his new roommate, so he asked this question.

"Thanks for the kindness, but I have my own plan." Howard declined.

"You just need to remember that as long as you need the help of a friend who is a little cold and ranked third, I am always ready." Ranking friends by intimacy is only something that Sheldon will bring out on the table That being said, Ron wasn't surprised.

As soon as Sheldon finished speaking, Leonard and Priya came over hand in hand.

"Why are you two holding hands? I obviously forbid you to hold hands!" Rajesh said, staring at the two holding hands.

Priya tactfully said, "Rajesh, you know Leonard and I have already spent the night together."

"Yes, but you are just sleeping in the same bed because I forbid you to do anything else." Rajesh continued to deceive himself, but his sister was not used to him.

"Listen, Leonard and I have decided to be together, you have no right to decide who I go out with."

"Actually, he really can." Ron is more optimistic about Leonard and Penny, the lovers, so he doesn't have a good impression of Priya: "According to India's "Manu Code", there are clear rules for such issues. It stipulates that if a woman's father is absent, then the responsibility for controlling his basic desires falls to her closest relatives, in this case, Rajesh."

"It's really surprising, I just wanted to say this!" Sheldon looked at Ron strangely, as if meeting his brother for the first time: "I didn't expect you to have such a deep understanding of Indian customs."

"Please, don't look at me with that expression that you can read books." Ron shrugged his shoulders pretending to be relaxed: "Don't forget, I am also a Ph.D. in Chinese Language and Literature from Harvard, and I have dabbled in a little bit of other Asian culture is very normal.

And I also know that the code also stipulates that if someone violates it, she will be reincarnated as a dog in her next life and suffer from illness all her life. If these are true, considering that the prize is only Leonard, your bet seems a bit high. "

Ron's science popularized Leonard's eyes, but Rajesh gave him a thankful look, and said before Leonard could speak: "That's it, Priya, we are Indians, and we believe in these things." Toy, there is no way."

"I remember that the code also said that if you eat beef, you will live with the cow for three months and drink cow urine every day to atone for your sins. So, how are you going to explain the beef burger you ate at noon?" Prie As expected of a law student, Ya fought back quickly.

"Feudal superstition, you know, good and bad, you can't believe it all," Rajesh was a little at a loss, and simply called a rogue: "I mean, you can't be with Leonard."

Ron watched Rajesh's poor performance, sighed and stood up: "I'm going to go to the bathroom, Leonard, do you want to come together?"

"Ron, are you also going to stand with Rajesh against Priya and me?" Leonard followed Ron to the bathroom and asked immediately.

"Also?" Ron sighed: "That means someone else persuaded you besides me? Who? Howard or Sheldon?"

"Sheldon, he never liked Priya."

"Well, listen to Leonard," Ron said in a serious tone, "I will never interfere with my friends' choices, but, in this matter, you are ill-considered, so I will say something casually." Say, how do you choose me in the future and don't say a word, can you?"

Leonard nodded, but his eyes were full of grievances.

"Although you and Priya have the same level of education, which allows you to talk about many topics, but I also want to remind you that you are two people from different worlds, pay attention to what I said here It's not just race."

Ron didn't want to be nosy at first, but thinking of Leonard's green hat in the original time and space, he still couldn't help reminding him kindly. Of course, it's not his business whether Leonard listens or not.

"I know." Leonard lowered his head, not knowing what to think.

"No, you don't know, Leonard, Priya is only temporarily staying in Los Angeles because of work, right? When the work here is over, she will leave. What do you plan to do then? What do you think , Is it possible for her to give up her job for you and stay by your side? Or, are you willing to give up everything here and start a new life in a country completely unfamiliar to you?"

(End of this chapter)