The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 318 The Chocobo Theft Incident

Although Leonard promised Ron that he would think about what he said, in terms of actual results, he didn't take it to heart at all.

In other words, in the current beauty, Leonard chooses to grasp what he can grasp now. This is probably the so-called one bird in the hand is better than two birds in the bush?

Even in order to conform to the aesthetics of his new girlfriend, Leonard even replaced the frame glasses he had worn for many years with contact lenses, which made him almost blind, and even Ron's project was all because of Leonard. The eyes are not slightly affected.

Fortunately, he had only worn it for a day, so he couldn't hold on and took it off by himself. Otherwise, no matter how good the relationship was, Ron would kick him out of his mecha team.

"God! Although I have always doubted your existence, why did you abandon me? Obviously my mother has such a good relationship with you!"

Ron came home, and as soon as he walked to the door, he heard Sheldon screaming in the room.

Ron frowned. Sheldon was an atheist. Under normal circumstances, he would never mention God. If he mentioned God, it meant that something big must have happened, which made him completely lose his sense of control.

Ron pushed open the door, and a police officer in the room handed Sheldon a paper bag and asked him to blow in it.

"What happened?" Ron asked, frowning.

"I was stripped naked, Ron! Nothing was left for me!" Seeing Ron enter the door, Shelton complained angrily.

"Are you his roommate?" the officer asked Ron.

"No, I'm his brother. I live across from the apartment. What's wrong with him?"

"Your brother reported to the police that he had been stolen."

Ron looked around the apartment and found that everything was furnished as before, and he didn't see anything missing. He asked curiously, "But it seems to me that nothing was lost. What did they steal?"

"What did they steal? You should ask what they didn't steal?!" Sheldon looked up, with a hint of crying in his voice: "She stole my enchanted weapon, my evil gladiator armor, my pure energy Staff, and all my gold coins!"

"You actually called the police because someone hacked your World of Warcraft account?!" Ron rolled his eyes. He was shocked, but thinking that this was Sheldon's habitual character, he felt a little accustomed to it.

"What else can I do? Hero Sheldon, a blood elf at level 85, the hero of the Eastern Kingdom, has been stripped off like a corpse under the scorching sun!" Sheldon gasped angrily and continued to complain Said: "Even, the FBI also hung up my phone!"

If the big bald head of the FBI is willing to take care of this kind of nonsense, he will be damned. The mess that Valentine caused last time has not been closed yet. How free is he?
"Keep breathing into the bag."

Sheldon put a bag on his mouth, but still didn't stop him from speaking: "They also stole my combat chocobo!"

"No way? They even stole Gran?"

"Yes, Gran, the only bird I love so much!" After finishing speaking, Sheldon took a few big breaths into the bag, as if his lungs would explode if he didn't exhale. .

"Take care, everyone." Seeing someone coming back, the police officer finally didn't have to stay with the psychopath anymore, and was about to leave, but was stopped by Sheldon when he walked to the door.

"Wait a minute, are you just letting it go?"

"Sheldon!" Ron exclaimed with some helplessness: "I believe that Mr. Police Officer is equally sorry for your loss, but the jurisdiction of the Pasadena police station has not yet extended to the continent of Azeroth." .”

"Then at least introduce me to a police officer who was fired?"

"What?" The policeman was at a loss.

“It’s the kind of cop who got fired for refusing to stick to the rules, and now commits to justice in his own brutal way,” Shelton explained.

Ron sent the policeman out the door without a word, and turned around: "I think you've watched too many movies with a brain, how can there be such a person in reality?"

"What kind of world is this? One person can snatch another person's combat chocobo at will. This barbaric act must be blood for blood, tooth for tooth, and the time has come to speak out, Ron, let us unleash the war demons !"

Sheldon gave a very mediocre speech, while Ron was groping for the specific meaning of "War Demon". Time to meet people on the road.

But an hour later, a hasty knock on the door shattered his illusions.

"Hi, Ron."

"Are you a war demon?" Ron looked at Howard outside the door speechlessly. If even Howard could be a war demon, then this title is too cheap.

"Of course, Howard, the war demon, is always at your service."

Ron let them in, plus Leonard and Rajesh who had come back before, the four-man team of scientists assembled, each with a laptop and began to look for hackers.

However, it is a pity that although these four geniuses have made different achievements in their respective fields of expertise, their performance in hacking technology is average.

Not to mention comparing with Peggy, even compared with hackers like Tej Ramsey, the level is not even a star and a half.

"I said how long will it take for you? Isn't tonight the night of the World of Warcraft we agreed on? Originally, I wanted to go to the next instance with you." Ron sat on the sofa and looked at the busy four people, bored Said.

Since they started playing World of Warcraft together, every Thursday game night has changed from Halo to World of Warcraft, but it seems that tonight's game should be a failure.

Ron sighed. If he had known this, he shouldn't have come back today. He might as well have stayed in Ah Han's restaurant until Caroline and Max got off work, and then went home to do something to do with love, or be with Giselle Ride a motorcycle to the countryside, and then get in touch with nature together in a beautiful wild mountain...

Anyway, anyway?Better than sitting here and watching four rookie hackers retrieve Sheldon's lost gear.

"You can wait for a while, or you can log in first. We already have some clues. The hacker is probably a troll named Melancholy. It's just that this person is so beautiful that I didn't find any trace of him." Howard answered without looking up while typing on the computer.

Ron had no choice but to turn on the computer and log in to the game to see if any other guild comrades were ready to download a copy?Bring one yourself by the way.

It's just that after it clicked on the login interface, immediately, after Sheldon, a second scream sounded in the apartment: "Where did it go?! Where did my equipment go?"

Ron stared dumbfounded at his ransacked account. A soldier named Weasley was standing naked on his character interface, only the rags that came with the system to hide his shame were left on his body. Everything disappeared.

"Ron, has your account been stolen too?" Sheldon said gloatingly, poking his head over.

Ron turned his head and glared at Sheldon viciously, because he suddenly remembered that his game account had been logged in on Sheldon's computer as well as on his own computer, and the nearest One login, exactly yesterday.

In other words, the person who stole the Ron and the Sheldon are the same person!

"Damn bastard!" Ron cursed secretly, his murderous eyes swept over the four scientists one by one: "No matter what method you use, you must find this bastard, FXXK! I don't want to steal something from the IRS." Mix it up!
When I find this guy, I will not only make him spit out all the things he stole, but also tax all the income from his stolen account!Tax the heaviest! "

The four nerds were shocked when they heard the words. Originally, they were thinking about what to do if they found the address of the hacker?
It's not enough for the four of them to go up together without a chicken, but now that Ron's name is added to the list of victims, everything is different.

"Hey! Hey! The troll is here, I'll follow, what are you going to do? Ron, have you been taught a lesson in the game?"

Howard asked Ron while manipulating the game character to keep up with the troll. Ron joined, and the team was naturally headed by Ron.

"Of course we have to give him a serious lesson, but it's not in the game," Ron sneered. "Quick, find a way to get the address of their home, and I'll take you guys to clean him up."

"But what if he has a gun?" Rajesh worried: "I know that in many places in the United States, it is not illegal to shoot people who break into houses without permission. What if he treats us as intruders..."

"Then it's faster than someone else's gun~" Ron searched and pulled out the gun. Before Larajesh could see Ron's movements clearly, he was hit on the head by the handle of Ron's gun: "Hurry up!" Take his word for it? Brothers?"

"Why don't we play smarter and try the tricks of good cops and bad cops?" Leonard tentatively put forward his own suggestion.

"It doesn't need to be so troublesome, we can play a little more cunning," Ron shook his head, stood up and patted Rajesh on the shoulder: "Like this kind of wretched guy who only hides behind the computer, he has almost no resistance to the opposite sex. Zero, you go and seduce him with your number."

Rajesh's game account is a female account, a female blood elf, one of the most beautiful characters in the game.

Rajesh raised his head in a daze: "But how to seduce?"

"Wait for me." Ron said hello and left the room. After a while, he came back with a piece of Penny's underwear. His eyes scanned the four people again, and finally stopped on Rajesh's C cup. Come down: "Rajesh, take off your shirt."

Rajesh took off his shirt obediently, Ron put her on Penny's underwear, and asked Howard to help him squeeze out a deep ditch.

"Crack!" A seductive and sexy photo was created in this way.

Ron handed the phone to Rajesh: "Send him this photo, and ask him: Do you want my original underwear? If so, tell me your address, and I'll mail it to you right away."

Less than five seconds after the message was sent, Ron immediately got the hacker's real address.

The four of them gave Ron a thumbs up in unison, and Ron smiled contemptuously. What is this?Back then, we didn’t spend a penny, just used three female accounts to constantly cheat the gold coins of the little winners, and used our large male account to become the main force of the guild, am I proud?
But that was already a thing of the previous life.

"Carlsbad, 2711 Haijing Road, this is a Google map photo of his home, only a few hours' drive from Pasadena, how about we go together tomorrow?" Howard showed the map to Ron.

"Tomorrow? I can't wait until tomorrow. The Cooper family never takes revenge overnight," Ron asked while dialing the phone, "Do you mind taking a helicopter ride with me?"

"Helicopter?" The four were dumbfounded.

……

Todd Zanecki feels that today is definitely the luckiest day of his year.

Not only did he use his hacking skills to steal two high-level World of Warcraft accounts, judging from the equipment on these two accounts, the money he sold was at least half a month's worth of expenses for him.

And he also met a big beauty with a bold style and a hot body in the game.

Well, it’s a bit too much to call a beauty right now. After all, he hasn’t even seen anyone, only a partial photo sent by the other party, but he dares to swear with all the small movies in his computer, this is definitely The hottest brown beauty he's ever seen.

Nor did he know what a brown beauty smelled like, but he would know the answer to that question soon, because his brown beauty was on her way to meet him.

Todd put on what he thought was the most handsome outfit, looked left and right in the mirror, and almost sprinkled a whole bottle of perfume on himself, intending to make a good impression on the other party. Late got more than just a piece of clothing.

"Dong dong dong~" A knock on the door interrupted his endless YY, at the same time, he received a new message on his mobile phone.

"Honey, I'm here. If you open the door now, I will allow you to untie the things I promised you (love) (love) (blow kiss)"

Todd was elated, and rushed to the door: "Honey, I'm coming~"

It's just that when the door is opened, there are no sexy and hot beauties outside, only a strong man in a suit standing at the door, staring at him maliciously.

Ron gritted his teeth and asked, "Todd Zanecki?"

"Who are you? What happened to my caramel baby?" Todd asked boldly.

"Caramel baby?" The corners of Ron's eyes twitched. The ghost knows what Rajesh was thinking. He actually came up with such a disgusting game name. He pulled Rajesh behind him: "Here, your caramel baby, Now that your affairs are settled, it's time to settle our accounts, do you remember the game account of Ron Weasley?"

Todd's intuition was not good, and he wanted to close the door quickly, but Ron had already pressed the door with his foot, and a fist was getting bigger and bigger in his eyes: "I f*cking let you steal your account!"

(End of this chapter)