The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 336 The accident in the apartment
Women are always duplicity, this point, Ron has been verified in his many years of life as a scumbag.

After attending the birthday party at Uncle Pritchett's house, Ron followed Max and Caroline back to Max's hut, and under Caroline's eyes that were about to burst into flames, He hugged Max and rolled onto the bed.

then……

Max began to sing, the singing was melodious, and only Caroline was moved to tears. Of course, Caroline's eyes were not the only ones who shed tears. In the end, Caroline, who was attracted by Max's moving singing, couldn't bear it, and joined the battle together.

At first, it was just Caroline taking advantage of Ron's unpreparedness to launch a sneak attack. Ron immediately turned around and counterattacked, but after hitting him, it became Ron fighting against Caroline and Max.

It wasn't until this time that Ron discovered that the biggest function of the perpetual motion machine attribute turned out to be this!

Fortunately, I have a perpetual motion machine attribute, otherwise... You know, Caroline and Max are not as simple as 1+1=2!
"Ron, do you have any other girls besides us?"

During the intermission, Caroline stroked Ron's arm with her fingers, asking with a sly gleam in her eyes.

Ron was speechless, silently looking at the sky and breaking his fingers.

"Why are you silent?" Caroline asked curiously.

"I'm counting how many women there are~" Ron replied innocently. He had too many women, so many that he almost lost count.

"Ron, you bastard!" Caroline punched Ron with a punch. Of course Ron fought back, not to be outdone, and Max also joined the battle at the right time. Soon, another big battle began...

It wasn't until night that Ron dragged his tired body back to the apartment.

"Good evening, Ron~"

Ron pushed open the door of the apartment, and the first thing he saw was Rajesh. He was standing at the dining table. There were sumptuous dishes on the table, and just looking at it was appetizing.

Of course, it may also be because Ron Zhang is busy working all day and has nothing to do with eating.

"Did you do all of this? Rajesh, why are you here? Where's Leonard?"

"I switched places with Leonard," Rajesh said aggrievedly, "I don't want to be at home every day and listen to him doing those obscene things to my sister. Do you know what Leonard did? He took me Star Trek legs for my sister!"

"He also asked my sister to open the hatch and wait for the space shuttle to enter! No way, I can only hide here, Ron, do you want to eat together?"

"Of course, thank you for the hospitality~" Ron sat down at the table unceremoniously: "I guess the space shuttle must be very unscrupulous, right?"

Rajesh rolled his eyes and didn't answer, but shouted into the bedroom: "Sheldon, come out for dinner~"

"What is this?" Sheldon was also shocked by the feast on the table.

I saw on the table, from grilled snails, grilled foie gras, the top French food ingredients, to the world-famous Wellington steak and Boston lobster, a small dinner was unexpectedly prepared by Rajesh. Feel.

"This is the difference between eating and eating~" Rajesh said proudly, admiring the surprised expression on Sheldon's face with satisfaction.

His pride is of course well-founded, because he made all the dishes on the table by himself.

"It's amazing! I just now realize how perfunctory Leonard has been all these years~" Sheldon rarely praises someone once, but even when he praises someone, he doesn't forget to hurt another: "Rajesh , you should really stay here for a long time, Ron, what do you think?"

"If you eat such a rich meal every day, of course I agree with both hands." Ron replied with satisfaction while eating a piece of Wellington steak. It's pretty good to be able to make it like this just by cooking at home.

"However, it would be even better if we could add a grilled oyster next time."

"OK, grilled oysters, I remember, I promise, you will see this dish on the dinner table tomorrow night," Rajesh wrote a memo on his mobile phone, pouring red wine for the two Cooper brothers graciously : "Cheers~"

"Cheers~"

"Hey, Sheldon, did you change the WIFI password again?" Everyone just clinked glasses, the apartments opened, and Penny came in holding the laptop.

"That's right, the current password is: Penny pays the Internet fee by herself, there is no space."

"Thank you," Penny reconnected her computer to the Internet. Just as she was about to leave, her eyes inadvertently glanced at the dishes on the table, and she couldn't move anymore: "Wow~ What's going on with this big meal on the table?"

"Certainly from our wonderful Indian chef, although I have already expressed it once, but please allow me to say it again, well done, Rajesh." Ron raised his glass to Rajesh.

"Thank you," Rajesh and Ron touched, "Penny, would you like to have some food together, anyway, I cook a lot today."

"Oh~ thank you!" Petunia, who loves to eat free food, immediately threw the computer aside, sat down next to Ron, and poured herself a glass of wine without being entertained: "Celebrate tonight's big meal."

"And Rajesh who is a hundred times better than Leonard."

"And tomorrow's oysters."

"Cheers~" Everyone toasted again...

The next day, Ron woke up with a headache from the hangover he hadn't had in ages.

Shaking his head, he lamented that he was getting more and more relaxed and vigilant, and was about to get up and get dressed, when he suddenly realized that his arms sank, and there was someone sleeping next to him! ! !

Ron was shocked!Reflexively, he groped towards his waist, but found nothing. However, after seeing the identity of the other person on the bed, Ron finally breathed a sigh of relief. So it was Petunia?Then you don't have to look for a gun anymore.

and many more!

Ron was just about to go back to sleep when he suddenly realized something was wrong, why is Petunia in my bed?
wait!It's not my bed either, it's Leonard's bed!
And the most embarrassing thing is that, judging from Penny's shoulders exposed outside the quilt, Penny should not be wearing anything.

"OMG!" Petunia was awakened by Ron's movements, and she slowly turned her head: "What did we do last night?! Ron, do you remember?"

Ron shook his head blankly. He vaguely remembered that after drinking a bottle of red wine yesterday, Penny went back to her apartment to get two bottles of 92-degree vodka, and then the three of them went to drink together, and then...

And then he doesn't remember anything.

This damn system, why doesn't it have a drinking skill!

However, just when he thought the accident was over, Ron's shock in the morning didn't end. Another Indian head poked out from the other side of the quilt, "Good morning, Ron, Petunia."

"Rajesh! Why are you there?!" *2.

(End of this chapter)