The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 337 I Just Criticize (Merry Christmas Everyone)

Ron sleeps on the far left of the bed, on his right is Petunia, and on Petunia's right is Rajesh. No one wears much clothes?
Well, at least Ron was still wearing a pair of underpants. He just lifted the quilt and took a look, and he couldn't help but relax a lot, but no matter how he recalled, he still couldn't remember what happened yesterday.

It's not going to be three people playing together, right? !
"OMG! OMG! OMG!" Petunia, like Mrs. Xianglin, kept chanting: "God, listen to me, what happened yesterday never happened, understand?"

Ron and Rajesh nodded in unison, then frantically went around the house collecting littered clothes and throwing them on indiscriminately.

Of course, no matter when, Sheldon is still like a punctual clock, getting up on time at seven o'clock every morning, but when he wants to eat cereal and watch TV dramas in his special seat as usual, Only to find that his sofa has been occupied by others in advance.

"Leonard, what are you doing here?"

"I live here," Leonard replied, rubbing his eyes.

“That’s not what my papers say.” A day earlier, Shelton had Leonard and Rajesh sign an apartment swap, making Raj his new temporary roommate.

Poor Leonard sat up on the couch: "Prya is going back to India."

"It's two different things." There was a knock on the door, and Shelton opened it unhappily, and when he got to the door, he didn't forget to confess: "Rajesh has a good time with us, you can't just ruin him like this. "

"What are you doing here?" Sheldon opened the door, and Howard was outside.

"I didn't sleep all night. I had a quarrel with Bernadette, and she gave me a beautiful watch." Howard opened his sleeves and showed his new watch.

Rolex is expensive. With Howard's income level, at least three to five months' salary can afford it, but this is Bernadette's one month's advance salary.

Yes, that’s right, Bernadette no longer needs to be a waiter like Penny. Originally, her purpose of being a waiter was to pay for her own tuition. Now, she has completed her studies and received a doctor’s degree in medicine. He was even favored by a major pharmaceutical company.

The imbalance in Howard's heart can be imagined.

However, this special emotion does not exist in Sheldon's weird brain circuit: "Leonard, can you understand what he is saying?"

"Of course." Leonard replied weakly.

"Talk to him." Sheldon pointed to Leonard on the sofa, but Howard just took two steps, and two embarrassed figures walked out of the bedroom in the apartment. One was to make himself look wild last night, And Rajesh, who tore up all his clothes and could only come out wrapped in a quilt, and the other was Petunia, who was disheveled and held high heels in her hand, trying to keep her voice down as much as possible.

It's a pity that her plan was miscalculated. In an instant, the eyes of the three people in the living room were all attracted by the magical partner of the two.

Leonard was shocked by the picture in front of him and sat up from the sofa: "What's going on?!"

"Hahaha~ It's not what you see anyway~" Penny laughed a few times, leaving Rajesh wrapped in a quilt in a daze, and quickly passed between Sheldon and Howard back to her apartment.

"What does that look like?"

Sheldon was muttering to himself, but there was an immediate response to his words.

"How do I know, hey, isn't it Monday morning? Why don't you look like you are going to work at all? Is your school closed today?" Ron walked from the stairs to the door of the apartment and looked inside Looking around, he happened to see Rajesh with a shocked face. Before he could speak, Ron spoke first: "Rajesh, what kind of dress are you wearing? Is it a strange custom in India?"

After finishing speaking, when everyone was not paying attention, he gave Rajesh a hard look, and Rajesh immediately shut his mouth obediently.

He swallowed the phrase "Didn't we sleep with Petunia together?" At the same time, he was also full of doubts, why did you come to the door when you were sleeping on the same bed just now?
If Ron knew what Rajesh was thinking, he would definitely sneer with disdain, what a joke, don't forget, my job is an agent!How many agents have you seen come through the door in an emergency?
We all go through the window!

As early as when Penny and Rajesh were nervous, Ron had already put on his clothes, and when the two of them were discussing a common statement to the outside world, Ron had already opened the window and walked down the drainage pipe of the apartment building. slipped down.
Then he walked up the stairs again, pretending that he had just come back from his morning jog. This time was also his morning jogging time, and nothing aroused anyone's suspicion.

For a professional agent, this matter is simply not worth mentioning. If the old kings all over the world can learn this skill, then the level of greening in this world will definitely be very good.

"Ron, did you hear what Penny said just now? 'It's not what we saw'? What would it be like?" When Sheldon said this, Rajesh's quilt slipped accidentally: "La Jesh, don't you want to find a pair of pants and put them on first? Aren't you cold with bare legs?"

"My pants are all at home."

"And what about the pants you wore yesterday?"

"I..." Rajesh was speechless, he couldn't let himself tear up the Indian dance, could he?
Rajesh cast his pitiful eyes on Leonard, this is his home, and the two people happen to be about the same size, Sheldon and Ron are too tall, he can't wear clothes, and only Leonard more appropriate.

"Come with me, I'll find you some clothes to put on for you first." No matter how upset Leonard was with Rajesh, after all, he was a friend, not to mention he slept with his sister, so he took the initiative to pull Rajesh to his bedroom.

"Poor Leonard~"

"Poor? I really don't understand how he is pitiful? Isn't it me who is the most pitiful? It's a good morning, just messed up by you, my cereal is almost smashed, and I also missed Dr. Strange playback time."

Taking advantage of Leonard getting up, Sheldon quickly sat down in his seat and turned on the TV, and seized the time to watch the remaining tail of Doctor Strange. As for the bowl of mushy cereal, he never thought about it again.

Howard asked curiously: "Do you know why Rajesh came out of Leonard's bedroom with Penny naked?"

"Maybe they just studied the topic of environmental protection all night, and feel that the textile industry is too environmentally friendly, so they plan to stop wearing clothes from today?" Ron met Howard's suspicious eyes calmly: "What am I doing? I Just to criticize those who are not environmentally friendly."

(End of this chapter)