The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 350 The most disgusting invention in human history
Ron's moral bottom line is money, of course, which is easy to satisfy. With a wave of Francis' hand, the tax payment ratio of Ron's special task force dropped from [-]% to [-]%. Don't underestimate this little man. A small [-]%, with Ron's current work efficiency, this [-]% is likely to be tens of millions of dollars.

Worth it!

It's just that it's not yet time for Ron to make a move. Although Eggsy and the winery agents managed to find the ex-girlfriend of the traitor of the trump card agent, and stuffed the bug into it.

As for why the word "plug" is used?Ron didn't know, anyway, that's what Eggsy said when he called him.

But until now there is no valuable information, so Ron can only continue to wait, but this does not prevent him from making some preparations in advance, such as asking Howard to make some new props for him in the Caltech laboratory , So during this time, Ron ran to Caltech more frequently.

Recently, because of the virus, Sheldon was worried about the mutation of the virus, so he chose to work at home and completely closed himself at home. Even Ron and the others would be sprayed with disinfectant before they could enter the door. There will be people who keep yelling and yelling to affect their emotions.

It's just that when Ron entered the laboratory today, he found that it had become strange.

"Wang Defa! What the hell is this?" Ron asked, pointing to two weird things on the table.

This thing is a metal box connected by a metal tube to an iron ball with a mouth. Ron even saw a very disgusting artificial mouth strip in the mouth!
Forgive Ron for calling that thing a tongue.

"Hey, Ron, come and take a look at my new invention!" Howard pulled Ron to the side of the machine proudly: "This is the kissing machine I invented for Leonard and his long-distance girlfriend, you Look at the port on the top that can stimulate the mouth with electrical signals. Leonard has one here, and Rajesh's sister has one in India.

He only needs to move its mouth and tongue to transmit signals, and it feels like a real kiss. "

To demonstrate, Howard picked up a kissing machine and kissed the huge and ugly artificial big lips. Ron couldn't bear to look directly at it.

What a wretched mind it must be to come up with such a wretched invention, Howard is amazing!
"How? Do you want to try it?"

vomit~
"No, thank you, but since you invented it for Leonard, why don't you let him try it?" Ron felt a little queasy, and he swore that this is definitely the most disgusting invention in human history, bar none!

Fortunately, he immediately led the trouble to Leonard who was watching the show.

But before Leonard could react, Rajesh stood up and said, "Let me try."

Rajesh hugged the kissing machine that couldn't be seen without a mosaic, only took a look, and kissed deeply: "Is it like this?"

"Almost, you can find the feeling like a real kiss. There are sensors inside, which can transmit the signal to my station synchronously." Howard taught while kissing, and Ron felt goosebumps all over his body.

These two idiots, don't they know that this behavior can be counted as an indirect kiss?
The impact of the scene in front of Ron was no less than that of seeing two people kissing each other directly, and it was even more disgusting. Leonard's mother was right, these two people definitely have homosexual tendencies!

"Is it like this?" Rajesh continued to kiss like Howard. In this respect, he is definitely a good student.

"Not bad, come on, let's change our position and try again."

"Am I doing the right thing?"

"Yes, that's it, it's so on time!" Howard even hugged the back of the sensor ball with one hand intoxicated, and Ron swore that he didn't pay such attention when kissing his fiancée.

It's just a pity that what he hugged was just a simulator, and the one who kissed him through the simulated signal was a 200-jin Indian man.

"Ah!" Howard was shocked suddenly, his mouth was a little numb: "What did you do!"

"It's just a light bite, I just want to add more fun." Rajesh looked aggrieved.

"Why do you make everything so obscene?"

"Enough! It's your invention that's too obscene!" Ron finally couldn't bear it anymore, and interrupted the argument between the two obscene men. Putting it aside, Howard, what happened to the one-man flying machine I asked you to make for me? You won’t be fooling me with another suicide flying machine today, will you?”

Ron guessed that the real location of the Golden Circle should be an inaccessible place, probably deep in the rainforest of a tropical country. Only in this way can it explain why spy satellites all over the world can't find her.

Although it is not yet known where his exact location is, it does not prevent Ron from planning for a rainy day and preparing transportation in advance.

Although in principle it is possible to go anywhere with a helicopter, it is only in principle after all.

In fact, the complex geographical conditions of the tropical rainforest and the countless air turbulences cut by mountains and forests may cause aircraft crashes and fatalities if you are not familiar with the terrain.

What's more, drug dealers are not vegetarians. When they see an unfamiliar helicopter in the sky, they must shoot it down immediately.

The vegetation in the tropical rain forest will become the best cover for drug dealers, and no matter how advanced the helicopter is, at most one anti-aircraft rocket can easily shoot it down.

What Ron needs is an efficient, ultra-low-altitude, and sufficiently quiet aircraft. Ron thought that Howard could become his own Dr. Ali and create it for himself, but the plan Howard gave was as unreliable as ever.

The first is a flying backpack similar to the rocket pilot in Red Alert 2. When the test doll first flew, it was directly burned into a ball of fire by the tail flame of the rocket backpack, and then the flying delta wing was equipped with the same rocket injector.

This flight fully met Ron's needs. The problem lies in the step of landing. Maybe Howard didn't think about the problem of landing at all when he designed it. Under the high-speed flight of the aircraft, the doll directly hit the rock and was completely shattered. Everywhere.

Early this morning, Howard sent him a message saying that he had two new plans, and Ron came over to take a look.

"How is it possible!" Speaking of professional work, Howard suddenly became serious: "I am the best engineer in the world, and the things I design will never have problems!"

"Are you sure? Mr. Howard, the space plumber?" Ron looked skeptical: "I remember last week that the astronauts on the International Space Station had a problem with the toilet. To be precise, it was a toilet that sprayed all the contents out. You're not going to forget about it so quickly without taking an unplanned spacewalk?"

Space Plumber is Sheldon's new nickname for Howard to commemorate this chapter that is enough to be written in human space shit. When he mentions this, Howard blushes and mutters "Engineers can count as mistakes" Is it?" and so on,
One after another, more obscure things such as "E=MC2" and "Schrödinger abused cats" aroused everyone's laughter, and the laboratory was full of joyful air.

After everyone laughed enough, Ron pressed his palm again: "Okay, Howard, show me your new plan. I hope you can surprise me this time."

"Look, I have two new plans," Howard opened the PPT that he had made after staying up all night: "The first one is still a fast-flying rocket using a delta wing, but I designed a new gadget to solve the landing problem .”

Howard clicked on the screen, and a strange jacket-like suit appeared on the screen: "This is the inflatable landing suit I designed. Just tap this position, and it can quickly inflate into a ball within 0.3 seconds, throwing people away." Wrapped inside does not take a little collision damage.

As long as you get near the landing site and jump off the rocket, quickly open this thing, you can land hard on the ground directly, the only disadvantage is that I can't guarantee how many times you will roll on the ground, and where you will roll to. "

Ron imagined the scene where he turned into a balloon and rolled back and forth on the ground, and finally got stuck between two rocks, and then was targeted by drug dealers who surrounded him, and quickly shook his head: "This plan is better than the last one. A little bit, but still very problematic, keep it as a backup, next one."

"I got the inspiration from the drone for the second plan." Howard cut out the second plan, which is an enlarged version of the quadcopter, but a cockpit is added in the middle part.

"What's the difference between this thing and a helicopter? If I use it, I might as well drive a helicopter directly."

"No, no, no, there is a big difference," Howard opened the exploded view: "First of all, it uses a motor instead of an engine, the sound is more than twice that of a helicopter, and its propeller rotor can also change direction.

When the aircraft flies to a high enough height, you can turn the direction of the rotor to the rear, so that the airflow directly pushes the aircraft forward, and the speed is more than twice faster than that of ordinary helicopters. How about it?As I said earlier, Sheldon isn't the only genius among us. "

Ron held his chin up. This design is a bit interesting. He remembered that many of the flying cars released by major car manufacturers in his previous life had such a design, and this solution has another advantage, that is, the space under the aircraft can be reinstalled. A little weapon and some kills before you land yourself.

"It looks good, so choose this plan. How long will it take you to make it?"

"A week and a half, but there is still a small problem, hehe~" Howard frustrated: "Limited by the energy density of the battery, it can only fly less than [-] kilometers, do you think it will work?"

Ron frowned: "Less than two hundred kilometers? This is indeed a problem, but it's actually okay. How far is your actual design flight distance?"

"120 kilometers, about 100 kilometers if flying at full speed."

Ron has a black hair, in the early [-] kilometers, how dare you blow it to less than [-] kilometers?Isn't this too pitiful?With this ability to fool you, why don't you go to PPT to build a car?
But should I say it or not, this solution is probably still usable, but the method of use may still need to be thought through carefully.

"Ron, do you think it's okay? If not, I'll go back and think about it?" Howard asked anxiously seeing Ron lost in thought.

Unexpectedly, Ron simply waved his hand: "No, that's all. Besides, by the way, make me a few more sets of the clothes in your first proposal, I may have other uses."

Ron still hasn't figured out which one to use, but the time is urgent now, so he can only use one first, and it's better to use a cheating aircraft than nothing at all.

While Ron was still struggling with the new aircraft plan, on the streets of London, a woman with a blue rash on her face hurriedly came to the public phone booth, looked around to make sure that she was not being followed, picked up the phone, and dialed a call she had already made. A number by heart.

"Hey, Charlie, it's me, I have a blue rash all over my body now, what should I do?" The woman broke down in tears.

Far away in northern Myanmar, in the Golden Circle base deep in the dense forest, the ace agent traitor Charlie frowned: "Wait! Didn't I tell you not to call me?"

"Don't worry, I'm using a public phone, why didn't you remind me earlier? Remind me that there is poison in the drug?" The woman looked around nervously and complained in a low voice.

Is not this nonsensical?It's called drugs, don't you know it's poisonous?Well, this is mainly due to the way of expression in English. In English, the names of drugs are not as intuitive as in Chinese.

Drugs are generally called "drug" in English, which literally translates to narcotics.

"I remember telling you, don't touch that thing recently!"

"But I went to the music festival! It's strange that the music festival doesn't use drugs~" My girlfriend complained, this is another big bad habit of European and American culture, no one knows when it started, most people think it started from hippies Since the movement began, music festivals have become equated with drugs and multiplayer sports.

"Damn it!" Charlie cursed secretly, who didn't know whether he scolded his girlfriend for being disobedient, or realized that his head was a little green, but out of love for hell, he still softened his heart:
"Listen, you're going to the lab in Italy now, remember where we skied together? Find me there and I'll give you the antidote."

"Okay, I'm going to buy a plane ticket now!"

The woman agreed excitedly, but what she didn't know was that all the conversations between her and her boyfriend had been monitored by the ace agents, and these agents were obviously more excited than her.

"Did you hear? They have a laboratory in Italy, whiskey, Galahad, and the plane is ready. I want you to go immediately and grab one back. We will try to imitate it."

Uncle Champagne happily issued the order, and Whiskey replied "Yes" and stood up with old Galahad, but Eggsy was a little tangled: "Mr. Champagne, should we call Ron together?"

(End of this chapter)