The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 370 The Howard Crisis
"Because of this man, we can be lonely together, he has become my whole world~"

As soon as Rajesh got gay, it became endless. Ron took a sip of his drink. If there are no dancing artists to watch, it would be nice to listen to Rajesh's talk show full of gay love. Unexpectedly, the scene immediately turned sharply downwards, and quickly landed in another direction.

"We had a lot of good times together, like that time we went camping, stayed up all night, shared secrets, I told him I love pedicures, and he told me his first time was given to my cousin..."

"That's a distant relative!" Howard yelled anxiously, and everyone just burst into laughter. What was even more frightening was that Rajesh was still talking.

"That's right, another time, Howard and I went to Las Vegas, can you believe it? We actually had sex with two tigers in Tyson's villa! Can you believe it? Those are real tigers, we They even dressed them in black silk."

"Hahaha, Rajesh, you must be drinking too much. How can humans and tigers be possible?" A Caltech professor shook his head in disbelief, and Rajesh immediately became anxious: "What I said is true, Ron can Prove it, Ron, prove it for us."

"Yes, I can prove it," Ron stood up. "Actually, I still have this video. I posted it on the Twitter group. You can take a look."

Everyone took out their mobile phones one after another. Sure enough, Rajesh did not lie, what he said was true. In the video sent by Ron, Rajesh and Howard stood behind a tiger, laughing wildly and twisting their heads. back and forth while Ron held the heads of the two tigers in front of them.

The guests couldn't help but let out an admiration in unison, this bull beep is loud~
Rajesh was full of pride, but Howard felt ashamed. If he could, he just wanted to cover Rajesh's mouth: "Okay, brother, that's enough, sit down!"

But Howard did not pull it twice, but was hugged by the excited Rajesh: "Do you still remember the 300-pound Lily that Ron took us to at the drag racing party?"

"I don't remember, sit down!" Howard was about to cry, please stop talking, besides, you stripped me down to the bottom.

But Rajesh didn't understand the meaning of asking for help in his eyes, but was even more proud: "That was the only XX experience in my life, and I am proud to say that I did it with this man next to me!"

"Shut up, I beg you!"

Howard slid down on the chair helplessly, he had given up treatment, and Rajesh continued to talk about the glorious experience of the two of them: "Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that something happened to Howard and I, there is still There is a big fat girl who weighs more than 300 pounds~"

At the same time, what Howard didn't know was that the video of his bachelor party was being broadcast live on YouTube at the same time, and it was immediately listed as the most popular position on the homepage, and YouTube might become the biggest winner tonight.

Bernadette, who was preparing for the wedding at home, happened to be a little tired, and planned to watch a video to relax. When she opened YouTube, she found this video on the homepage.

"Bernadette, this seems to be Rajesh?" Penny leaned over and clicked for her: "Wow~"

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The next day, Ron was shaken awake from the sofa in a daze. He drank a little too much yesterday. He only vaguely remembered that the scene seemed to be very happy. When he opened his eyes, it was Howard's pitiful eyes.

"My God, isn't the bachelor party over yet?" Ron rubbed his head. "Where do we go next to have fun? Shall we find a pole dancing club?"

"It's over, it's all over," Howard said dejectedly, "What happened to our bachelor party yesterday was posted on the Internet, and Bernadette knows all about it, what should I do?"

"I think I should drink some water first." Ron got up and walked to the refrigerator.

Rajesh apologized guiltily: "Brother, I'm sorry for you."

"It's not your fault, it's mine. I did those things, not you." Howard sat on the sofa dejectedly.

"To be precise, Rajesh did some things too." Ron took a sip of water and finally felt better: "What are you going to do now? Have you called her?"

"Called, but didn't answer, so I want to ask what you can do. Leonard said, you are always very good at dealing with women. Have you ever encountered a similar situation?"

Ron remembered the scene where Caroline found playing with Max in the garbage room last time, nodded, and shook his head again: "Indeed, I have encountered a situation similar to yours, but we are different, my You can't use the method, so you should think of another method?"

"why?"

Ron reluctantly turned his phone into mirror mode and handed it to Howard: "Look at you, then look at me, did you find the problem? No woman can resist a man with a handsome face like me.

No matter how scumbag this man is, they can always come up with countless reasons to convince themselves to continue being with me, but can you? "

Howard was struck by lightning, good guy, just scolded by his fiancée, and then by Ron Versailles, where can he reason?Can this day pass? !

"I don't know what to do next." Howard lay down on the sofa under the double blow.

"Howard, I don't know much about women, so, Rajesh, what can you do?" Leonard threw the question to Rajesh.

"I still have the phone number of that fat girl Lily at the drag racing party last time. If you need it, I'll call her for you." Rajesh spread his hands.

"I'm not calling that fat girl!"

"Okay then, Lily will be mine alone~"

Ron couldn't stand it anymore: "Howard, it's not time to give up now, think about it, you were a bit unworthy of Bernadette, but you were still together in the end, what made you stay together of?"

"To complain to parents together?" Howard was a little inspired and asked tentatively.

"No, it's your shamelessness!" Ron was helpless. How did this guy get into Bernadette?
"So, what you have to do now is the same as what you did to her. Continue to be shameless. Since she doesn't answer the phone, then you go to her, explain the matter clearly in person, and use your usual advantages by the way. Continue to stalk, believe me, you will be able to save Bernadette."

"Are you sure?" Howard was still a little unsure.

"I'm pretty sure!" said Ron firmly.

I will tell you, have I watched the TV series long ago?Of course not~
"Trust me, not only will you continue to be together, you will even have two lovely children~"

(End of this chapter)