The Ninja World: This Uchiha is far too evil!

[Uchiha Crematorium Shop Grand Opening!]
Three days of free gifts, one free gift for every person you burn.
If you're tired of living, please make a reservation in advance.
Preheat the stove in advance; first come, first served.
We guarantee to provide you with such warm service that you'll be enveloped in a smile of contentment, transforming into wisps of smoke that soar through the blue sky, over towering mountains, across vast oceans, all the way to the ends of the earth.
P.S.: If I can't reform you, I'll cremate you.
The most sincere blessings from the Uchiha clan—you deserve them!