The Ninja World: This Uchiha is far too evil!

Chapter 37 This is what the Uchiha should do!

The Hokage's office was quiet.

Koharu and Mitokado frowned, deep in thought.

Crematorium?

What is that?

Coffins exist in the ninja world!

There is also the practice of cremation.

However, for the time being, the two elders could not make a connection in that direction.

Based on everyone's understanding of the Uchiha clan, you should open a weapon shop.

You could open a teahouse or a liquor store.

cremation……

A genius from the Uchiha clan, driving this thing, how many dishes did he have, and he's already this drunk?

Upon seeing the two elders deep in thought, the Dark Guard seemed to have a change of heart and closed their eyes.

"Elder, don't overthink it, it's just the crematorium you're imagining."

Mitokado Homura asked, somewhat dazed, "Is it really that cremation?"

"right!"

The two elders looked at each other in bewilderment.

"What is that evil Uchiha up to now?"

"How would I know? Danzo shouldn't have been locked up. Danzo should have been the one to deal with the Uchiha; he's the best at it."

"That makes sense!"

After a brief silence, the two surprisingly turned their gaze to the Anbu: "What do you think?"

I'd rather kneel down and think about it!

The secret agents muttered to themselves.

What's the point of me thinking? Will you even listen to me or what?

"I believe the Uchiha clan is definitely plotting something..."

Mitokado Haruhi said unhappily, "Do you need to tell me that?"

The secret service remained silent.

What do you want me to say?

Koharu suddenly said, "Do you think the Uchiha might have developed some kind of forbidden technique? Like..."

The two of them thought of their teacher almost simultaneously.

Back then, their teacher also used corpses to develop a terrifying forbidden technique.

That forbidden technique, if not handled properly, could destroy the entire ninja world, to the point that even the teacher feared it and personally sealed it away.

Could it be!

That evil Uchiha brat...

Fear simultaneously surfaced on both of their faces.

If the Uchiha clan were to possess such a forbidden technique, it would be a disaster for the ninja world.

Mitokado Homura, breathing rapidly, commanded, "Mobilize all available Anbu members and monitor Uchiha Itsuki with all your might, do you understand?"

"yes!"

"Haru, let's go find Hiruzen and Danzo. Konoha is in its most dangerous moment. We need to unite all our forces and not let them fight on."

"good!"

"Two, two elders!"

Suddenly, the secret service called out to Koharu and the other girl.

"Is there anything else?"

"It's possible, but I'm just overthinking it. There's a small matter," the Anbu member said cautiously. "Uchiha Kazuki has put up an advertisement for his shop."

"Slogan?"

Koharu Utatane's voice was stern as she said, "Remember, anything involving the Uchiha is never a trivial matter, understand?"

"yes!"

"Tell me, what's the slogan? I want to take a good look and see what's hidden in it."

The secret agents handed over the prepared papers.

[Uchiha Crematorium Shop Grand Opening!]

Three days of free gifts, one free gift for every person you burn.

If you have friends who are too busy or in the way, please reserve a spot for them in advance.

Preheat the stove in advance; first come, first served.

We guarantee to provide a warm and welcoming service that will melt your heart, leaving you with a satisfied smile as you transform into wisps of smoke, soaring through the blue sky, crossing towering mountains and vast oceans, all the way to the ends of the earth.

P.S.: If I can't reform you, I'll cremate you.

The most sincere blessings from the Uchiha clan—you deserve them!

"..."

Xiaochun squinted as she turned to her new room.

That's right.

That's the vibe of Uchiha Ichiki!

Apart from him, no one in the entire ninja world could have done such a thing.

Mitokado sighed, "Times have changed. I feel old."

Xiaochun looked at him from the next room, remaining silent.

The scene fell silent for a moment.

It wasn't until Hiruzen Sarutobi stormed back to his office that he was taken aback to see the two people standing there dumbfounded, and the ANBU member kneeling on one knee.

He looked suspicious and asked, "What's wrong with you all?"

……

"A proper Uchiha should be doing this!"

Yishu walked around the crematorium again and again, quite satisfied with his shop. Finally, he lay down on the cabinet where the corpses were placed and sighed.

My mind gradually cleared, and my expression slowly returned to calm.

This is a shop that is over 100 square meters in size.

Except for the central corridor.

On either side, there is a cabinet for storing corpses and a coffin for storing corpses.

Walking in the middle is exhilarating!

Kurenai looked at him speechlessly and said, "What are you doing? Why did you choose this line of work? You're a genius of the Uchiha clan, someone even Danzo couldn't handle."

"This line of work makes money!" Yishu opened his mouth stiffly and said, "How can I marry you without money?"

"You're short of money?"

Hong scoffed and said, "Besides, so what if you're really short of money? I'm not. I'll give you as much money as you want."

Back then, Shinku was powerful and held a high position. She only had this one precious daughter, so naturally she wanted to give her everything good.

Besides a house, there are several prime shops, and then a large sum of money to ensure that Hong will never have to worry about food and clothing for the rest of his life.

The crematorium, located under a tree, is even decorated in red.

As a female ninja, Hong doesn't have many expenses; her daily tasks are enough to support herself.

She barely touched the tens of millions of taels of silver her father left her.

Yishu said lazily, "There's no reason to spend a woman's money; that's being a kept man."

Hong shook her head and said, "By the way, Yishu, when can you take the bandage off your face?"

"It'll be soon, in the next day or two!"

Yi Shu's hand touched his eyes.

He could feel that the power of still water had merged into his own power.

His transformation is coming to an end.

What kind of eye technique will it be?

The fusion of Shisui's eye technique and his own eye technique must be incredibly powerful.

Yishu is really looking forward to it.

"Knock knock knock!"

A knock came at the door.

Welcome!

Ichiju immediately jumped up, walked forward with a smile, looked at the newcomers, and said, "Shisui, Itachi? What brings you here? Did you know I opened a shop and came to support me?"

"this……"

Shisui and Itachi were speechless.

To show your support?

How can I support this thing you're running?

Buy a coffin to take home?

Or should I burn myself?

In the former case, Itachi estimated that his parents would break his legs after he carried the coffin home.

the latter……

Damn it, I'm already dead, why should I care about anything else?

"Come, come, come!" Ichiki said enthusiastically, "Let me introduce you two. Our shop has five levels of set meals: ordinary level, genin level, chunin level, jonin level, and hokage level."

Upon hearing this, not only Itachi and Shisui, but even Kurenai's inner "Holy crap" kept gushing out like a trigger.

Is he even at the Hokage level?

What do you want to do?

Did you drag the Hokage over and burn him?

"Don't make that face!" Ichiju raised a finger and waved it repeatedly, saying, "Every ninja in Konoha wants to become Hokage, but there can only be one Hokage, so 99% of them are destined to have no chance."

"He wasn't destined to be Hokage while he was alive, so can't he at least experience it after he dies?"

"There's no such logic in the world."

"Do you agree with what I said?"

(End of this chapter)