The Ninja World: This Uchiha is far too evil!

Chapter 5 Lao Tzu is a Four-Tomoe Jade

Upon hearing the "Oh yeah, oh yeah" song, Zhi Shui's noodles twitched.

Even though it's just one person in the house, it's still so lively.

"Yo yo check it out, little Shisui, you're back! Dinner'll be ready soon, wash your bottom and get ready to eat."

Hearing the door open, Yishu turned around.

He was clearly getting excited.

Simply can not stop.

Seeing Yishu carrying a large ladle, spinning and jumping around, Zhishui's eyelids twitched.

He thought of a certain rap star, and in front of Yishu, that was his younger brother.

Besides, what does eating have to do with washing that thing?

Take a deep breath!

Calm your mind.

But a fragrant aroma wafted over.

Zhi Shui's expression shifted slightly.

It must be said that Yishu's temperament is torturous, but he has excellent cooking skills.

He's arguably the best chef in Konoha!

The various dishes they make are simply works of art in terms of appearance.

and!

He not only cooks excellent dishes, but also makes exquisitely presented and uniquely flavored pastries, which are loved by children, teenagers, and women in Konoha.

Although Shisui had never tasted the brewed sake, the Hokage had come to him several times, which was enough to prove that it tasted good.

There's also a rumor that Tsunade's public acknowledgment of Itsuki as her disciple was related to alcohol.

The teacher's way of getting something for nothing from the student is perfectly reasonable!

actually!

Strictly speaking, Ichiju is one of the Legendary Sannin, and a disciple of Orochimaru!

Tsunade and Jiraiya both claimed to be Ichiju's teachers later on, but whether they actually taught him anything substantial remains to be verified.

During the Fourth Shinobi World War, Orochimaru set his sights on Ichiki.

I personally estimate that it's highly likely that his appearance was because he filled the void left by Orochimaru's loss of Nawaki.

Tsunade's younger brother, the heir of the Senju family, bears some resemblance to him.

just.

Ichiki was an Uchiha, a sensitive identity. Orochimaru, as a disciple of the Hokage and a popular candidate for the Fourth Hokage at the time, dared not easily accept him as a disciple.

Even if he was a descendant of Uchiha Kagami.

Then one day, he suddenly took Ichiki as his disciple in public and carefully taught him ninjutsu. His words and actions were extremely high-profile.

That day, Minato Namikaze was pre-selected as the Fourth Hokage!

……

"Yishu, put your things down first, I have something to tell you."

Shisui's expression was serious.

"What is it?"

Yishu paused slightly, put down what he was holding, sat down in a chair, and his expression also turned serious: "Judging from your expression, could it be that you...?"

"stop!"

Shisui quickly interrupted, saying urgently, "Yishu, don't say anything, listen to me."

"Sigh!" Yishu sighed and muttered, "Alright, I know, I know everything. Just tell me, are you constipated and want me to make you something to help with bowel movements, or are your hemorrhoids acting up and want me to make you something..."

"I'll tell you, but don't say anything more, just listen to me!"

Shisui couldn't help but roar.

constipate?

hemorrhoid?

Even if I have this problem, how did you know?

Thinking hard!

"You yelled at me?" Yishu's eyes welled up with tears as he looked at Zhishui and said in a trembling voice, "We're brothers, blood brothers. How could you yell at me over such a small thing? You've changed, Zhishui. You've changed so much that I don't recognize you anymore. Go away, go away. I don't want to see you."

In his last sentence, Yishu's words were full of grievance and resentment.

it has started!

It has started as expected!

The neighbors heard this and shook their heads.

Shisui, Shisui, why did you provoke Uchiha Ichiki?

Zhi Shui, feeling utterly weak, slumped into a chair, his lips barely moving: "Brother, I was wrong."

Someone's acting crazy again.

Although it looks fake, but...

It's precisely because it's fake that it's so troublesome.

Do you want to be deceived by the other party?

Do you want this to never end?

If you don't want to, then honestly admit your mistake.

Otherwise, the other party has plenty of tricks up their sleeve to make you back down!

Yishu's attitude was somewhat condescending: "Where did I go wrong?"

Zhi Shui choked up: "I'm never right. Whenever I'm in front of you, I'm always wrong."

"My very existence is a mistake."

"Your second name is Uchiha Ichiku, and my second name is Uchiha Waka!"

Shisui was very curious about how interesting his expression would be at this moment.

"Sigh!" Yishu sighed and said, "You actually have such a perspective. Oh well, I forgive you."

"Can...can I speak now?"

Even Zhi Shui's eyes welled up with tears.

Yishu's crying was clearly fake, but he genuinely wanted to cry.

"Speak!"

Yishu adjusted his posture, and the expression on his face became calm.

Little brat, there's no one he can't handle.

Instantly stop water?

It had already taken his shape long ago.

No matter what problems arise in the ninja world's timeline, the key figures who changed the ninja world will remain the same.

These characters' formidable abilities will remain unchanged.

Zhi Shui was one of them!

As the younger brother, he has a natural advantage, so how could he not lend a hand?

Shisui Kaleidoscope Ability: Kotoamatsukami!

Ichiki bets that if the Dance King found out, he would definitely blurt out: "I, Uchiha Madara, acknowledge you as the strongest..."

Shisui wanted to speak, but couldn't help pausing.

Damn!

The atmosphere was completely ruined once again.

He was just being so serious!

"I want to ask, is your Sharingan still the three-tomoe type?"

Let's get started.

Anyway, this is his own younger brother.

and.

Zhi Shui really didn't have the mind to proceed step by step.

Indirect approach?

roll!

To be able to finish a sentence while facing a tree is already quite an achievement.

In terms of witty banter, Ichiki is definitely at the level of a Hokage.

Yishu's answer was straightforward: "No!"

"really?"

Although he had expected it, Shisui was still so shocked he almost jumped up.

Did I guess right?

A single tree can be a kaleidoscope!

He stopped breathing rapidly.

Does the Uchiha clan have two Mangekyou Sharingan users?

This is absolutely something that will shake the entire Hidden Leaf Village and even the entire ninja world.

The internal structure of Konoha will also be changed as a result.

If not dealt with promptly, the flames of war will spread throughout Konoha in an instant.

Just thinking about the madness of the radical Uchiha members after hearing the news made Shisui's palms sweat and his heart pound.

Ichiki said very seriously, "Really, I'm now... a four-tomoe jade!"

"..."

Shisui, wearing a mask of pain, said, "Ichiki, be serious, please, just this once, just this once."

What the hell is this four-tomoe jade?

Are you trying to fly to the heavens?

There is no record of the Uchiha having a four-tomoe star in history!

Are you seeing things?

"It's clearly your question that's strange." Itsuki said with a bored expression, scoffing, "'Itsuki, is your Sharingan still three-tomoe?' Tch, if I don't say I have four-tomoe, then what tomoe is it? It's degenerated, two-tomoe? Or rather, what tomoe do you hope I have?"

"brush!"

Shisui didn't want to waste any more words. He stared at the tree, his pupil power erupted, and the three tomoe quickly changed, with the pattern of a windmill shuriken appearing in his pupils.

kaleidoscope!

Ichiki was stunned: "Shisui, my dear Onii-chan, are your eyes blooming?"

"...This is the advancement to the third tomoe, the Kaleidoscope!"

Shisui said in a deep voice, "The Mangekyou Sharingan, the ultimate eye of the Uchiha clan!"

"An advancement in Sharingan?"

The tree's expression was complex.

ultimate?

Get out!

illiteracy!

Above you is the Eternal Eye, and above that, the Rinnegan!

Is your family's ultimate creation a kaleidoscope?

Did you forget what happened next?

Oh, you died before you reached that point, then it's alright.

The world is developing, but you left us far too soon.

just.

Thinking of the terror of the other gods, Ichishu couldn't help but feel a chill.

Even if you know the other party won't use it on you.

Shisui said seriously, "Yishu, now, do you still think I'm joking?"

Ichiki thought for a moment and nodded: "Mm."

Why?

Shisui couldn't help but say, "Seeing is believing. Didn't you see my pupils?"

Yishu sighed helplessly, and three tomoe appeared in his eyes, which then slowly began to change.

At last……

A four-tomoe gem has appeared!

True Four-Tomoe!

Shisui: "..."

Yishu said softly, "Don't look like your jaw has dropped. I've already told you, I have four tomoe, but you always think I'm lying to you. Sigh!"

What about trust between people?

"Is your intestines blocked by constipation?"

"People's hearts have changed!"

Shisui: "..."

His eyes were fixed on a tree.

He broke down!

He's broken!

This is really a four-tomoe jade?

Zhi Shui was going to pull his hair out until he was bald.

Is there something like this between the Three-Tomoe and the Kaleidoscope?

Where did they come from?

wrong!

Shisui suddenly realized something.

She was led astray by a tree.

What is a four-comma jewel?

This is a kaleidoscope!

The ordinary three-tomoe refers to the three tomoe in the pupil of the eye.

Upon closer inspection, this tree resembles an ouroboros, strung together with four magatama.

At first glance, it seems simple, but upon closer inspection, it possesses a certain eeriness and profundity.

This should be an external form of a kaleidoscope!

"kaleidoscope!"

"This is a kaleidoscope!"

"Yishu, this is your kaleidoscope!"

Shisui couldn't help but cry out.

(End of this chapter)