The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 425 Pritchett's House Party

Thanks to Ron's early precautions, Leonard and the others did not lose their windfall. However, when he and everyone enjoyed the "blockbuster movie" starring the "actor who looks like Penny" Leonard always felt very uncomfortable.

This feeling, in Ron's words, is like a tight head, and then a green grassland grows, and there is a wolf that can never catch the sheep, just like a group of lambs playing games on it.

"Hahaha, how did you tell that science kid later?" Jay Pritchett laughed heartily while holding his wine glass.

"Then I told him: 'Hey man, take it easy, everyone here has seen your girlfriend's nude body, do you remember her big scale movie?' Yeah Jay remember Did I tell you about the girl from the Killer Gorilla movie I shared with you? She's Science Kid's girlfriend."

Ron touched Jay with a glass of wine, and happily talked about Leonard's embarrassment. Today is another day for the Pritchett family to gather.

Under the leadership of Jay, the Pritchett family is a very united family, and they get together almost every week. In most cases, Ron has his own affairs to be busy, so he doesn't participate very much, unless it is a major festival , or two very important things happened like today.

First, today is Jay Pritchett's birthday, and second, Alex, Jay's granddaughter and the second daughter of Ron's cousin Claire was admitted to Caltech!
"Wow, wow, wow, that kid looks good at picking up girls," Jay sipped his whiskey, "Before you told me this, I thought Caltech was a freak like Sheldon, sorry, so Said that your brother may not be very good."

"It's okay, even in our family, Sheldon is a freak."

"Well, until now, I've always thought Caltech was like this, but hearing you say it, it seems like there are some interesting guys in that school, so I don't have to worry about my dear Alex becoming Nerdy."

Mr. Jie is very relieved. To be honest, having such a big family is his pride and a sweet burden. He has been worried that once he passes away, his family will no longer be able to gather as often as they do now. A group of harmony has since become a stranger.

"No, I think you're overthinking it. Penny agreed to be his girlfriend purely because she was stalked by Leonard. So, in general, yes, that school It's almost full of nerds."

As a research investor who spends almost half of a week in the Caltech laboratory, Ron is certainly qualified to make such an evaluation.

Jie was upset for a while, so he could only change the subject: "Well, I'm starting to worry about my lovely granddaughter again, by the way, have I thanked you for your birthday present? That's even worse than the Thunderbird I gave myself. So much better."

"Thanks already, you're welcome, and you don't have to think too much about it. You know the nature of my job. It's much easier to get one than ordinary people. If you're not afraid of getting you into trouble, I can even get you an F4U without dismantling the weapons. I heard from Mary that you served on an aircraft carrier. At that time, I was thinking that you might like this thing.

Take it easy on the upkeep and maintenance side of things, call a Toretto repair shop and their guys will take care of it for you, it's sure to add a lot of fun to your retirement.

When our family was in trouble, you helped us a lot. I would do anything for you. You deserve everything, Jie. "

Originally, Ron wanted to hand over the maintenance work of the aircraft to a professional person, but he accidentally mentioned it during dinner at Toretto's house, and then Toretto took the job on his own initiative.

Although at the beginning, Ron also questioned, would it be a bit too interdisciplinary for a car repairer to repair an airplane?
But then Toretto proved to him with practice that people who can repair cars are naturally no problem with airplanes, not to mention that this is an airplane from the World War II era, which is simply a piece of cake.

He even used modern technology to carry out a large-scale modification of this aircraft. Except for a shell, all the parts inside, including the engine, were almost replaced, saying that it is a modern piston with the skin of a World War II aircraft. Type aircraft is not too much.

As for the question of money, it is even less of an issue.

In recent days, the rise of Bitcoin has been relatively good. It has broken through the historical high of [-] US dollars and is moving towards [-] US dollars. Let Leonard and the others say that it is too early to sell, otherwise they will definitely be able to continue. Make money for a few comic books.

"Hey, when it comes to helping me, there is one thing. Gloria suspects that Luke is going to steal a drink. Can you help her deal with it? If you ask directly, the little guy will definitely not admit it. You have to think about it." Find a way to catch him well."

As he said that, the old urchin Jie showed a mischievous smile, but he didn't smile for long before he was spotted by Phil and waved at him stupidly: "Okay, it seems that I have to deal with my stupidity now." Son-in-law, don’t forget to tell me about the process when you succeed.”

"Happy birthday, Jay~ Come with me to see the best birthday present I have prepared for you!" Phil and Ron said hello, and showed off excitedly to Jay: "But before that, I have to put Cover your eyes first."

With Jie's expression of "Kill me soon~", Ron immediately gave up his position and gave them an unforgettable happy time with Weng and his son-in-law.

"Gorlia, Jay said you need someone to help you deal with the little bastard who is going to steal a drink." Ron walked into the room, and Jay's wife, Gloria, was at the bar: "Do you know what kind of drink Luke is going to steal?" ?Maybe knowing his target, we can make a targeted prank on him."

Gloria raised the bottle angrily: "This is it, Tequila. Luke has been staring at this bottle every time he comes here recently, looking at it like Jay looked at me in the bedroom."

"Well, everything will be much simpler in this case, we just need to think of a way..." Ron was thinking about the idea of ​​pranking, when he suddenly noticed that Haili was greeting everyone with a strange man outside: "Hi, Who's that guy Hayley brought?"

"Her new boyfriend, I forgot the name, but it seems to be a doctor, have you thought of a way?"

"Not just now, but now I think about it." Ron looked at Hailey's new boyfriend, and he had a flash of inspiration, thinking: "Maybe we can discuss it with her new friend. I have a plan and I will definitely very funny……"

As Ron said, Gloria's eyes became brighter and brighter: "This idea is good, just do as you say!"

On the other side, after Ron and Gloria left, two spooky figures protruded from the stairs next to the bar. While no one was around, they quickly took the wine away and went back upstairs.

Gloria made a mistake, Luke was not the only one who wanted to steal a drink, but also her good son, Manny.

"How? Figured out how to drink tequila?" Luke asked anxiously.

"If I'm not mistaken, put a slice of lemon in your mouth, sprinkle some salt on your belly, and drink it through your belly button." Manny read the text on the computer strangely, and finally glanced at it Luke's belly.

"You have a good idea!" Luke uncorked the bottle and poured a big gulp of wine into his mouth. Although the tequila in this bottle had been replaced with water by Ron just now, the bottle that had been filled with wine for a long time was still intact. There was still a hint of alcohol, making him think he was drinking the real thing.

"Wow, just one sip will make you feel good~" Luke complacently imitated the grown-up and sighed.

"Oh my god~" Manny also imitated Luke and took a sip, but Luke snatched the bottle back immediately, and gulped it down: "Hey! Dude, take it easy, I listen It is said that this drink has a strong aftertaste."

"Don't worry, I have my own measure." Luke said involuntarily, and drank the wine in the bottle.

Ten minutes later, the two little "drunk" ghosts who were stunned by the little alcohol left in the bottle staggered downstairs, planning to make another pot of coffee to sober up.

Hearing the footsteps on the stairs, Ron Hayley's new boyfriend winked and mouthed "Go".

"OMG! Doctor, I need your help. When I drank this bottle of tequila just now, I couldn't find the worm in the bottle!" Ron said in horror, holding the same tequila just stolen by Luke. He yelled: "It's the kind of worm that is found in every bottle and used to keep wine fresh."

"Wow, that's troublesome," the doctor pretended to be deep. "This worm will eat your internal organs within a few hours."

"Then there must be some other way to save it, right?" Hailey suppressed a smile and recalled her lines. Her acting skills were quite good, and Ron secretly gave her a thumbs up.

"You can drink the sauce of pickled cucumbers, the worms can't survive in that sauce."

The doctor casually picked up the empty bottle on the table and handed it to Ron, who drank the sauce in one gulp: "Are these enough?"

"Just right."

"Thank you doctor, I feel much better in my stomach."

"You are very lucky, fortunately there is still some sauce, otherwise, you can only use another method, which is to soak yourself in ice water for an ice bath, stay in ice water for at least 10 minutes, let the body temperature lowered, thereby freezing the worms to death."

The doctor said solemnly according to the script that he had just rehearsed with Ron, but behind the wall, the faces of Luke and Manny were already pale with fright.

Luke looked horrified: "My God! No one told me that there are worms in the tequila to keep them fresh! I think the worms are moving in my stomach."

"No, I think they're in my stomach," Manny said, not much better: "I knew you should pour agave in your navel and sprinkle some salt, these drinking rules must exist They make sense!"

Dong dong dong, there was a burst of hurried footsteps walking upstairs, the two adults downstairs laughed so hard that one and a half adults couldn't straighten up.

"Hahaha, they won't really find ice cubes for an ice bath, will they?"

"You know how stupid your brother Luke is." Ron spread his hands, "According to our hometown in Texas, for every genius in a place, one or two people's IQ must be sacrificed nearby." , So, Alex's grades have half the military medals of you and Luke."

"But I heard that Uncle Sheldon is also a genius, and he is much more talented than Alex, but you and Missy seem to be very remarkable too."

"Uh... Sheldon's genius was bought by sacrificing the IQ of the neighbor's children, such as your Aunt Missy's husband Forrest Gump, and our other neighbor Billy, you may not believe it, he went to junior high school When you were here, you were still picking up things to eat on the ground, do you want to go up with me to see those two little idiots?"

"Let me teach you another very interesting thing. You can take pictures of Luke's stupid things, and then make the pictures into greeting cards. It will definitely shine in the family at Christmas time."

Ron looked at Haili with a smirk. For some reason, he could always see Missy's shadow in Haili when she was a child.

The same lack of love for learning, the same high EQ, and the same cuteness, but Haili seems to be a little worse than Missy when it comes to provoking men's eyes.

Missie had identified A-Gump as a good man early on, and she has been with him since she was a child.

But counting the boyfriends Haili has dated so far, Dylan at the beginning, and the weather forecast host who was as old as her father later, the former doctor, it seems that which one is not a particularly suitable choice.

They are not even as good as Rajesh, at least Rajesh has nothing serious except for being a bit of a mother.

wait!Raj?
A flash of inspiration flashed in Ron's mind. If Hayley and Rajesh could get together, it seemed to be a good choice.

"Good idea! Uncle Ron, let's go up!" Hailey hugged Ron's arms excitedly.

"Of course, we can also talk about your views on Indians by the way."

In the bathroom of Manny's bedroom on the second floor, two idiots are putting their feet into the bathtub filled with ice cubes.

"Ah! It's too cold, I can't do it!" Luke quickly retracted his feet again.

"You can either be cold for 10 minutes now, or become a cold corpse forever, you choose!" Manny shivered as he sat in the bathtub: "Hurry up, buddy."

"Ah~~~"

The two fellow sufferers yelled and huddled together in the cold icy water.

"Crack."

At the door of the bathroom, Ron permanently preserved this classic scene: "If you are caught drinking secretly again, I guarantee that this photo will be seen by all of your classmates."

"But, this photo is going to be the Christmas card this year," Hayley added, crossing her arms.

"Hailey! You lied to us!" The two little idiots yelled angrily.

Stupid be stupid, they still have a bit of IQ, knowing that Uncle Ron can't be messed with, so they unanimously pointed the finger at Haili.

Hai Li said without fear: "So, are you going to settle accounts with me?"

"You wait, when we freeze the worms to death, we will go to you to settle accounts immediately!"

(End of this chapter)