The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 435 Ron's Tax Collection Tips
"Isn't that good? What's the difference with Ming Qiang?" Ron saw the confusion on the faces of most tax officials.

Ron shook his head helplessly, these colleagues are still too reserved, or in other words, they are still too embarrassing, really, those big capitalists don't want their face anymore, you are still entangled here~
"That's obvious robbery? Then what are the means of these big capitalists?" Ron sneered, adding to his anger: "Don't forget, they are the ones who didn't pay taxes first, and followed everyone's orders. What difference does it make to steal money out of your pocket? Don't forget, they are the richest people in America, think about how you would live if you could get your taxes from them?"

Ron's tone was full of temptation: "I have two yachts in Los Angeles, one is used to entertain guests and my men, and the other is specially used to take beauties out for fun. Every time I go to sea, I will bring at least six beauties. We will In the cabin, the wheelhouse, and sometimes even on the deck, many of them are college students, do you know? College life is good now~”

Ron didn't speak too clearly, but everyone sitting here is old-fashioned and understands everything. Ron even heard the sound of swallowing saliva. Ron glanced away, almost attracted by his words. They are all the people in charge of the big cities.

Unlike those in charge in small cities or simply in the countryside, their difficulty in collecting taxes is no less than that of Los Angeles, which Ron is in charge of, but they don't have the means of Ron.

Although the tax officer is a high-income profession, the high income is only the average income. Just like any Xiangjiang person and Li Paopao averaged, your average income is good, but the question is can you spend Li Paopao's money?
Are you kidding me~
So, in fact, those tax officials who can't collect taxes in big cities are really poor people, and some even pay their own money to pay their subordinates. When they heard the big pie drawn by Ron, their eyes turned green. It's like a hungry wolf that has been hungry for days and nights.

"However, what should we do with such a master criminal who doesn't have enough strength in our hands? We can't let my subordinates go to the field to rob them in person, right?" Tom from the New York area said worriedly. Ron's method is very good, but not everyone Both apply.

For example, some people don't even have a decent white glove on their hands.

Well, let alone white gloves, some of the poorer leaders don't even have a decent armed force, let alone lead this team to compete with the well-equipped rich bodyguard team?

Don't Ron know?

Of course he knows, not only does he know, he even knows exactly what kind of staffing the leaders of the major cities have.

Do you think that Ron's talking about these things is just to give advice to his colleagues, or to show off?That's too superficial~
Of course Ron has his own plans, or in other words, so much laying the groundwork, just to draw out Tom's words. Hearing this, Ron was overjoyed, but he still pretended to be calm:

"Is that so? It's really troublesome, how about I introduce some friends I know to you? If you can provide some help to my friends within your own sphere of influence, I think they will be happy to help you .”

"Really? That's great, I already knew, Ron, you're the best brother!"

Tom was overjoyed when he heard the words, but he was happy, others were not happy, and other colleagues shouted unbalancedly:
"Ron, we are also good brothers, and you should help me too."

"Did you forget that I lent you money when I was in school? We went out to pick up girls together every day."

"What's the point of picking up girls together? Ron and we went to the battlefield together, and I took bullets for you, Ron, you can't help your good brother..."

For a moment, the noise around Ron was like a vegetable market.

Ron could only wave his hands helplessly: "Quiet, guys, be quiet, come one by one, we are all good brothers, so, as long as you have something useful, you can tell me, I am very willing to let my friends to help you."

"Really? But can your friend Toretto come here? We have so many places, so, do we have to rank first, wait! I am the first, and I came up with this idea first Yes, I'm first in line!"

"I'm second."

"I'm third."

……

The quick answer of the little witty ghost immediately attracted everyone's snatching of Ron's friend Toretto's "rental rights". Toretto himself probably never imagined that besides gay bars, there are other places where he can be looted by a group of old men like this .

"Calm down, guys, I assure you, everyone has a share," Ron was dragged back and forth by several hands, and had no choice but to stand on the table to appease everyone's emotions: "My I have a lot of friends, but Toretto is not the only one. My accountant’s brother also has his own killer company, plus brothers Deke Shaw and Owen Shaw, and other high-quality criminal masterminds like Franklin, everyone , Our Los Santos is a crime capital, no matter what is lacking, there will be no shortage of criminals, as long as you are willing, I can help you contact and introduce at any time."

Ron's very gracious introduction finally aroused the wariness of many colleagues. They hadn't known each other for a day or two. Some of them graduated from the secret service school with Ron, and some even went to the battlefield with Ron.

Others don't know about Ron's character, but they are too familiar with it, so would they be so kind?

"Wait, Ron, don't you have some kind of conspiracy? Are you planning to charge us an agency fee?" A colleague asked suspiciously. Hearing this, other colleagues who had surrounded Ron like hungry tigers rushed to eat immediately Spread out, and looked at Ron again with scrutiny.

With this guy's personality of plucking wild goose in the past, it is entirely possible to do such a thing!
Ron sneered, and scanned the crowd with righteous indignation: "Agent fees? You underestimate me, don't you? I, Ron, is this kind of person in everyone's eyes?!"

Everyone didn't speak, but their eyes all revealed, yes, that's right, you are such a person, no accident, everyone was cheated by him.

"Ahem..." Ron hurriedly coughed to cover up his embarrassment: "There may have been some misunderstandings between us in the past, but believe me, I am really not the kind of person you think."

stare~
Ron finally lost in the eyes of everyone: "Well, at least not this time, I promise, as long as you need it, I will not charge any fees for anyone I introduced to you, you just need to provide them with information and Just some necessary protection, don't forget, they are doing things for you."

"Of course, don't worry, as long as your friend comes to our territory, I guarantee that neither the CIA nor the FBI will be able to capture him on my territory, but do you really promise that you will not ask us for a penny? When did you become so kind?"

"Really, in fact, I have always been like this, but you misunderstood me too deeply before." Ron said sadly.

Seeing his melancholy expression, everyone couldn't help but doubt themselves. Could it be that they really misunderstood him for so many years?

However, what they didn't know was that Ron was secretly laughing in his heart at this moment.

What are you kidding?How much does it cost to charge an intermediary fee?If you charge less, you won’t make money. If you charge more, others are not stupid. Can’t you find some white gloves to do it yourself?At most, it's just a major that Ron didn't introduce.

Anyway, there is no cost, the big deal is to search a few times, there will always be success.

But it would be different if they used all the people Ron introduced.

It seems that Ron generously lent his friends to them and confiscated a penny, but don't forget that Los Angeles is different from other places. This is a place where the underground world is completely controlled by Ron. There is another special thing here. Where there is no tax, that is the crime tax!
According to the rules set by Ron, at least 30% of the tax must be paid!
With other colleagues from the IRS acting as intelligence informants for Ron, the criminal team sent by Ron must be amazingly efficient. Compared with the income, the poor agency fee is a dime?
The best part is that the IRS in various regions will also provide them with protection. This will make the criminals in Los Angeles flock to them. As long as Ron pays close attention to the taxation, it can be said that he can collect money while lying down. Relentless.

Thinking of this, Ron couldn't help but put a smile on his face.

"Hey, guys, what are you talking about? Where is Sheldon?" After returning from Washington, Ron came to Caltech for the first time, intending to see what surprises his cute little inventors planned for himself .

It happened to be lunch time, and three of the scientist quartet were sitting at the dining table, except for Sheldon.

"He's going to retreat at home and think about some dark matter issues," Howard looked at Rajesh with a smirk and said, "I invented a new game, do you want to play it together?"

Sheldon had intermittent convulsions, which is normal, so Ron didn't bother to care about him, and sat down with a plate of food: "Okay, what game?"

"The name of this game is 'Emily or Xiaoguizi'. I will tell you what Rajesh once said, and you can guess whether these words are said to Emily or Xiaoguizi."

Emily is Rajesh's new girlfriend. She is a dermatologist. She likes to watch horror movies. It's not surprising that the dead body is dead, so far they still can't figure out what this woman likes about Raj, and Xiao Guizi is Raj's dog, a Yorkie.

"Well, you can laugh if you want, I don't feel embarrassed, I have a beautiful girlfriend, and a dog who loves me enough to drink my bath water." Raj insisted.

"I believe that if you die suddenly at home, she will love you enough to feed on your corpse." Ron laughed, "God knows if I'm talking about Emily or Xiao Guizi."

"OK, guess who this was said to?" Howard started the game with a smirk: "'You know, when you're not around, the empty bed looks so lonely'."

"This question is too simple, Xiao Guizi. We all know that Raj can't sleep without holding Xiao Guizi now." Ron answered without waiting for Leonard to speak.

"Hahaha……"

"Well, I'm starting to dislike the game now."

Ron was still enjoying himself: "Next question."

"Okay, Emily or Xiao Guizi: 'Look, I bought us a couple sweater.'"

Leonard raised his hand: "It's still Xiaoguizi! We all got Christmas cards from him, he and his dog in couple costumes."

"A man, can he love his woman and his dog at the same time? It's not surprising." Rajesh couldn't help arguing for himself.

When Ron heard this, he quickly seized the opportunity to answer: "I will answer this question, Emily, I heard him say this to Emily."

"Ding ding ding ~ Ron scored another point. Now the score is two to one, and Leonard is one point behind." Howard was both the question maker and the referee, having fun: "Please listen One question: 'You are so lucky, you have the most shiny hair/fur in the world.'”

"Tsk, this question is a bit difficult, Leonard, do you have any ideas?" Ron couldn't help it.

"It's really hard to choose. Raj combs his girlfriend's hair and the dog. I don't know if he uses the same comb, but...well, I'll pick Emily."

"Then I'll choose Xiao Guizi."

"The correct answer is..." Howard was about to announce the correct answer, but he didn't want Sheldon to suddenly run into the restaurant. After seeing them, to be precise, he rushed over immediately after seeing Ron.

"Ron, give me the money! I need research funding." Shelton held out his hand and held it out in front of Ron.

Due to the need for weapons and equipment, Ron was one of Caltech's important benefactors and funded many of Howard's weapons-related research, including of course Sheldon's.

Ron frowned: "May I know what you plan to do with the money?"

"I finally thought of a way to solve the black hole information paradox once and for all. God, this way may get me a Nobel Prize! Can you fund my research? Ron." Sheldon reached out to Rowan again. En waved in front of him.

Winning the Nobel Prize is Sheldon's lifelong dream. Although Sheldon has various problems, Ron doesn't mind helping his brother. He and Leonard exchanged a look.

Leonard nodded slightly, and Ron knew that this might be Sheldon's closest chance to the Nobel Prize, so he immediately took out his check book: "Of course, my dear brother, how much do you plan to ask for?" ?”

"$5 million."

"Wait, what are you talking about?" Ron licked his ears incredulously.

"5 million dollars." Sheldon repeated the figure again.

"I didn't say this, but the last sentence."

Sheldon tilted his head and thought for a while: "'I finally thought of a method that can solve the black hole information paradox, can you fund me?' What do you say?"

"Yeah, that's right, that's the line, and my answer is 'no.'" Roth closed the checkbook.

(End of this chapter)