The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 466 Lovelorn and Frustrated

Getting married in Las Vegas?It sounds crazy, but it's kind of familiar to Penny.

"After all, this is not the first time, right?" Ron's humor made the friends laugh. Before marrying Leonard, Penny had married her ex-boyfriend Zach once.

"What do you think Leonard and Penny are doing now? Will they have sex before the wedding?" Rajesh guessed cheaply.

Now they are all crowded at Howard's house, and all their good friends received a message early in the morning that Leonard and Penny will hold a wedding in Las Vegas and broadcast it live online.

Ron thought that this decision would be warmly welcomed by Sheldon, but it turned out that Sheldon, who likes to express his opinions no matter what, did not respond to this, which Ron found very abnormal.

ding dong~
The doorbell rang, and Amy came in this time.

"Where's Sheldon?" Ron was a little strange. When Sheldon refused to go out with him, he said he was looking for Amy, but now Amy came and Sheldon didn't follow.

"He... I didn't take him with me, we broke up."

Amy felt guilty when facing Ron, but Ron waved his hand indifferently.

"Congratulations on getting out of the sea of ​​suffering. It just so happens that without Sheldon, you can take a good look at the other opposite sex around you. Maybe there is a more suitable one? Anyway, our friendship will not change."

Being able to fall in love with Sheldon for so long, Ron actually owes Amy a little bit, and has no position to blame her at all.

But Amy didn't have any intention of having an affair: "Forget it, we've been together for so long, to be honest, I don't know what kind of mood I'm in now."

"It's understandable, because you forgot that this kind of mood is called 'happiness'." Howard complained while connecting the network signal to the TV.

Bernadette roared, "Howard!"

"Please~ I didn't say anything bad about Sheldon. She fell in love with the pervert who imprisoned him. As a result, she was lucky enough to escape from his dark and crazy dungeon, Hallelujah~"

Howard turned on the TV, and the picture of the church appeared on the TV screen, and the faces of Leonard and Penny could be clearly seen.

Stuart tried to comfort him with a cup of coffee in his arms: "I know how you feel now. I also felt very bad when I broke up last time."

"Really? When was the last time you were in love?" Ron expressed doubts. As we all know, the last time Stuart tried to date a girl was with Petunia, and that was a long time ago.

Stuart said with a guilty conscience, "Hey! This is a real story, don't you need to press me for so many details?"

"How can it be called coercion? My usual way of coercion is to pour honey on people, and then release the red fire ants, and let them crawl all over the body. As long as this is done, no matter how much tax he owes, he will immediately voluntarily pay for it." Come back, do you want to try?" Ron asked with a smirk.

Stuart shook his head like a rattle: "No, absolutely not!"

"Sheldon, why are you here?!" Ron had just finished his verbal attack on Stuart, when Bernadette found Sheldon standing outside the window.

"Because someone said my presence would be embarrassing to others, so I just stood outside and pretended I didn't need to go to the bathroom."

Everyone's eyes moved back and forth between Ron and Amy.

"If you want to relieve yourself, take two intersections from here, the convenience store should sell adult diapers," Ron walked to the window: "Do you want Sheldon to come in?"

Bernadette looked at Amy, then at Sheldon, and decided to stand by her good friend: "Let's forget it? Even if he comes in, there will be no turning point. I can think of a way to let him go somewhere else." ?"

"of course."

Ron walked to the table, picked up the toad ornament he gave to Howard, held up the candlestick in the other hand, and walked to the window again, muttering: "Gods and ghosts, go away ~ goblins, goblins and go away~"

In the end, Howard couldn't bear to let Sheldon in, but it was obvious that he made a wrong decision. After 10 minutes, Sheldon began to act as a demon.

"Raj, maybe you're curious, why don't I continue to show our affection for Ambiguous?"

The Indian rolled his eyes: "No, I'm just wondering why the wedding hasn't started yet."

But Shelton just brought the topic to himself for a reason: "You should know he just broke up with me."

"I said I need time to think." Amy got up helplessly.

Ron bowed his head, thanking that the beer in his hand was no longer fragrant: "I believe the two of you will figure out a solution, but now can we watch Leonard and Penny's wedding together quietly?"

"Well, I know what's going on, you're starting to choose sides now, aren't you?" Sheldon said dissatisfiedly, "If Ron chooses to support Amy, then I'll choose Howard."

"Okay, enough is enough," Ron put down the beer bottle and stood up: "Come on, Sheldon, what do you want to say? Or what do you want to say to Amy? Hurry up and finish quickly ?"

"Amy, I don't understand. Did we break up? You don't seem to have given me a clear answer."

"That's because you didn't give me time to think at all."

"Really? Then you'd better think about it quickly," Sheldon urged anxiously, "Because a man can carry on the family line for the rest of his life, but yours will expire."

As soon as this sentence was finished, the whole room fell silent, and Ron gave Sheldon a thumbs up.

You really dare to say it, but Sheldon didn't seem to understand what he meant, and nodded triumphantly at Ron, but what he didn't know, a storm was already brewing behind him.

"Sheldon!" Amy was furious: "It's really time for you to come here at the door, you are a selfish childish ghost! You still humiliated me in person, I don't have to think about it now, we are finished!"

After finishing speaking, Amy slammed the door away, and Bernadette quickly chased her out.

Shelton stared at innocent big eyes: "Did I say something wrong?"

"You're right, don't say it in the future," Ron patted him on the shoulder helplessly: "Otherwise, I'd better send you home. Maybe it's your destiny to spend a lifetime in scientific research."

While Amy and Sheldon are arguing, the wedding has come to an end, and Leonard and Penny are showing off their wedding rings to the camera.

We agreed to watch the live broadcast of their wedding together, but ended up watching a lonely couple breakup.

Las Vegas is 433 kilometers from Los Angeles, and it takes four hours to drive. This time is exactly the same as the time when Ron took Sheldon to eat an ice cream and then went to the train toy store.

So when Ron and Sheldon came home, they saw Leonard sitting on the sofa.

"I think, as a newlyweds, you should stay in a hotel or somewhere else at this time, contributing to the plan of human reproduction, instead of sitting on the sofa drinking hot tea." Ron opened a can of beer and sat down on the sofa superior.

"Yes, Ron was right, tea is for the sad," Sheldon agreed.

"I had a big fight with Penny in Las Vegas just now, and within 24 hours of my marriage, my wife started a cold war with me." Leonard looked up.

"Well, it seems that it is unrealistic to expect you to work hard for me tomorrow," Ron sighed helplessly: "Come on, anyway, one sheep is also herding, and two sheep are also herding. Did Petunia fight?"

"Two sheep? Howard also has marital problems?"

"No, I'm talking about Sheldon, he was just dumped by Amy, but it doesn't matter," Sheldon glared at Ron, and Ron was unmoved: "Let's talk about your problem, you and What happened to Penny?"

"I confessed to her before marriage that I said that I kissed another female scientist during my expedition to the North Pole, and then she lost her temper. It's hard for a woman to understand, isn't it?"

Sheldon nodded sympathetically.

"Ron, you are the most emotionally intelligent person I know, what should I do?" Leonard looked at Ron pitifully.

Ron felt helpless towards these two little idiots, but in order to get rid of these two troublesome troubles quickly so that they could concentrate on working for him, he could only bear his temper.

"As for this matter, I think you should look at it more positively. From another perspective, you and Penny only took one day to reach the realm that many couples have achieved for decades, right?"

"Please tell me, I just want to know how to fix it now."

"It seems to me that there is an easy way," Ron said before Sheldon broke into their conversation. "Your lips have been in close contact with other women's lips. If you want to make up, the only reasonable way is Petunia also touched the lips of other men intimately. I think Ron is a good match. Didn't Petunia always want to have something to do with Ron?

If she hangs out with Ron for a while now, her guilt towards you will make her forgive you for your previous behavior. "

"This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" Leonard said frantically, "Sheldon, I'm asking Ron, but I didn't ask you. Can you stop for a while?"

"Actually, I think Sheldon's words are not unreasonable, well, I'm not joking," Leonard's face changed before Ron finished speaking: "The method is very simple, you can take Petunia to meet See that female scientist who kissed you, by the way, I know almost everyone in your school, who is that you are talking about?"

"Mandy Chow."

"Isn't that Asian who specializes in marine biology? He's very tasteful~" Ron sincerely admired. Generally speaking, most people who can reach the level of scientists are traditional American nerds in high school.

It’s not that they are hard-educated or look dull, it’s just a kind of arrogance to smart people under the prevalence of American anti-intellectualism. Of course, except for Sheldon, he is really stupid.

"Ron!" Leonard exclaimed in embarrassment.

"Well, my method is, you can take Petunia to meet that Mandy Zhou."

"why?"

"Isn't it simple?" Sheldon interjected again: "If Penny met Mandy Zhou, she would understand that she can find a man ten thousand times better than you, and she would never take a chance with her Cheese-farting genetically defective short-legged scientist, so you'll be reconciled."

"Sheldon! How did grandma educate you? Don't attack other people's flaws casually, okay?"

Ron turned to Leonard: "Well, although my idea is different from Sheldon's, the general intention is still the same. I think Penny's quarrel with you is mainly because of Mandy Zhou's mystery She was a little scared, if she saw that woman with her own eyes, it would probably be better."

Leonard bit his nails: "Is there any other way? Because of what happened last time, I've been a little embarrassed to see her recently."

"No, you're probably the only one who feels embarrassed, but if you say something else," Ron couldn't help but smile when he heard faint footsteps outside the door. Penny:

"Why don't you talk to Petunia and tell her why you kissed other women goodbye before you got married. It sounds like you deliberately found a reason not to get married."

"How is it possible!" Leonard blurted out in denial.

"Then why are you talking about this on your wedding day?" Ron put his head on his hands and fell back on the sofa. Not surprisingly, Leonard's troubles will soon be over.

"This...uh..." Leonard paused: "I think, probably after all these years, I still feel a little unworthy of her, because you know, anyone who has dated Penny before What kind of person."

"An idiot who can't memorize multiplication tables? Or an idiot who pours shit into the gas tank instead of burning gasoline?" Sheldon sneered.

"I'm talking about appearance! I've dated Penny before, and they were all very handsome men, like Ron, so maybe I want to talk about a few exes with some weight, so that I can become more Go with it."

"This reason is ridiculous, but it does seem like a reason why you would do this," Ron rolled his eyes, a man's fragile self-esteem~
"However, if you want to increase your status, Joyce King alone is enough. No matter how many high-quality men Penny has dated, none of them can have the same status as you who were specially hooked up by spies using beauty tricks Weight, confidence, man."

As Ron said, he pulled the handle violently when he walked to the door, and Petunia fell in with a cry of surprise.

"I just passed by your apartment, I'll go back right now..."

"Leonard! Sheldon!" Ron didn't wait for her to finish, he called Leonard to his side, and turned to look at Petunia: "You heard what this man said just now, the rest The time is up to you."

After speaking, he pulled Sheldon out and closed the door behind him.

"Hey, where are you taking me?!" Sheldon shook off Ron's hand dissatisfied.

"I invite you to treat me to dinner~"

(End of this chapter)