The daily life of American TV agents

It's been a while since the day of redemption, and the disaster seems to be forgotten by everyone except the bereaved and the city corporations who have been busy cleaning up the dead bodies in the streets for a while.

Even those murder videos shot and uploaded by everyone on a certain video website were banned because they received reports from their parents that they were too violent and bloody. They can do it, but they can’t say it. Thinking is very American.

When Sheldon complained about this issue, Ron expressed his disbelief because of "what is this, one day they can even silence their own president", and Ron didn't say anything. In the original time and space, this happened in fact.

Although this time and space has not discovered such a weird thing, the former former president was indeed killed in office. From this point of view, it is far more bizarre than Ron's previous life.

Not to mention anything else, just the day of redemption, the passage of this kind of plan is enough to explain the strangeness of this time and space.

"Ding ding ding~" Pritchett tapped his wine glass, drawing everyone's attention to him, and pulling Ron back from his thoughts.

"Has everyone got any wine? I'm going to start a Thanksgiving toast," said the old Pritchett, after confirming that everyone had something in their glasses, and then glared at Ron:
"First of all, this Thanksgiving, I want to thank Ron. I accidentally used too many rockets in self-defense against the thieves who invaded his house. If I accidentally blow up Claire's house, I won't get During this period of time, I have lived with my daughter and my grandchildren in a happy family."

"You're welcome, you can take this as a Thanksgiving gift from me, anyway, I came today empty-handed." Ron seemed not to feel the irony in Old Pritchett's words, and raised his hand triumphantly. Wine glass, salute him.

"Okay, then as usual..."

"Isn't it? Dad, is it going to be like this this year? It's like this every year. You have to use some inexplicable reasons to choose a family member that you think you are most proud of this year. Are you sure about human harm? Such a bad habit should have been..."

In the middle of Claire's eloquent words, the old Pritchett looked at him and said with a smile: "It's you, the person I'm most proud of this year, and I chose you."

"Yeah! I said that such an excellent tradition of our family should continue to be passed on. I have to say that your choice this year is really wise!" Even though Claire has become the mother of three children, she heard the praise from her always serious father. , I couldn't help jumping up and cheering happily.

But he was too happy too early, the old Pritchett's words were not finished, his eyes flicked across everyone's faces one by one: "And you, Ron, Phil, Mitchell... actually all of you Man, I know I'm causing a rivalry in the family, and you're all complaining about me, but look how it turned out? Ron single-handedly killed dozens of intruders trying to sneak into his house, and Phil fired A magic store of his own, Kawhi leading the team to big wins, and even Mitchell scaring away an intruder."

"Of course there is also you, Jie," Gloria explained to everyone while taking small steps, "In order to spend more time with Joe, he has been sending him to and picking him up from school every day recently."

"Uncle Pritchett, what happened to Gloria? Did you hit her?" Ron asked curiously looking at Gloria who had been walking in place.

The old Pritchett said proudly: "No, I will challenge him a few times and walk [-] steps within a week."

"That's easy." Ron puzzled.

Gloria added: "But the ones in the mall don't count."

"Well, I can understand the difficulty of the challenge when I put it that way." Ron nodded knowingly.

Gloria is a serious shopaholic, and old Pritchett happens to be a rich man, so as long as she has nothing to do, Gloria wanders around the mall, buying and buying, and when she returns home, she is already exhausted Let him challenge to take [-] steps a week without counting the number of shopping malls, which is no less difficult than asking Ron's father George to do ten push-ups a day.

"She is 1000 steps away from completing the challenge, and then she can get the same honor as you. Her motivation comes from my habit of being stingy with praise. I look around and see all winners. I am very proud , to all of us." The old Pritchett raised his glass.

"Cheers!" Everyone cheered together.

When everyone dispersed and took their meals, Ron found an opportunity to approach the old Uncle Pritchett: "Hey! Uncle Pritchett, do you really believe that everyone is as good as you say? Mitchell How could he drive away an intruder? Isn’t that too ridiculous? What did he rely on to drive away the intruder? Ping, is it the enchanting dance he practiced in the gay club?”

"Hi! You and him are cousins, you have the same heroic blood, maybe it belongs to Dad's side, that is, the part of your DNA that belongs to your mother has begun to awaken, making her more and more like a real How about a man?"

Old Pritchett became more and more guilty as he talked. When he first heard the news, he was very happy. When he was reminded by Ron at this time, he felt more and more that the story was too fake, especially when they talked about it. , Mitchell ate something with sauce, took out a pink handkerchief from his pocket, and wiped off the sauce from his elegant mouth. Old Pritchett and Ron shuddered as they watched.

Ron saw through his guilty conscience, but he didn't continue to dwell on this issue. Instead, he switched to another issue: "Then let's talk about Kaka leading the team to victory. You know I'm from a football family. I know Kaka’s football level, even if it’s not as good as SJ’s, it’s impossible to lead a weak team like their school team to beat a strong team from Texas, there must be something wrong here.”

Old Pritchett looked left and right, confirmed the location of his son and "daughter-in-law", pulled Ron to him, and growled in a low voice:

"I know, I know that coach is your father's student, and with Xiaoka's three-legged kung fu, it is impossible to win, but what can I do? I have no proof! If I question her, Mitchell will definitely Thought I was still complaining about his homosexuality."

"So you're still feeling awkward about their marriage, aren't you?" Ron said with a teasing smile on his lips.

Old Pritchett curled his lips mischievously like a child: "Of course, if you give birth to a son in the future, instead of taking the sword God gave him to conquer women, use that thing as a shit stick , I promise you must be more uncomfortable than me."

"Indeed, if that's the case, I'll definitely break his leg. However, I have a different opinion from you about whether Mitchell is the shit-stirring stick or the one being disturbed, but it doesn't matter," Ron revealed The signature prank smirked: "Do you want to investigate the truth? If you want, I can find out the whole truth."

"Look at the reasons I'm proud of them. A coward like Mitchell has no guts at all. Facing a gangster who invaded the house, Kaka is not capable of leading the team to win with a weak victory. Victory, he lost all five games against this team by a big score, including Gloria, if he didn't go shopping in the mall, he couldn't make up [-] steps, so Claire's running champion seems reasonable , even Phil's magic supply store is opened with the home insurance compensation you bought for their family."

Old Pritchett, after complaining about his children one by one, drank the whiskey in the glass in a depressed breath. Fortunately, Old George didn't come today, otherwise, compared with his children, his children would have lost. Two clean.

Ever since Old George hooked up with Old Pritchett's sister, the mother of Ron and Sheldon, the two have always disliked each other. In Cheng Cheng's competition, the old Pritchett had always been far ahead by virtue of his career advantage, but when it came to the last round of competition for his children, he lost completely.

So much so that every time George Sr. came to Los Angeles, Pritchett Sr. would use all kinds of excuses to get out of the city to avoid being ridiculed by him face to face.

Ron's view of his father and uncle's fighting spirit has also changed from being helpless at the beginning to now with great interest. Not to mention, it's really interesting to see the two old guys fighting like a child.

"Not only Phil's magic supply store, but also the new car bought for Luke, it should be the money from the insurance compensation. I knew that someone would take advantage of that opportunity to trouble me, so I bought the highest amount of insurance for all the houses around my house in advance, regardless of the damage I caused, not only did none of the neighbors blame me, but they became more enthusiastic about me." Ron added triumphantly.

"If I had a neighbor like you who destroyed my house, but the compensation was enough to build two more, I would treat you as a guest of honor." Old Pritchett gave him a white look: "Can you really Find out how they did it?"

"Of course no problem. Don't forget, I'm a professional agent. I can even find out the affair between the new British Prime Minister and the female secretary, not to mention these trivial matters at home." Ron said confidently.

Old Pritchett was very curious: "Then where do you plan to start?"

"First of all, of course, it starts with spies." Ron turned his head, pointed at the little Asian girl who had been staring at him in the corner, hooked his fingers, and the little girl walked over with a look of admiration: "Lily told me, you have Anything you want to tell me?"

Lily Pritchett, the adopted daughter of Mitchell and Xiaoka from Vietnam, as we all know, although it is not illegal for a man to fall in love with a man, biological constraints still prevent them from producing offspring, so they can only adopt from elsewhere.

"Can you blow up my house like you did to Aunt Claire's house?" Li Li asked with a look of admiration, her eyes shining with stars.

"Of course, but can you tell me why?"

"Because our house is full of all kinds of paintings that Dad and Dad hired. It's so ugly that my classmates don't like it when they come to play at home." Lily said distressedly.

Well, it seems that this should be caused by the excess female hormones of Mitchell and Xiaoka again. Whenever the two of them have excessive female hormones, they will start to have crazy emotions about art, such as singing on the street, or singing at home. Painting on the walls and more.

Ron nodded knowingly, gently rubbed Lily's head, squatted down, and looked at Lily level: "Although I can go to blow up your house, but this way will make your big dad and second dad Angry, you don't want to do that, do you?"

Lily nodded disappointedly.

"But that doesn't mean I don't have other ways." Seeing the kid taking the bait, Ron changed his subject: "If this method requires you to exchange other secrets, can you?"

"What secret do you want to know?" Hearing that her troubles might be solved, Lili's eyes were full of little stars again.

"Isn't it, you can even lie to children?" Old Pritchett spread his hands behind her and mouthed.

Ron pressed his hands down, signaling him to be calm, and then continued to ask Lily in a bewitching tone: "Your second dad said he drove away the gangsters, did you and your dad see it with your own eyes?"

"No," Lily shook her head like a rattle: "When we got home, we heard a sound of glass shattering. When we walked to the living room, the glass and the vase on the table were already broken. A gesture like this, saying that the culprit has already run away, don’t be afraid.”

As if afraid that Ron would not understand, little Lily imitated Mitchell's appearance at that time, and posed a handsome pose. Seeing her pose, old Pritchett covered his face with pain.

"Anything else?" Lily asked innocently.

Ron and the old Pritchett looked at each other and asked, "There is one last thing. Have you got nunchucks in your house recently?"

"That's what Daddy confiscated the students in the school. I never told anyone. How do you know?" Little Lili looked surprised.

"This is a man's intuition. Well, you go and play. I will find a chance to find a way to help you solve what you said."

Ron patted Lily on the head, and Lily rushed outside happily. After he left, Ron asked: "How is it? Mitchell, has this been confirmed? I'll send someone to her house to extract the double The fingerprints on the sticks and fragments of the vase can be confirmed."

"Damn it, my kung fu kid is back," lamented old Pritchett.

Seeing Lily's pose, he already knew what was going on. Mitchell had been obsessed with Chinese martial arts for a while. It happened that Ron was learning Mojiaquan at the time, so he taught him a few moves, but Mitchell didn't know what to do. I didn't even learn it. I followed Bruce Lee on the TV to learn nunchucks, and even smashed myself with nunchucks until I almost concussed.

"So who do you want to know the truth about next?"