The daily life of American TV agents

"Why don't we find out how Xiaoka's team won? How about it?" Old Pritchett glanced at him, talking to someone, but Xiaoka seemed nervous, if he had to go one by one Debunking the truth about the kids, he would rather start with Xiaoka first because Xiaoka is always annoying.

"I don't think it's necessary. Looking at him, he may confess to himself in a short time." Ron glanced at Xiaoka's state and shook his head: "He may usually prefer to make himself conspicuous and become the whole world. The focus of the field, but Kaka has one advantage, that is, he can hardly hide things, I have a better idea, do you want to hear it?"

"What?" Old Pritchett asked with interest, knowing that Ron could always come up with something new.

Ron rolled his eyes and immediately came up with an idea: "Let's hold a commendation meeting for them, how about it?"

"Commendation meeting? You're not mistaken, right? Didn't we reach a consensus just now to expose their truth? If other people's honor is also watered down, then this commendation is not for nothing?" Old Pritchett's face was full Confuse.

"It's just to expose the bottom line, that's why the commendation conference is held~" Ron showed a smirk on his face: "Uncle Pritchett, you should have heard a lie, and you need to use countless lies to complete this proverb, right? What do you think if we held a commendation meeting and asked them one by one to tell their success story?"

"Then they will definitely stand on the stage in a hurry because they can't make up a lie!" Old Pritchett's eyes lit up: "I have to say, your idea is really bad."

"Hi! Children! Dinner is starting." Old Pritchett walked to the dining table and greeted: "Everyone gathers here. I just thought of one thing. Since we have so many successful people here today, why not let them Tell me about your successes? Then how about setting an example for the children?"

When old Pritchett said a word, several adults who had been praised by him just now looked at each other, their expressions changed again and again. Ron and old Pritchett looked at each other, and these people really had something in their hearts.

"That's right, Uncle Pritchett," Ron immediately began to cheer up: "Why don't you start with you, you are the head of the family, and let's start with you to make a sample for everyone, I posted on Facebook I went to the school where I saw the bridge, and there was a show called 'The First Thanksgiving in History' today, maybe you can tell us a little bit about Joe's performance?"

"I also saw it on Facebook, and the school posted photos, but why is there no Joe in these photos?" Gloria asked strangely while flipping through the phone while holding the phone.

This time, the old Pritchett was embarrassed, Ron rolled his eyes helplessly, and secretly asked the old Pritchett with his mouth: "Isn't it? Are there ghosts too?"

Old Pritchett nodded secretly at him, and quickly pinched Joe's leg with his hand under the table. Fortunately, he was not completely unprepared for this, and he had secretly exchanged lines with Joe: "Joe is on the show. The role in charge of commentary, so it’s not on camera, it’s normal, the camera is only so big, it’s impossible to hold every child, right?”

"That's right," Gloria nodded approvingly, and turned to look at her youngest son with doting eyes: "How about you tell us a story about the first Thanksgiving in history?"

"That's a good idea."

"We want to hear it so badly."

……

After a burst of encouragement from the crowd, Joe had no choice but to stand up: "There used to be a group of godless aborigines living on this land. They were ignorant until one day the white people came."

"Oh my God!" Ron covered his face in embarrassment. He didn't need to ask, he knew that it must be taught by her uncle Pritchett, who had serious racial discrimination tendencies.

Now he finally understands why the old Pritchett is so diligent recently, taking Joe to and from school every day. The real situation is very likely that Joe didn't go to school at all these days, and was taken by the old Pritchett. In response to his wife's sudden inspection, the old Pritchett taught such a set of nonsense things based on his poor historical knowledge.

"What the hell is this?" Hearing this, Gloria looked like she had eaten a fly: "And then?"

"The white people pitied these primitive people and taught them how to work the land, but their kindness was misinterpreted as aggression, so the war started."

Joe continued to tell the story ignorantly, and Claire couldn't help but exclaimed: "What kind of ghost school is this? It teaches students these things?!"

"Is there any problem with this? That's what I was taught in school when I was a child." Xiaoka asked with a puzzled expression.

Ron raised his hand: "And me, I was the same when I was a child, and it was written like this in Texas textbooks, but in our textbooks, the ignorant aborigines refer to Mexicans. It seems that many schools in conservative areas in the American interior are like this teach."

While talking, Ron walked up to him, covered Joe's mouth that was about to blow himself up, and said in a low voice, "Don't say anything, I'll buy you ice cream later" and then turned to face the crowd. Save the day.

"I didn't expect that this kind of school education with strong racial discrimination has spread to Los Angeles, this advanced international city, Uncle Pritchett, you must protest to the school, otherwise, God knows they will give it to Joe Some other nonsense."

"That makes sense. I'll go to the principal to protest on Monday." Before the crowd could react, the old Pritchett hurriedly nodded in agreement.

It’s just that this kind of rhetoric, it’s okay to lie to Gloria, a foreigner, but several other people have already shown doubts. The old Pritchett hurriedly asked Ron for help, and Ron waved his hand: “Don’t worry, everything is safe. And me."

"But when it comes to celebrating Thanksgiving, let's talk about your achievements. For example, you, Gloria, did not go to the mall, but completed the challenge of [-] steps a week. This achievement is really amazing," Ron said Gaglia's pedometer asked deliberately in a puzzled tone: "I'm just a little curious, why did your walking route coincide with Claire's marathon route?"

Gloria's guilty face changed, but before it was over, Bourne suddenly let out a light "huh" sound of doubt: "Wait, no, this route is not exactly the same as the marathon route, there is a distance of about three kilometers in the middle It's a shortcut, so what the hell is going on here?

Did you take a shortcut and come back early from halfway through the marathon with Claire?Or did you put the pedometer on Claire, and Claire took a shortcut while running to get No. 1? "

Now, even Claire, who was drinking water, was not calm anymore. With a "cough cough", he sprayed out the water he just drank through his nose.

Ron smiled playfully. Judging from the performance of the two of them, Ron's guess was very close to the truth.

If you want to divert your doubts, the best way is not to prove your innocence, but to immediately question others to muddy the water, so that when others are too busy to take care of themselves, naturally no one will pay attention to your problems.

This is the experience that Ron summed up from playing script killing with his friends in his previous life, but he didn't expect to use it here.

Seeing this, the old Pritchett, who had been shrewd all his life, immediately understood Ron's intentions, seized the opportunity to fight back and stood up pretending to suddenly realize: "I see, what Ron said is true, I said you were wearing high heels You haven't exercised much? How can you walk [-] steps? You must have put the pedometer on Claire, right?!"

"I……"

Before Gloria could explain why, Alex had already started to question her mother: "So I really took a detour, didn't I? I said that I didn't wait for you at the 5km waiting point when I bought coffee. I thought I missed it accidentally, so it turned out that you didn't pass by there at all."

Like a father, like a daughter, Claire saw the questioning pointing at her, and immediately pointed at Mitchell and yelled: "Mitchell didn't drive away the bad guys, he was playing with nunchucks at home. Accidentally smashed the house into a mess, if you don’t believe me, she even used concealer to cover up a stick mark on her face! It must have been accidentally smashed on her face when he was playing with a nunchaku.”

"It seems to be true," Ron meanly wiped the concealer on Mitchell's face with his hand, and there was a little text on the scar underneath: "made in MEIGUO, your nunchaku is not only from China , and it’s a copycat, I’m curious, where did you get such a superb nunchuck.”

Old Pritchett asked strangely, "Where is MEIGUO?"

"It means the United States, but this pronunciation is the pronunciation of Chinese pinyin." Ron explained with a smile.

"I reported that Xiaoka didn't win the football game with his own ability. He used the walkie-talkie to eavesdrop on the tactics of the opponent's coach." Mitchell immediately transferred the conflict to her husband.

In an instant, several adults in the room bit each other into a ball, but Ron and the old Pritchett's goal was also achieved, that is, no one paid any attention to him taking Joe to play truant.

"This trick is really useful, Ron, now they have completely forgotten about me and Joe."

While a few people were arguing, the old Pritchett secretly left the table, gloating and talking to Ron.

"As long as you don't worry about them getting angry."

"Don't worry, it's absolutely impossible, at most two or three days, ignoring each other, if that's the case, it's even better, it just allows me to live a clean life for a few days, otherwise come here every day to eat and drink from me. "Old Pritchett looked at a few children who were quarreling with a smirk. After watching for a while, he became depressed again: "Why is my business so successful? None of the children's achievements can compare with Old George's children. What? You and little George are both so good, and when Missy marries a good husband, she can look the most abnormal Sheldon, and now they are all scientists."

"Needless to say, Uncle Priest, Luke has been doing very well with me recently, maybe it won't be long before she can become a stand-alone agent like me, and speaking of scientists, isn't Alex Can't she become an outstanding female scientist in the future? Do you know? Sheldon, who is as stingy as you, has praised Alex more than once."

"Maybe Alex can really succeed. I have always been confident in her. As long as he is sure that it is what she wants to do, she can accomplish it. Speaking of which, you didn't bring Sheldon here today. What is he busy with recently? Woolen cloth?"

"A physics research project whose name I can't even pronounce, it seems to be called super asymmetry. Many people say that this research will give him a chance to win the Nobel Prize. Just let him be happy."

Ron waved his hands and said indifferently. However, what he didn't know was that when he was attending the Thanksgiving dinner at Richett's house in the old shop, there was a "Ron" who looked exactly like him in the apartment in Pasadena. , pushed the door and entered the room, the group of four who were eating looked at him strangely,
"Ron, aren't you going to have dinner at Uncle Pritchett's? Why are you back so early?" Sheldon asked in surprise.

"Because Uncle Pritchett gave me a few coupons for the amusement park that haven't opened yet, I can't wait to come back and want to share with you." Ron took out a few coupons and handed them to the group of four.

"Western World Amusement Park? Why have I never heard of this name?" Raj looked at the name on the invitation roll and asked strangely.

"Stupid, didn't you hear what Ron said? It's newly opened, how do you know?"

"That's right, as Howard said, this is a newly opened playground, and it's normal if you don't know about it," Ron said with a stiff and strange smile on his face: "Do you want to go together? Imagine, a whole The playground is ours, there are no other guests, and there is no queue for all the rides, so we will definitely have a good time.”

"Not yet. I'm only interested in theme parks like Disney and Harry Potter. I don't have any interest in amusement parks with a western theme." Shelton shook his head: "Please, I'm a Westerner myself." , if you want to see what Westworld is like? Why don't I go back to my hometown in Texas?"

"Then what if I tell you that all the waiters in this amusement park are highly simulated robots?" Ron continued to bewitch, "It is said that from the outside, there is no difference from real people, and even the feel is exactly the same as real people. I heard that They can also provide some special services~”

The four people's eyes lit up, and Ron's words of bewitchment really moved them. The robot successfully attracted Sheldon, and the word special service attracted the other three little color embryos.

What happened to another woman was considered infidelity to his wife, but what happened to a robot shouldn't count?

If you have to count, is the massage stick the number one king of men?

"I'll go!" The four agreed in unison.