This brave man is a scumbag

Chapter 362 Zhou Li, A Good Man

"This person's information came out."

After a while, the information of this professional who called himself "Fanma Kojiro" was sent to everyone.After seeing the above content, the reviewer took a deep breath on the spot.

"The Lord of Silver City?!"

Not only the review, but even Mr. Charles on the side was extremely shocked.Because there is no one else on the list, it is the Lord of the Silver City, the number one licking dog of Magnum III, and the Deputy Minister of Finance of Magnum - Levi's.

"how is this possible?"

Seeing the name on it, Charles waved his hands again and again, and said in disbelief: "He didn't want to be the city lord of his Magnum capital, and came to us to be a pervert in tights and a fake ****? It's impossible!"

"That's what we thought at first."

The official in charge of the registration smiled bitterly. He looked at the two of them and said helplessly: "This person gave us a diplomatic certificate with Levi's name and engraved seal on it. We have verified that all the runes on it and the anti-theft It’s all true, there’s no discrepancy.”

"This this…"

Charles and the reviewer looked at each other, and they both saw the shock of the other side.After all, the gold content of the title of City Lord of Silver City is unquestionable, and if you make a lot of money every day, it's all about beating Levi's.Now this Magnum Tianzi No. [-] big dog licking dog is not going to serve Magnum III, but come to Moscow to participate in the martial arts meeting wearing a tights and holding a fake dick?
What kind of international joke is he, is he out of his mind?
"This is definitely not me."

Charles put down the information and said firmly: "Unless he is standing in front of me now and taking out this dildo and dancing, I can't believe that it is him anyway."

Looking at his old boss who had retired from the battlefield, the reviewer felt a little speechless at his boldness for a while.After a while, he picked up the document and said with a headache: "Now there are two issues. The first is whether the weapon should be allowed to pass the trial. The second is to verify the identity of this person."

"Don't think about the previous question, it will definitely not pass the trial."

Charles said decisively: "If we really pass the trial for him, our Budokai will become the entertainment of the whole world in the future. No matter how we hold the Budokai in the future, they will use this time's fake adultery Go up, and then crazily laugh at us. Moreover, the video of this game of Enchantment can’t be broadcast, if it broadcasts us and the video department, we will be sinners through the ages, and we must apologize.”

"What about his identity?"

Now, the thorny issue has changed from passing a trial to an identity issue.As soon as he said this, Charles was also silent. After all, there were too many doubts and conflicts in this matter.

The simplest reason is that if someone can steal the most important diplomatic documents from the home of the heavily guarded Lord of the City of Silver.Obviously this certificate will bring a lot of positive benefits, and it can even make Levi's burnt out in a short period of time. After all, Yingnan is definitely happy to get such a powerful weapon.But why did he travel thousands of miles to a neighboring country to participate in a martial arts meeting with a fake gun and tights?What is he plotting?What does he want?
Tu Yile?Be happy?
How can it be?

So, after sorting out a lot of obviously wrong answers, a terrifying correct answer emerged in their hearts.

Levi's may really be a pervert.

"How about I go try it out?"

The reviewer looked at Charles hesitantly, and asked softly, "Should I ask someone to look at the entry and exit records at the border, and then call this person back to verify his identity?"

"it is good."

Charles nodded, and then hurriedly reminded: "You just dial his communicator on the grounds that his weapon failed the trial, turn on the hands-free, and I will listen."

"no problem."

The reviewer nodded, and immediately started to arrange the matter.Soon, the border entry and exit records appeared in their hands, and Levi's name clearly appeared in the column of a private airship.Moreover, all the expenses of that luxurious private airship were paid by the Magnum account.

Broken, it seems to be really Levi's.

The two fell silent in the face of this horrific fact.Anyone who knows a little about Magnum doesn't know that Levi's is Magnum's No. [-] real dragon and big licking dog.As long as it was Magnum III's order, he wished that the spiral swoop would complete the task.Not to mention disobedience to Magnum III, until now there is not even a single piece of information about the dispute between the two, and even Magnum III's unilateral dissatisfaction, which is enough to prove how terrifying this Levi's is.

Swallowing nervously, the reviewer picked up the official communicator and broadcast the number left by "Levi's". After a short beep, the communication was answered.

"Hello? Who is it?"

A calm voice sounded with pride in his bones.The reviewer was shocked, then looked at Charles, gestured and said to the other end of the phone:
"Hello, this is the official newsletter of the Mosk Fighting Association. I am the staff member responsible for the review."

Upon hearing this sentence, there was a sudden laughter from the other side of the communicator, and then Audit and Charles vaguely heard the other side say, "Tariq also has telecom fraud?" Wait for the rustling sound.Soon, they heard each other's voices.

"What? Is something wrong?"

Some vicissitudes, but also with the majesty of the superior, completely in line with the image of Levi's.The reviewer took a deep breath, braced his nerves, and said to Levi's:
"Hello, I am the chief review officer of the First Armed Forces Association of Moscow. You can call me Eminem. This visit is to talk to you about your weapon review. Do you have free time now? ?"

"Have."

A short but powerful answer sounded, and the reviewer maintained a high degree of concentration. After thinking for a moment, he said:
"I'm sorry, but your weapon report did not pass the review. The reason is that the appearance of this weapon is not suitable for display, and it has hints to a certain extent. We hope you can change the weapon and conduct a second review."

"Why can't it be shown?"

Without anger or reprimand, Levi's maintained the demeanor of an upper class, and asked lightly: "As far as I know, the Amherst church in the south of England believes in reproductive organs, because it represents human reproduction and is a sacred thing. It is an inviolable right. In the south of England, the Amherst Church is recognized as an orthodox church and has the right to preach. But you are now prohibiting the church’s holy relics from entering the battlefield, isn’t this a form of discrimination?”

Fuck, there is still this kind of boxing?
Audit and Charles looked at each other. Obviously, they had never seen a person who refuted from this angle, which also strengthened their determination of the identity of Levi's on the other end of the phone.The audit stabilized the mind, and after a moment of meditation, he said to Levi's:

"Sorry, this church has never been reported in our country, and it is not a formal church. And your...weapon does not have the function of a weapon. I am sorry, but we cannot pass the trial for you."

"In this way, I will let you pick up a weapon at will, and I will use this, and we will have a formal duel. As the saying goes, true knowledge comes from practice. If you say that he does not have the effect of a weapon, then we will conduct an experiment. Let's see if he can deal a blow to the enemy."

If I was drawn by you with this game, I would kill myself, really.

Suppressing the desire to complain in my heart, the audit forced a smile, and said to Zhou Li: "I'm sorry, this really can't pass the audit. This is a higher-level regulation. Even if you ask, I can't give you specific regulations."

"Okay, I won't embarrass you."

The other side pondered for a moment, and then said to the reviewer: "In this way, I can camouflage the weapon to a certain extent, what do you think?"

"camouflage?"

The reviewer frowned, but if he disguised his appearance, it shouldn't be very lethal, but just to be on the safe side, he asked, "How are you going to disguise?"

"Use the camouflage circle to make a mosaic."

Oh, it's even more disgusting.

"You are really out of line with the rules, I'm really sorry."

"Then you have to tell me what's not in line with the rules."

Without flinching, Levi asked straightforwardly: "Are you looking down on me, Levi? I am a majestic Magnum government official who has traveled thousands of miles to experience the customs of your country. I want to participate in fighting competitions, but you are obstructing me in every possible way. What is this? Attentive?"

"Are you Mr. Levi's?"

At this moment, the blessing of the audit came to his heart, and the wisdom of thousands of harmonious armies poured into his mind.He closed his eyes, took over the conversation and asked Levi's: "Sorry, we didn't confirm your identity in advance. In our place, any foreign personnel need to confirm their identity. Can you do an online identity confirmation? "

"can."

Levi's answered decisively, and the reviewer pondered for a moment, then asked him:
"What is your diplomatic identification number?"

"One one four five one four three three six nine seven."

"The answer is correct."

Flipping through the information, the reviewer continued to ask: "Please answer your name, age, and address."

"Levis, age 49, lives in Xiangyun Villa 1-1, First Street, Silver City."

"The answer is correct."

The speed and accuracy of this series of answers are extremely high, without any stuttering or hesitation, and they flow smoothly in one go, which is even more personal than me.The reviewer and Charles had completely determined that this person was Levi's at this time, the reviewer pondered for a moment, and asked the last question:
"May I ask what your specific strength is?"

"platinum."

The answer without hesitation convinced Audit and Charles that this person was Levi's.This question seems to be a simple one, but in fact there is a trap here.

If they are pretenders, they will never know that the seemingly powerful Levi's is actually a platinum-level professional.Even if they knew this, they wouldn't know that Levi's official files are all gold-level.Because Levi's has been hiding his strength, this has helped him a lot.

"Well, Mr. Levi's, if you really want to use this weapon, please allow us to perform some post-processing when playing it on the communicator. It may affect your image. What is your choice?"

"Okay, let's deal with it."

Zhou Li, no, Levi's immediately agreed. Anyway, people who indirectly watched his actions would not provide energy for disasters and natural disasters. It's a pity that Levi's can't shine.

"Well, I wish you a happy life."

The communicator was turned off, and the busy tone kept ringing.There was a long silence in the office.

Now, there's good news and bad news.

The good news is that they can use special methods for post-processing to prevent this weird-looking weapon from appearing on the screens of the general public.

The bad news is that those who compete may not be able to avoid this terrifying weapon.

"If you think about it better, he will at least put a mosaic on it."

Charles patted the examiner on the shoulder, and said with emotion: "No way, no one would have thought of this. No one would have thought that a city lord of the Silver City would travel thousands of miles to come to a foreign country to be a pervert. Forget it, everyone has some special hobbies."

"What Levi's meant was for us to keep his identity a secret. That's right, even if he has a special hobby, we can't let others know."

The reviewer wiped his face, and his voice trembled: "It's just that those fighters are suffering..."

"Fuck me!"

At this time, Charles suddenly let out a strange cry.Looking at the puzzled review, Charles said to the reviewer with a look of horror: "Will Princess Tia participate in this competition?"

Hearing this, the old face of the reviewer turned pale immediately, his teeth chattered, and he quickly took the information on the side and began to search.After a while, he lowered his arms and said with a deadened heart: "Now there is one bad news and another bad news."

Before Charles could speak, the reviewer said on his own:

"The bad news is that Princess Tia did not use her ticket from the previous championship."

"Isn't this good news?"

Charles asked inexplicably: "Princess Tia didn't use the ticket, didn't she just don't want to participate?"

"Another bad news is that Princess Tia did not use the championship ticket, but chose to start from scratch. That is to say, she will meet Levi's in the first game."

broken.

Everything is broken.

I have already begun to imagine that when Her Royal Highness the princess is preparing to shine in the arena in high spirits, a pervert wearing tights and holding an indescribable object slowly walks onto the stage.Both Audit and Levi's felt the word despair from the bottom of their hearts.They looked at each other and smiled, a smile of bitterness and despair.

"No, let me switch Levi's to gold!"

Charles slapped the table and said viciously: "The princess can't meet him in the first round, it will cause a diplomatic accident! I don't want to see Magnum and Tariq go to war, at least not the war caused by our link! "

"Okay, I'll change it right away."

Anyway, Levi's is gold in the official data, so there is no problem in grouping them like this.

"Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely not let the princess meet this perverted city lord in the first round, absolutely!"

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"hiss…"

Zhou Li, who was swinging the rocking chair at home, looked at the bright moon outside the window, and kept thinking in his mind.He always felt that he forgot something.

what is it then?

(End of this chapter)