This brave man is a scumbag

Chapter 363 Eternal Heart Connection (Qixi Special Chapter)
"Yo, what are you two doing?"

At the door of the pharmacy, Zhou Li was sitting on a chair with a fan like an old janitor, looking leisurely and not enjoying himself.Suddenly, with sharp eyes, he seemed to see something.He waved his fan and shouted not far away: "Yes, it's just you two, what are you doing?"

"Mr. Brave, what a coincidence."

Wearing a black and gold staggered twelve quarter robe, there was an awkward smile on his handsome face.Evan rubbed his nose and said to Zhou Li, "Miss Lin Ling and I wanted to see the teacher, so we happened to pass by here."

Zhou Li didn't speak, but just moved his eyes down to the exquisite strawberry cake in Evan's hand, and then said faintly: "Your teacher is quite young."

"The teacher is not at home today, he should be on a date with his wife."

Lin Ling didn't care about these things, and said to Zhou Li bluntly: "We saw that the teacher was not at home, so we went out for a stroll and bought some things. It's been a long time since we haven't seen each other, let's catch up."

"Huh? Long time no see?"

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, he never remembered that he had heard this sentence before.But he was too lazy to think about it. He glanced at the two and said with a half-smile: "Do you guys prefer Magnum or Tarek?"

Hearing this, Evan felt a little confused, but with today's special blessing, the eldest prince, who is usually more than calm on weekdays, was a little twitchy today for some reason, which also made Zhou Li feel a little strange.Lin Ling on the side, unlike Evan, said openly:

"Of course it's Tarek. After all, this place is much more advanced than Magnum."

"really."

Zhou Li nodded in agreement, "The place in Magnum is really not very good. It is useless except for retaining the improper feudal tradition of three wives and four concubines. Tariq is better. In the future, education and everything else will be fine. Not bad."

"Really? Does Magnum still have this kind of feudal system?"

Evan on the side frowned when he heard this, and asked inexplicably, "Why does such a backward system still exist in such a country?"

"What is this? Magnum still has the top hunter inheritance system."

Zhou Li waved his hand, and the ignorance of advanced civilized warriors like Evan made him laugh.Looking at Evan, who looked at a blank face in front of him and didn't know what the meaning of the top-survivor top-hunting inheritance system was, he smiled and explained:
"Well, let me give you an example."

"A long time ago, there was an elderly businessman who had three sons. The eldest son was named A Yao, the second son was named Tang Ju, and the third son was named Li Le. One day, the wealthy businessman fell seriously ill, and he was thinking that he would transfer the inheritance It would be better to give it to that son. Then he thought that he should give the inheritance to the smartest child so that he can guard the wealth."

"Hey, isn't this the story of a rich businessman and his three sons?"

Lin Ling on the side was stunned for a moment, and asked puzzledly: "Isn't this an inspirational story that is common all over the world? Isn't the story behind that rich businessman asked these sons to spend 100 yuan to buy things to fill the entire house, and the eldest son used straw to Did the second son use water, the third son use candles, and finally the wise third son illuminate the room with light?"

If it was Lin Zi, Ling Hai, Ain and others standing in front of Zhou Li, they would definitely not ask such stupid questions like Lin Ling.Because none of the stories Zhou Li told them so far is anthropomorphic.

"This is the exclusive version of Magnum, and it must be different from these common goods."

Zhou Li obviously dismissed the chicken soup version, he waved his hand, and continued: "One day, the rich businessman called his three sons into the room. He said, each of you take 100 yuan to buy one that can fill The things of this room. Whoever buys to fill this room shall have my possessions."

"The boss, A Yao, was smart and clever since he was a child, and he has won the business acumen of a wealthy businessman. He took 100 yuan and earned 1 yuan in three days relying on his contacts and skills. He used 1 yuan to buy a lot of money. A room full of cotton directly fills the room."

what?
Wait a minute, this plot is wrong.

Not paying attention to the strange expressions on the faces of Lin Ling and Evan, Zhou Li fanned his fan and said inscrutablely: "But what the boss A Yao didn't expect was that the wealthy businessman didn't hand over his property to A Yao, but was disappointed. Shaking his head, he looked at his second son, Tang Ju."

"The second brother, Tang Ju, has a thorough mind from a small age, and is good at observing people's hearts while pretending to be stupid. He used the 100 yuan to bribe the housekeeper and stole the key to the rich businessman's vault. Then the second child used the money in the vault to buy a More than 30 prostitutes were put into the room, and soon, the happy atmosphere of the rich businessman filled the room."

Oh grass.

Looking at the two people with grassy faces, Zhou Li smiled slightly, and educated them: "Don't look at the disgraceful methods of this second brother, in fact, the second brother relies on his mastery of human nature to directly hit the weakness of the rich businessman. We must hand over the wealth to the second child."

"Aside from the rationality of the means, in fact, this second child is very transparent about human nature."

Evan resisted the desire to complain, and analyzed: "If it is a development stage, the boss may be more suitable to take over the family property. Because he can rely on his business acumen to continue to expand the industry. But if the rich businessman's wealth has accumulated to a certain stage, he needs It is the second child who is all-round and exquisite to protect the family business."

"Then the third child you mentioned, is it a combination of these two people?"

Lin Ling, who was a pendant for the front street lamp, quickly realized that generally speaking, the third one to appear is often the winner. She looked at Zhou Li and said firmly: "The third child should have both the boss's business acumen and You have the exquisite heart of the second child. So, the rich merchants will hand over their wealth to the second child, right?"

"Do not."

Zhou Li shook his head with a smile, and said inscrutablely, "Think about it."

"When the rich businessmen were about to hand over their wealth to the second child, they just went through the motions to see how the third child would do it. They saw a strange thing."

"The boss and the second child looked at the Magnum II rifle in the third child's hand, and immediately shouted [Rifle? Are you going to fill the room with gunfire? Li Le, you are such an idiot!]"

"Hearing this, Li Le smiled triumphantly, and said confidently: [Look, you Fei Wu want to compete with me for the property?]"

"Crack! Li Le loaded the magazine [I want a three-for-one! I want a three-for-one!]"

"Li Le killed his two elder brothers and a wealthy businessman, and obtained the family property."

Silence, a long silence.

Closing his eyes and sighing, Evan's voice trembled a little, "Mr. Zhou Li, your story is considered a children's cult. I personally ask you not to spread this story, please."

"Don't worry, it's just a joke, I just want to accuse Magnum of the feudal tyrant's behavior with you."

Zhou Li smiled and waved his hand, and at this moment, the old man from the pharmacy came out and said respectfully to Zhou Li: "The medicine you asked for is finished."

"Oh? So fast?"

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, and then said to the two who were still reminiscing about the story just now: "Go and play, I'll be home in a while."

"We're just discussing academic issues."

Before the hard-spoken Evan continued to speak hard, Lin Ling grabbed his arm and said generously to Zhou Li: "Then let's go play, tell AhZi that I may be a little late to go back today."

"You go on the front foot, and she will go out with Linghai on the back foot."

Speaking of this, Zhou Li seemed to have thought of something, and asked curiously: "I don't know why, almost everyone left early this morning. Torreya and Don Quixote went to training, Ivy and Ai Wei Yin also suddenly said that he would take Kaya out to buy something. Your sister told Linghai that she would go to the bay, so she didn’t even need to save dinner for her. In addition, you also went out, so there are only me and Elma left at home Now, is today a special day?"

Looking at Zhou Li, who was clearly proficient in the weaknesses of human nature, but extremely dull in some aspects, Lin Ling fell silent.A moment later, she took out a calendar from the pocket of her white suit, placed it respectfully in front of Zhou Li, and then bowed slightly, leaving Zhou Li who was confused to continue shopping with Evan.

"WTF?"

Zhou Li took the calendar with a blank expression, and then he saw the note next to today's date.

"Perseverance Festival?"

The mule-horse aristocratic life as a brave man in his previous life made him not know much about the festivals in this world. He scratched his head, a little confused.At this time, the old man in the pharmacy at the side took a look and suddenly realized: "Today is Perseverance Day, why are those medicines selling so well?"

"What, what are you talking about? What kind of festival is this?"

Zhou Li put down the calendar with a puzzled look on his face.

The old man in the pharmacy laughed, and said to him: "My lord does not know something. The Perseverance Festival is the festival of this Tariq. On this festival, people who love each other will give each other blue knots, implying the eternal heart. coupling."

Oh, Qixi Festival?

Ow!Qixi Festival!
Zhou Li suddenly came to his senses, he suddenly understood why everyone gave him weird looks before leaving today.It was extremely rare that Zhou Li became flustered.

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"Hey!"

Standing on tiptoe and jumping up gently, Elma took down the medicine box from Zhouli's closet.Sitting on the side of the bed, the white gauze skirt didn't have a single wrinkle. Elma put the medicine box on her white and delicate lap, opened it, and began to look for her goal.

"The white bottle is a memory potion~ The white bottle is a memory potion~"

"Is it this~~"

After searching for a while, Elma picked up a white bottle.In the bottle, about twenty grams of blue potion was quietly placed in it.

"Should be this."

Elma weighed the bottle and nodded, convinced that this was the potion she asked Zhou Li to buy for her last time.At that time, I said it was to recall the name of the book I read a long time ago, but is it actually useful~~~
hum.

Arching her small nose, a cute smirk appeared on Elma's face.After a while, she suddenly came to her senses, put the box away, and put it back in its original place.She opened the door and went back to the dining table, sat on a chair, and looked at the things in front of her solemnly.

"Please, everyone!"

Putting your hands together, prayed devoutly.Elma raised the potion in her hand, pinched her nose, and swallowed.

Whoa!so bitter! ! !
Elma stuck out her tongue, and tears welled up in her eyes.But soon, she felt that her brain was extremely clear, as if something was going back.

It works!
Elma's heart was filled with joy, she stretched out her hand, just about to pick up the rune in front of her, when suddenly an inexplicable dizziness appeared in her mind.In an instant, Elma's eyes darkened and she fainted.

Then sat up again.

"Ok?"

He stretched out his hand in a daze, and gently rubbed the soft fingertips.Elma's crystal red lips were slightly pursed, her long and curly eyelashes drooped down, a little confusion and perplexity appeared on her clear and unshakable cheeks.

"Why did Yu appear?"

If Zhou Li was here at this time, he would have recognized at a glance that the Elma at this time was actually Elma, but it was the Elma of the Black Queen period.

That's right, it wasn't the memory potion that Elma drank just now, but the truth-telling potion from the pharmacist.Since Elma possessed pure soul and will, the truth potion did not take effect. On the contrary, it temporarily rescued the sealed Black Queen in Elma's memory.

The Black Queen, who quickly understood what was going on through reading and memorizing, was a little dumbfounded. Looking at the neatly arranged runes in front of her, she had mixed feelings for a while.

"It's been so long, haven't [Yu] and him married yet?"

Blinking in confusion, the Black Empress stretched out her hand, her pale fingers slashing across the black mist of the Black Emperor.Feeling the familiar touch, she blinked even more puzzled, "But he even gave you the authority, why... what's going on?"

"Hmph, small trouble. If it is Yu, I will definitely use the filaments forged from mithril and brilliant gold, smear it with sky blue lapis lazuli powder, wrap it around the Yunling metal, and engrave the names of the two on it forever."

Gently picking up the rune in front of her, the Black Queen had read Elma's memory, so of course she knew what she was going to do.She looked at the rough-made runes in front of her, and looked proudly dismissive on the surface, but she was full of envy and tenderness in her murmurs.

Forget it, why are Yu and himself jealous?

With a faint blush on her cheeks, the Black Queen stretched out her finger and gently tapped on the rune in the middle.Soon, some inconspicuous warm breath flowed from her fingertips into the rune fingertips.Soon, in a burst of tick-tock sounds.

"Don't disappoint me, myself."

Withdrawing her fingers, she gently pinched the pink earlobe.The Black Queen looked at the finished product in front of her, and sighed softly, her eyes full of nostalgia and reluctance.She closed her eyes and whispered to herself:

"My love is forever, forever. I did wrong, I hope you can walk on the right path."

After the words fell, the faint black mist in Elma's eyes began to dissipate, and after a while, her pure blue eyes like the sky were revealed.

"Huh??"

Elma looked around blankly, then pinched her fingertips again.

what just happened?

Just when she was confused, Elma suddenly saw the finished product in front of her. Immediately, Elma's eyes widened slightly, and a look of surprise appeared on her face.

Done!

Ugh?But why do it well?
Elma rubbed her cheeks in confusion again, but after feeling that every step above was her breath, she became happy again.

"I did it, and that's enough."

dong dong dong.

At this time, the door was knocked.Elma immediately put away the things in front of her in a panic and hid them behind her back.She walked to the door, bit her lips lightly, her red lips were shiny, and her white teeth fell on them and then slipped off gently.At this moment, Elma's heart was full of panic, but she mustered up her courage and stretched out her hand to open the door.

"Happy holiday!!!"

At the door, Zhou Li tensed up. He stood extremely straight, like a soldier in a military camp.He looked at Elma, although he was calm on the surface, but everyone could hear the tension and panic in his tone.

Seeing Zhou Li like this, Elma immediately smiled, and her gentle and beautiful laughter fell on Zhou Li like drizzle.She looked at Zhou Li in front of her, nodded Yingying, and said softly:
"Happy holidays~"

"Go in a hurry, I didn't buy a good gift!"

Zhou Li took out the box behind him and opened it stiffly like a robot.In the box, a blue warm gemstone lay quietly inside.Passing through the gem is a string of crooked, obviously unskilled knots.

"I have tied more than 30 knots, but none of them look good. This is the last one. You should work hard and make do with it."

It was rare, Zhou Li was a little at a loss.At this time, Elma's beautiful eyes were full of glazed brilliance, she smiled, with a smile that was as refreshing as spring rain, and her joy was uncontrollable.

"I love so much."

She put the gemstone bracelet on her wrist. It was as white as jade and as warm as the sea. The delicate white and the beautiful blue complemented each other.At this moment, Elma no longer felt hesitant in her heart. She lightly stroked Zhou Li's cheek, and then took out a bracelet connected by many runes and a skillfully woven knot from her back. , holding it in the palm of your hand.

"790 two days and 31 hours, the memories you and I have gathered together are all here."

Elma gently placed the bracelet in Zhou Li's hand, she raised her head slightly, her blue hair fell on Zhou Li's chest, those pure and beautiful eyes were full of words And Yu's love.

"The angel and the brave are eternally connected."

　Brothers, you won't celebrate Qixi Festival, right?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)