Invincible Lucky Ring

The four of them who had had enough fun planned to walk towards the bar. As a result, a large bus was parked quietly on the east side of the commercial center square. This car quickly attracted the attention of the four brothers.

Because there are two huge red letters on the body of the bus—sperm donation.

Tang Tian was taken aback, and said, "Have all the men now drank tainted milk powder? Human beings need sperm so impatiently? The sperm donation car is parked so ostentatiously in the bustling downtown area."

Song Yan and the others also looked incredible, saying: "No wonder there are so many female hooligans nowadays, and all the women nowadays are lacking in sperm!"

Tang Tian rolled his eyes, and his heart was a little moved: "Brothers, I heard that donating sperm can subsidize 2000 yuan once? The four of us donate together, and the total is [-] yuan..." [

Song Yan, Zhang Cheng and Sun Zhiyuan looked at each other, and said, "Just for a moment, 2000 yuan? Is it true or false?"

"Of course it's true. I heard that the doctors there are very kind. They allow you to have your own private space when donating sperm, and even play love action movies for you to masturbate!"

Song Yan laughed, rubbed his hands together and said with a mean smile: "Say it earlier! Dude, the shots shot on the wall in the past few years can add up to a bucket full. How much less money will be made! Sigh!"

Tang Tian stared at the bus and thought for a while, then said in a very serious tone: "Brothers, I want to buy a three-bedroom and one living room in the urban area within a year. Brothers will be a little tired. If you can bear it, then..."

Before Tang Tian finished speaking, Song Yan, Zhang Cheng, and Sun Zhiyuan trembled all over, and said with resentment on their faces: "Brother Tian, ​​that... will kill you!"

"That's it!"

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The four of them discussed for a long time, and agreed that the ducks delivered to their mouths must be eaten. There is an old saying that "if you don't take it, you will be condemned." It is impossible to buy a house within a year, but this is 2000 yuan. You have to make money no matter what.

So, the four of them quickly boarded the bus with some concealment.

There are two soft beds in the bus, and some instruments are placed beside it. A middle-aged male doctor and two handsome female nurses are sitting on the chairs in the bus. Seeing four people boarding the bus, the middle-aged male doctor is very upset. Picking up the pen skillfully, he asked lightly, "Are you guys in good health? Do you have any medical history?"

The four of Tang Tian hurriedly shook their heads and said, "We are not only healthy, but also strong..."

The middle-aged doctor was a little puzzled: "Strong and strong?"

The four of Tang Tian looked wretched, and gave the middle-aged doctor a look that any man could understand.

The middle-aged doctor shivered and felt a chill.

After asking Tang Tian and the others a few more questions, the middle-aged doctor handed them four physical examination forms, and said indifferently: "Fill this out first, and then take a tube of blood for testing. If there is no problem, after more than half an hour It's almost time to donate blood..."

The four of Tang Tian were taken aback: "Blood donation? Isn't it sperm donation?"

The middle-aged doctor and the two female nurses behind him were also taken aback: "Who told you it was sperm donation?"

"Isn't it written on your car?"

The middle-aged doctor thought for a while, slapped his thigh, and said: "Oh, the words on the car body are'Blood donation is glorious, promote the spirit of love', I didn't expect that some naughty child would deduct the rest of the words, and only There are two words 'donate' and 'refinement'." [

Tang Tian and the others: "..."

This damn is a typical cheater!No, it should be a ghost.

Sperm donation and blood donation are two concepts. At least in terms of remuneration, they are completely two well-known concepts. Blood donation has no money, and it is purely voluntary. After donating blood, it takes a long time to make up for it. The blood is replenished.

As for sperm donation, you only need to tremble a few times...

The four brothers Tang Tian hesitated, to be precise, they wanted to retreat.

Hehe laughed a few times, and Tang Tian and the others planned to retreat. They wouldn't do things that didn't benefit them?Who knows if these doctors have sold their donated blood to whom?

The middle-aged doctor looked at Tang Tian and the others with full expectation: "Donate? After donating blood, I will give you a love blood donation certificate and gifts..."

As soon as Tang Tian pointed at Song Yan, he opened his mouth to talk nonsense: "I suddenly remembered that we still have urgent matters. His wife is cuckolding him right now? We have to go back and help him catch the adulterer. This matter is extremely urgent, so we can't delay..."

Song Yan was taken aback for a moment, and then he had a tacit understanding, with a decadent and angry expression on his face, he looked up to the sky and sighed: "It's unfortunate for our family!"

"Okay, I've seen a lot of you people. When you donate sperm, you run up one by one, and when you donate blood, you run faster than rabbits. When you are sick and need blood urgently, who will do it?" Save you? The people of today! Alas!" The middle-aged doctor's eyes showed deep contempt and ridicule, and he sighed.

Tang Tian was agitated by the middle-aged doctor's words.

Nima, isn't it just donating blood, buddy, this 160-jin body will be left here today.

After walking over, Tang Tian sat down heavily, and slammed the table: "Master, first come and donate two catties of blood to warm up."

Middle-aged doctors and nurses: "..."

Song Yan and the others: "..."

"Two...two catties?"

"Yes, it's only two catties, I'll never end with you if I lose one or two taels!" Tang Tian said boldly, "Don't forget to give me a blood donation certificate and a gift after the draw is over. Well, give me more gifts!"

The middle-aged doctor said unhappily: "You think you are selling pig blood in the vegetable market? I can give you a coffin directly after the two catties are pumped."

"Then... how much can you donate?" Tang Tian was dumbfounded.

"The human body can donate blood at most 400 at a time, and if it exceeds 400, it will be life-threatening."

"Then 400!"

The doctors and nurses are proceeding in an orderly manner for filling out the form and testing. [

Song Yan bent down and said softly: "Brother Tian, ​​you have to think clearly, don't listen to the propaganda in the newspapers and TV, after the blood is donated, it will take a long time to make up, it will hurt your vitality..."

Tang Tian said coldly: "If you hurt, you can hurt! Young master hates this guy's face the most. Donating some blood is nothing more than a big deal. Because one of my blood donations can save someone's life, so it's worth it!"

Song Yan and the others stopped talking. What Tang Tian said made sense, because one of his own blood could save another's life, so it was worth it.So the three of them also sat down and began to fill out the form.

Half an hour later, the doctor finished the test and confirmed that Tang Tian's blood was healthy without any problems, so he took out a thick and long needle, aimed at the vein on Tang Tian's arm, and stabbed it suddenly.

Tang Tian was startled, he couldn't help shrinking back like a conditioned reflex, and then, Tang Tian let out a pitiful roar like killing a pig: "Ah... ah..."

The cry is high-pitched and long-lasting, and it lasts for a long time...

The middle-aged doctor looked pained, shook his arm vigorously, and said, "What is it called?"

"Ah... I'm so hurt to death!"

"Does it hurt?" The middle-aged doctor's forehead was dripping with cold sweat, he gritted his teeth and said, "The needle just pricked me, why do you hurt?"

Tang Tian looked down, and sure enough, the arm was intact as before, nothing happened, and he felt a little embarrassed immediately.