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Chapter 121 Yu Qian Gets Drunk, Chi Yu Rescues

The visitor looked very upright.

Chi Yu took a look and thought he had seen it somewhere, but he didn't have a big impression.

When he came in, he saw Yu Qian pouring wine into his mouth, his eyes were squinted, and his heart was broken: "Oh, my lord, why did you drink it here!"

Wu Jing narrowed his eyes and kicked him over: "Yo, Meng Hetang is here, come and drink with your uncle."

"Uncle, I came here by car, so I can't drink with you."

The visitor was none other than Meng Hetang, a disciple of the Crane Department of Deyun Society.

"Oh, you can't drink while driving."

Wu Jing didn't try to persuade him, and said plainly to Chi Yu, "I was drunk once and couldn't drive. I found the driver, but the car was moved after drinking, and it was only five meters away! The traffic police caught it, haha, get me a car!" 10 days!"

When Chi Yu listened, he also felt coke: "You're already drinking, and you hired a driver, why are you moving the car?"

"The security guard kept urging me to move, so I thought to myself, just get out of the car, it can't be considered a drunk driving." Wu Jing grinned thinking that the traffic policemen were amused later on.

It's not something to be proud of, but it's kind of funny.

Chi Yu asked back: "Co-author, is it not drunk driving if you move the car after drinking?"

Wu Jing also laughed loudly: "That's right, that's what the traffic police asked me later."

"Come on, keep drinking!" Yu Qian raised his head suddenly when he heard the laughter, and was about to pour wine into the glass.

"Uncle, it's time for Grandpa to take the stage, what should we do?"

Meng Hetang was on the verge of crying, tonight was a performance at the Beizhan Theatre, a special performance by Master and Uncle Yu, and quite a few audience members came for this show.

If Yu Qian can't take the stage, why don't they all buy plane tickets and go to Af Khan to line up?

Wu Jing heard that this matter is a bit difficult to handle, so she patted Yu Qian: "Brother Qian, why don't we rest today?"

"Why don't you rest, you haven't had enough! Come on, Xiao Yu, let's continue drinking."

Yu Qian originally wanted to drink a few sips to cheer up the fun, but it turned out that there were wine jars on the left and right, and he didn't hug him after drinking happily.

He was already drinking too much now, so he didn't even notice Meng Hetang who came in.

When Meng Hetang saw it, he wanted to cry even more.

Chi Yu knew that this matter was going to be difficult, so he immediately reached out to replace the wine in the glass in Yu Qian's hand with water, and clinked a glass with him.

Yu Qian gulped it down, tasted it for a while, and felt that the taste was not good.

"This is wrong, is this water?"

Then he muttered and went to find wine.

"Hey, wake up, man, it's time for us to enter."

"What show? What show? Oh shit! Hurry up! My special show!"

Before Yu Qian was completely drunk, he still had the strings in his mind to be an actor on stage, so he wanted to get up.

It's just not standing still at all.

The three of them helped and lifted the ground, and Yu Qian got into the car.

Naturally, Chi Yu and Wu Jing couldn't continue to drink, and they would be heartless.

So he followed Meng Hetang's car to the Beizhan Theater.

Beizhan is not far from the place where the three of them drank, and they arrived within ten minutes from the beginning.

Speaking of which, the place Yu Qian chose to eat was also convenient for catching up with the time.

As a result, I accidentally drank too much.

When he arrived at Beizhan, Yu Qian had already taken a nap in the car for 8 to [-] minutes. At this moment, the alcohol had just come up, and it could basically be said that he was unconscious and drunk.

Backstage, everyone was dumbfounded when they saw Yu Qian's state.

Guo Degang was angry, anxious and amused, but he didn't move.

The two have been partners for so many years. Among Yu Qian's three major hobbies, drinking. Although he loves alcohol very much, he has never been in trouble because of alcohol.

This time, I was able to drink like this, and it is said that I am too happy to drink.

It's just a matter of time.

Wu Jing hurriedly apologized to Guo Degang: "Mr. Guo, this is all up to me. I shouldn't have persuaded Brother Qian to drink. See if we guys can help."

Guo Degang looked at Yu Qian who was sitting in a chair and his disciples were busy pouring tea to sober him up. He couldn't laugh or cry, and he couldn't talk about it. He could only shake his head and said, "It's okay. When Brother Qian wakes up, I'll go back to you." Let's see if we can come on stage."

After he finished speaking, he saw Chi Yu behind Wu Jing and hurriedly asked, "Who is this?"

"Oh, let me introduce you to one, this one is..."

Just as Wu Jing was about to introduce him, Yu Qian just woke up, drank some thick tea water, and yelled, "By the way, let me introduce someone to you. Can drink!"

"..." Everyone was speechless, why did they recognize another brother?

"..."

Chi Yu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "Teacher Guo, I'm really sorry, it's the first time I've had a drink with Brother Qian, and I just made such a fuss."

Under Yu Qian's persecution, he later called Brother Qian.

"Okay! It turns out that the best actor from Cannes has come to our Deyun club, so whoever, hurry up and sit with the two uncles."

Guo Degang knows that Yu Qian is a master who likes to make friends, so when his friends come to Deyun Club, naturally they can't be neglected.

The disciples were also speechless, why did Uncle Qian recognize such a young uncle?
But there is no way, in the circle of cross talk, they have to go according to their seniority.

In fact, if it is counted on Du Jinfang's side, it is estimated that this group of boys will have to call Chi Yu. Anyway, if it is counted from Mei Baojiu's side, Guo Degang has to call him Lord Jiu.

"Then what, it's not just the Best Actor in Cannes, Ren Xiaoyu just got another Best Actor tonight. This grandson is dishonest and stole my Best Actor away!"

Yu Qian said in a daze at this time.

"Congratulations!" Guo Degang said.

At this time, Yu Qian, who drank a mouthful of bitter water, spat out a piece of tea in one gulp: "Fuck, this is so bitter! Do you want to suffer me to death, inherit my zoo, or continue my title of cross talk queen?" ?”

In this state, the burden can still be thrown away, and everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, Luan Yunping, the chief housekeeper of Dejun, came over and whispered to Guo Degang: "Master, Shaobing and the others have been talking about the crossword puzzle for more than 40 minutes..."

Well, a half-hour crossword puzzle section at most, forced the biscuits on the stage and Cao Heyang to give water for more than 40 minutes, and there was no one else.

This is also in the Dejun Club. If you write a novel, you can't be scolded to death.

"Brother Qian..."

Guo De just wanted to ask Yu Qian if he could go on stage, but when he looked back, he was nodding there. If he went up, he would have to snore on the spot.

He wanted to get Luan Yunping to tell Shaobing and Cao Heyang to give Shui another two or three thousand words, and then he saw Wu Jing when he turned around.

A good idea flashed in my mind.

Didn't you say you can help?
That's you!

"Wu Jing, why don't you and I go up and say a few words. It's impossible for the two children to vomit." Guo Degang asked with a smile.

When Wu Jing heard this, she quickly waved her hands and said, "Teacher Guo, I must be dying. Although I am not drunk, I can't speak for four or six. My brain must not be able to react, and I will not be able to receive words at that time."

"Too."

Guo De just thought about it, so he can only work hard on Shaobing and Cao Heyang.

"So, Mr. Guo, how about I recommend someone to you?"

Wu Jing said, and directly pushed Chi Yu out: "My brother can also say two paragraphs. If you don't believe me, ask brother Qian, the two of them talked two paragraphs at the wine table just now."

Why did it suddenly come to me?
I just wanted to come and listen to Guo Degang and Yu Qian's cross talk. After all, the more you listen to the cross talk, the more interesting it is.

Chi Yu hurriedly waved his hands: "That's not okay, I used to listen to jokes a lot, and just talk about it casually. It's definitely not okay to go on stage."

Guo Degang was amused first: "Why are the three of you drinking, but you are the only one not drinking?"

"He has a lot of alcohol. Beer is almost boring, but I have never seen him drunk with liquor." Wu Jing perfectly expressed the exaggerated tone when a friend said you were talking about alcohol.

But it is also true.

"Then man, why don't we go on stage and talk for a while?" Guo Degang thought for a while, a film star, being able to come backstage, it's not for nothing.

Having said so much, it is definitely not easy to refuse.

Besides, on this kind of occasion, the general guests come on stage, more with atmosphere, professional and unprofessional, and the audience is not too serious.

"Let's not worry about whether it's good or not, just make the atmosphere right and the audience is satisfied, and give Teacher Yu time to wake up." Guo Degang said.

It's all said and done, if you don't agree, you won't be enough friends.

Chi Yu could only respond: "That's fine, but it's hard to say when the time comes, Mr. Guo, you have to play around."

He is naturally not afraid of this kind of stage.

Besides, Yu Qian was also him and Wu Jing, well, after all, he might be the one who got drunk into what he is now, and it is reasonable to save the scene.

As soon as Guo Degang dared to agree, it was something, and asked with a smile: "Then which part shall we talk about?"

""Study Hard", I listen to this part more often."

"Oh, why is that?"

"Because when someone asks what you are doing, I can say without any blush, I am studying hard!"

Guo Degang was overjoyed, he didn't expect to get a small bag, although it is ordinary, but it can make a sound even if it is orderly.

"I'll tease you later?"

"It's better for me to measure the work with you. I really can't come for fun."

In fact, it is more difficult to praise, but Chi Yu is really not very good at teasing, he usually doesn't like to take the initiative to talk, and he has nothing to do with teasing.

Unlike Guo Degang, he is a joker on stage, he talks a lot, but he rarely talks off stage.

Hearing Chi Yu's choice, everyone was stunned.

Guo Degang nodded: "Now is the word correct?"

Chi Yu passed a notebook that didn't look very fresh, and it was the active part after entering the job.

In order to save time, Chi Yu quickly read the text, wrote down the script, and said, "Mr. Guo, there is nothing wrong with the rest, we just need to correct the previous words."

"It's really no problem, it's not a problem, man, don't trick me on stage when the time comes."

Guo Degang was a little apprehensive: "Then I will die on it."

Chi Yu then quickly recited a passage of lines, although it could not be said to be exactly the same, but the words were not bad. Guo Degang listened to it for 2 minutes, and immediately stopped: "Okay, man, it's my fault, I shouldn't question you."

"That's right, don't you look at it, our brother's ability to memorize lines, it's not an exaggeration to say that he can't forget." Wu Jing is now sitting with Yu Qian, drinking tea and saying.

"Wait we will be like this...so..."

Guo Degang then discussed with Chi Yu quickly.

At the same time, Chi Yu has also changed into the coat of a cross talk actor.

Fortunately, in the Dejun Society, the height of these apprentices did not all follow Guo Degang, otherwise, there would be no coats that fit.

Then, Luan Yunping went to the front and called Shaobing and Cao Heyang down. The two of them had another 5 minutes of crossword puzzles in the blink of an eye.

It is estimated that the anagram reserves of these two people in this life have been used up.

"Master!"

After Shaobing and Cao Heyang came down, they were crying.

"Good performance. Hurry up and drink water and rest."

Guo Degang knew that this opening was really difficult for the two apprentices, so he praised with a smile.

At this time, the host on the stage said: "Come down and enjoy the cross talk "Study Hard". The performers are Guo Degang and Chi Yu!"

The audience below was stunned, and many people looked at each other, thinking that they were servants.

Originally, at this time, the program list was for another program, why did it suddenly change?

But there were only a few people who recognized the two names mentioned by the host just now, and they didn't seem to be Guo Degang and Yu Qian!
Did you hear it wrong?
There were no subtitles on the scene, so they couldn't be sure.

Here, through the side entry door, two actors in dark coats came up.

Confirmed some people's speculation.

There is no problem with the short and fat one being Guo Degang, but who is the tall and handsome one?
No one booed, but gave applause anyway.

After all, in the Deyun Club, it's not unexpected for an occasional assistant guest to come, and it's usually a surprise.

But someone recognized Chi Yu, but he was a little unsure.

After all, Chi Yu and cross talk seem to be inseparable.

On the stage, Guo Degang began to receive flowers and gifts from fans in the audience.

"Hey, this is for sending flowers again..."

"Oh, whatever gift you take is..."

"Well, I've said it a long time ago, giving gifts is too wasteful, it's better to just give money..."

Guo Degang communicated with the audience, and the audience booed loudly.

Chi Yu is behind the stage, after all, he is a stranger, so it is not easy to answer the conversation like Yu Qian.

Guo Degang hurried back to the microphone at this time, and then glanced at Chi Yu who was raising the microphone.

He remembered that it was Cao Heyang who used the microphone with his hand before, so he shouldn't have adjusted it so drastically, and when he changed his mind, he knew that Chi Yu was invigorating.

The audience also started laughing when they saw this scene.

Height stalks, and father stalks, are already long-standing stalks in Deyun Club.

Guo Degang smiled and pushed: "No personal attacks as soon as you come up!"

Chi Yu tilted his head, looked puzzled, put his hands to his ears, and asked loudly, "What did you say?"

That gesture was obviously teasing Guo Degang for being too short and too far away, so he couldn't hear him.

Guo Degang was furious on purpose: "You are going to die!"

Chi Yu shrugged at the audience and said loudly, "I can't hear you at all."

"Shut up!"

Everyone on the stage was happy, and the applause rang out.

"Handsome guy, who are you? Newcomer?" Suddenly, a female voice asked loudly.

"That's not possible. Newcomers appear in pairs. I'm here today as a witness."

Chi Yu replied naturally.

Guo Degang asked: "That's called a witness. Returning a witness? Why, our Deyun Club has become a court now?"

Chi Yu looked at Guo Degang and couldn't believe it: "Shocked! The Deyun Society even set up a private court!"

Guo Degang quickly waved his hand: "Don't talk nonsense! There is nothing at all!"

"Shut up!"

The audience watched the performance of these two people. Although they didn't know who the tall and handsome man next to them was, they were really happy, so they booed.

It's not too big to watch the excitement, it's them.

After the gate, everyone watched the reaction of the audience, and finally heaved a sigh of relief.

If the place is not cold, then there is no problem.

Shaobing and Cao Heyang, who had just taken a breath, squeezed in and asked, "Who is this? Did you come with the uncle? These words are very natural."

The others did not answer.

On stage, the two were ready to start.

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