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Chapter 122 Peripheral Comedians!question!Makeup! (Chapter 2 please subscribe!)
"When you come to the stage, you must first introduce yourself to everyone."

As a teaser, and a teaser with a newcomer, Guo Degang spoke first.

"Correct."

Chi Yu nodded.

He found that he was good off stage, but after he came on stage, he was still quite nervous.

Not the same performing arts after all.

However, Chi Yu at this time, in addition to being the former Boss Chi, he is also an actor, and he is an actor at the actor level with some achievements.

So he can play a good cross talk actor!
So, he hinted to himself in his heart: "I, Chi Yu, am now a cross talk actor!"

Guo Degang pointed to himself: "My name is Guo Degang, an elementary school student in the cross talk world. Some of you know each other, and some don't."

"I don't even know each other!" The audience booed.

"Haha! I bought a ticket even if I didn't know each other. Let's get to know each other slowly."

"Well, you are also the Overlord Clause!"

Guo Degang smiled, and then pointed to Chi Yu: "The one next to me, everyone can see that it can't be Yu Qian."

"Your eyes are bright."

Chi Yu clapped his hands together and seemed to think that Guo Degang had accomplished a great achievement.

This was entirely Chi Yu's impromptu performance. Guo Degang thought that this was indeed an actor, and his reaction and performance amplified the charm of language.

"Introduce yourself to the audience."

Chi Yu went outside the stage and bowed to the audience: "My name is Chi Yu, a peripheral actor in the cross talk world."

"Hey hey hey!"

As soon as Guo De heard it, he became anxious, and quickly pulled Chi Yu's arm: "It's not the time yet, so we can't say that this kind of broadcast is not allowed!"

"Shut up!"

The audience booed as soon as they heard it.

"Can't you tell?"

"This is too easy to associate."

"Isn't Lenovo assembled?"

"You'd better follow the words!"

Guo Degang panicked all of a sudden, and pulled Chiyu's arm again.

Of course this was performed, but he didn't expect that Chi Yu would be an aggressive joker.

And the reaction was so quick that he felt that if he was not careful, he could fall into a trap.

"In words?"

Here Chi Yu calmly took out a notebook and read it: "Can't you say it? This is too easy to make unnecessary associations. Isn't Lenovo assembled?"

After finishing the reading, Chi Yu asked suspiciously amidst the audience's haha, "I said it according to the words. But you, Mr. Guo, you missed three words, which is unnecessary."

"That's four words!" Guo Degang was anxious.

"Oh!" Chi Yu suddenly realized.

The audience below thought that this peripheral crosstalk actor was quite funny, but Guo Degang was flustered when he came up, and they loved watching this the most.

"Okay!" someone shouted.

Guo Degang couldn't laugh or cry.

How did he know that Chi Yu was able to bring up the notebook.

This operation is really too coquettish.

However, he reacted very quickly, and turned back to the topic abruptly: "Okay, now let me introduce you, the one next to me."

"Shut up!"

The audience immediately booed, because his turning point was too blunt.

But this bluntness is also a skill.

Guo Degang didn't change his face, and said: "Maybe some people have recognized this one. Chi Yu, who was buried alive, is an actor in a corner!"

"What is the best actor in the corner? I am the best actor in Cannes!"

Chi Yu immediately corrected: "The full name is Cannes International Film Festival, Festival De Cannes, Best Actor!"

He also showed a sentence in French, of course it would be like this.

"it is good!"

A lot of people remembered it. After all, there were still some passers-by fans, and they immediately applauded.

The film king talked about cross talk, these people think the tickets are really worth buying.

"Oh, yes, what is it called Jiala...Cannes Best Actor, anyway, I don't quite understand it."

"That's right, you can't understand it."

Guo Degang smiled, and asked again: "I heard that tonight, you and Mr. Yu went to a dirty meeting of the Directors Association?"

"Is the commendation meeting plausible? It's a commendation meeting!"

"Ha ha!"

Guo Degang continued to ask: "You put this on the table, and at the conference, you won another actor, right?"

"Yes."

"I really envy you, you have won the honor of actor at such a young age."

"It's all the directors showing love."

"Teacher Yu is also good, and he got nominated. Unlike me, no one watches the movies he acts in."

"What? Have you ever acted in a movie?!"

Chi Yu was shocked.

Guo Degang just smiled.

"Ms. Guo, I suggest that your cross talk association should also hold a commendation meeting to commend actors who have made outstanding performances and contributions in the cross talk world. Oops!"

As Chi Yu was speaking, he suddenly let out an oops, and his expressions and movements were extremely exaggerated.

"What's the matter? This surprise?"

"No way, Mr. Guo, I forgot that you are a non-mainstream comedian."

Guo Degang looked up to the sky and laughed, not mentioning non-mainstream stuff: "Speaking of cross talk actors, everyone sees that we are very relaxed on stage, but in fact, we are working hard from our hair to the soles of our feet."

This is ready to live.

Chi Yu immediately praised it according to the words: "This is called loose on the outside and tight on the inside."

"In art, to the end, what you fight for is the word culture."

"Yes, a certain background is required."

"We all have to learn art from childhood, and in the process of succession, read more books, enrich ourselves, and study hard."

This is straight to life.

But Chi Yu found out the previous baggage: "It is necessary to study more, otherwise it will not be easy to rely on the mainstream cross talk actors."

Guo Degang quickly denied: "Nothing!"

"Shut up!"

The audience below is happy.

After all, complaining about mainstream cross talk actors is also a classic veteran of Dejun Club.

This burden was overturned at once.

"Isn't this Chi Yu too powerful?!" Seeing that Chi Yu and his master hadn't even gotten to work on the stage, Shaobing had already made the audience laugh several times, and couldn't help saying.

"What is this Chi Yu? This is your uncle!"

Yu Qian didn't know when he would be able to stand up, and slapped Aiya on the head.

"My uncle?" Shaobing was a little confused.

"hold head high!"

Yu Qian stood firm, no matter how wonderful the expressions on other people's faces were, he stared at the performance of Chi Yu and Guo Degang on stage.

On stage, Chi Yu, who has become a cross talk actor, is already getting better.

He followed Guo Degang into life: "Mr. Guo, you don't have to deny that learning is a good thing."

"Well, I prefer to read books. Anyway, you can read any book. I heard that you are different. Is your reading hobby unusual?"

"My hobbies are unusual?"

Chi Yu quickly took out the notebook: "Didn't you say it according to the words? Here it should be said, I am different from Teacher Yu, why did you mention me?"

Taking the notebook again, the audience shouted again.

Guo Degang was also very happy: "This word belongs to Mr. Yu, but it's not you who said it now."

"Oh, then I understand."

Chi Yu suddenly realized: "I should say, why are my hobbies so unusual?"

The audience laughed again.

A cross talk, almost turned into a sketch.

"It is said, it is said that you like to see the one with the painting."

"Oh, is that a comic book?"

"Well, it's an adult book!"

Chi Yu laughed, and then explained: "Yes, I prefer to read some Marvel comics."

Afterwards, cross talk came to life.

After being active, Chi Yu discovered that the pressure on cross talk had suddenly increased.

After finishing the nearly 10-minute cross talk, after stepping off the stage, Chi Yu felt that his whole body was soaked.

After taking off the coat, as expected, it was slippery.

"Okay, sorry, this coat can't be used tonight, the back is all wet."

"That's okay. Anyway, we have a lot of coats here."

Chi Yu smiled wryly, his hands were still shaking: "It still smells like alcohol! I was wondering if anyone in the audience could smell the alcohol?"

"Haha, I must have smelled it."

Guo Degang said with a smile: "Men, what you said is really good. Especially the front part, it makes me a little bit overwhelmed."

"No, I feel like if I talk for a few more minutes, I will die."

Chi Yu smiled wryly, and said: "Just now, Teacher Shaobing and Teacher Cao Heyang, it's really amazing that they can last for so long!"

Shaobing and Cao Heyang quickly waved their hands: "Uncle, we dare not call you teachers."

"Don't call me uncle, I'm still young, call me old. Let's talk about it, okay?"

Chi Yu couldn't be like Wu Jing and just accept it carelessly.

"Yes, you talk about yours, and Xiaoyu and I will talk about ourselves."

With a mouth full of alcohol, Yu Qian said something.

This is basically a semi-conscious state, so he was taken away, and Guo Degang went to the stage to talk about the planned "Fenhe Bay".

Then, the car overturned!
So Chi Yu was very fortunate to appreciate the most famous version of "Fenhe Bay" in the history of cross talk later, called "Drunk Version of Fenhe Bay".

What I watched was the audience laughing, but Guo Degang on the stage was sweating profusely.

In the eyes of the audience, it seemed that he was the one who drank too much.

After stepping off the stage, Yu Qian was drunk again.

"My God, I almost died on stage."

Guo Degang was also sweating profusely.

He felt that if it weren't for Yu Qian, even if he was drunk, he could still bring his own eight points, and coupled with the tacit understanding between the two for so many years, it might really be a big car rollover scene!

After the performance, everyone went home.

At three o'clock in the middle of the night, Yu Qian finally woke up. Thinking of what he did that night, he hurriedly called Guo Degang: "Mr. Guo, I'm really sorry!"

"Okay, go to sleep now, it's already midnight."

Guo Degang naturally didn't say anything else, and asked Yu Qian to drink some hot water before going to bed.

After Yu Qian lay down, he said to his daughter-in-law: "I'm so ashamed this time! From now on, before the performance, no matter what, you can't drink alcohol!"

"Haha, then if you don't want to perform in the future, don't you have a solution?"

"Hey!"

……

The next day, when Chi Yu woke up from the courtyard in the depths of Baihua, the Internet was full of news about him being the leading actor of the year at the Commendation Conference of the Film Association.

Headlines, hot searches, and official accounts are all talking about this.

Su Tang Media made another effort.

"Three Best Actors in one movie! How many miracles can "Buried Alive" create?"

"Is the actor transformed into a character, or is the character possessed by the actor? From "Buried Alive" to "The Mountain" and then to "Three Lives III", he has been dirty before, but also magnificent!"

"At the age of 25, he won three actor trophies! And at the age of 25, what are you doing?"

Along with these news, the street was full of news, and it was last night when Chi Yu took the stage at the Beijing Exhibition and collaborated with Guo Degang to talk about cross talk.

People then discovered that besides acting, singing, and opera, Chi Yu actually talked about cross talk, which is also decent!

So the topic of "#晚余#宝宝男孩#" also spread like wildfire.

"What is a treasure boy? This is a treasure boy!"

"Singer! Drama actor! Film and television actor! Comedian actor! What else can he not do?"

"Perhaps one day, he suddenly came to the stage to sing rap and dance with emotional mechanical dance, we will not be too surprised!"

But there are also some bad voices. Basically, it can be said that they are full of vinegar-smelling voices.

"Are you already so insane after only getting an actor? Young man, your acting career has just begun!"

"Is the threshold for cross talk so low now? Can anyone come on stage and say a few words?"

"Please focus on acting! The actor of the year given to you by the Directors Association is not for you to show off, but to commend you and urge you to improve! Don't make a tragedy that hurts Zhong Yong!"

Shanghai, Yiduo Wonderful Media Company.

Wan Fang's face was full of coldness after seeing the voice made by Jean Shuijun.

She felt that she was careless, and she picked up a sesame seed instead of a watermelon.

Cheng Zhenghao, who spent a lot of money to poach from Su Tang Media, if he is still in his original position, he can still only play some male two male three, and it is a crappy TV series with a crappy director.

No big director would think of him at all.

Unless they benefit more and more wonderful flowers and invest in making films themselves, it can only be like this now.

But the company obviously didn't dare to invest capital on an artist with mediocre acting skills.

Especially after the appearance of a monster, Cheng Zhenghao was even labeled as an embarrassing little fresh meat. Now it seems that he won't be able to get rid of it for a while.

Unless, I am getting old slowly.

I also thought of what the company president said in the morning, asking her to see if she could get in touch with Chi Yu, win him over, or cooperate.

But when she thought of Chi Yu, she thought of that old Chen next to Chi Yu, who dared to call her auntie!

Thinking of this, Wan Fang felt chest pains with anger.

"Even if I can't get you, I can't destroy you, but I still have to be sick of you!" Wan Fang gritted her teeth.

Then, I saw the Dejun Society speak out in the form of a video.

First, Yu Qian stood up and said, "I'm sorry, I disappointed the audience who like cross talk when I performed on stage after getting drunk last night."

Immediately is the barrage.

"Hahaha! Uncle Yu, we liked your 'car rollover scene' so much last night! Hope to continue drinking!"

"Concubine Yu became a god when she was drunk!"

"I have to thank Teacher Yu for drinking, so we can see such a funny situation!"

"Although the car overturned, Uncle Yu is still Uncle Yu, Mr. Guo is worthy of being Mr. Guo!"

Afterwards, the bullet screen was even more outrageous. It was originally an apology, but it became a large-scale scene where the audience begged for a "drunk version of Fenhewan".

But the video is recorded.

In the video, Yu Qian continued: "Yesterday, I drank the wine with Xiao Yu. As soon as we two brothers hit it off, we drank a lot. In order to give me time to sober up, Xiao Yu talked to Mr. Guo for a while."

The audience in front of the video then understood why Chi Yu performed on stage.

It turned out to be a rescue.

What a righteous thing to do!
Not everyone dares to be on stage, nor is everyone capable of being on stage.

Yu Qian continued: "From a professional point of view, it is indeed not too hot, but you are asking a young film star to talk about cross talk at my level, isn't it too harsh?"

Many viewers were a little confused, and then the barrage went up.

"When did we ask him to a professional level?"

"No, yes, when did we say that his cross talk is not good?"

"Mr. Yu, although you are indeed the Queen of Crosstalk, the part between Chi Yu and Mr. Guo last night was really not bad!"

"Yes, not bad at all!"

On the other side, Guo Degang also posted a video, which was very short, with only a few sentences.

But the last sentence is: "Boss Chi, welcome to play in Deyun Club in the future, you will always be a peripheral actor of our Deyun Club!"

Therefore, Chi Yu immediately became a solid name as a peripheral cross talk actor.

But these, he has not had time to look.

At this time, Chi Yu was sitting on a chair, quietly waiting for the makeup artist to give him what Chen Wuji wanted, and Cheng Dieyi's appearance in Tsing Yi, as one of the final makeup photos.

　One more chapter tonight!
　　
　
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