I smashed the emperor's daughter

Chapter 115 If You Can't Kiss Me, You Have to Eat My Socks
Is it Empress Dowager Yining?
Almost subconsciously, Li Yuntang regarded the Empress Dowager of Chuxiu Palace as the primary object of suspicion.

Previously, the stone gate in the Xuan Palace was closed secretly, so that Empress Dowager Yi'an was locked into the imperial tomb; it is very likely that Empress Dowager Yi'an was responsible for the further deterioration of the relationship between the Son of Heaven and his aunt.

Now the Empress Dowager Yi Ning keeps saying that the female official was sent by the Chengqian Palace; it is possible that the Empress Dowager is adding fuel and jealousy in the middle to deepen the rift between the little emperor and the Empress Dowager Yi'an...

"Why is Yuntang silent at this time?" The little emperor didn't get a response for a long time. He glanced back and saw that he was in a daze. Ideas, tell me?"

"I?"

After being hit like this, Li Yuntang came to his senses, and without any hesitation, he replied:

"My lord, what can I think?"

Because everything was speculation rather than factual evidence, Li Yuntang did not reveal what was in his heart, but responded casually, after all, what he suspected now was the emperor's biological mother.

If after finding out the truth, it was the princess who lied, then Li Yuntang's status in the little emperor's heart is very likely to plummet.

And if the closure of the Xuan Palace and the sending of female officials to the Qianqing Palace were indeed caused by Empress Dowager Yining, then it would be quite troublesome to confront the emperor right now.

Li Yuntang understands the principle of inseparable relatives; although he thinks that his position in the heart of the little emperor is no worse than that of the Empress Dowager Yining, how can this behavior of "forcing the emperor to choose one of the two closest relatives to believe"? See how it's a bit like "being proud of being favored".

Therefore, Li Yuntang decided to conduct a secret investigation first, and then make a decision after finding definite evidence:

If it wasn't for Empress Dowager Yining, then everyone is happy; if these orders came from Chuxiu Palace, then he can only use some means to induce the emperor to find out the problem himself.
"What kind of garlic are you pretending to be? The so-called female officials who guard the curtains are only used to serve pillows and mats. How could the person from Chengqian Palace have any good intentions in inserting people into my palace?"

The little emperor tapped his right foot lightly with his left foot, unloaded the bare scorpion (xì) worn on his right foot to the ground, and then his right leg collapsed on the edge of the bed on which he was sitting, wearing a white scorpion (wā) Yuzu immediately stepped on Li Yuntang's back impartially.

Immediately afterwards, she raised her foot and gently crushed Li Yuntang's back with her heel, pretending to be fierce in her voice:
"Quickly think of a way, tell me how I should deal with that surnamed Wen!
If you can't satisfy me, add the crime of disrespect to Huang Jie just now, and you will be punished for both crimes!

At that time, my foot was not stepping on your back, but..."

Before she finished speaking, the little emperor's eyes had already drifted to Li Yuntang's affected area, and a little shame appeared on her little face; but she quickly straightened her face, and said seriously:
"It's about stepping on the place where you were injured, so that Yuntang can recall what it's like to be punished with a stick!"

Being crushed like this, not only did Li Yuntang not feel the slightest discomfort, but his expression gradually eased and he became more at ease.

Although the heel was rolling back and forth, under the buffer of subcutaneous fat, the force was transmitted to his back just right; not only did it not cause the slightest discomfort, but it was so comfortable that Li Yuntang almost groaned.

The poor little emperor exerted all his strength, but he didn't punish the fake eunuch at all. Instead, his legs were so tired that he was about to lose strength; but Li Yuntang felt that the strength of the "massage" was gradually weakening, so he hurriedly complained "with malicious intentions" :
"Your Highness, don't step on it. It's really uncomfortable to be stepped on."

"Not feeling well? I want you to suffer!"

As soon as the little emperor heard Li Yuntang's begging for mercy, he regained his energy in an instant, gathered strength in his feet, and crushed down hard again:
"Who cares if you feel good or not, Yuntang doesn't want to find a way to settle that female official, and I will continue to step on you today!"

This is good, but I'm afraid that girl, your physical strength can't keep up...

Li Yuntang replied silently in his heart, and he was already grinning slightly behind his back, but he was afraid that the little emperor would find out something, so he would no longer "punish" himself, so he hurriedly continued the conversation:
"My lord, I heard from Her Majesty the Princess earlier that this female officer surnamed Wen used to be from the East Palace. The lord should be quite familiar with her, right?"

"It's not a matter of familiarity, but it's quite pitiful to talk about this Wen family."

The little emperor seemed to be reminded of some kind of memory, his feet froze, and his voice was not as decisive as before:
"Twenty years ago, when the emperor's grandfather (Gaozong) was still in power, Wen Tanglong, the editor of the Imperial Academy, was responsible for re-editing the Western Expedition of Emperor Taizong in "Records of Taizong";
It was just because the place of compilation did not conform to the emperor's grandfather's wishes, and at the same time, he was trapped by other treacherous agencies in the court; the emperor's grandfather ransacked his house in a rage, and his family members were also fined into the Jiaofang Secretary.

But soon after the emperor's grandfather came to Bintian, after his father ascended the throne, he vindicated Wen Xiu and took his wife out of the Jiaofang Division;

However, Wen's wife was pregnant before joining the company, and after she came out, she gave birth to a posthumous daughter Wen's, and she died immediately; and the father took pity on Wen's loneliness, so he raised Wen's in the palace. "

It's also related to Taizong's Western Expedition!

After listening to the little emperor's introduction, Li Yuntang keenly extracted key information from it; when he read "Records of Emperor Taizong" before, he found that it was very secretive about the Western Expedition and there was very little ink. A great thing.

It's just that it's not the time to think about this question. Li Yuntang kept this question in his heart and continued to ask:
"In this way, Emperor Chun not only rehabilitated her father, but also has the grace of nurturing her. If the Wen family has some conscience, they will not be willing to be the queen mother's minion?"

"Having said that, my identity cannot tolerate the slightest mistake; in the huge palace, the only people I can trust are Yuntang, Queen Mother and Jing Yunhai."

Oh?
Hearing this, I'm still in front of the Empress Dowager Yining...

Not bad!

The little emperor's answer gradually made Li Yuntang more courageous. He thought that Wen Shi was about 20 years old this year, when he was in the prime of his life, so he deliberately tried to say:
"My lord... Then Wen's looks should be very ugly, otherwise why would the old lord not marry her at the age of 20?
She is also an unusual maid, so she doesn't have to wait until the 25th to go out of the palace, right? "

"Yuntang has never seen her before, so how can you make a judgment?" The little emperor stomped his heels twice to express his dissatisfaction with Li Yuntang's random conclusions, "My father said that she's a 'cloud girl with foggy temples, cutting water and autumn' Mou', how could his appearance be so bad?"

Become!

Li Yuntang was overjoyed when he heard this, the old emperor's aesthetics can stand the test; for example, the delicate queen mother, the old emperor likes it, and he likes it very much; getting such praise from the late emperor is enough to prove that the Wen family is extremely beautiful……

But the little emperor didn't give him extra time to be dazed, his voice suddenly raised half-tone, and issued an ultimatum:
"Yuntang asked for so long, but he didn't say how to deal with Wen's. If you talk about him again, I will really step on your wound."

"This strategy to deal with Wen's is nothing more than four words—" Li Yuntang finally turned his head willingly, and said to the emperor with a smile:
"Replay the old trick!"

"What old trick?" The little emperor was slightly taken aback, unable to understand for a while.

"How to deal with the queen, how to deal with Wen..."

"Well, Li Yuntang, you still have to look forward to Shu!" The little emperor laughed angrily immediately, and raised his foot to kick Li Yuntang's wound. At the same time, he wanted to understand why he asked the question just now:
"What you asked just now, I'm afraid you didn't ask Father if she sleeps with her eyes, but you want to know if she sleeps with you!"

Li Yuntang's eyes were quick and his hands were quick, he dodged sideways, dodging the kick; then he stretched out his hand quickly, and firmly grabbed the emperor's attacking foot.

After holding the emperor's ankle, Li Yuntang clasped his thumb and forefinger with ease, and firmly held the extremely delicate ankle in his hand; then he didn't give up, and blew lightly on the sole of his foot.

"Ah~, Yuntang, you are presumptuous!"

The little emperor struggled feebly for a few times like a kitten pinched by the nape of its neck, and when she realized it was futile, she was even more ashamed and anxious, and she shouted in a low voice:
"Quickly let go, I order you to let go!

But outside... people could come at any time. "

Li Yuntang didn't disobey his order, he retracted his strength, but when the foot was about to escape, his hand suddenly retracted again!

The white 韈 (wā) made of the little emperor's fine silk and satin was held in Li Yuntang's hands just like that, and the jade feet as pretty as jade lotus root were exposed to the air again.

But before Li Yuntang could appreciate it, the little emperor withdrew his right foot like lightning, and immediately pressed it under his left thigh, preventing Li Yuntang from prying eyes.Immediately afterwards, the young emperor pouted and threatened angrily:
"Hurry up... return the socks to me, or else... otherwise I want you to look good!"

The playfulness in Li Yuntang's heart was even more serious, he pinched the white 韈 (wā) tightly with five fingers, rubbed it lightly and slowly, feeling the silkiness of the fabric; the little emperor calmed down, first pretended to be discouraged, then looked at the timing and moved like a rabbit, all at once towards Jumped over there.

But Li Yuntang flashed very quickly, causing her to miss out; even the emperor himself lay on the bed due to inertia; while the former stepped in and took the upper position all at once.

"You...what are you going to do!" The little emperor panicked immediately, turned his face to one side, not daring to meet Li Yuntang's eyes, but he did not show weakness in his mouth, "Anyway, return the wā to me first. !"

Before he finished speaking, the little emperor felt that a ball of soft fabric was stuffed into his hands, the touch was exactly the same as his own white 韈 (wā).

She just turned her face around, ready to say something, but found that Li Yuntang's familiar face, which could no longer be familiar, had been slowly pressed against her with a heavy panting sound.

The little emperor, who vaguely guessed what was about to happen, immediately blushed as if she could ooze blood. She tried her best to suppress her panting, and insisted:
"You, you close your eyes!"

"What Yingying means is that you can just close your eyes?"

In response to Li Yuntang, there was a "hmm" as light as a mosquito.

Naturally, Li Yuntang, who would not let this opportunity go, closed his eyes, opened his mouth slightly, and sank slowly.

But during the sinking process, Li Yuntang's expected shatterable, delicate and smooth feeling did not arrive; instead, his mouth suddenly seemed to be stuffed with something.At the same time, the little emperor's playful voice came from his ear:
"Hee hee, Yuntang is really stupid, he ate his socks before his relatives came!"

Li Yuntang opened his eyes and saw that the scene immediately made him dumbfounded: what was in his mouth was the sock he had just let go and handed to the emperor.The little emperor below raised his chin triumphantly, as if swearing his own victory.

Oh, this little girl is quite clever.

Since the emperor was not very willing, Li Yuntang didn't force it, and stepped aside—kneeling and sitting next to the little emperor; at the same time, he still teased the proud emperor:
"Thank you, Emperor, for the socks. Some people in the world want to eat them, but they can't!"

The little emperor just wanted to choke back, but recalling Li Yuntang's actions just now, he suddenly realized something, and then changed the subject:
"Is your injury healed?
How dare you pretend to be sick, you have been pretending for a few days! "

(End of this chapter)