I smashed the emperor's daughter

Chapter 116
"The injury was healed today, and I couldn't move it easily yesterday," Li Yuntang explained, clenched his fists, and lightly tapped the emperor's back to show his favor. At the same time, he did not forget to remind:
"It's not that the emperor hasn't seen my wound a few days ago..."

"That kind of thing, don't mention it again!"

Hearing the word "wound", the little emperor's face felt a little anxious for a moment: As a majestic emperor, he had to apply medicine to a place like a fake eunuch a few days ago...

Then she turned around suddenly, her almond eyes were wide open, her thin lips were tightly pressed together, the corners of her mouth were slightly pouted, her hands were already clenched into fists, with the slender veins on the back of her white hands, Together they were reflected in Li Yuntang's eyes.

At the same time, the voice of the Son of Heaven pretending to be a threat also rang in Li Yuntang's ears:
"If you mention it again, I want you to look good!"

When Li Yuntang heard this "warning", he just felt very cute, but he didn't neglect his mouth, and promised like coaxing a child:
"Don't worry, my lord, there will never be a third person to know about this matter!"

While speaking, most of his attention has been attracted by the slender hands in front of him. The whiteness and delicateness on the back of the emperor's hands perfectly fit the pampered status of the emperor in front of him; The thin and long fingers add a youthful atmosphere to this layer of identity.

It made Li Yuntang stop beating his back and let go to grab it.

Unexpectedly, the little emperor seemed to have been on guard for a long time, withdrew his hand at once, and turned his head away again; leaving Li Yuntang with a pretty background and a urging word:
"Yuntang's back thumping is quite comfortable. Since I didn't tell you to stop, don't stop."

Li Yuntang obeyed after hearing this, and began to tap on the emperor's shoulder again, not forgetting to offer some compliments:
"The emperor is busy with state affairs, and he still needs to pay attention to rest. If you feel tired when reading memorials and studying scriptures, feel free to ask me to serve you."

"That's a bit of a conscience."

The little emperor was silent for a long while, and finally spoke again, almost no displeasure was heard in her voice, replaced by a little complacency, but she did not forget the business:
"Don't try to use this small favor to get away with me. How to deal with the Wen family, Yuntang must come up with a charter today."

Li Yuntang was about to answer, but the little emperor seemed to have remembered something, and hurriedly added:
"Stop talking about 'deal with that female official for me', etc. These methods... Listen, it sounds absurd!"

"You little girl, you actually know it's absurd to do this kind of 'manual work' for others?

Then how do you express the idea of ​​serving the queen for the emperor? "

Naturally, Li Yuntang didn't dare to say this clearly, he just secretly slandered a few words, and then answered the little emperor's question:
"The emperor is a little concerned, but it's messed up. As long as a female official in this area enters the Qianqing Palace, isn't she just at the mercy of the emperor?
What did the emperor do to Wen, or did not do; as long as the female official is still in the Qianqing Palace, no news will be leaked without the emperor's permission;
When the time comes, will it break the melon for her, not what the emperor said, but what the two empress dowagers can only listen to?
After all, the emperor is the biggest in the Forbidden City. As long as the emperor firmly insists on this kind of matter, even if the Empress Dowager Yi'an doesn't believe it, she can't openly enter the Qianqing Palace to investigate.

Because he entered the two sects of Rijing and Yuehua, he would be the emperor's person in life, and he would be the emperor's ghost in death! "

After Li Yuntang reminded her, the little emperor suddenly became enlightened, but there was still one thing she didn't understand, so she looked back and asked with this doubt:
"Yuntang, what do you mean by breaking melons? Why do you want to cut open a melon for her, and I haven't heard what kind of melons she likes to eat?"

"break……"

Being asked this question, Li Yuntang lost his voice for a moment; he looked at the emperor's curious face and the innocent eyes under his beautiful eyebrows, and swallowed the word "melon" back into his throat.

"Why is Yuntang selling out again?"

The little emperor, who could not wait for a response, climbed onto the couch again, put his hands on Li Yuntang's shoulders, shook them lightly twice, and urged:
"You are so shy, like a daughter's attitude."

Li Yuntang was not happy to be looked down upon like this, thinking in his heart that since the little emperor wanted to know so much, he would preview some knowledge of physical hygiene for her in case of future emergencies, so he opened his mouth and said:

"There is an ancient song that goes: 'When the jasper breaks the melon, the man's love is reversed', isn't the meaning very clear..."

As he spoke, Li Yuntang put his mouth to the base of the little emperor's ear, opened and closed his lips and teeth, and whispered in the emperor's ear.

As he listened, the little emperor seemed to have received some great news, his pupils widened a little, and then his pale pink cheeks changed color, ashamed as if they could bleed .

"Stop talking, I won't listen, I won't listen!"

The young emperor pushed Li Yuntang away, the blushing on her face had spread to her ears, she puffed her cheeks and glared at the fake eunuch in front of her, half complaining and half ashamed in her eyes, as if she had been insulted by the whispers just now In a normal mind.

And Li Yuntang, who let the little emperor push him away, lay on his back, looking at the emperor leisurely, with some malicious smiles on his face, and he still had plausible words in his mouth:
"It's the emperor himself who insisted on listening, but now it's my fault. People say that being with you is like being with a tiger. It's true..."

"Who knows you, you are talking about that kind of thing!"

The little emperor's hand covering her ears didn't let go for a moment, but she didn't remember a single word of Li Yuntang's words; when she heard something she didn't like, she immediately said it back, and wanted to stretch her legs and kick her again, "Damn it!" "The fake eunuch.

But the little emperor dismissed this idea immediately, the scene of being captured just now was still vivid in his memory, she could not send sheep into the tiger's mouth again.

After turning her sly eyes back and forth two or three times, the little emperor finally made up her mind. Kneeling on the edge of the bed, she moved like a rabbit, and with her left knee as the axis, she slammed into Li Yuntang hard. waist.

"Well……"

Li Yuntang, who was severely injured, immediately let out a muffled groan, followed by a burst of complaints:
"Yingying, your fall almost broke my waist!"

"Ah...Yuntang, I, I definitely didn't mean to..."

After explaining half a sentence, the little emperor suddenly felt that he was not at fault, and then changed the subject:
"Who made Yuntang always be careless, if I don't restrain you like this, you will take advantage of me again!
What's more, by the way, by the way, Yuntang was punished... Just now he was outspoken! "

After feeling that his body was fine, Li Yuntang curled his lips and reluctantly echoed:
"My lord said—"

As if hearing the insincere in the words, the little emperor stretched out two slender fingers, clamped Li Yuntang's nose, and asked: "Why, as the Son of Heaven, can't I sit like this?"

"can!"

Li Yuntang categorically stated his position, the little emperor was not heavy at all, and he wished that someone would stay on him for a while; it was just that the little emperor was sitting and felt something was wrong:
"Yuntang, why do I suddenly feel a little sick?"

While talking, the little emperor seemed uncomfortable, and twisted his waist, but heard Li Yuntang yell softly:
"My lord, don't move!"

Facing the doubtful eyes of the little emperor, Li Yuntang smiled awkwardly, and quickly explained:
"Don't move, the more you move, the worse you will be!"

Unknown, the little emperor rolled his eyes down. He didn't see anything unusual, but he didn't dare to act presumptuously. He just ordered:
"Since Yuntang has recovered from his injury, he hastened to leave the palace. The silver he got from selling the precious banknotes is very dear to my heart!"

With a sigh of relief in his heart, Li Yuntang tried his best not to bump into the emperor, and then vowed:
"But please issue a handbook, the emperor, I will go out of the palace secretly tonight to calculate the silver taels!"

"Tonight?" The young emperor was a little surprised by Li Yuntang's efficiency, "There's no need to be in such a hurry?"

"You are not in a hurry, I am in a hurry!

If you go out in the open, you will definitely not be able to escape the eyes and ears of the Queen Mother Yi'an; I am afraid that you will be stared to death by the Queen Mother's minions as soon as you leave the imperial city.

If caught by that little widow, it will end badly..."

But this reason is inconvenient to say directly, so Li Yuntang had to make up another reason:
"Your Majesty, rumors about the treasure banknote scam are still raging, and you should be more careful!"

　Travel to Liaodong at the end of the Ming Dynasty, kill the Eastern captives, comfort the thieves, torture the gentry, and restore the Chinese clothes; no matter how bad the Ming Dynasty is, it will not be the turn of the Tartars to destroy it!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)