Monster Buster: One punch is really fun

Chapter 1 The Bronze Witcher is also a Witcher
Stink, stink, indescribable stink.

Zhao Jiuzhou only felt that smell, like the barbed claws of some small monster, slammed into his nostrils, tore the inner wall of his nasal cavity to blood, and then continued to rush into his skull, like picking out a watermelon with a spoon Turned around hard.

For a moment, he felt as if his soul had gone out of his body.

The whole world went blank for an instant.

But the moment he lost consciousness in a trance, he was immediately stimulated by the obvious pain and regained consciousness.

It's worth a penny, the smell...can actually make people feel pain?

This cesspit full of sin...

"Why does I have to work the night shift here?" Zhao Jiuzhou couldn't help complaining.

Even though today is his fourth day on duty, and also the sixth day after he officially started working after failing the exam, he still cannot accept this reality no matter from the physical or psychological level.

He was supposed to be on summer vacation now, waiting to be admitted to the academy in two months!

Oh shit!It's all because of that unreasonable dead woman...

I don't live with you!If God gave me another chance, I would rather tear up the paper that day than squat outside the examination room until she came out, and then follow her all the way...

Phew~~~ bang!
Not far away, clusters of gorgeous fireworks rose and suddenly exploded.

It also interrupted Zhao Jiuzhou's dark but impossible fantasy.

Want to return to thinking, hate to hate, but even if time can be turned back, he dare not really do that to the invigilator.

He would just obediently put down his pen, and would rather get less points than be sentenced to zero points for violations...

The sky suddenly brightened, and colorful fireworks illuminated the entire night sky of Sheji City, and also shone on Zhao Jiuzhou's face full of regret.Sheji City is the seat of the Sheji Society, and the Sheji Society is also the seat of the second largest alliance in the world, the "Silver Prize League".

The name of the Silver Awards Limeng is actually a bit of a mouthful, far less clear than the world's number one alliance, the Golden Picture League, but Zhao Jiuzhou has been calling it for many years, and he has long been used to it, so he doesn't care.

This year is 2022 in the Gregorian calendar globally.

Due to some conceptual issues, the world's two giant alliances, which have been fighting against each other for nearly 80 years, have temporarily stopped their disputes because of this year's largest entertainment event in the world, the "Witch Hunting World Cup". .

As the host of the event, the Silver Prize League has already arranged the location of this important game in the most dangerous but also the safest place 12 years ago—that is, the land that Zhao Jiuzhou is stepping on now. , the so-called capital of the All League, referred to as Sheji City of the League Mansion.

For this competition, the Silver League has been busy for more than 12 years. Not only have they got all kinds of weird spirit creatures from all over the world, they have to raise them meticulously and carefully every day, and they have to build all kinds of creatures. Supporting facilities, training various professionals... and the ultimate goal of all these efforts is to let these delicious monsters die happily in the next month In the hands of more than 200 master demon hunters.

Let's see who kills more and faster, who is fierce and handsome.

So this kind of competition, in the eyes of Zhao Jiuzhou, who can neither kill monsters nor afford tickets, is of course extremely boring.

What a waste of money!
He thought bitterly in his heart, so he added another sentence: "Damn, how can this world be like this? Why can those idiots watch idiot games while having sex in the hotel, but I want them to have sex in the hotel with peace of mind , use my precious youth to stay up all night and stand guard here to protect their safety?"

"Do you think so?" The middle-aged temporary worker who was on duty with Zhao Jiuzhou couldn't help but speak.

Fireworks are fleeting.

In the corners of this huge city, the two were breathing carefully and talking in low voices as they fell back into the dark cesspit.

"Do you think you protected them?"

Wei Mianzi, a middle-aged temporary worker, asked in a tone that had been working for 20 years and had seen through all the truths in the world.

This condescending tone of educating young people made Zhao Jiuzhou feel very uncomfortable.

Student Xiao Zhao immediately asked angrily: "Isn't it?"

"Of course not." Wei Mianzi said very rationally, "First of all, you don't have the strength to protect them at all. If something really happens, the two of us will blow the whistle at most, and then be killed by monsters. Help them pull out the carrot for a second Some people may even be too lazy to pull out carrots because they have a lot of people, guns and cannons. They might be more excited when they shoot outside and cannon inside. Secondly, the reason why the two of us can get The opportunity to work the night shift to get overtime pay is also thanks to the support of these people. It is these rich people who can watch the witcher kill monsters while having sex in the hotel. Those of us have the opportunity to work. You Do you think that such an opportunity is easy to obtain? Do you know how many people in this world want to be on the night shift but have not had the opportunity? You and I are also demon hunters..."

"Stop." Zhao Jiuzhou finally couldn't help it anymore. He was really surprised why Wei Mianzi could talk so much in one breath amidst the feces, but that's not the point. He pinched his nose and interrupted, "So we Do you have to kneel down and thank them?"

"Otherwise?" Wei Mianzi seemed to take a deep breath.

Zhao Jiuzhou was startled, this guy can actually breathe deeply in this environment? !
"Then should I kowtow to them?"

"Are you worthy?" Wei Mianzi sneered disdainfully in the darkness, as if he was also one of the rich people.

"Fuck..." Zhao Jiuzhou could only take Wei Mianzi's words and return them to him, "We are also demon hunters after all."

"Hehehe..." In the darkness, someone suddenly let out an undisguised laugh.

A sound of footsteps approaching.

A few beams of bright light shone directly on the faces of Zhao Jiuzhou and Wei Mianzi.

Tonight, the leader of the third team of the night shift of the Heishan Heihuling sub-rudder of the Shejihui, the leader of the night shift of the city defense department, and Zhu Dachang, an inner disciple of the Heihuling sub-rudder, left Zhao Jiuzhou and Wei Mianzi with seven or eight subordinates. Standing far away, the flashlight hit Zhao Jiuzhou's face first: "You're so happy to brag! Bronze star, this demon hunter, have you been wronged to guard the cesspit here?"

"No...no no! Not at all!" Zhao Jiuzhou hurriedly glanced over and blocked the light with his hands.

Zhu Dachang turned his head and pointed the flashlight at Wei Mianzi again, "What about you! Two silver stars?"

Wei Mianzi closed his mouth with great experience, lowered his head, and didn't answer the words at all, and didn't make eye contact with the other party.

"Huh! Still chatting?" Zhu Dachang said, "It's your blessing to arrange you to be on duty here! Let me hear that you're bullying me again, be careful I tell you to get out!"

"Yes, yes, we must strictly abide by the discipline! Captain Zhu, walk slowly..." Zhao Jiuzhou smiled all over his face.

Zhu Dachang snorted coldly again, "Let's go!"

Seven or eight people left with a clatter.

The light and the sound of footsteps are getting further and further away.

Wei Mianzi finally breathed a sigh of relief.

But this time, the two of them really didn't dare to say anything anymore.

Zhao Jiuzhou was even assimilated by Wei Mianzi a little bit, and felt that he seemed a little too much.

His status as a part-time apprentice in the Heihuling sub-helm was obtained with great difficulty by the school.Fortunately, his psychic test data is not bad, and he belongs to the psychics who account for about one-tenth of the total human population, so that he can have the opportunity to get this job, otherwise, he will just Can go to "self-employment".

But idiots also know that if a person has no money in his pocket and no money at home, the only way to start his own business is probably to sell himself.But how could Zhao Jiuzhou, a student who failed in the rankings, do such a despicable thing.

So of course he chose to be an upright temporary worker.

Just like Wei Mianzi, even if he has been in the job for 20 years, he still has something to eat, right?
Thank you for the superior social protection system of the Silver Award Limeng...

As a poor orphan, he finally won't starve to death.

And speaking of tonight's errand, in terms of probability, it is indeed a beautiful errand in a certain sense.

Although the probability of spirit creatures appearing in a big city like Sheji City is very low, it does not mean that they do not exist. If they do meet, according to the double rules of the League and the sect, as long as they can If you survive, you will be able to accumulate a very valuable military merit.Relying on this military merit, even if you can't become a full-time employee, you won't be able to escape if you get a bonus at the end of the month.

And if they not only survived, but also survived with injuries...

"If we are injured, we must be regularized, right?" Zhao Jiuzhou held back for a while, and couldn't help it anymore.

Wei Mianzi was a bit frightened, but maybe he had talked too much just now and was hurt by the poisonous gas from the cesspit. He was quiet for a while before slowly answering: "Impossible. If the monster makes a move, there will be no survivors."

Zhao Jiuzhou pouted, dissatisfied with Wei Mianzi's pessimism.

Unlike him, he just wanted to leave alive in the hands of monsters. Zhao Jiuzhou even hoped that a certain legend would become a reality—it was said that in a certain corner of the Silver Prize League, one day, a monster would spawn and fall into the world. Drop a psychic crystal nucleus, and the crystal nucleus contains the power that can make people invincible...

I don't know when this legend arose, but anyway, it seems that there are similar sayings all over the world.

In the past, Zhao Jiuzhou always thought whether this was a white lie made up by some people to deceive them so that they could have a little hope for life, just like the nonsense that "mystics can cure all monsters".But now, when he lost his chance to sit in an office and became a part-time worker, he really hoped that the legend was true.

On the contrary, Wei Mianzi had already become numb.

I didn't even think about this legend in my mind...

But kid's nonsense...

And I, Wei Mianzi, am already a mature, 42-year-old unmarried young man!
"Stop thinking about it..." Wei Mianzi said, "If you don't go to school, just accept your fate..."

"I was murdered."

"Heh, every year after the exam, there are tens of thousands of people like you who say that they were killed, didn't perform well, and were bullied by others. Is it useful? If you don't give others an excuse, who would dare to be so bold? Harm you in Sheji City."

"I really……"

"Stop talking, is your dad an inner disciple?"

"No."

"What about your mother?"

"Not at all."

"Then what are you talking about? There is nothing at home. Even if you enter school, you will be an inner disciple at most in this life. You still have to work night shifts at night, just like Zhu Dachang. It is nothing more than that he brought a few Personal, wandering around, you can only stay where you are, and wait for him to come to check if you are serious about standing guard."

"I'm not like him."

"What's the difference?"

"I have a handsome face."

"..."

A gust of wind blew through, kicking up the strong gas in the cesspit.

In the dark night, Wei Mianzi suddenly let out a painful voice, "Ouch~~!"

I'm so stupid...

Zhao Jiuzhou felt that his dignity was more insulted than when he was laughed at by Zhu Dachang just now.

"What are you..."

"Ouch~~~!" Wei Mianzi vomited louder.

Zhao Jiuzhou frowned, and seemed to feel something was wrong.

It stinks...

It really stinks!

From the cesspit next to it, there was a gurgling sound.

It was as if something was stirring in the cesspit.

"I'm stupid... I can't!"

Zhao Jiuzhou's face changed suddenly, obviously thinking of something, he frantically took out the whistle from his waist, and just about to blow it, a cloud of shit-smelling wind swung towards him.

In a panic, Zhao Jiuzhou couldn't think so much anymore, and hastily swung his right fist.

With a faint white aura on the fist, it subconsciously blasted towards the charging monster.

Bronze demon hunter...that is also a demon hunter!

Can you really stand and wait to die? !
(End of this chapter)