Monster Buster: One punch is really fun

Chapter 2 One Punch Man

"Dad, the monsters are so fierce, why do we have to mess with them?"

"Because killing monsters can make money, there is something called a crystal nucleus in its stomach, which can be used to generate electricity, make bullets, and do all kinds of messy things. The most trashy crystal nucleus can be sold for 10,000+, which is enough for you to eat and drink alone More than three years..."

"how about you?"

"I still need to find Miss to vent my anger, maybe a year at most."

"Dad, is it appropriate for you to be so frank?"

"What's wrong? How do you think you were born?"

"So my mom used to be a career woman?"

"Fuck you!"

"Shall I dig it out of the grave first?"

At the moment of life and death, many things flashed through Zhao Jiuzhou's mind like a marquee.In fact, his name is not Zhao Jiuzhou, his real name is Zhao Jiuzhou, because he was born nine weeks prematurely.In this way, his mother died of dystocia.

So the name Kyushu was actually registered when I went to Mongolian school, and the school teachers thought it was correct.Later, gradually, even the Household Registration Office of the Sheji Society began to be self-righteous, so he was yelled at by others. After nine years of elementary school, when he took the entrance examination, his name really changed to Zhao. Kyushu.

The Baiyin Kyushu corresponds to the power map of the Baiyin Award Limeng.

The Sheji Society monopolizes Zhongzhou, which is a huge area...

It is said that the remaining states are not very peaceful, and there are many monsters.

Zhao Jiuzhou knew in his heart that he actually cast a good baby.

Although his father was only an outer disciple, he also raised him up as both a father and a mother.

It's a pity that I'm still a bit unlucky...

So today, am I going to have a family reunion?
Grass... It's all because of that dead woman!

If she hadn't tore up my paper, I would definitely be sleeping at home now, how could I die here?
Time seems to be stretched infinitely.

In Zhao Jiuzhou's eyes, the monster's movements slowed down infinitely.

In the alley where he couldn't see his fingers, he could even see the outline of the monster clearly.

That is……

A pile of human-shaped shit.

Oh shit……

To die at the hands of such a disgusting monster...

shit lime...

Phantom creatures...

combat power...

Seems to be……

"Dad, why is there someone guarding the cesspit? Isn't it disgusting?"

"Disgusting, other places are even more disgusting, do you know where monsters will appear?"

"do not know."

"Graveyards, deserted houses, dwellings where people died, factories where accidents happened, and hospital mortuaries, as long as they are places that can cause human physical or psychological discomfort, they are all places where monsters are prone to appear. What about cesspit... the probability is relatively high It’s small, but it’s not like it won’t appear. Every year, the number of monsters killed by everyone guarding the cesspit is still quite large. Think about it, a garbage crystal core can sell for 10,000+, so if a monster that is more powerful comes out, it will drop The crystal nuclei that come out are relatively high-quality, can they be sold for hundreds of thousands?"

"Um……"

"Then you said, is it meaningful to guard the cesspit?"

"Then why do rich people install flush toilets in their homes? There are also deacons and helmsmen's homes. Their homes are obviously very powerful, so they just dig a few more cesspit pits in their own homes. Isn't it possible to live by guarding the cesspit pits? "

"You can also talk about rich people. Why do rich people care about this little money? It must be the quality of life that is more important. Ordinary people like us need to dig out excrement. How can rich people wrong themselves and defecate all day long? together."

"Grandma, I really want to live in a house with a flush toilet."

"Then study hard, enter school, and sit in an office after graduation, sooner or later it will be your turn."

"Fuck... that dead woman!!! I'm going to kill you!!!"

The light from his right fist suddenly illuminated the entire alley.

Zhao Jiuzhou punched the monster hard before the monster hit him.

The light covering the fist pierced through the monster.

boom!Boom boom boom!

There was a loud bang in the sky, and dozens of fireworks suddenly rose into the sky, turning into totems of the Baiyin Awards Ceremony League.

That was in the Demon Hunt World Cup, and there were players from the Silver League, who won the championship.

In the alley, a gust of wind blew by.

That monster, like the goddess scattered flowers, was scattered everywhere.

"Cough! Cough-cough-cough!"

Zhao Jiuzhou didn't have time to celebrate his narrow escape, so he hurried to the side, coughing wildly.

Just at that moment, he seemed to feel that something ran into his mouth.

Oh shit!Why did I yell that?
"Ugh~~!" He leaned against the wall and vomited all over the floor as soon as he opened his mouth.

Wei Mianzi, on the other hand, was rich in experience, with quick eyesight and quick hands. When he saw a red bright spot flickering in the darkness, he quickly lowered his head and picked it up. Regardless of the environment in the alley, he was ecstatic, "Ha! Second-level crystal nucleus! Second-level crystal nucleus! Crystal nucleus! Child! Look! Look quickly, you... did you eat shit just now?"

Zhao Jiuzhou's stomach suddenly twitched again, he bowed his head and vomited, spit out a pile of acid water, "I didn't..."

The corner of Wei Mianzi's mouth curled up, revealing a gleeful smile, "You lied, you did."

"I don't have any!"

"You ate shit."

"Get out! You're just eating shit!" Zhao Jiuzhou shouted angrily.

He made sure he didn't eat shit.

Because I vomited for a long time, there was no strange taste in my mouth, and I didn't spit out any actual things.

It was already very late at night, he ate a lot at night, and the contents of his stomach had been digested long ago...

The thing that fell into his stomach just now was definitely not Yoneda Ko.

Zhao Jiuzhou just felt nauseous.

Because when the monster ran out, the septic tank also exploded.

The farmyard manure is all over the sky, making the environment of this alley very bad...

"What's the matter? What's the matter?!" Outside the alley, Zhu Dachang's group who heard the movement and also smelled an incredible smell ran over quickly with flashlights on.

Just a few steps in, a large group of people backed out immediately, "Damn it! Has the cesspit exploded?!"

"It exploded! It really exploded!" Wei Mianzi yelled, "Captain Zhu! We picked up a secondary crystal nucleus! Red!"

"Damn it! Really?! Dog luck is so good?" Zhu Dachang immediately ignored the hard working environment when he heard that he was rich. stopped.

Under the strong light of more than a dozen flashlights, Wei Mianzi, from head to toe, contained traces of nature.

Zhu Dachang's stomach twitched when he saw it, he didn't even have time to tell Wei Mianzi to hand over the crystal nucleus, so he ran to the wall, supported the wall with one hand, opened his mouth and vomited: "Ugh~~~"

Zhao Jiuzhou had almost vomited at first, but when he saw that Zhu Dachang was playing a rival role again, he couldn't help but not hold back. After vomiting out the acid in his stomach, he opened his mouth again, and even the gall was vomited out, "vomit~~"

"Uh~~~Are you still alive?" Zhu Dachang was a little surprised, his face was full of snot and tears, thinking that Zhao Jiuzhou should die.

Zhao Jiuzhou also took time out of his busy schedule, vomited and replied: "Ugh~~~ Yes, Captain Zhu, have you eaten garlic tonight?"

Zhu Dachang: "Yes~vomit~~~"

Zhao Jiuzhou: "I knew it, vomit~~~It stinks..."

"Get out and talk..." Zhu Dachang vomited, finally understood, and dragged Zhao Jiuzhou out.

Wei Mianzi hurriedly followed him outside.

"Wow~~~!"

When a group of people squatting at the entrance of the alley saw this, their voices changed in fright, and the birds and animals scattered.

"Damn, what's going on?" Zhu Dachang cursed, walked to the entrance of the alley, finally took a breath, and snatched the shit-stained crystal nucleus from Wei Mianzi's hand.A little excrement is actually nothing. He is also a demon hunter himself. In the process of killing monsters, there are always countless disgusting things. Shit and fart are really the lowest level.

He just couldn't stand the smell in the alley.

"Captain!" The servants on the side took a water pipe from nearby. The water source in the society is abundant, and every household has an external faucet. The water fee is very cheap, and they are not afraid of others using it indiscriminately.

Because cameras are like faucets, they are everywhere in the whole city.

Anyone who dares to turn on the faucet and not turn it off will be taken away by the people of the Zhi'an Hall at dawn the next day.

"En." Zhu Dachang stretched out his hand, and asked his servant to help him wash off the dirty things in his hands, and also rinsed away the fire element crystal nuclei in his hands.

As the dirt on the crystal nucleus was washed away, Zhu Dachang looked at the crystal nucleus in his hand, his eyes became brighter.

"It's so popular..." The attendant also noticed that everyone's attention was focused on the crystal nucleus, and Zhao Jiuzhou and Wei Mianzi, who were covered in farm treasures, were completely forgotten.

"Level three..." Zhu Dachang was a little uncertain, "It should be..."

"It's not supposed to be, it's for sure." In the night behind them, three white horses came out with their hooves clattering.

Leading a young man in his twenties got off his horse and walked to Zhu Dachang's side.

But just like Zhu Dachang just now, as soon as Zhao Jiuzhou and Wei Mianzi approached, he subconsciously took a step back, raised his hand to cover his nose, and frowned, "What did you encounter?"

"Shilime! Deacon! We killed a Shilime!" Wei Mianzi said excitedly, "That crystal nucleus fell out of Shilime!"

"Shi Lime dropped the third-level crystal nucleus?" The young man still covered his nose with his left hand, and stretched out his right hand towards Zhu Dachang.

Zhu Dachang hurriedly handed over the crystal nucleus.

The young man held it in his hand and input a little spiritual power.

The crystal nucleus flushed slightly.

At this time, another man and a woman who came with him also came up.

The woman was wearing a cloak, with a hood covering her head, and said softly: "It's level three, that's right."

Another man said excitedly, "That's worth a million or so."

"Hmm..." The young man Wei Mianzi called the deacon suddenly smiled again, "It's good luck."

"Yeah." The woman looked at Zhao Jiuzhou and Wei Mianzi, "It shouldn't be difficult to kill two people with this level of shit."

Zhao Jiuzhou's ears moved slightly.

"But Lime's spiritual resistance is zero, and if he is hit by spiritual power, he will die." Another man continued, and after a few meters away, he asked Zhao Jiuzhou and Wei Mianzi loudly, "You guys hit that shit first Rhyme, is it?"

"He! He hit it!" Wei Mianzi was quite human, and he didn't dare to take credit for this kind of thing. He pointed at Zhao Jiuzhou and shouted, "Just now, he slapped and splashed! He even ate shit!"

Zhao Jiuzhou yelled furiously: "I don't have any!"

"Oh! Eat as much as you can! Mental damage is also considered a work-related injury! I have eaten too!" Wei Mianzi yelled even louder.

Zhu Dachang looked at Wei Mianzi's excited look, but said nothing.

Work injury is military merit, no matter how small military merit is, it is extremely difficult for low-level temporary workers to obtain.

He and Zhao Jiuzhou and Wei Mianzi had no grievances or enmities, so naturally they would not hinder others from getting rich.

And the young deacon heard Wei Mianzi's roar, of course he also knew what his subtext was, and said directly: "I saw it, you two have eaten shit, and I will show you two merits. Zhu Dachang..."

"Yes! The subordinate is here!"

"You write a report asking for credit for them. Everyone here today has credit. This... I took it back, and it was written in your report. I passed by after the incident, and I checked, and found nothing else. Our black tiger Ling Fen rudders the peace of the world."

"Yes, yes, my subordinates know." Hearing that he had made a contribution, Zhu Dachang was so happy that he died.

The young deacon took out a small bag from his pocket and put crystal nuclei worth millions into it.

The three of them were turning to leave when Zhao Jiuzhou suddenly shouted again: "That woman!"

"Huh?" The woman turned her head, looked at Zhao Jiuzhou, and slowly took off her cloak.

The sky filled with fireworks, illuminating her face.

It was a very fair and delicate face, and Zhao Jiuzhou would never forget her in his life.

"Fuck! It really is you! You tore up my paper!" Zhao Jiuzhou roared loudly.

The woman looked at Zhao Jiuzhou, as if recalling it, "Oh? It's you? Why, don't you agree?"

"I just wrote for a few seconds longer!"

"The exam bell rang, and one more second is also a foul. I didn't arrest you to go to Baihu Hall, but I made an exception. You still have the face to refuse?"

"What the hell... I get full marks in mathematics every year!"

"What does that have to do with me?" The woman rolled her eyes, turned around and rode on the horse.

"I'm stupid... Lao Tzu! I've been ruined by you all my life! What the hell am I..."

Snapped!
The young deacon waved his hand.

Zhao Jiuzhou seemed to be whipped by an invisible whip, and immediately let out a scream.

"Zhu Dachang, take care of your people, teach him what rules are." The man threw out with one skill, as if Zhao Jiuzhou didn't exist at all, said something to Zhu Dachang, turned his head and followed the leaving man one girl.

"Yes... yes!" Zhu Dachang hurriedly said to the back of the young deacon, then turned his head and complained to Zhao Jiuzhou in a low voice, "Why don't you want to mess around anymore? Carefully fire you!"

"Hmph." Zhao Jiuzhou gritted his teeth, felt the burning pain when he touched the place where he was hit just now, "Mara, that woman, I'll fuck her sooner or later! hospital……"

"Okay, okay, okay!" Zhu Dachang has seen this kind of thing a lot, he took the water pipe casually, and threw it in front of Zhao Jiuzhou and Wei Mianzi, "You two go on your own, go and sign with Deacon Liu tomorrow morning .”

"Good! Good!" Wei Mianzi nodded overjoyed.

"Fucking idiot, what are you doing with Deacon Liu..." Zhu Dachang cursed, and a large group of people turned their heads and left.

Zhao Jiuzhou bent down to pick up the water pipe and poured it directly on his head.Wei Mianzi, who had more feces on his body, snatched it back, and said angrily, "That's right! What an idiot you are! I almost made me die with you!"

"Mara a coin, that dead woman killed me first!" Zhao Jiuzhou was still aggrieved, and said angrily, "Are we still on duty?"

"What a ghost, two monsters appear in the same place in one day, do you think you are some kind of unlucky star born?"

As soon as the words fell, a deep roar suddenly came to mind in the dark alley behind the two of them.

Both Zhao Jiuzhou and Wei Mianzi raised their eyebrows, and the corners of their mouths twitched.

Not far away, the three of Deacon Liu suddenly held the reins and looked at each other.

On the other side, in the eyes of Zhu Dachang's large group of people, there was also a collective light of surprise.

"It's Ye Xiao! Call for support!" Deacon Liu's face changed suddenly, and the man beside him hurriedly took out the flare gun and fired it towards the sky.

Deacon Liu and the woman had no time to delay, they immediately turned their horses and rushed towards Zhao Jiuzhou and Wei Mianzi.

Amid the eager sound of horseshoes, the two jumped into the alley one after the other.

The moment the signal bomb exploded in the sky, Deacon Liu and the woman widened their eyes and saw an unbelievable scene.

I saw Zhao Jiuzhou punch down, and the monster with a humanoid bird head, sharp beak and sharp claws exploded loudly, scattering blood mist all over the sky.

Deacon Liu sat on the horseback, dumbfounded.

Zhao Jiuzhou was still holding the water pipe he had just snatched back from Wei Mianzi in one hand, looked at his fist stupidly, and muttered in a low voice: "Am I... the reincarnation of the unlucky star? The one just now...was also shit lime? They Made a home in a cesspit?"

(End of this chapter)