Chapter 177 - Nezha
The lotus lantern at the door was lit up, and the office welcomed the 130th customer No. [-].
A young man with double ram's horns, a red apron and lotus petal culottes rushed into the office in a hurry.He exudes golden light all over his body, there is a mark of sparks between his eyebrows, he holds a circle of heaven and earth in his left hand, and Huntian Ling wraps around his shoulders to his waist and hangs behind him.
"Nezha has seen the writing master!"
"So it's Nezha! No wonder it looks so familiar, please sit down."
Nezha stepped forward and sat on the wooden chair with one leg crossed. The circle of heaven and earth was shrunk into a small ring and she held it in her hand and turned it around.I have seen folk portraits of Nezha and the cartoon "Nezha" before I was alive, but I have never seen the deity.The deity's brows are more handsome, and there is a deep murderous look in his eyes, as if hiding a fire that can burn all over the universe.
Although Nezha's eyes are baptized, his overall facial features are very soft and beautiful.
His face was fair and his lips were vermilion.At first glance, male and female are indistinguishable.
"Nezha, why are you looking for me today?"
"I heard that you have been sent to hell not long ago, and I want to ask you some things about the world."
"Well, please."
"How many years is it in the world now?"
"It should now be right up to the middle of 2022."
"What is the difference between 2022 and the Tang Dynasty?"
"There are so many different places. I really don't know where to start. This question is difficult to answer."
Nezha turned his head and thought for a while: "Then ask, what is the difference between the people of today and the people of the Tang Dynasty?"
"I don't know much about the behavior and habits of people in the Tang Dynasty, and I can't give an answer. If you want to ask me some habits of modern people, I can answer some."
Nezha made a tsk-tsk sound impatiently: "Look, it's like this. I'm going to work as an errand in the world soon, and I don't know anything about the current customs and customs, and I don't know what I'm doing. How to start."
"May I ask what the task is?"
Nezha smacked his tongue a few more times: "Can this be said? Can it be said?" He said a few words to himself.
"If you can't say it, it doesn't matter..."
"This matter, anyway, is different from what I used to do to eradicate demons and demons, to calm the chaos in the world, to protect the immortals and Buddhists, and so on. This matter, tsk, tsk, what should I say?"
"Who sent you the task?"
"It's Master Avalokitesvara," Nezha put his hands together in front of his chest, "her original words are mysterious and mysterious. To be honest, I haven't realized it yet."
"What did she say?"
"Tsk, tsk, I think those can be said..."
Nezha clicked her tongue and twirled the universe circle on her fingertips, looking like a student who couldn't do the exam.
"Love fills the world,
The lotus is in the dust,
Not young, not dirty, not abandoned, not bad,
Get dust to correct the enlightened body. "
"That's all?" I asked.
"There are other things, this paragraph can be said."
"How do you understand this paragraph?"
"There is nothing difficult to understand in this paragraph. Reincarnated as an adult, to be contaminated with the emotions of the world today, to go through all kinds of situations in the world, in order to realize the truth.
For thousands of years, every once in a while, I will go around the world to keep my ideas still keeping up with human development.
If we are gods, we have to keep up with the progress of the times, don’t we?You can't be left behind by humans, and be the kind of old fairy who just knows how to brag and flicks his sleeves. "
"He is a very ambitious fairy!"
"It can't be said that I have ambitions. I am an ordinary person, and I have a very close connection with the world, and I have received offerings from many temples. This is my job.
I see, after your job is over, you can also consider returning to the human world for further study.If you stay in hell forever, you will lose touch with society. "
"When was the last time you went to study in the human world?"
"Three or forty years ago, the incarnation in the human world was a girl, and later she became a war correspondent. I ran all over Afghanistan, Iraq, and the Middle East, which was quite exciting.
So many years have passed in the world, and the evolution of war has become more and more efficient.Like we used to practice martial arts cold weapons, now we can just hold the gun and chug.
Fortunately, the population is also large now. If it were placed in ancient times, the people in a city would disappear if there were two chugs. "
"Then why do you ask me about the Tang Dynasty?"
"I want to test your Chinese history."
"……what?"
"Hahahahaha," Nezha seemed to be very happy to tease me, and smiled while holding the circle of heaven and earth on his chest, "I'm just asking for fun, what else can I have?"
I didn't answer, and silently poured two cups of tea and put them on the table.Nezha raised his teacup and took a sip, then frowned: "Your hell is really miserable."
"It's no better than heaven."
"But I have a serious matter to ask you."
"Please speak."
"Where do you think the most painful place in the world is now?"
"If the heart is bitter, lying on the big velvet bed will feel the pain. If the heart is quiet, in the hail of bullets, maybe you can take pictures with a camera."
"Recently, I always feel that the world is restless in Heaven. The original world structure has undergone great fluctuations and adjustments. Western countries no longer maintain their hegemony as before, and the East is exploring in development.
The world is full of sorrow, but I don't know where the most suffering is. "
"Why do you want to know where the most painful place is? Are you going to save the common people?"
"No, I want to avoid being reincarnated there. The world is too hard, I have to choose my origin better. Otherwise, it is very likely that the game will not be played to the end, and I will leave halfway. If you leave halfway, you will not be able to gain complete experience. , it’s not worth it.”
"Sri Lanka just went bankrupt recently."
"Alright, remember, don't reincarnate to Sri Lanka."
"Ukraine is at war with Russia."
"Okay, no Ukraine, no Russia."
Nezha nodded as he spoke, as if he was really trying to remember.
"There are gun battles in the United States every day, and there has just been a school shooting incident."
"Okay, you can't go to America."
"Where do you want to go?"
"Shenzhen, China, or Hong Kong, China."
"Why Shenzhen and Hong Kong?"
"Shenzhen is a young city, and it doesn't look awkward in the crowd. Hong Kong, I was a Hong Konger in my life as a war correspondent, and I lived a very happy life!"
"Then you think quite clearly, then why do you ask me?"
"Just chatting with you casually, I'll report to Granny Meng after chatting."
"Okay, keep chatting."
"Actually, if you think about it, it's quite fun. Those of us who are gods have to go to the human world regularly to suffer hardships and grind our hearts.
The Dao that has been enlightened before must be enlightened in practice, and enlightened again.
Learning is a bottomless thing, and there are always new things to learn.
There are still many people in the world who want to practice Taoism and become immortals and gods, which is quite interesting.It seems that after becoming a fairy, life is easier.Ha ha ha, where is this.
Immortals go to the world to study, but they must have a higher level of awareness.It's a pity that many gods forget that they were gods after they reincarnated as adults, and pursue the abilities they once possessed.Desperate to distinguish oneself from other human beings, to be special.
If this is the case, then what did you do when you went down to earth, wouldn't it be good to drink big wine in the heavenly court?
These hypocritical gods, they drank a lot of wine and boasted, saying it was good or bad!I am a god, and I want to contribute to the world!
When he drank too much, Pa Ha fell down.
Sober up, it's late, and talking nonsense after drinking has made me an adult.
This kind of situation often happens in heaven, and it is the most annoying.I think that all choices that are not responsible for one's next life are very annoying.
If I've learned anything from my previous lives, it's that one person's presence must affect others.
If the person is more responsible to himself and loves himself, then he will have a more positive influence on the people around him.
Practicing in the human world is difficult, no matter how difficult it is, we still have to choose our birth carefully, right?
It's already difficult, don't make a hell start.
Oh my lord, no offense meant. "
"It doesn't matter..."
At this time, Nezha pretended to look at his wrist, as if he was wearing a watch (actually, there was nothing on his wrist): "I chatted with you almost, so I have to report it."
"Okay, then I wish you a happy next life."
"I hope you can have fun, and you still have to study hard!"
"Brother writing, you too."
"Are you brothers..."
Nezha grinned: "When you finish this job, if you have a chance, see you in the world!"
"There is a chance, definitely."
Nezha waved the Qiankun circle, put it on his chest again, and waved to me: "Goodbye!"
"Goodbye."
(End of this chapter)
The lotus lantern at the door was lit up, and the office welcomed the 130th customer No. [-].
A young man with double ram's horns, a red apron and lotus petal culottes rushed into the office in a hurry.He exudes golden light all over his body, there is a mark of sparks between his eyebrows, he holds a circle of heaven and earth in his left hand, and Huntian Ling wraps around his shoulders to his waist and hangs behind him.
"Nezha has seen the writing master!"
"So it's Nezha! No wonder it looks so familiar, please sit down."
Nezha stepped forward and sat on the wooden chair with one leg crossed. The circle of heaven and earth was shrunk into a small ring and she held it in her hand and turned it around.I have seen folk portraits of Nezha and the cartoon "Nezha" before I was alive, but I have never seen the deity.The deity's brows are more handsome, and there is a deep murderous look in his eyes, as if hiding a fire that can burn all over the universe.
Although Nezha's eyes are baptized, his overall facial features are very soft and beautiful.
His face was fair and his lips were vermilion.At first glance, male and female are indistinguishable.
"Nezha, why are you looking for me today?"
"I heard that you have been sent to hell not long ago, and I want to ask you some things about the world."
"Well, please."
"How many years is it in the world now?"
"It should now be right up to the middle of 2022."
"What is the difference between 2022 and the Tang Dynasty?"
"There are so many different places. I really don't know where to start. This question is difficult to answer."
Nezha turned his head and thought for a while: "Then ask, what is the difference between the people of today and the people of the Tang Dynasty?"
"I don't know much about the behavior and habits of people in the Tang Dynasty, and I can't give an answer. If you want to ask me some habits of modern people, I can answer some."
Nezha made a tsk-tsk sound impatiently: "Look, it's like this. I'm going to work as an errand in the world soon, and I don't know anything about the current customs and customs, and I don't know what I'm doing. How to start."
"May I ask what the task is?"
Nezha smacked his tongue a few more times: "Can this be said? Can it be said?" He said a few words to himself.
"If you can't say it, it doesn't matter..."
"This matter, anyway, is different from what I used to do to eradicate demons and demons, to calm the chaos in the world, to protect the immortals and Buddhists, and so on. This matter, tsk, tsk, what should I say?"
"Who sent you the task?"
"It's Master Avalokitesvara," Nezha put his hands together in front of his chest, "her original words are mysterious and mysterious. To be honest, I haven't realized it yet."
"What did she say?"
"Tsk, tsk, I think those can be said..."
Nezha clicked her tongue and twirled the universe circle on her fingertips, looking like a student who couldn't do the exam.
"Love fills the world,
The lotus is in the dust,
Not young, not dirty, not abandoned, not bad,
Get dust to correct the enlightened body. "
"That's all?" I asked.
"There are other things, this paragraph can be said."
"How do you understand this paragraph?"
"There is nothing difficult to understand in this paragraph. Reincarnated as an adult, to be contaminated with the emotions of the world today, to go through all kinds of situations in the world, in order to realize the truth.
For thousands of years, every once in a while, I will go around the world to keep my ideas still keeping up with human development.
If we are gods, we have to keep up with the progress of the times, don’t we?You can't be left behind by humans, and be the kind of old fairy who just knows how to brag and flicks his sleeves. "
"He is a very ambitious fairy!"
"It can't be said that I have ambitions. I am an ordinary person, and I have a very close connection with the world, and I have received offerings from many temples. This is my job.
I see, after your job is over, you can also consider returning to the human world for further study.If you stay in hell forever, you will lose touch with society. "
"When was the last time you went to study in the human world?"
"Three or forty years ago, the incarnation in the human world was a girl, and later she became a war correspondent. I ran all over Afghanistan, Iraq, and the Middle East, which was quite exciting.
So many years have passed in the world, and the evolution of war has become more and more efficient.Like we used to practice martial arts cold weapons, now we can just hold the gun and chug.
Fortunately, the population is also large now. If it were placed in ancient times, the people in a city would disappear if there were two chugs. "
"Then why do you ask me about the Tang Dynasty?"
"I want to test your Chinese history."
"……what?"
"Hahahahaha," Nezha seemed to be very happy to tease me, and smiled while holding the circle of heaven and earth on his chest, "I'm just asking for fun, what else can I have?"
I didn't answer, and silently poured two cups of tea and put them on the table.Nezha raised his teacup and took a sip, then frowned: "Your hell is really miserable."
"It's no better than heaven."
"But I have a serious matter to ask you."
"Please speak."
"Where do you think the most painful place in the world is now?"
"If the heart is bitter, lying on the big velvet bed will feel the pain. If the heart is quiet, in the hail of bullets, maybe you can take pictures with a camera."
"Recently, I always feel that the world is restless in Heaven. The original world structure has undergone great fluctuations and adjustments. Western countries no longer maintain their hegemony as before, and the East is exploring in development.
The world is full of sorrow, but I don't know where the most suffering is. "
"Why do you want to know where the most painful place is? Are you going to save the common people?"
"No, I want to avoid being reincarnated there. The world is too hard, I have to choose my origin better. Otherwise, it is very likely that the game will not be played to the end, and I will leave halfway. If you leave halfway, you will not be able to gain complete experience. , it’s not worth it.”
"Sri Lanka just went bankrupt recently."
"Alright, remember, don't reincarnate to Sri Lanka."
"Ukraine is at war with Russia."
"Okay, no Ukraine, no Russia."
Nezha nodded as he spoke, as if he was really trying to remember.
"There are gun battles in the United States every day, and there has just been a school shooting incident."
"Okay, you can't go to America."
"Where do you want to go?"
"Shenzhen, China, or Hong Kong, China."
"Why Shenzhen and Hong Kong?"
"Shenzhen is a young city, and it doesn't look awkward in the crowd. Hong Kong, I was a Hong Konger in my life as a war correspondent, and I lived a very happy life!"
"Then you think quite clearly, then why do you ask me?"
"Just chatting with you casually, I'll report to Granny Meng after chatting."
"Okay, keep chatting."
"Actually, if you think about it, it's quite fun. Those of us who are gods have to go to the human world regularly to suffer hardships and grind our hearts.
The Dao that has been enlightened before must be enlightened in practice, and enlightened again.
Learning is a bottomless thing, and there are always new things to learn.
There are still many people in the world who want to practice Taoism and become immortals and gods, which is quite interesting.It seems that after becoming a fairy, life is easier.Ha ha ha, where is this.
Immortals go to the world to study, but they must have a higher level of awareness.It's a pity that many gods forget that they were gods after they reincarnated as adults, and pursue the abilities they once possessed.Desperate to distinguish oneself from other human beings, to be special.
If this is the case, then what did you do when you went down to earth, wouldn't it be good to drink big wine in the heavenly court?
These hypocritical gods, they drank a lot of wine and boasted, saying it was good or bad!I am a god, and I want to contribute to the world!
When he drank too much, Pa Ha fell down.
Sober up, it's late, and talking nonsense after drinking has made me an adult.
This kind of situation often happens in heaven, and it is the most annoying.I think that all choices that are not responsible for one's next life are very annoying.
If I've learned anything from my previous lives, it's that one person's presence must affect others.
If the person is more responsible to himself and loves himself, then he will have a more positive influence on the people around him.
Practicing in the human world is difficult, no matter how difficult it is, we still have to choose our birth carefully, right?
It's already difficult, don't make a hell start.
Oh my lord, no offense meant. "
"It doesn't matter..."
At this time, Nezha pretended to look at his wrist, as if he was wearing a watch (actually, there was nothing on his wrist): "I chatted with you almost, so I have to report it."
"Okay, then I wish you a happy next life."
"I hope you can have fun, and you still have to study hard!"
"Brother writing, you too."
"Are you brothers..."
Nezha grinned: "When you finish this job, if you have a chance, see you in the world!"
"There is a chance, definitely."
Nezha waved the Qiankun circle, put it on his chest again, and waved to me: "Goodbye!"
"Goodbye."
(End of this chapter)
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